Finally, /tv/, what do you make of the fact that sainsburys are

I'm using me fables

>>81907544
Why the fuck am I laughing so much at this

>>81907478
It'll be interesting to see what happens with meatballs.

What are the worst bits /tv/?
>Complaining about Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings
>Medical student calls in to discuss prostate exams
>XFaMily Fortunes with a woman who doesn't know who Karl is

>>81907722
The entire camfield episode.

>>81907841
But that had "but there's no benders in China" bit that was set up so well it had to have been scripted

>>81907544
Try using your brain instead

They're really not.

Look, I work in health care. One of my duties at the ambulatory is doing pelvic exams on women. Imagine poor filthy disgusting old women who don't even know what a vagina is much less how to wash it. Imagine having to do a pelvic exam on a fucking bitch who just came in and is Hepatitis C positive, HIV positive, cocaine and weed positive on the same tox screen. You have to feel up her disgusting pussy lips to see if they're "elastic", see if her snatch glands are palpable which means infection, then shove a goddamn speculum up her meat tube only to find out an entire colony of fungus at the back. At any point she can have a pelvic muscle contraction and make the lubed up speculum fly right back onto your FACE, blathering it in STD-ridden bodily fluids. I have to take a brush and shove it into the neck of her uterus, spin it and then smear the contents on a slide. Then I gotta do the same for the area around the uterine orifice. Every time I do that, I have to take the fucking sanple-ridden thing out of her slit, literally full of her cells and fluids, and hover it around my general body area until a coleague takes it away from my hand. I swear to god if any of that shit falls on me I'm getting up and taking a dozen showers, woman be damned. Then I throw some products up her snatch to see if they react to cancer. Only then am I allowed to finally close up that hellhole of nature, but I can't just remove the speculum and get the fuck outta there, I gotta slowly close it up before taking it out, otherwise she might feel a little pain. It's always about the fucking woman. What about me? I die a little inside everytime I have to do this. What's a little fucking pain?

Gynecologists are the most malignant doctors you'll ever meet. They chose to specialize in women because God knows why; they're literally miserable. You think women are mean to each other because of their bitchy comments? Wait till you see a female gynecologist.

Knob Ache tbqh

>>81907722
Karl's headlines from Ananova, and about half of Steve's anecdotes are the only bits I find boring.

>>81907722
Came to post 'smelly eyebrows' and realized you already had it. Fuck that woman.

"If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings."

>>81908126
it was like a ripped tennis ball

>why are you whispering
>its like.... "oooooh"...

>>81907722
>ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage

>>81907722
I like the pillars of rock bit from the camfield ep desu