She can't keep getting away with it

>>81907358
Stay away from smart whores

>>81907358
Activist for what?

>>81907358
She must have some strong manipulation skills.

>>81907419
For stealing men's thunder and making it her own

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>>81907419
The global erection initiative

>>81907358
Does this make elon a beta orbiter now?

>>81907419
Preventing humans from awakening the Ancient Ones with our space exploration. Also muh dick

>>81907358

Good for her
Elon is a fucking pussy fraud anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P8UKBAOfGo

>>81907465
wew, shes a cutie
pls resist elon

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This what the life of a 'smart' man looks like

>>81907437
>She must have some strong manipulation skills.
her tits/ass/face work well on the majority of straight men

>>81907551
Six children holy fuck. The "child support" must be through the roof. The dude just can't keep it in his pants.

>>81907685
>The dude just can't keep it in his pants.
Their first son (Nevada) actually died; the others are a set of twins and a set of triplets, probably due to the hardcore IVF treatments they used

>>81907551
Most geniuses are either complete sex freaks like enstein and mozart or turbo autists like tesla and newton. No inbetween.

>>81907465
mein gott

Elon Musk follows Amber Heard. She finds it endearing.

I follow Amber Heard and she gets a restraining order

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>>81907520

MONEYMONEYMONEYMO-NEYYY

MO-NNNEEEYYYYY

>>81907551
>marrying the same chick twice
Elon, the fuck are you doing?

>>81907419
Mmmmmmmoney!

>>81907857
einstein was a sex freak?

>>81908215
He was a horny little fucker yes

>>81908044
Why is this guy considered smart, again? Some walking fuckhole tricked him into double-alimony ffs.

>>81908313
wow tell me more?

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>>81908367
>walking fuckhole
The correct term is ayy lmao

>>81908313
Where are you getting this from?

>>81908367
Reddit and memes. He's no genius but he seems to be a hard worker and has had huge success.

>>81908395
He he just really liked sex, no weird fetishes or anything

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>>81908395
Google Einstein sex, he was just a chick magnet
As it happens there's a mini series about him called Genius coming out soon on NatGeo, they're playing up the lewder parts in the ads

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>>81907358
>a succubus is about to destroy mankind's chance to colonize space and no one is doing anything about it

>>81908856
Anon, I think we'd all be more than willing to let her use her succubus powers on us. It's not our fault she wont take it

>>81908434
i feel that geoffrey ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush

>>81908409
>He's no genius
t. /tv/ poster concerning a billionaire

>>81908856
Fuck, its just like in my Animes from Thailand!

>>81908404
>space exploration guy
>ayylmao fetish
checks out

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>>81907520
I've never seen someone spilling spagetti so hard with so little talking or gesticulation.

>>81907520
I can't stand to see the man cry. He just wants people to go to space whats wrong with that ?

>>81908943
i like ai i like catch me if you can

>>81907685
If there's one type of man who should have as many children as possible, it's a billionaire genius.

>>81907358
>It's a /tv/ pretends Amber Heard is attractive eopisode

>>81907857
Mozart???

>>81907358
Fucking gold digger.
Is Elon really so weak and stupid?

>>81909014
He only wants to get to Mars to find a qt ayylmao gf

>>81910534
>Is Elon really so weak and stupid?

yes

is he /ourguy/?

>>81907465
She's extremely average. Just another hole.

>>81910672
Even if she's not your type she's a 9/10 at worst.

>>81907465
this is the perfect body

She must do anal. Lots and lots of anal.

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She must have an amazing personality. I fucking knew it, she's probably radiant personality and charisma.

My texan angel ;_;

>>81910962
That, and she can suck a cock for hours and knows where to score the best coke.

>>81907358
I think this is the downfall of Elon Musk and his Sci empire.

>>81910962
>Act like a lady in public, be just a tiny bit intellectual so he feels like he can talk to you about stuff
>Don't be a nag/mean drunk
>Act like a freak in the bedroom

Better than 99,9% of all women and enough to make any guy get smitten, especially if you look like that.

>>81911106
You forgot
>then take half of his stuff

>>81910962


AMAZING PERSONALITY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP3iXlwzNoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZNbGg_LAH0

>>81910786
She's nothing more than a 7/10. Average.

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Woah.

>>81911197
Her mannerisms give me a girlfriend boner. So it's working.

guys, we have to save Elon Musk.
The future of planetary exploration depends on stopping this Succubus.

>>81911440

>implying Musk is some kind of genius

he wouldn't have married and divorced the same bitch twice if that were true

>>81911440
How many great men and potentially great men of history have been taken down by some money-grabbing harpy

>>81911440
It's too late, she is literally his waifu. He's been trying to get in touch with her and date her for many years.

Imagine having a waifu and then suddenly you're dating her and fucking her.

Even if you knew him, and warned him it would serve no purpose.

>>81911278
Elon is such an ugly fucker, and he had to spend probably a mill on getting his bald spot fixed.

>>81911500
>Even if you knew him, and warned him it would serve no purpose.


Literally do what you must, I have already won for both parties

>>81910786
Not him, but I think Amber Heard is attractive, but just in the most generic way possible, as if she were focus tested to be hot, if that makes sense

She's like the type of woman a bunch of dudebros would come up with if they were asked to name their 10/10

>>81911588
>but just in the most generic way possible, as if she were focus tested to be hot, if that makes sense

This board thinks she is either a succubus, or an android, so that's not a surprise.

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I'm rooting for Amber. She is /our girl/

she's got her hooks in deep

>>81912601
She's going for the final payday. The big enchilada. Poor Elon Musk has no idea what's coming.

>>81907551
>Stanford 1995-1995

I assume he left after some months?

>>81912601
>humanity won't reach space because Elon gets JUSTed
so this is the great filter

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>date and marry rich celebrity
>get bored or sick of him a few years later
>bail out and get massive monthly checks for the rest of your life
Modern woman has it figured out.

>>81912701
>In 1995, at age 24, Musk moved to California to begin a PhD in applied physics and materials science at Stanford University, but left the program after two days to pursue his entrepreneurial aspirations in the areas of the Internet, renewable energy and outer space

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>>81912654
someone needs to give him the basic gestalt

>>81907520
>Those kids names

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>>81907358
What a coincidence

>>81907685
He has a strong musk

>>81907551
>settling down with his third wife after three failed marriages
>six fucking kids
I really hope he's gotten a prenupital agreement, otherwise he's become /sci/'s version of Brendan fraser

>>81907857

When Mozart wasn't writing one of his 600 masterpieces he was writing letters to his female cousin, the contents of which were usually in a basic rhyme scheme and seriously screwed up. There are tons of snippets to choose from out there, but nothing quite sums up Mozart's dirtiness as well as when he told his cousin that he wanted to "shit on her nose" and watch it "drip down her chin."