Hello

I'm Phillip. Dexter's desk is over there.

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MORGAN

YOURE THE BAY HARBOR BUTCHER

Is it just me or is John Lithgow saying cunt not especially amusing? I hated this season, it was just a retread of the previous 'Dexter finds a friend then kills him' stupid shit that resulted from the nonsensical killing of Brian.

Shut up cunt

>>81904505
S4 is the best season

>>81904479
What a way to end a series
https://youtu.be/LVjJRgpuoKU

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>>81904479
>Trinity. How did he find me?

>>81904568
He looks kinda like that guy in robocop

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>>81904505
Patrician ranking

1>2>4>7> POWERGAP 5>3>6
9999th place : the shitstained disgrace of an abortion that is season 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJXmodLj5KI

Still my favorite scene.

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>tfw have an entire folder of dexter reaction images and was waiting to post them

>>81904637
post the dancing gif

>>81904568
this takes me back

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>>81904615

>>81904602
>Dexter finds himself facing a former victim who back...rebuilt

I know you! I killed you....I KILLED YOU!

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>>81904553
im rewatching Dexter atm, definitely stopping at season 7

what a disgrace

>>81904615
except season 3 is the best season and 4 is the worst u fucking faggot

>>81904602
Speaking of robocop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9c9mNCmvM4

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>>81904707

>>81904707
now this is prime contrarianism

>>81904707
>s4 is the worst

contrarian for contrarians sake, it's definitely not on par with 1 and 2, but manlet spic treechopper is the worst villain in the shows history

the series ended with surprisemotherfucker, season 1-2 feel like the original script, everything afterwards feel like they winged it

1>3>2>4>7>6>5>>>8

>>81904504
This show blew its load way too early

Doakes should have been the main antagonist the whole series and then done the Bay Harbor Butcher plot as the series finale. Would have been insane

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more like ASSTOR am i right

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>>81904479
>it's a "Harry shows up every 5 seconds to give sarcastic advice" episode

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>>81904793
Season 1
>Dexter meets his Bro

Season 2
>Dexter meets goes camping

Season 3
>Dexter makes a friend

>>81904804
are you in love with Miguel prado or something, I thought he was cool as well but take it easy

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>>81904833
>Not liking Ghost Dad banter

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>>81904615
>season 8
I don't have a webm version, but it doesn't really deserve one anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asJ1OCbO7oM

masukakino

>>81904861
I just rememeber really enjoying Season 3 when I rewatched the show a couple years ago.

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>>81904504
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, BUT THIS

I still like this quite a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVS1-yjXeSY

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the last season was good from a comedy perspective

im so fucking mad they killed debra for nothing but muh ebin shock value, she deserved so much better all the shit shes been through, dexter should have died

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Robo Doakes would have been awesome and way less stupid than what we actually got.

>lame final villain
>Harry was full of shit all along apparently
>Deb suddenly and randomly dies
>denied the payoff of the other characters finding out about Dexter
>Dexters dumb kid shoehorned every episode

Fucking terrible.

Season 1 and 4 are fucking great and almost make the rest of it worth it.

Doakes was the best part of it, overall.

>>81905115
This 100%.

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s7 is underrated, Pullo was kino

>>81905256
Killing Isaak in episode 9 of a 12 episodes season was the biggest mistake they did that year. Other than deciding to make a 8th one, of course.

>>81905115
>shit, my sister died, better carry her body out of a crowded hospital, take her on my boat and dump her body with killers and rapists, I'm sure her fiance won't mind
Fuuuuuuck that season

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dexter Morgan I presume?

>>81904877
>child falls
>turns into full size male adult
>is excessively bleeding in the next scene
I will never forget this.

>>81905407
Kek

>>81905407
what was the reason again for him doing that?

>>81904877
babyharrison was so cute

the season 8harrison you can just tell is one of the producers shitkids

>>81905542
Because the series ended the same day and timeslot as breaking bad

>>81905256
They really had no idea what they were doing with this season. First they try to make that weird guy stalking Dexter seem like the main baddie, then kill him off and replace him with this gay gangster guy, THEN kill him off and replace him with someone I can't even remember.

>>81905542
dexter thinking the world revolves around him trying to be poetic or some retarded shit

by season 8 the writers were all women, they even straight out said that they unambiguously considered Dexter "a Hero". fucking dumbass roasties

>>81904479
he did a great job

>>81904602
You're kinda faceblind, autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YstSuPnnE94

>>81904615
Finally, someone who likes season 7 as much as I do.

>>81904827
This.
I've always said that Dexter should've gone six seasons tops, with this being the finale. I also think he should've died or have been apprehended.

>>81904827
>>81907074
I felt the same. I was surprised how soon they brought up the plot of people finding his bodies at sea. After I finished that season all I thought about was, "How are there still 6 seasons left?"

>>81905627
This can't be true.

Does anyone have the spurdo pictures from the degsder threads we used to have?

>>81905917
Absolute kino. Best part of season 4. Whenever he plays the hero is when the show truly shines

Also I got a boner when the daughter was horny for Dexter

1, 2, 4 - Great. 1 is perfect pacing, 2 is tenso as shit, 4 has all that Trinity goodness & the finale

5, 3 - Good. Villains are a bit shitter in these series, but generally Dexter is still off actually...y'know.... serial killing, which is something they forgot to have him do post 5. Some areas of the story are still compelling/tense.

7 - Alright. Just alright. Who cares about the side characters one dimensional lives at this point? Newly introduced Hannah and Sirko are pretty tasty.

6 - Meh. Incest love? Why does Quinn drop his whole thing? Shitty obvious twist. Dexter does get a blowie from a girl with reasonable tits though

8 - WWAAARARHAGRBLE

>>81907466
i have never dropped a show harder than dexter in 2 episodes in to season 8

i wavered during season 6, fucking shit plots all around, the 'hacker game design guy', the shittiest serial killer, the whole side character bollocks

i found it hilarious that in the first 5 minutes of season 7 they bulldozed that, killed off the shitty 'hacker' from the previous season, totally canned the incest plot

>>81908817
if they had balls they would have kept going with the incest plot, they're not even related whats the big deal

just a few years later game of thrones and no one gives a shit about brothers and sister fucking each other

they couldve done something real interesting and provocative but alas cowardly ass shit writers

>>81904615
is that my nigga Blackbeard?

>>81907222
She was one of the two daughters on Switched at Birth, which I watched for entirely too long before I gave up on it.
I was surprised as fuck when I realised it was the same girl.

>>81904568

Cancer will do that to you, occasionally.

>>81904688
i got up to where his mrs found her ex husbands boot in the garden after dexter knocked him out and set him up. then i started skipping the family shit and then stopped a couple episodes later

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I regretted going past Season 4. Honestly, Dexter being forcefully brought back to reality after his whole internal monologue of being able to lead a normal life as he stares at whatever her name was dead in the bathub was the perfect finale to me.

Fuck the writers