GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 Post-Credits Scene Descriptions

>>81926970
is rip avail online?

wow, 5 unexciting post credit scenes.

they had 5 chances and struck out on all of them

>>81926970
holy shit just nuke Marvel Studios already

so wait, they have one kino post-credits scene with stallone and undermine it with at least three shitty ones after it?

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>>81926970
>Ravager commander Stakar Ogord (Sylvester Stallone) assembles his old team: Aleta Ogord (Michelle Yeoh), Charlie-27 (Ving Rhames), Mainframe (voiced by Miley Cyrus) and Krugar for one last job.

>>81926970
Absolutely disgusting

>Scene 4

Groot stays a baby THE ENTIRE movie?

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>DCucks

>>81926970
"– Sean Gunn’s character tries to use Yondu’s fin to control one of his arrows. He can’t control it as well as Yondu so the arrow hits Drax. There is a bigger spoiler connected to this scene in the movie itself, which we won’t post here."

AKA rip yondu

>5 scenes

literally pirating this to seed and not watching it

>>81927630

Are you ready for more BABY GROOT! merchandise?

>>81926970
Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki) unveils to the Sovereigns her secret weapon to destroy the Guardians of the Galaxy: Adam Warlock, who is encased in his cocoon.

Already released from The Collector when his place blew up

>>81927630
hopefully he stays a baby EVERY movie

>>81927817
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11123/111236399/4606067-warlock.jpg

>>81928130
Infinity War Groot will be a Teenager.

>>81927817
Wasn't him.

>Sylvester Stallone
wtf

So does Yondu die or what

>>81929359
Maybe.

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>>81929187

None of these are as good as Howard the Duck

>>81929221
If it really turns out it wasn't him in collector place then who else has a cocoon egg????

>>81929909
Another Sovereign. They are all born from cocoons.

>>81926970
Sounds so FUN. Disney knows what FUN means.

>>81930023
Thanks for the clarification Anon

>>81927640
I laughed.

>>81926970
What kind of virgin nerd would know who even 50% of those characters are?

>>81927640
Why the fuck would anyone be in shock at the Thor trailer? it looks laughably bad.

>>81927640
lmao, I didn't even know JL came out so soon. RIP.

>>81927630
>Trees take a long time to grow

who the fuck are these characters ?

>>81930533
You'll meet them all in the actual movie.

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>>81930297
JUSTice League trailer 25m views
Thor Ragnarok trailer 33m views

>>81926970
>Stan Lee is one of the Watchers and reports to the others about his time undercover as a FedEx agent on Earth, referencing CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR. The Watchers grow bored by the tale and leave an overexcited Stan Lee alone talking to himself.
The Marvel execs know something we do not.

>>81927112
Are you retarded?

>One assembles the old guardians of the galaxy for a future adventure with fucking stallone at the lead

>one has big consequences with the reveal of adam warlock

>the other is a gag but literally introduces the watchers to the universe

All really good and world building, fuck off

>>81927767
He's confirmed avengers 3 moron

>>81929526
>>81929359
No

>>81931262
no way, that's pretty surprising

>>81930052
Fun things are fun