It's her birthday today! say something nice about her

>>81916821
What an ugly necklace.

Would you let Amber Heard feed on your life essence for a quick peepee touch?

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She knows how to play a whore pretty well.

I'd cum inside of her

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>>81916847
yes

>>81916867
yes

>>81916859

>driving a gas-powered car

She is gonna suck Elon Musk's soul dry.

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>>81916859
>>81916859
why not?

>>81916821
She's a good planner.

>>81916821
Please take my soul Amber

>>81916999
kek'd and check'd

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>she'll never seduce you into leaving your wife and children and gradually distance you from all your friends until you're entirely under her control and then be driven to drinking by her so that when she humiliates you in front of the entire world by cucking you with Cara Delevingne so everyone thinks even a woman can please her better than you she can video tape your impotent drunken rage so she can then accuse you of domestic violence so the whole world hates you so she can force you to become financially and legally enslaved to her with alimony all just for the fun of it since she's rich anyway and then be forgotten by her as she moves onto the next target for her sadistic games leaving you a suicidal alcoholic drug addict mess who'll never recover

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>>81917215
kek'd

>AMBER Heard
>Elon MUSK
Hmmm.......

>>81916821
GOLDDIGGING HOOOA