I'm bored. Lets write a story /tv/
10:07 am White House Lawn Day - A young boy kicks a soccer ball.
Israel did 9/11
I knock on the door
Its me goku
He poops
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Precum fills his loose dangly foreskin as watches the soccer ball barrel straight toward it's intended target.
Donald Drumpf walks outside to meet the kid. The kid is none other than John Oliver himself.
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Then Oliver says....
>GOD'S NOT REAL DRUMPF! IT'S LOITYALLY TWOINTY SEVOINTEAN AND YOU WHITE MALES ARE STILL ALIVE
>I MEAN COME ON DRUMPF
>RALLY?
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>>81906430
It's weird how angry one little dude makes you.
Not exactly LARPing if it's over the internet.ERP?
Trump kicks John Oliver in the nuts.
>Oi Oi. Luckily I cane here to tell you I am planning on transitioning into a woman and want to mend any wounds between us. I will get married toy new husband and I would like you to be the best man.
Then Lady Melania of Washington showed up. She scolded DRUMPF for bullying an immigrant child.