*kicks your dog*

*throws your cat*

Fucking illegal piece of shit

Lol.

You think that was a kick?

I do that shit all the time. Its the same as me tapping your shoulder.

The dog bit him, what was he supposed to do? Ask it politely to stop?

>>81920982
>*kicks your dog*
My Staff would rip his face off if I didn't say "Sit". It'll sit there and let kids kick it to shit, but a man.. no fucking way.

>>81920982
*whispers to your dog through his foot mouth*

This is Kerpal

*pchhhh*
this is jussa liddle trick to correct the dog
*boots dog in ribs*
you wan to show him that you are the alpha of the pack
*gets the dog in a classic full nelson until it passes out and elbow drops its motionless body*
see, wha you want issa calm submissih behavioyur

>>81922007
lol you delusional faggot

>>81921982
If he actually knew what the fuck he is doing he wouldn't kick the dog the way he did.
As someone who has to deal with dogs regularly, I assure you that you don't want to kick the dog the way he did because it only pisses the dog further.
Want to get the dog off you? Have someone kick the dog from the side and right in his stomach. This "Dog whisperer" or whatever he wants to call himself if a fraud and a fucking hack.

>>81922257
Ok, great post.

Have a great day, anon!

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>>81922240

>>81922275
>Seemingly calm dogs bites the shit out of your hand out of nowhere
>I know, I'll just ask someone to come over and kick him for me.

You sound like a moron

>>81922464
>I'll just ask someone to come
Here's the catch:
He shouldn't be all by himself.

You sound like a total idiot that is just as clueless as him when dealing with dogs.

REMINDER:

Only betacucks hate Caesar. They are intimidated by his alpha status.

It's a doggy dog world out there.

>>81922527
t. dog beater

>>81922464
>Seemingly calm dog
Exactly. If you knew anything about dogs you'd know it was spooked to fuck by him and the camera crew.

The argument is moot anyway because the rntire show is made purely for entertainment and provoking the dog was the plan all along.

>>81922571
t. cuckboi

>>81922275
> I assure you that you don't want to kick the dog the way he did because it only pisses the dog further.

Yeah, I'm sure that's why the dog let go of his hand and started calming down afterwards (although was clearly still anxious)

But nah, you must be right.

>>81921982
He is the Dog Whisperer, right? Should rename his show the Dog Beater

>>81922275
Yeah because you know more about dog training than he does, right?

>>81922571
>gets bitten by a dog
>"DUDE I SHOULD JUST STAND HERE AND LET HIM BITE MY HAND OFF BECAUSE I DONT WANNA BE A DOG BEATER LMAO"

>>81922659
>antagonise a poor scared doggo into biting you out of self defense
>DUDE I BETTER BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THIS DOG NOW LMAO

>>81920982
I wouldn't let that cunt anywhere near my dog. He'd get bitten.

>>81922464
Vs
>spazzing out and kicking, only enraging it further and bite harder

Not sure what I should have expected from a Taco Nigger. We're lucky he didn't decapitate it with a chainsaw

>>81922694
Because you couldnt be bothered to train it properly?

>>81922763
>smart enough to bite dog beating Spic on sight
>not trained properly

Pick one

>>81922631
Honestly I would have done the same if a dog bit me.

>>81922842
How about don't stick your face in a dogs face and you won't have to

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>labradors
the murderous niggers of the dog world

>>81920982
>unprotected tombstone piledrives beaner on concrete blocks

>>81922577
wiht no survuvr

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>>81922924
around labradors
watch your paws

>>81923048
B A S E D O G G O

>>81922924
How can you even fuck up raising a lab? I mean they are family dogs. The last thing they'd do is bite someone

>>81922618
He was just lucky that dog was too scared to keep bitting him.
The day Cesar crosses paths with a dog that isn't a fag he better have some help around because otherwise he's going to kiss goodbye his forearm.

>>81922657
I train dogs for the canine squad of my country, help problematic dogs (abandoned, abused, etc which are by far the hardest dogs to deal with) and help with canine behavioral problems in the same fashion he does in the show. So in general I would say that I do indeed know my shit about dogs.

This guy is generally correct about his statements but he goof'd that one episode.
I'm clarifying this because you seem to think I disagree with ALL he does which is not the case.

CALM SUBMISSIVE STATE

>>81920982

The dog knew he was an illegal immigrant.

>>81923048
verry fast pupper bighting at incredible hihg speed

>>81923117
yeah but do you have your own tv show? yeah I don't think so

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>>81923150
>that episode where he needed to move around a lot to exercise the dog
>owner: wow you're so agile
>milan: I have to be so I could jump over the border
Does anybody remember which episode this was? I think it's one of those episodes where he had to use the dog a horse while he's on his roller skates

>>81923245
Well you got me there senpai

>>81923117
He didn't goof with the kick though.

In fact, the dog attacking him wasn't entirely his fault. It was because he didn't notice its attitude had shifted due to the cameramen around it, which were making it anxious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MWEythWtuE

>>81923048
He ended up making that lab his bitch

https://youtu.be/uQPCQMjJW54

>>81920982

So is he a hack?

>>81924075
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>>81924075
Fags ITT can't even keep their dogs from humping their legs and shitting on their carpets while this guy is literally an alpha wolf.

>>81922102
you can tell /tv/ is underage trash when this post has no (you)s

>>81922102
>>81924555
How did I miss this? Fucking brings me back to elementary school lol.

how many of the ladies did he fug though he always picked lonely broads

>>81922571
If you've ever seen dogs fighting, you know they can take a massive amount of abuse. I've had several big dogs, and it seems they hardly register it if you accidentally kick or step on them. Their pain tolerance works different than humans, especially in attack situations where they're pumped up with adrenaline.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MWEythWtuE

>>81924238
no he is based

>mr mexican whisperer my mexican isn't doing good.
>I'll take a a look tv company
>aah yes, classic case of "my wife left me and now i'm thinking about suicide despite being a fucking nonstop positive liar on tv all the time.
>what can you do for him mr whisperer?
>Well I'll just *pchhhh* him until he stops being a bitch
>*pchhhh* *pchhhh* *pchhhh* *pchhhh*
>Aaaand he realizes there's life after divorce.
>*pchhhh* .

>>81922314
He mad

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who's better with dogs?

>>81921982
You've clearly never been to /an/. Go over there for a good laugh at how faggy liberals let their animals run all over them.

>>81922571
Hello cuck

>>81925779
The best thing to do on /an/ is to start a thread about how your cat/dog is acting funny and might be sick.

Then refuse repeatedly to take it to the vet.

Instant anal annihilation.

>>81923111
As I recall the owner was Asian so maybe the dog's self-preservation instinct kicked in.

>>81922631
It's a dog, not a child. A strong enough bite can easily crush bone. The fact that this usually never happens despite him dealing with some of the most aggressive dogs is a testament to his skill as a trainer.

not that I discourage beatings as a means of keeping unruly children in check, it's a perfectly acceptable disciplinary tool

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>>81924732
>Cesar
>straight

uh...

>>81922275
nice blog post faggot.

bck2rddt4u.

>>81922631
If an animal is behaving destructive aggressively you extinct the behavior as quickly and as harshly as possible. cry more about how he kicked a dog that was shredding up his hand out of nowhere.

>>81920982
>muh pets
nothing but a mere spook

>>81922688

>doggo

confirmed normie faggot

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>>81927187

>>81922688
kys

Have some of the people ITT never been bitten by a dog to the point where blood is drawn? That shit hurts like a motherfucker, especially on the hand where it's all bone and pressure points and such. He was well within his rights to give it a light kick (which didn't hurt the dog at all) to get it to chill the fuck out and learn the error it it's ways.

>>81924075
>"is he okaay oh my goodd"
fucking cunt I hate women like that

>>81922688
A dog of at least moderate size and strength starts biting you, and you're just going to sit there and let it maul your arm?

I'm still waiting to see how you supposed dog experts would deal with the situation in any manner other than hitting it because all i've seen you faggots do is say "lmao milan is a retard he didn't need to hit the dog" ad infinitum without actually saying what else could have been done.

>>81928049
Nooooo you need to let it bite your entire thumb off, the dog was just defending itself and it's your own fault if you get bit!!

But to answer your question yeah, if my dog snaps at my hand I give it a light slap on the nose to make her stop.

I also got bit pretty badly when my idiot dog started getting real agressive towards one of those fighter pitbulls or whatever and I had to stand between my dog and the other one to make mine stop being a fucking idiot and he accidentally bit my leg. Hurt like a bitch. But I know that he didn't mean to bite my leg so I didn't punish him for that, I punished him for being an idiot aggrevating pitbulls though, those dogs will fucking kill a man.

>>81928049
>Have some of the people ITT never been bitten by a dog to the point where blood is drawn?
no, but I have kicked a dog

>>81922275
>Dog bites you
>Excuse me sir would you mind coming over here real quick and punting this dog in the ribs as it's teeth are currently lodged in my flesh

>>81920982
Guy is a complete idiot.

>hurr dur this dog is violent, let me just make it happier by kicking it in the rib
>wtf it doesn't work?
>your dog is stupid I will execute it now

guy is a fraud

>>81928403
Way too obvious, try making it a little more subtle next time!

>>81928429
What the fuck does kicking a dog do? If someone came over to you and punched you in the face, would you be grateful or angry?

>>81928452
If I punched that guy in the stomach and he punched me in the face I would know not to punch him in the stomach because he would punch me in the face again.

>>81928452
Weak

>>81928452
Hopefully it would make it release its grip on your fucking arm, or are you just supposed to let it bite your hand as long as it wants to, whenever it feels like it?

>>81928523
you're a fucking faggot. if someone bothers you by yelling at you, wouldn't you punch them?

>>81928532
strong

>>81928544
yeah kick it and give it another reason to bite harder you idiot

>>81928569
You still haven't explained how you would get the dog to stop biting you.

>>81928106
she was talking about Cesar. the dog is a she

>>81928642
shove your entire body in on it and hold it around its mouth and neck

>>81928658
I realize that I just hate the way she said it.

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>>81928569
The fuck? The animal was already biting Ceaser as hard as it could. Its teeth were sunk into his hand to the point where blood was drawn. How could fighting back possibly make the situation worse? I'm still waiting on some of the people complaining about the fact that he kicked the dog to share their brilliant strategy for getting a dog to stop attacking them.

>>81928692
see
>>81928666

>>81922007
Sure thing, Trayvon.

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>>81924075
>Working with a Rottweiler
>Working with a pitbull
Fucking hell. Screw trying to rehabilitate those animals.

>>81928569

if the dog still bites you after you kick him you didnt kick him hard enough you pussy

>>81928569
>if someone bothers you by yelling at you, wouldn't you punch them?
look you literal retard monkey it's cognitive behavioral conditioning. You trying to JUSTIFY the dog's antisocial behavior is entirely irrelevant. They are not human beings and they do not function like them and you are a problematic person. You and what you are doing RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING HACK NIGGER are the reason there are angery dogs in the first fucking place. kys kys kys pls kys

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>>81928789
why are cats so superior catbros?

>>81928666
>Let me attempt some elaborate wrestling move (while I'm in searing pain) and bring my hands(one of which is trapped in a dog's mouth) and face closer to the mouth of an animal which is attacking me. This is a much better plan than giving it a swift kick and freeing myself. This won't piss the dog off at all!

>>81928812
Yeah blame it on niggers instead of the aggressive spic.

>>81928666
so put it in a sleeper choke? yeah, that sounds a lot better

>ITT people think they know better than the fucking dog whisperer

If you're so good with dogs how come you don't have your own TV show, huh

>>81928836
>>81928857
try doing it on yourself retards and see just how it feels

>>81928839
I'm not talking about race you tribalist nigger monkey. ooh ooh aah aah nigger kys

>>81928918
kys pajeet, go kick your dog in the chest a few times until you feel better.

>get bitten
>kick it instead of just pulling your hand back and punishing it verbally
>getting upset that your dog is behaving incorrectly
fucking retards itt man, I swear/

>>81927673
>If an animal is behaving destructive aggressively you extinct the behavior
You should pick up a dictionary before you try to use words you don't understand.

>>81928569
>Give it another reason to bite harder

Except that it didn't...? It obviously worked. The dog has NEVER been confronted before by its owners and probably not even been kicked like that by anyone.

Showing dominance is the solution and that's exactly what he did. You fucking people criticizing a professional. He made that dog his bitch just the way he meant to.

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>>81928880
>Shove my entire body around my own body and hold myself around my mouth and neck
>>81928945
>Pull back the hand which is literally trapped in the dogs mouth

>>81928943
I'm a human faggot. Race is a nigger meme. You're a nigger. A tribal ape. kys for humanity.

>people still can't see that it was a kick out of pure reflex
Is this what they call autism?

>>81929018
Did you even watch the full episode? The dog attacked him again right after and almost killed him.

>>81929022
t. retard

>>81929054
kick yourself in the ribs

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>>81922007
I cant wait till they euthanize your dogs entire breed

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>>81922240

>>81928789
in real life this gif goes like this:
>cat pets you with his paw
>you try to do the rub noses together thing
>it claws you in the face and runs away

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>>81922240

>>81929061
He should be able to control himself in situations like this t bh

>>81921982
I'm a gay pussy white man, you NEVER hit a dog. If a pitbull attacks you, you do NOTHING. You let it bite you to death. I value dogs lives more than humans.

If someone steps onto my lawn, it is my LEGAL RIGHT to shoot you to death and hunt your family down and shoot them to death as well.

Isn't this the same guy that spat a dog in the face?

>>81928880
>a kick to the stomach vs brain ischemia possibly resulting in stroke, cardiorespiratory arrest, or brain damage
hmm

I have a plan.

>Get the most violent dog in the world
>buy a tazer and taze it everyday
>starve it
>kick it in the ribs
>do this until it only wants to kill
>let it loose in the city
>watch the news as it kills people

Would this work?

>>81929247
I fucking love it.
please do it! i'll pay for it to happen

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What was going through the dogs head?

>>81920982
*gets deported by Trump

Just kill all dogs in the world, they are BY FAR the worst pet you could even have. They kill more people than other pets. Like 2 million a year worldwide? Cats kill 0 (zero) every year.

No reason at all to own a dog unless you are a faggot serial killer.

If that was my dog I would fucking kill him.

>>81929347

BUILD THE WALL

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>>81928943
That isn't MY DOG though. My dog doesn't have the canine equivalent of antisocial personality disorder. My dog is in fact exceptionally well trained, socialized, and obedient. He's in fact a very very good dog. A very good boy indeed.

If I was training with a belligerent, human aggressive dog that size I'd kick the shit out of it immediately if it was fucking biting me. You're not even going to break a rib and you need that dog to understand that the behavior led to an immediate consequence. You also don't want a fucking dog ripping your arm open for various reasons.

That behavior the dog was doing is "cop shoots your dog on the spot" behavior. That behavior is an absolute death sentence for the dog in a real world context. Oh no he kicked and then adopted a seriously damaged feral animal and saved it from certain death. What a monster.

Go fuck yourself you enabling idiot.

>>81929347
fucking taconigger gay spic get the FUCK out of my country

>>81929372

t. muslim terrified of dogs

>>81929508
>adopted a seriously damaged feral animal and saved it from certain death
Saved it? He tortures it all day yelling it in the face if it has "unnecessary excitement". He's abusive and should never be around dogs. He threw another dog across the street almost killing it because it barked at him.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92fXpftRSk

The ending is KINO.

>>81929522
t. pajeet

>>81929578
I've seen lots of posts saying he has previously thrown dogs about and spat on them, anyone got any youtube links?

>>81929347
>I ordered a plate of hand-that-feeds, not tenderized liver! I'm never coming to little cesars again.

Dogs only bite in self defense. I was once bitten by my dog because I was right behind him and startled him. After he realized he bit me he spent the rest of the day kissing my wounds better and letting me pet him. If you treat a dog like shit then it will bite you because it knows pain. My dog and other dogs only bite because they are scared of unknown people. Kids who thrust their hand at a strangers dog and think they won't get bit are morons

>>81929347
taco bell from the looks of it

>>81929578
>ABUSIVE WAHHHHHH
>HE TORTURES THIS DAWG!

Cry me a fucking river ignoramus. The guy knows how to train a dog, he's the god damn dog whisperer.

He doesn't treat it like a stuffed animal but he treats it properly.

>>81923117
Yeah no one cares you fucking faggot go make a tumblr or blogger this isnt your fucking blog homo

>>81929698
There is a reason no one uses his methods. They don't work and anyone without the "fame" would go to jail and lose all rights to have a dog.

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>>81929578
You are listen to me you are unironically a psychologically maladpted person and you need to be in continuing therapy. You're delusional and you're narcissistic and unfortunately you're also very stupid. Cognitive behavioral therapy can help you with the delusional projection and likey traumatic stress.

But please don't own dogs. You are cancer. You're the exact reason people get bit.

>>81929579
>American tv

>>81929752
>You're the exact reason people get bit
stopped reading right there

You are just stupid

>>81929347
>if this nigga dont shut the FUCK up

>>81929776
>stopped reading right there
at the end lol

look you're insanely, diagnostically delusional. I assume you have to have been diagnosed already.

>>81929776
You stopped reading at the end of the post? Crongrats anon, that must have taken some self control

>>81929724
>They don't work.
>Except for every single dog in that show
>And outside his show professionally
>And even for the dog that bit him.

Wow what a bad track record. What a gack amirite?

>>81929508
That doggo is straight up a faggot

>>81929875
The dog lives in fear of dying everyday. Every time it sees him it flees and tries to escape only to be beaten half to death again.

>>81929875
>What a gack

>>81929724
I used his methods. I have a therapy dog.

>>81920982
I straight up just fucking zap my dog with my wife's tazer.
Works like a charm

Not so much the kick to the dog after its bitten that bothers me.

It's that his fucking methods are literal garbage and do nothing productive. His success rate post shows is utterly terrible and it's clear his show is nothing more than a sham. Poking a misbehaving dog in the neck a trillion times and "asserting a dominant behavior" or whatever fucking retarded thing he calls it does nothing but continue to cultivate an adversarial mentality in the dog which will only make it more aggressive towards strangers.

The fact the dog bit him is proof of that much.

>>81929944
I have one of those dog collars that can taze them at different levels. Sometimes I put it on max if he doesn't go to sleep.

>>81929578
lmao no fucking way post link please

>>81929954
>says it was the first time he'd ever been bitten
LOOK LOOK ITS PROOF!

Fucking lmao. If he has bad success its probably just because the owners that take over are shit at following his advice. Not his fucking fault.

>>81930016
He just made shit up.

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>>81929982

>>81922102
Fuck you you

>>81929698
> The guy knows how to train a dog, he's the god damn dog whisperer.

>there is a literal sub-70 iq retard in this thread right now that actually thinks this guy is a fucking "dog whisperer" outside of a title given to him by a show
>there is a legitimate downsyndrome retard in this thread

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>>81929891
no u

>>81929579
>americanvsbritishtelevision.pasta

I bet cesar gets knotted.

>>81930120
>this fucking Caesar shill

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-dog-whisperer-cesar-millan-defends-himself-amid-animal-cruelty-investigation-20160312-story.html

http://www.dogingtonpost.com/dog-whisperer-cesar-millan-sued-after-dog-attack/

http://petnewsandviews.com/2011/02/why-veterinary-behaviorists-dont-like-cesar-millan/

> Cesar Millan's answer: I have been bitten by all sizes of dogs but never badly

>>81929954
let me guess, you're the "canine squad" guy? let's see your credentials and post-rehabilitation success rate

>Mr. Millan, by his own admission, is a self-taught dog behaviorist with no formal training or certifications.

>Dog "Whisperer"

Amazing that this guy got a show. Absolutely amazing.

>>81928403
Did you even watch the video man?

>>81930438
yes

>>81929954
>>81930288
>why-veterinary-behaviorists-dont-like-cesar-millan/
because he's rich and had his own tv show, and they don't.

>>81929891
I'll fite you nigger, Cattle pups a great.

>>81930393
First, I'm not and don't know who that is.

Second, I don't need to have any post-rehab success rate but I sure as shit know that if someone is to be lauded and given a show like Caesar has, he should have a fucking better track record than he does.

>>81929247
Probably injure one person before human mob mentality has a group of non-faggot men gang up on the animal and beat it to death.

Congrats you'll get maybe one local news report that'll be forgotten by the next day.

>>81930288
high profile guy that deals with problem animals gets sued omg.

You don't need to be rough to or kick animals, in fact you absolutely should try to avoid doing it. And you can absolutely never have to hit an animal if you never fuck it up in the first place. I've never hit my dog. Being structured and consistent with a pack animal is the best way for the animal to live. It's using their natural instinct and basic behaviorism to your and the dog's benefit. Of course people disagree with him and of course he's been fucking sued or bitten it's a high risk job.

Humanizing dogs is what leads to human aggressive dogs. They aren't people and they don't operate like people and you break their mind when you project your insecurities on them.

Why are you so dumb do you reckon?

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cats masterrace

>>81930591
If you think Cesar is bad, the catguy show.is literally unwatchable.

>>81922275
Do the world a favor and kill yourself

>>81930657
At least he doesn't abuse the cats and instead reasons with it. No one gets hurt, everyone wins.

>>81930684
>reasoning with a dumb animal

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Why isn't there a similar show where lifestyle coaches are brought into shape up shut-in virgin NEETs and make decent people out of them.

>>81930708
>reasoning with ceasar salad

>>81929196
Just cuz your nigger brothers got shot during a failed robbery doesn't mean you should come bitching on 4chan about it.

>wtf my son isn't eating
>beats him up
>yeah you better fucking eat your broccoli or I will kill you
>as you can see, i'm the alpha male

*next time on child whisperer*
>stabs his son
>FUCKING EAT YOUR CEREAL
>"DAD STOP"
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm glad i've seen this meme grow

>>81930719
Thanks for that idea
brb calling jews

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>>81930829
Why are you comparing a dog to a child.

>>81930708
Cats are smarter than dogs.

>>81930483
It's not just about training the dogs, it's the owners as well. Once he leaves, it's up to them to assert alpha status and apply what they've learned. If they fail to do so, you can't hold him responsible for that.

Anyway, I don't believe his "record" has been discussed on the show, so feel free to post it.

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>people attacking thing weaker than them
>b-b-b-b-b-but he pinched me wahhhhhhhhh
little cuck boys would probably chimp out and body slam a girl over a love tap like niggers on liveleak. Little cuck boys can't even handle being bitten by a fucking labrador aka the biggest pussy dog ever. I defend the weak from bullies who throw around their power. If spic manlet kicked my dog I would fucking clock him out. Go back to mexico you stinky jumping bean.

>>81930719
You won't see them in murrikka because muh child abuse. In several asian countries, military boot camps are a thing. Parents paid to get some ex military instructors to beat some sense into their lazy children.

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>>81931232
>letting a bitch put her hands on you for any reason ever

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>>81931478
>"AND THEN HE SAID HE WOULDN'T EVEN HIT A GIRL WHAT A WEAK PUSSY IT'S EQUALITY BRO"

>>81931067
Dogs and humans are very similar in terms of social interaction as our evolution has been intertwined for the past 40,000 years. Training a dog and a small child is actually very similar, dogs are on the same level as a pre-self aware child in terms of intelligence.

Source: Have done both

>>81931609
domestic dogs actually have a (at least limited) sense of self-awareness as they are capable of engaging in and recognising advanced deception similar to humans and other great apes

>>81931589
exactly. no need to explain why you're a faggot

>>81925083
fuck i would have kicked the shit out of that dog after that

>>81931106
LOL. Dogs have complicated social habits and cooperate the catch prey in they wild. Cats are solitary and rely on surprise to hunt.

Only autists who mistake anti-social behavior for intellegince and independence think cats are smart.

>>81921982
That's what white people do

>>81932113
Dogs don't understand random violence like that, though. They don't have the cognitive abilities to make the connection in their head that the violence is "punishment" for a "wrong behavior". To them you are just attacking them, you will only make them more anxious and more likely to attack people in the future. It is the same reason why you don't beat a toddler. They just don't understand.

>>81929370
*kicks Trump
*Trump stops embarrassing the USA

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>>81920982
Everytime I go to town
The boys keep kicking my dog around
Makes no difference if he's a hound
Better quit kicking my dog around

>>81929196
Well, I guess that answers my question of "Why don't they fight back?" for those webms of people getting mauled to death by pitbulls in "rekt" threads.

>>81932240
That analogy doesn't work. That was not a "wrong behavior", that was the dog challenging him.

>>81932631
You respond proportionally, you don't go into a frenzy and "kick the shit" out of the dog. That's not how dogs interact with each other.

>>81931609
>source: Have done both
That's the equivalent of saying
>source: my ass
when you post it online anonymously without any real evidence.

>>81932185
>Dogs have complicated social habits and cooperate the catch prey in they wild.
So do cats.

>>81932668
>post a picture of your kid on 4chan

If a random dog bite me while I walk I would shot him in the fucking ass and let him agonizing on the street

>>81932658
I think most people would find a kick is proportional to a bite anon. You're not going to fucking sit there and be like: 'bad boy stop!' when bitten are you?

Dogs interact with each other this way all the time, and it's just foolish to even argue otherwise. For example, how does a puppy learn they can't get milk from mama anymore without human intervention? How does the daddy know not to come anywhere near newborn pups?

>>81932940
I didn't say anything about a kick like Caesar did, the anon was saying that he would "kick the shit out of" the dog which implies extreme violence.

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>>81922240

>>81932658
>That's not how dogs interact with each other.
It's a good thing I'm not a fucking dog, then.

If a dog bit me, I'd kick the shit out of it. And I do mean bite, as it it's actively gnawing at me and trying to maul me like i'm some kind of chew toy.

>>81933000
That's not really the point I'm making, as "kick the shit out of it" isn't an exact measurement of how much or hard you kick a dog for biting you. It's a broad idea.

I think it implied extra violence to you because of what you said here >>81932240. You're assuming he would 'kick the shit out of a dog' as a 'punishment' to a 'wrong behavior'. This is a faulty comparison, they are not children and they should not be treated as such.

>>81933273
if a dog is mauling you then obviously you would defend yourself with any means necessary, that's fine

>>81933295
where do you come from that "kick the shit out of" is not a generic phrase for beating something up? it doesn't literally mean you give a kick to something/someone

>>81930829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzOCxnszcvA

>>81920982
>When you teach animals that lack a pack mentality using a pack mentality because you're a stupid beaner fuck who thinks all canines are the same, but it's okay because the only people criticizing your abusive tactics are White.

>>81921982
He should have not continued to harass a panicked, stressed dog and shove his hand in it's face. Stupid fucking spic.
Thing is after tormenting the dog and abusing it for defending itself after having a shocking amount of patience, he took it from the owners, said it was untrainable, and had it put down.

>>81920982
This spic wears more makeup than Charo.

>>81922007
REMINDER: Pitbulls and all of their sub breeds ate nigger dogs.

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>>81922240
BASED KEK

>>81934347
>he took it from the owners, said it was untrainable, and had it put down.
>posting lies on the internet
that's about as dumb as posting in a thread without reading all the comments, or shooting a man before throwing him out of a plane
>>81924075

>>81934507
>ate nigger dogs.
Are Pitbulls /ourguys/? They sound white and based to me

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SLAMMED

>>81931609
So you're saying you would beat your son for not eating? Are you a fucking idiot? Don't answer, I already know.

>>81921982
If you kick your dog, he wins

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>>81935630
Oh man, please bless us with the logic that stems from this asinine statement.

>>81935787
It's an ancient Canadian proverb you uncultured swine.

>>81935866
Nice dubs. Unfortunately you're still a fucking idiot.

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>>81922240

>>81922102

fuck you you fucking guy