ITT: inspiring film quotes

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>>81926652
>ITT: burden of proof

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>>81926652
I love the fact that atheweenies get so upset at people believing in God they actually have to make up stupid stuff like Pastafarianism. Just goes for show how petty some people can be.

>>81926652
>why do you hate God?
>how can you hate what doesn't exist?

this film actually converted me to Christianity

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>>81926809
>i have shit life because of god not me

"What tha fuck nigguh, get the fuck out my body you jive ass mothafucka"

-That crying negro that's literally everywhere

>>81926652
>Logic for Retards

>>81926652

How is that inspiring?

I could just as easily say that no one can disprove that leprechauns or unicorns or eskimos exist.

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>no one can disprove god's existence
Holy fuck

>>81926809
I love the fact that cultists get so upset at people not believing in God they actually have to make up stupid stuff like this movie. Just goes to show how petty some people can be.

>>81926977
I'm sure it inspired a few atheists

>>81926995
it inspired them to make a shitpost on 4chan to bait some Christians for some deity based banter

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>>81926652

>tfw if you try to counter these fucking logical fallacy memes you just get called reddit fedora neckbeard tilt etc.

fuck the Christfags won the meme war

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I swear to God, this thread has been made thousands of times by now. The difference is even a year ago we didn't have literal Redditors flooding the board trying to disprove the ''inspirational'' quote.

>>81927016
Yes, you and your fellow tippers are obviously baiting Christians here.

>>81927018
I know - I honestly couldn't believe this heathen board was actually a heaven (not the real one pls no bully) for Christcucks
I've never had so many hat-based tips before

>>81927098
>I canz logix!

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>BLACK COULD BE ANYWHERE

>>81927525
>the world just created itself
>logical

*tips fedora*

>>81927098
If you honestly believe that you are as new here as they are. Bait threads ALWAYS get replies. Thats how it always was and thats how it always will be. You can't claim 4chan is full of autists and then turn around and pretend like there was some golden fucking era where everyone was too clever to be duped. It's a pipe fantasy and never was true.

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>>81926652
>protties

wow, raelly is of maeking me thimk

>>81926652
he looks like he can give me 13 reasons why i should convert

>>81927865
not believing in eternal reoccurance like Nietzsche
pleb

>>81928545
>I'm not an atheist and that wasn't bait

>>81926652
I...shall...not feed you!

>>81929343
Good choice anon, Jesus wouldn't want you to

IF HE WAS REAL HAHAHAHAHHA

>>81926652
Last time you made this thread 3 retarded atheists started fighting among themselves.

Good times.

>>81930050
these threads used to get excess of 200 posts a day daily

like a fucking (you) factory

>>81926652
Aren't there some shit in the bible that if you do them god will strike you down then and there?

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>>81926809
>upset at people believing in God

When you have a group of people who come into power they tend to enforce their beliefs on others.

Which is why faggots, Jews, women, niggers, and other degernates should not be allowed to vote.

>>81926652
Disproving the existence of God is very easy considering the fact that he's made out to be white. He has to be some mixture of black and asian or some shit to exist

>>81930383
True, but i kinda thought it was funny that it triggered militant atheists to the point of meltdown.

>>81930543
who makes God out to be white? Is that actually in the bible?

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>ITT

>>81930601
>God created Adam and Eve
>Adam and Ever are white
>all of humanity came from a white man's rib

So where did the black people come from? God actually created them on the 8th day so that white people could feel superior but the SJWs removed that bit from Genesis. It's a true story.

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>>81926652
I'm really curious what the demographics of this board are.

I always got the impression it'd be like 40% atheist or more, but threads like these fucking explode with shit posting.

So here's a poll since this thread will probably hit 360 (you)s

http://www.strawpoll.me/12805023
http://www.strawpoll.me/12805023

>no one can disprove that leprechauns or unicorns or eskimos exist.


>eskimos

>>81930658
what are you a fucking Mormon or a moron

>>81930658
does the bible describe them as white?

it annoys me to no end what atheism has devolved into. I've always felt viewing things logically was important, so I consider myself an atheist. If there was evidence for a god, I'd believe it for sure. The fact that most people are just atheists to be contrarian now a days bums me out to no end.

>>81930757
I am whatever the thread needs me to be
to get sweet sweet (you)s

I'm genuinely not familiar with mormons though, surely my shitpost can't actually in anyway resemble a real belief?

>>81930737
i assumed its more 80% atheist given this is 4chan.

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>>81926652
An invisible magical, purple squirrel lives on my shoulder. Only I can see him, but he's there. I guarantee it. You're retarded if you don't believe me

religious people are fucking idiots

>>81930838
Atheism is far more common among millenials and 4chan is mostly in Europe and North America which are far more secularized as well.

So it would make sense, but if they were a huge majority you'd think there'd be more obnoxious shit posts about it. Seems to me that there's a lot more "Rick and Morty hates God" and other garbage instead.

>>81930783

does it matter? it would be impossible for genes and dna to become as complex as it is now if it was just adam and eve. unless god created someone like tyrone

>>81930899
*tips triggered fedora*

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>atheists don't believe in god
>atheists also hate god

>>81930899
>religious people are fucking idiots
Says the retard who believes in an invisible purple shoulder squirrel

>>81930824
You can't really use 4chan as your census on atheists or theists. These threads are shitshows posted for the sole purpose of winding each other up. Don't let it shake your beliefs

>>81930925
i wasnt asking that tho and you are shifting the goalposts, you claimed that God/adam/eve are white. im asking wheres the proof/beef?

Can a christian describe to me why was Adam and Eve given two sons only but somehow one of them found a wife?

Also what made God become mellow compared to his Old Testament phase?

>>81930955
this desu

dubs of truth.

>>81930965
that made me kek thanks bro.

>>81930971
it doesn't, don't worry. I enjoy shitposting in these threads as well, but for every couple of shitposts, someone believes what they post. I've met atheists and theists in who act like people in these threads in real life, and it really is just kinda pathetic.

>>81930991

i'm not op

>>81931032

>Also what made God become mellow compared to his Old Testament phase?

They brought in a PR guy and a new writer

>>81927852
spin off when?

>>81931032
God invented weed to relax because after his pride and joy fucked up and took his apple he just sort of gave up and blazed it

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>>81931148
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>>81930965
>>81930955
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>>81930925
>>81930922
>>81930899
http://www.strawpoll.me/12805023

Reposting this poll for more info.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12805023

>>81930955
this post is so retarded that im speechless

>>81931318
>t. richard dawkins

>>81927865
>My god just created himself
>logical

*molests child*

If Gods exists, doesn't that mean he's had incest with every human being?

I find it enormously entertaining thinking that there are actual Christians that come to this website. They probably are responsible for the cunny and gore threads. So Christ-like.

>>81931384
>t. richard dawkins (again)

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I reject your assertion that i require the burden of proof

Checkmate atheists

>>81931472
>I again have no rebuttal.
>t.child molester

>>81931439
.....what?!

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>>81931453
>I find it enormously entertaining thinking that there are actual Christians that come to this website. They probably are responsible for the cunny and gore threads. So Christ-like.

if god isnt real, how come my grandfather passed away? check and mate atheists. also, FUCK YOU ATHEISTS!

>>81931453
this

i thought 4chan was supposed to be an unfiltered site for critical minds, but seeing how theres a lot of religious people here, i guess it isnt really

>>81926652
>66 replies / 16 images posted


Pretty spooky

>>81931508
>I have no sense of humour
> I cannot tell when someone is very clearly making a joke

sorry about your autism anon.

>>81931594
>gets burned
>claims LE JOKE KEK

no, psychosis-man. ya blew it

>>81931565
according to the stoll poll most people so far are atheists

Give a quick run down of the lore of hell in christianity.

I hear so many conflicting things about it.

>>81931633
good

>>81931647
You get to chill out with the devil who tries to tempt you with having pre-marital sex and drugs as opposed to going up to see the big psychopath in the sky who gives kids fatal diseases as a test because you gotta earn that motherfuckers love

>>81931631
>"burned"
>"ya blew it"

facepalm.jpeg

kek you really are an autist. had i been serious i would have put t. atheist, i kinda thought that was obvious for anyone with half a working brain.

>>81931700
only 14 people have replied so far though, there are plenty of christians around who haven't done the poll

>>81931714
I mean like how hell was created.

Like is the "devil" satan or are they two different beings? Because I hear Satan is the ruler of hell and then I hear that the Devil is while spouting they are two different things.

>>81930955
>religious people

>atheists cuckolds still in denial that they're wrong all this time.
Atheist degenerates BTFO. Enjoy your immoral life.

>>81931758
oh sorry man, all I know is that theres one called Damien and he's a creepy little kid and I think one of them is supposed to be an angel who slipped and fell or something

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>>81931804
>its a "doesnt have a rebuttal so just screams religious people" episode.

Daily reminder that everybody in this bait thread is an atheist. Nobody is actually dumb enough to be religious.

>>81932021
That's not true. I was baptised so I think I have to be Christian? at least that's my ticket to heaven baaaaybeeee

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>>81932021
>Daily reminder that everybody in this bait thread is an atheist. Nobody is actually dumb enough to be religious.

>>81927018
>tfw if you try to counter
>try
Meme responses aren't responses, anon. That's them admitting they're retarded.

>>81932180
Do you have any more of these pictures?
I'm an atheist but those are legitimately fucking hilarious if real comments

>>81932180
>posts fedora image in response to that post
>meanwhile, Rick & Morty threads manage to get by despite being as edgy

>>81932243
Thats the only one i have but it is an indeed real comment-the guy actually preludes it with "i'm not a professional comment maker" or something, if i find the original link will post

>>81932247
>having no humour to laugh at yourself

desu i dont watch cartoons so i have no idea what rick and morty is about.

>>81932247
These threads and r&m threads are both bait.

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>>81932341
Yeah I managed to find a screenshot of the original post, I think he has since been shamed into deleting it

>>81932021
self denial. How does it feel like that you're isolated both from your fellow man and god?

>>81932243
>>81932403
kek yeah was just trying to post this and it said its already here.
apparently just read the thread was deleted because people were laughing at r/atheism too much for it kek. i remember reading the original thread and how much he got congratulated on it.

>>81926809
>weenies
Are you a toddler or a woman?

Is it weird that God just kills people all the time?

>>81932574
It's just a prank bro

>>81927018
>le pepsi
HA HA I TOO AM AWARE OF THAT ONE COMMERCIAL

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>2017
>not believing in God.
Pic related, it's all you gaytheists

>>81932574
>Is it weird that God just kills people all the time?

huh?

>>81932639
This. God hates fags.

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>>81926652

As impossibly brain dead as that quote is, I still find the most obnoxious thing about it to be the words that in bold, seemingly, at complete fucking random.

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>>81932557
I particularly enjoy the little eh? at the end, holy shit

That entire subreddit must be a goldmine for quality shitposts

>>81932639
>super cringe. jpeg

fucking hell kek.

>>81932692
so much so that i just found out there is a "r/atheist cringe" reddit for that very reason! fucking kek.

>>81932669
Atheist is bold because it's supposed to alarm. The rest of it is a distilled, easy to remember version of the argument. "No one can prove god? No one can DISPROVE god!"

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>>81932639
lmao

>>81932669
There is nothing random about what words are in bold. You're brain dead.

>>81932403
Memeing aside, it's actually a pretty good quote

>>81931032
That woman wasn't human, Adam's son fucked a monkey and that's how we got black people.

>>81932758

Rucking fetarded.

Also Eris is the one true God, following any others will lead only to the extinction of humanity and the universe itself.

>>81932755
this must be how muslims feel about Islamic State

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Are Satanists more holy than Atheists considering that they believe in characters and concepts inspired from Christianity and the bible?

>>81926753
Do you fedorafags get baited THIS easily?

Ain't the absence of God enough proof though ?

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>>81932787

>>81932793
No black people are the mark of cain, remember?

>>81932793
>3edgy5me fedora.jpeg

>>81932843
free will, you gigantic faggot.

>>81930519
You're funny, you think the only non-degenerates are celibate balls of diabetes festering in their basements. That's pretty hilarious.

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>>81926953
>>81926977
>>81926984
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>>81930899
Atheists literally can't into banter

>>81932639
Is that Dr Strange?

>>81932842
yes.

>>81932771
this got a legitimate loud laugh out of me and I am not proud

>>81932887
Can you prove that free will is something bestowned upon us by your god ?

>>81932911
Its a well known fact atheists are thin skinned and cant handle either jokes or the bantz.

>>81932948
You need to study before making such arguments, intellectuals here don't like to repeat themselves.

>>81926652
>bible implies world's 6,000 years old
>speed of light is 671 million miles per hour
>we can see galaxies that the light takes more than 6000 years to travel from
>if bible was right we wouldn't be able to see them

>>81932973
Can you though ?

>4chins
>intellectuals

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>>81932787

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This Atheism thing has got (((Us))) thinking. After long deliberations, (((We))) have decided that nobody is able to prove that morality has any meaning, therefore it doesn't have any meaning. This is very convenient as now you don't have to take any responsibility for your actions, and ain't that just swell?
The logic might seem a little unsound to you, it might seem to you that We haven't proven that morality is untrue either. However, do you have any proof that the logic by which you came to that conclusion is true? Didn't think so. In fact, you cannot prove that facts are factual, hahaha. But they sure do hurt. And you don't want to get hurt, do you know?

That's what I thought. You are powerless against (((Our))) new post-modern philosophy.

>God created people
>some people are born gay
>this means god created gay people
>God says gay people aren't allowed in heaven in case because there aren't any walls for the hetero angels to back into, protecting their anuses
>God literally creates some people just to send them to hell

The guys got some issues tbqh family members

>>81932403
WTF I love Christ now!

r/atheism has got some of the most stupid headlines

>"Penn State’s Atheist/Agnostic Association builds community of like-minded skeptics without God"

thank you captain obvious.

Why are you guys so stupid? Every religious thread I go to on any board brings up atheism and evolution as if they were/are the same thing.
They are not the same at all and don't have a single similarity.

>>81932979
>four points don't match up
>it's got to be the one thing, not the three other things
As Rupert Sheldrake says, the speed of light isn't fixed anyway.

>>81926652

That's the most truthful quote on this subject. He basically says no one can say for sure. Nobody knows. So everyone should shut the fuck up.

>>81933013
FUCKING HELL TOP KEK

>>81932979
How can we actually be sure their right about the "Speed" of light?? That's according to scientists who say there smart but don't even believe in G-d. The only way their universe and laws of physics make any sense is if there's no G-d, it's designed that way so if course they have "scientific" evidence to disprove Him.

>>81933061
>>>/reddit/

>christfags actually believe this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8

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>>81933017
>I need a jewish conspiracy to convince me that a random ancient myth isn't true

"American Atheists File Charges After an Autistic Boy is Baptized"

Can you really do that?

>>81932911
>act retarded
Hurr its just banter. Kill yourself

>>81933034
>implying people are born gay

>>81933115
no shit sherlock.

>>81933114
>How can we actually be sure their right about the "Speed" of light??
Because you can prove it mathematically

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this one really made me think

>>81933034
Everyone is born with Original Sin, on the path to Hell. We must overcome these evils and avoid sin. The gay man must do this just as the easily angered must control himself.

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>>81933081
>"POSTMODERNISTS say that NO ONE can PROVE the existence of ANY VALUES and they're right, but I say NO ONE CAN DISPROVE that value exists"
>That's the most truthful quote on this subject. He basically says no one can say for sure. Nobody knows. So everyone should shut the fuck up. Morality is a spook.

>>81933198
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/

>>81933178
nigga ain't no man putting dick in his ass unless he got some real messed up hormones n shit bleeding assholes aint no life choice tha shits a curse nigga

>>81933034
Homosexuality is a mental illness fucking faggot. Do you think they'd have schizophrenics, downeys and wailing autists in heaven? You have any idea how fucking annoying it would be to be around those kind of people for eternity? It's called Heaven for a reason

>>81933124
I'm still not sure if this is ironic or if these people are for real, but this is great nonetheless

>>81933303
Can you prove that it is a mental illness though ?

>>81933346
Can you prove that it's not?

>>81933146
But random ancient myths are true. At least you behave like they are.

Free will, good and evil, pursuit of happiness... all ancient myths

>>81933346
see
>>81933247

the mans got science on his side

>>81933246
>anons are discussing cringy atheist memes
>find out these meme's comes from reddit
>discuss these
>"kek you guys thats reddit"
>nah, you think son?

>>>/school/

>>81933303
Exactly. Church teaches me that every single person on Earth is there as a way to test me and my faith. Hence the handicapped and the hopelessly suffering.

>>81933332
>I'm still not sure if this is ironic or if these people are for real

I see you are new around here

>>81932771
So you found some quote? That's pretty baffling, even for you.

>>81933369
Yes
The absence of evidence

>>81933380
That does not prove anything

>>81933395
The fuck is that supposed to mean

>>81933034
"Gay" and "gay people" don't exist. They're just hedonists, corrupted by mankind, abusing their free will given to them by God.

>>81933202
Yeah but numbers are just made up by people. We count to ten because he have ten fingers and we base math on that but if we had 8 fingers math and the speed of light would be different. Also G-d is so complex a being He goes beyond human mathematics.

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You can only say there's no evidence for god if you narrowly restrict the term evidence to only mean direct empirical evidence. This is nonsense because there is no direct empirical evidence or scientific experiment that can prove the belief that all true beliefs must be validated with the scientific method. This is called scientism and it is ultimately self-defeating.

>>81933385
That seems like on easy ass test, I reckon I could pass that without any revising or nothing

oh that poor man has AIDs and shit, this motherfucker over here can't afford food, that man likes dick - I'm good though, love you baby Jesus

>>81933384
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/9gag/

>>81933370
Those are not myths. Do you even know what a myth is?

>>81933370
None of those things are true just because you believe they are true

>>81933209
It needs some work, some mentions of big guys, flight plans and bringing friends. Low energy meme.

>>81933444
I see you are just baiting
One advice though, don't make it so obvious

>>81933444
You could almost fool people if you didn't do the "G-d" shit
3/10 almost fell for it

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"They can be a great people, Kal-El. They wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you, my only son."

Makes you feel good to be a human.

>>81933449
>This is nonsense because there is no direct empirical evidence or scientific experiment that can prove the belief that all true beliefs must be validated with the scientific method.
Well, you're right about "this" being nonsense, as in the mess you just typed.

>>81933346
Atheists can say that you can't prove that homosexuality is a mental illness but you also can't disprove it

>>81933453
You have a duty to help them, and if you can't help them, you have to use them as an example with which you can help many, many more people. Violence in this way is an act of love.

>>81933467
A myth is merely a vehicle for those archetypal truths that I mentioned. The literal meaning of the myth is irrelevant to them.

>>81933543
See>>81933369

>>81933449
Do you believe all ancient myths without evidence or just the one that you were brought up to believe, you stupid fucking faggot

>>81933439
I see what you saying man, like the other day man I saw this cute little sheep man and I thought god damn I want to fuck that sheep in the asshole and then I thought its ok, I got free wills I can use one of them up and I fucked that sheep. I fucked it good. Then I shaved that motherfucker, made a coat out of it and gave it to my local priest. He was surprised at first but I explained to him the situation and said the coat was for him, he' get an extra £150 in the collection pot and could he ask God to forgive me. Then the priest just straight up took my £150 right there and then and told me he'd had a quick chat with God and God was cool with it and shit. Turns out God doesn't give a shit what you fuck cause that mother fucker got all kinds of shit to worry about, and now I fuck any sheep I like.

>>81933542
This "nonsense" is philosophy 101.

>>81933449
What do you base your belief on then? inb4 "faith"

>>81933610
Sure, at the university of homeschooling.

>>81933626
Start with "Cogito ergo sum" and work your way up from there.

>>81926652

>OP says that he isn't a faggot, but NOBODY can disprove that he isn't a faggot.

>>81933626
I watched an episode of Bibleman as a child, saw the light of the Lords love and that was all I needed.

>>81933562
Ok, what's your point then

>>81933686
And exactly because of that people came to the realization that the concept of god is silly :')

>>81933465
Not an argument.

>>81933600
>Welsh intellectuals

>>81926809
*tips fedora

>>81933748
>Not an argument.

not an argument

>>81933727
Yeah, Descartes was a godless atheist. Oh, wait..

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>>81926753
Atheism didn't even exist until a few hundred years ago. The burden is on you and your unnatural claim.

>>81933800
It's getting hard knowing who's trolling and who isn't

>>81933788
>people hundreds of years ago were religious

Hmmm

>>81933800
Because science did not progress until then. A huge driver behind atheism is science making the bible look like the old myth it really is.

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>>81932243
This one is reaching meme status as we speak.

>>81933523
>I can't give a legit counter argument so I'm gonna call bait

>>81933800
Mate there have been peasants who don't give a shit about the boogeyman in the clouds for as long as there have been pushy scammers trying to get them to sit in church and give them tithe money

>>81933726
To disregard something just because they are "ancient myths" is hypocrisy when you live at least partially by values contained in those ancient myths. Western world is built on Christianity.

>>81933788
Yes, and Newton believed in the spontaneous generation of life
All of them had their fiar share of mistakes despite being who they were,
They were just humans after all

>>81933686
>more vague pointless rhetoric
How about an actual argument next time

>>81933444
>and the speed of light would be different
oh

>>81933862
The fingers part sold you out
Work on your shitposting desu

>>81933753
I spent a whole 30 seconds typing that shit out for one measly (you), but I'd like to thank (you) for it.

>>81933800

>That picture
>Making any sense whatsoever

You know we have a thing called law and society right? Committing crimes like rape and murder WILL get you sent to prison for a LONG TIME. Even the edgiest athiest would not want to go there, prison isn't a fun place.

>>81933800
Christianity didn't exist until 2000 years ago. What proof does it have in comparison to the Greek or Nordic religions that preceded it?

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>>81933890
your overconfidence is your weakness

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>>81933985

>>81933926
Alright. Start with the Greeks.

>>81933889
k

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>>81933861
Does anyone else notice how atheists always have the same doughy, sexually amorphous physiognomies? Maybe evolution is real after all.

>>81933800
Because the possibility that people abstain from crime because they actually give a shit about other people's well being, not just because they might face punishment in this life or the next, is absolutely ridiculous

>>81933861
how do these people exist - and that fucking picture kek
>>81932830

There must be some sort of theist reddit equivalent to help balance out the playing field

>>81934022
Make your point or fuck off seriously

>>81934022
There's evidence of monkeys from New Guinea worshiping a tree as it was sacred or a god
Start there

>>81933886
>there were atheists forever there's just no evidence of it
ok

>>81933972
notice how atheism didn't precede it?

humanity has always known that God exists, just not the form in which He takes

>>81933800
that's the dumbest shit I read today and.

>>81934090
Fucking lol
I'd love to see what kind of evidence would lead people to jump to that conclusion

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>>81934036
I also think thats the reason the meme exists

some even get triggered by fat jokes. their existence, ironically seem to go against the theory of evolution.

ITT smart atheists troll stupid atheists

>>81933800
>unnatural claim
Are you trying to imply that a magical invisible dude that casts spells to flood the world is natural?

>God gives us free will
>we use it
>we don't get to go to heaven
That shit don't seem free to me, that shit seem mad expensive. Man I justed wanted to do a sex with that ho with the nice boobies and now I have to go to hell

>>81934098
Lol there have always been atheists. Babies don't know of God until they're taught. Did cavemen actually believe in this junk? They had as much belief in God as a dog or a tree. Atheism is the natural state of mind.

>>81934160
>Fucking lol

Jesus fucking christ
I miss the time when 4chan was not so cancerous
>people saying kek left and right

>>81934098
Humans just needed to find an explanation for the shit they couldn't understand
If they couldn't find any, they'd make some shit up

>>81934178
I've gone from devout Christian to retarded atheist and back again in the space of 3 posts
I really need to get a fucking hobby and leave this board
Fuck

>>81934098
>theist citing lack of evidence as an argument in his favor
lol

>>81934236
not an argument, you've already lost. multiple posts in and your "argument" is still trash.

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>>81934263
>being influenced by 4chan

You know you need to be 18 or older to post here right ?

>>81931758
ask on /x/

>>81934199
Indeed, the claim that god gives us free will is absurd.
Mainly because god is holding a massive stick saying that if you do certain things you will get hit with it and sent to eternal damnation.

It's like a slave owner saying his slaves have free will, but if they do anything he doesn't like he will whip them.

>>81934178
>smart
>atheist

pick one

>>81934305
This.
>being so impressionable that you get influenced by the internet instead of forming your own opinion.

>>81934289
I'm not the same guy
I'm just saying how cancerous even shitposting have become
Newfags are ruining this place

>>81934305
>he thinks I've been influenced by 4chan
>not that I'm pretending to be religious and then atheist
You realise you have to kill yourself now don't you anon

>>81934235
then where did religion come from and why did every society in human history have a religion?

>>81934199
Yeah, it's like saying someone is free to do as they please when a gun is to their head. They can comply or die. That's enough of a choice to count as free will, right?

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>>81934263

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Man, /tv/ is retarded, especially all those reddit atheists thinkers ITT
I guess /lit/ spoiled me

>>81934236
>getting triggered over nothing
fucking lmao

>>81934344
Weak

>200 posts
Good job my fellow christians, I'd like to think we have cleansed this world even by little when we destroy these godless immoral filth with our sound and superior intellectual logical arguments.

>>81934370
>Bait: the infograph

>>81934356
>>81934330
see
>>81934344

and please stop being so fucking retarded

>>81934370
>someone saved my image

Nice
I did it just to shitpost though

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>>81934065
the internet. its the one place they can feel like big guys and not be frightened chad is gonna knock their block off.

>>81934330
What's wrong with changing your mind when presented with new arguments or perspectives?
Are you implying the correct way is to stick to your guns no matter what and just try to jam your views down everyone else's throat

>>81934427
>I-I was only pretending to be retarded guize, sersly!!!!

>>81934433
Stop lying you little shit, I helped organize the polls for this whole thing

>>81934427
>I was just pretending I swear
God is forgiving just admit to your mistakes.

>>81934373
If you were not a newfag you would know what you are losing

I don't believe god exists, but I hate it when people call me an athiest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzSMC5rWvos
This video basically explains it.

>>81934346
Because any human being can make up a fictional story to influence others? Even animals are capable of lying. You tell kids they'll get cramps if they go in the water too soon after eating. Village elder says to not rape or the god living in the volcano will burn everyone. Now shave your head, tell me your darkest secrets and pay me $500 a month and I'll make sure you're reincarnated as a Chad.

>>81934385
>devout christian
>devout
>having or showing deep religious feeling or commitment.
>to atheist because of a post on 4chan
>he thinks this is serious

look I'm sorry you're a complete fuck wit but stop being so anally anguished

>>81934476
impressionable kiddielet detected.
people below 18 like you should be automatically banned.

>>81934482
Why would you lie about it ?
Stop being so dishonest

>>81926753
Pretty quick there, atheist.

Insecure much?

>>81934346
From the need to explain whatever they couldn't make sense of at the time
>oh why does it rain? must be the rain god

We know better now. Religious people should be embarrassed t b h

>>81934305
Rekt

>>81934236
>I miss the time when 4chan was not so cancerous
4chan has always been cancerous. Shit like lolspeak used to be used here. People would say shit like 'you win the internet'.

>>81934513
Even shitposting is not what it used to be anymore
This site became such a shithole

>>81934519
>asks why would he lie
>on 4chan

>>81934346
We're the first society to not have religion.

Are we fucked and if so how bad?

>>81934235
>They had as much belief in God as a dog or a tree

I always find it funny when this argument is made-how do you know animals dont believe in God? Even scientists now say there is evidence some monkeys do practise religious forms of worship.

>>81934505
It's funny how everyone came up with the same lie then. In fact, it seems almost impossible unless there was something that was true for everyone. Isolated people were able to figure out things like geometry, astronomy, and medicine. Why? Because they are universal truths.

>>81934564
It really got terminal during the facebook/r.ddit generation tbqphwyfam

>>81934564
>I saw some old iamges from 4chins and it was just as cancerous!
We actually had discussion of good topics
We actually had good original content
We actually had creative anons

You are the cancer killing this place

>>81934566
>I'm getting so BTFO in this thread
>WTF I hate this site now!!
kys and repent.

>>81934564
>>81934236

The truth actually is that the popular boards got more and more cancerous as they got popular. /tv/ is only good for memes at this point, if you want anything of more intelligence look elsewhere

>>81934632
See >>81934305

>>81930899
Well bantered my good sir!

>>81932403
>professional quote maker

i'm more amused that he thinks this is a thing

Now that atheists are defeated in this thread observe how they'll complain about how 'shit' x board/site has become as a form of self denial.

>>81934575
Just look at the degeneracy you see on college campuses or in the gay community. To see where this will lead a society, just look at the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. I think it's funny how quickly these supposedly enlightened atheists will throw out ancient wisdom.

>>81934488
Isn't it caturday? longcat is loooong xD
pool's closed haha
oh shit is that EFG? What fail is he gonna do next!?
Am I oldfag leejun for the win yet? epic

>>81934711
Theists are clearly the ones butthurt about all this redpilling

>>81926652
You can't prove that I don't have a giant undetectable spider who sits on top of my head and gives me life advice that only I can hear, but just because it can't be disproven doesn't add validity to the claim.

>>81934765
See >>81934628

>>81932611
That video is much older than that shit.

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sort yourself out

>>81934578
>im ok with science when it fits my narrative, even if it's something as implausible as praying monkeys

>>81934794
>applying a senario with defined boundaries to a senario without defined boundaries as an argument against validity to claims

pleb.

If post ends in 1-3 - Jesus and God are real
if post ends in 4-6 - Allah is the real God
If post ends in 7-9 - There is no God
If post ends in 0 - It's Xenu

Let's answer this thing once and for all

>>81934862
>Being this triggered that he didnt do his research despite apparently being a science guy

Sorry you got BTFO, not my problem. I'll take actual scientific research over some fedoralord on 4chan anyday
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2079630-what-do-chimp-temples-tell-us-about-the-evolution-of-religion/

>>81934962
christian and muslim god is the same god idiot.

>>81934618
>It's funny how everyone came up with the same lie then
Hardly. Didn't most old religions have multiple gods? How does that fit with your "only one god" narrative? Weren't most early gods degenerate as fuck?

It's not hard to make up an escape goat when you can't understand something. Are you just gonna keep ignoring this argument too?

>>81935002
Wrong. You just need to look at the post and you'll see that Jesus and God are real, not the Muslim false prophet. I'm sorry that you backed the wrong horse anon.

>>81934721
That's just young people being young. They'll grow out of it eventually.
The world will be just fine, dont worry

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>>81934962
This was already done, not only does it prove God exists but that hes a big guy....

>>81935002
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhm then why are muslims killing americans??

>>81935057
>Muslim God
>Muslim false prophet

Those are two different things idiot.

>>81935084
collated with my same-result test I think we have all the proof we need, and this is real science so the atheists can't even complain about lack of evidence - it's staring them in the face

>>81935120
Anon please, the post ended in 2. I know your upset but this won't change anything.

>>81935112
>Hes never heard of american muslims
>He doesnt read world history
>He doesnt know about al quaeda's origins which are linked to the CIA
>He doesnt realise most people killed by these "muslims" are other muslims

*tut tut*

>>81935167
yeah but you can't deny the Christians murdered a shit load of muslims with them crusades they liked so much can you?

>>81935150
>Hes trying to get out of his mistake

im not arguing against your post, im merely pointing out your stupidity. I know you are upset but this wont change anything.

>>81932838
Nobody is holy, not one!!!
Being christian doesnt mean ur suddenly this sinless quasi jesus like being

>>81934964
It literally all boils down to
>chimps were placing stones in the hollow of trees, and bashing trees with rocks
The mental gymnastics you chrstians go through, fucking hell

>>81935201
But didnt the christians eventually get bored and turn on each other

(this is what horrible histories taught me. A truly kino show)

>>81935215
we're on /tv/ we aren't doing proper gymnastics so why not substitute it with intellectual trampolines instead?

>>81935215
>t. fedora hothead

Whether you like it or not this is what scientist are saying, and you have been BTFO. good day!

>>81935248
I'm going to be honest the only thing I know about them is that they happened and I'm not dedicated enough to read wikipedia for my shitposting

horrible histories is indeed kino though

>>81935211
I'm not upset anon, I'm happy that I get to share God's love through the number 2, maybe if you repent your false Muslim god and prophet which are the same thing you can move on

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>>81933209
>CIAtheists

>>81935313
My fav HH is stupid deaths, those segments are truly kino!

But you are right on the crusades thing.

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gaytheists, see pic related

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>>81926652

If you need proof of God's existence or need to show no one can disprove God exists, then you have really piss poor faith in our Lord.

I hate stupid flicks like this.

>>81934346
Because it's both an easy way of explaining seemingly inexplicable phenomena, and because having an all-knowing authority figure who can continue punishing you even after you're dead is a 100% easymode way to enforce social order.

>>81926809
I just turn the other cheek and laugh with them

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>>81935357
>I'm not upset anon

>>81926753
The universe exists. If something exists it's logical to assume something created it. So something must have created the creator too. There is more proof for infinite Gods that no Gods. Atheists need to prove existence can exist without creation.

>>81935436
My child, please come to my sermon tomorrow - the Church of the Holy Two and we will ease your pain and suffering. I will share with you the teachings of the 2 and we can educate you on your mistaken beliefs about false Muslim teachings and you can be whole again

>>81935420
maybe it wasn't made for Christians, but those atheists or agnostics who needed to be saved through mediocre films

>>81935546
>If something exists it's logical to assume something created it

That makes no sense at all

>>81935546
So why not infinite universes?

>>81935553
Where is your church anon?

Lemme guess, in the basement :^)

>>81935661
This.

>>81935710
such a reddit response.

It's easier to believe that there is a creator who cares for every single individual on the planet, all 7.5 billion of us, on this tiny planet, in this enormous galaxy in an unfathomable universe than it is to just accept the fact that you're life is meaningless and you are insignificant. Millions have died before you and millions will die after you and it all means nothing. This scares people so they choose to believe in a comforting eternal afterlife.

>>81935749
Honestly I'm disappointed in all his responses, they've all been minimal effort given the quality shitposts I've provided for him

>>81935810
*tips fedora*

>>81935850
I spent a long time redditing my shit up and you couldn't even provide me a fucking fedora picture

>>81935887
Even shitposting got lazy in this fucking shithole
This site is dead

>>81935923
>*responds with *tips fedora*
>calls out other people's lazy shitposting

be the change you wish to see

>>81935749
>>81935838
>reddit
>disappointment

sorry to disappoint you samefag, desu i dont spend a lot of time on imageboards, i guess that the issue with having a life.

>>81935838
>being proud of shitposting

kys cuck

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>>81936002
>responds to a shitpost accusing of factual inaccuracy
>continue to respond posting to shitposts
>has issues with having a life
>being this buttblasted

>>81936044
>shitposting in a shitpost thread
you need to go back

>>81926652
Despite the obvious retardedness of the quote, and whatever two-but movie it came from, it raises an interesting point- why do atheistfags think everything works like it does?

I'm not really on one side or the other, but it is weird to think science can't ultimately prove why science works, and beyond that why it works so that we could understand it.

Fuck, is this what the intelligent design thing is? Am I becoming a christfag?

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>>81936258
>it is weird to think science can't ultimately prove why science works

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>>81936258
Everything
Just
Works

>>81936080
>Being this mad about being called out he does a screencap
>Is shitposting but then get triggered by shitposters shitposting in a shitpost thread
>But calls other buttblasted

You're not very good at this, are you?

>>81926652

Inaccurate. An agnostic Atheist would believe in god if proof is presented so it's open to the possibility. If an atheist blindly negated god that would make him a theist of some sort of godless religion. The atheist doesn't have faith on the nonexistence of god, only requires proof.

Now in that scenario is up to the theist to prove the hypothesis not up to the atheist to disprove it because it is the theist hypothesis, which is based 100% on faith and faith alone, on a blind believe that he has access to the truth, which he hasn't.

Say something like a god exist, it would be absolute, it would be an objective truth right?

Right. Well then, theists are fucked because the humans are subjective beings tied to perspective and thus unable to understand the truth even if they have it right in front of them.
Humans can't hear all the sounds nor see all the colors so certainly we wouldn't be able to understand an absolute concept such as god.

This automatically turns every religion moot since the most a priest could do would be interpretate to the best of his understanding "the word of god".
So there you have it, even if it does exist you can't access him so all religions would be essentially wrong.

>>81935546
>If something exists it's logical to assume something created it.
Then something must have created the creator, and another creator created that creator, and so on in an infinite loop.

Now if you want to run with that logic that's fine, but it obviously eliminates any religion that doesn't include the infinite layers of gods creating gods into it's cosmology, which as far as I know none of them do unless we're creating a new religion on the spot right now.

>>81935990
That post was not me

>>81936562
>anon gets buttblasted and accuses of samefagging
>gets triggered by the fact he was wrong
>being this buttblasted by shitposts about shitposts being shitposted in a shitpost thread
I would argue that you yourself are quite the amateur at this

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>>81936358
Think about it though

Why does everything just fit together? Why doesn't shit just explode anytime? And why are all the laws of nature constant?

More weird, why does it all exist in a way we can understand? Why us? Reddit and Morty 'it doesn't matter wabalabadingong' shit aside, everything actually knits together perfectly, like it was made to be that way.

Fuck, I actually am starting to think there's gotta be a reason creation seems intelligently made. Guess it's time to see what churchy man says.

Wait, is there an atheist reason why everything does all work? Like why the scientific method- without fail- always works in problem solving? Shit's starting to not make sense man