What was the moment in a movie that turned you into a man?

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>>81903276
Not meming, not being ironic, 100% genuine. It was a very formative moment for me. Imagine that.

>>81903314
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>81903285
This 100%

>>81903314

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>>81903276

>>81903322
you're not paying your shrink enough

Cameron Diaz in The Mask. Anybody else?

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>>81903314

>>81903276
Trinity in black leather

>>81903385
the only movie she was hot. in something about mary she's cute, but she was a little heavier and curvier in the mask.

Species was the one that did it for me. it's just primal and fucking sexy aside from the bloody vagina coccoon

Demi Moore in that retarded movie where she was stripping in the boat

>>81903425
Hermano.

>>81903341
Totally genuine. Before that, my entire opinion of females was something along the lines of "cooties", after that, I developed a desire to climb on tall women, much the same way I would climb tall trees and, not understanding it at the time, grind against them.

I blame that webm for my interest in tall, leggy bitches.

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>>81903276
>The year was 1996.
>My family was moving cross-country and staying in a hotel room that included free Cinemax.
>Me and my siblings were all in bed, supposedly asleep while my parents were half-watching TV and playing on my Gameboy.
>Regular Cinemax movies turned to Skinemax and "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama" came on.
>I was still pretending to be asleep when my mother said "Turn that off, what if the kids are awake?"
>My father, busy with the Gameboy said "They're asleep."
>The old fool.
>Girl on girl spankings.
>Lesbian showers.
>Magic wishes of sex slaves.

It was pre-internet times and it became my spank material for years after.

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>>81903476
Not my first boner, but my first loli boner.

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>>81903314
You're not alone.

>>81903434
this and Pocahontas did a number on my developing sexuality. like it genuinely fucked up my ability be attracted to white women even now that I'm an adult.

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>>81903552
>>81903476

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twilight zone: two

>>81903476
>>81903552
Her, Wynona Rider, and Christina Ricci were my holy trinity

Elvira was also my wish mommy even to this day

>>81903631
You are me.

>>81903344
patrician since the beginning

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>>81903276
Salma Hayek dancing in Dusk till Dawn.

Jill Kelly turned me into a man.

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Ra in the Stargate movie

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>>81903276

>>81903711
Gross

>>81903777
nice trips fag

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This scene made me realize that I am a gay man

>>81903817
haha fucking faggot

>>81903801
Sheeeit

>>81903322
>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face.

This never gets old.

>>81903982
Are you sure?

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At least, this was the moment that it occurred to me that big tits are sexy as fuck. I never looked at my sister the same way again.

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>>81903999
Is this Shrek?

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>>81903276

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>>81903583

>>81903999
Your sister's liberal arts degree got her nothing but blacked 4x I heard

national lampoons christmas vacation
the pool scene

>>81903322
I love this pasta

>>81903999
Checked, nigro

>>81903772
The hottest thing about this is that she's the director's daughter.

>>81903496
>Hi. I'm Candy


Of course you are.

>>81903344
This and her in Casper

>>81904078
Musta been Europeans

>>81903613
fake tits?

>>81904018
it's from beowulf, but fuck I wish it was princess Fiona. imagine what turning into an ogre would do to them

>>81903955
Yup. Man, what a nice pair.

>>81904094
Yep, English.

>>81904098
Midriff

>>81903898
>turned you into a man
>accidental love 2015

>>81903314
I mean I get the reason for the meme. But at that point jlc was known for getting naked. Making her look more frumpy to do that scene was probably part of the plan

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>>81903641
Idk what it was but something about goth girls during that era made me so attracted to them

pale brunettes with dark eyes have forever been my preference

>>81904172
please explain

>>81904224
She didn't look frumpy, she just had short hair. The meme is based on the idea that the only good-looking women are women who look like cartoons.

>>81903999
>I never looked at my sister the same way again.

why not?

>>81904237
DAMN Wednesday looks like THAT?

Am I the only guy on here that still busts a nut to Leprechaun 3?

>>81903552
>loli
>post puberty with developed tits
Americans, when will they learn?

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>>81903583
save this one senpai

Under Siege, the cake

>>81903486
Nah your dad was teaching you how to be a man

>>81904315
She's 13 there, not post

I still go back to it every once in a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EjHg-kdDG4

>>81904237
>pale brunettes with dark eyes have forever been my preference
patrician AF taste desu senpai

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>>81903613
THIS

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Fucking Penny Robinson

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You know what scene

>>81903420
Species did it for me too. That and Striptease.

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Fuck I'm old

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What?

Whatever the fuck this was from, unghhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnXOotWQgFI

>>81904408
My nigga

>>81904222
you have to be 13 to post here

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>>81904256

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just in general

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>>81904378
then it happened all over again as a teen

>>81904408
"oh I'll rent goldeneye again, for the plot"

>>81904436
patrician detected

>>81904423
OUT OUT OUT

>>81903741
Kek

>Be 8 or so.
>Watching "Batman Forever" with my qt neighbor
>Her mom is at the market.
>This scene comes up.
>"We should do like they do."
>Get my first kiss that day.

This will always be Batkino to me.

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>>81904408
Can't believe they put all that crazy shit in a family movie, awkward watching it with my dad

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>>81904284
not anymore

>>81904351
feels good man

>>81904496
HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME, KILL ME

>>81904530
>007
>family movie

u wot

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>>81903994
butthurt as fuck

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>>81904378
yes

her whole look was incredible and of course she gave this sexed up performance that probably was not age appropriate

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I started doing my part after this kino.

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>>81904530
bond kino

>>81904022

This is probably what got me into fake tits.

>>81904759
get out

>>81904614
>that brap fan service

hnngggg

>>81904659
That's a big butt.

>>81905055
Yes it is.

Around 1994 there was a tv channel here which aired tits and summer movies with sex at the afternoon.
Private Resort is the one I remember now.

>>81905055
it's bigger on the inside

>>81904591
>not age appropriate
that's what are it kino

>>81904591
>>81905134
She acted more like a love interest than Heather Graham who actually was the love interest

>>81904378
>>81904591
>>81903476
>>81903552
they knew what they were doing with this character didn't they?

>>81904276
I was implying that she had big tits. Huge actually, bigger than the ones in >>81903999. I was never attracted to 'her' but her tits gave me many a hard-on before she got them reduced when she was 19.

>>81905225
So you weren't attracted to her, you just wanted to use her body as an instrument of your pleasure?

>>81905147
cock interest is not the same as love interest

>>81904080

Highlander 2 on VHS was even hotter.

>>81903434
Hot damn...

>>81904436
i giggled more than i thought i would

>>81904531
Oh my gawd, is she playing Morticia in a remake or something? She definitely should be.

>>81905794
it's shooped

>>81903866
>>81903866
>>81903866
>>81903866
this

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Guess the movie

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>>81903434
MUH

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>>81903314
I still don't get it - i legit think she looks great in that movie.

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>>81903434
do you guys know that there is a blowjob scene in this movie ?

https://youtu.be/1-oJIci1zBw?t=14

and boom - now she's even hotter.

>>81903314
she was born male, or both genders, wasn't she?
(not in today's bullshit "gender-fluid" terms, I mean scientifically.)

>>81903434
Chel loves anal! Anal!

Eurotrip fans here ?

https://youtu.be/weqed4Pdb54?t=58

>>81903314
She's the epitome of a butterface. Her tits in Trading Places were sublime

>>81903285
I wanna squeeze that fluffball.

>>81906741
i just noticed it's censored, for fuck's sake..but you catch my drift

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>>81903434
Chel was LITERALLY made for breeding. She is pure sex in thicc native shell.

>>81903583
>>81903552
>>81903476

She looks like Bronson Pinchot

>>81906782
I had a tough time choosing between Rogue and Psylocke.

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>>81903276
>pic related

>>81903691
A Walk to Remember is the only movie that could make me cry like a little bitch

>>81906693
No, urban legend.

>>81905225
Have any pics of her before the reduction?

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Elisha Cuthbert in Popular Mechanics for Children <3

>>81903955
best tits ever put to film

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>>81906848
Not even close brah

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>>81903314
yeah shit was hot as fuck, i don't get this fucking meme

>>81906653
It looks more like she's riding him. Look at the way she gets off of him.

Now Shrek, that had an interspecies blowjob.

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>>81903276
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
>shower scene

>>81903866
ima need 2cc of sauce on that

stat

>>81903344
Her in Casper for me.

Legit first batch of knucklechildren ever.

>>81907056
I'm neither a scholar nor a gentleman, nor have I seen that clip before... but if I had to guess I'd say it's Lolita with Jeremy Irons

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How many of you realized no girl/woman would ever look at you like this for the rest of your pathetic lives?

>>81907094
>>81907094

took me a few minutes but alas
Great Expectations (1998)

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the whole movie but especially the Tarna scenes

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>>81903276
The shower scene

>>81904346
She's 15 there.

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>tfw came so hard watching this on a snow day in seventh grade that I had a weird stomach ache and thought I might need to go to the hospital

>>81907100
I had girls look at me like that
they were fat though
it's possible they were just hungry

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>>81904646
OK I have a legitimate question that's been bugging me for a long time.

How THE FUCK do these actors keep their willy in check? Do they have it tucked away in an upward position or something? Do actors learn that in acting class? I really wanna know about this.

>>81907175
unpopular opinion, I know, but I found the second lexx sexier.

>>81907324
They just get boners, and the scene is done anyways.
Why do you think so many actors fuck their leading ladies?
Hell, the guy who played Robin in the old tv show had such a big dick that even soft it was an eyesore and they had to ice him down and tape him in place.

>>81903866
>>81907094
>but if I had to guess I'd say it's Lolita with Jeremy Irons

Huh, that's a really good guess, dude. I haven't watched that in a really long time, but I seem to remember it being pretty good, at least as far as Irons and Adrian Lyne's contributions.

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>>81907379
>Robin
you mean chris odonnel?

>>81907324
They have a whole bunch of people 10 feet away holding recording equipment staring at him

>>81907324
A lot of actors have been asked this question and invariably, the answer is always that the environment doesn't make them horny or feel sexy in the slightest. A lot of it is mechanical and they sometimes do take after take, after take. It's just a mechanical gesture for them; besides, they have to try to get into the role itself whilst not losing the sexual intensity of the scene. There's also (at minimum) about 10+ people there to film a given scene (cameramen, lighting, director and producers, script writer(s) to make sure everything is being followed, wardrobe, random people staring, etc.)

One actress (forgot her name) said that the lights on the set were so bright, she felt as if she was going to faint, could hear everyone's voices in the room, had a director yelling 'CUT' or 'NO, MOVE HERE, MOVE THERE,' etc. Male actors have concurred with that assessment, as well.

I'm sure there have been scenes where the guys do get an erection, but as long as they're professional about it and don't actually try to sexually assault the woman, it's probably not a big deal. Some actors probably get embarrassed, I'd imagine.

Sometimes, directors want the ''realness'' of scenes and have practically no one there except the actors. See Monster's Ball. It was like a hidden camera view; I think the director was probably the only one there, if he was to begin with. For a long time, Halle Berry/BBT had to deny that they actually had sex because the scene was so genuine. Some people actually think they did have sex to this day

>>81907024
Me to. Found it on netflix few days ago and the tits were moved outta frame. I mean what the fuck?

>>81907458
that bulge

>>81907481
>rub your dick near prime Famke Jansen's vag for hours on end
>don't feel horny or sexy in the slightest

I would have cummed so hard my dick would fall off. These actors are lying to give an appearance of being professional, it's what they're paid to do anyway.

>>81907541
it's a shoop

>>81907648
that's probably because you're 14.

>>81907673
sorry grandpa you're not getting erections anymore, but the rest of us do.

literally no one here born in the late 90s. No wonder most of you don't know how to have any fun on this board. I wondered why it was so hard to get bumps for my threads. You're all too old to want to play childish games on here

when you talk about movies you never talk about any movie produced after 1996. Jesus christ this board is sad. i hate you all. i never want to be friends with you. Gotta go. I have a date with my 10/10 gf which I am going to enjoy smashing

>>81904054
Yuuuup

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>>81903276

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>>81907731
1994 represent

>>81907324
Actorfag here. Did a scene where a girl with a sweet ass in lingerie was riding me. Didn't do shit for me. You're thinking about your lines, following directions, adjusting position for the cameraman, etc. Plus I just met this actress a few hours ago and I'm trying to do a balancing act between being professional and somewhat complemental at the same time so as not to trigger her insecurities.

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>>81907821
That means your gay

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>>81907731

>>81903420
I remember my dad having a bunch of VHS tapes that he recorded movies off of TV onto, one was labeled Midnight Express or some shit, was actually Species. Watched it alone in my room and didn't know the name of it for a long time, just cool sexy alien bitch movie. So much titties, and Michael Madsen if I'm not mistaken.

>>81904237
i'm a pale brunette with dark eyes and i always wished i had blonde hair and blue eyes so ty anon.

>>81907964
pale brunettes are the best tbhqt

>>81907930
You're not mistaken. Also had Ghandi and that black guy with the lazy eye, as well as Dr Octopus. Anyway, Natasha Henstridge was pretty goat. I really enjoyed the slow-mo of her jumping where you see her white panties. Top tier cinematography desu

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>>81907343
It's not too late to rewatch season one anon

>>81908036
That kraut bitch had cellulite on her ass and thighs. Pretty disgusting tbqh

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>>81908107
Eva is a goddess

>>81903285
I cannot believe this was made for children. Is there even one hotter cartoon female in history? Don't say Jessica Rabbit, she's a generic bimbo and you know it

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Keri Russell in Eight Days a Week

>>81908251
Kerri Russell is super hot if you're into masculine physiques

>>81908251
those notits

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from men in black 2

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>>81903314
>>81903711
>>81903955
>>81904237
>>81904427
>>81904439
>>81904531
>>81904530
>>81906982
>>81907024
>>81907289
>>81907802
>>81907767
>>81908101

THIS, GOSH I MISS THE 90'S where women could be a woman even in a little boy's fantasy... except my imagination went beyond the lingerie pic related

>>81903285

I can't believe they show this in middle school

>>81908251
the greates nipple kino

>>81903578
>genuinely fucked up my ability be attracted to white women
Seems like kike trickery is working as intended then.

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>>81908377
same anon also kelly kapowski literally thought she was a brunette with blue eyes (didn't realize it was brown but let just say )Tiffani Amber Thiessen sealed the deal on my go to type of white women

Barb wire opening.
I don't remember anything else about the movie.

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>>81903314

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>>81903276

>>81906982
shit this shot of her ass was actually carved onto my mind

>>81906741
I literally masturbated to this movie in the cinema.

>>81907964
>>81907964
BUCHAREST

>>81907289
I watched that in the cinema as a 16yr old not knowing anything about the movie, fuck me

>>81907507
wait really? that's fucked up. i wonder why they did that.

>>81903994
Get this hothead outta here

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Pic related. Though Cynthia did a good job as well
you know which episode

>>81904134
>>81904237
>>81904956
>wtf I love girls now!
Those were the days.

>>81903285
What sound did she make in this scene?

Beyonce in austin powers

>>81908579
Holy crap this!
I still remember the channels. 82 was Playboy and 96 was one of the Spice channels.

>>81903285
>>81903335
Turning into a furfag is not the same as turning into a man

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Had the hots for Hilary Duff so bad back in the day

>>81903344
I feel bad that I still have a crush on her in that movie and Casper, I was twelve when Casper came out and she jump started my last dash into puberty.

>>81903866
I only remember that's Lolita because I remember the book where he talks about the slightest of touches against her skin and how powerful they felt to him because his yearning was so intense, the film did a lot of capture this unspeakable yearning really well.

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Lesley-Anne Down in Pink Panther Strikes Again.
That fur coat scene was my absolute first erection.

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I came in my pants to this scene. It was the first time I ever blew my load and I thought I pissed myself

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I'm a late bloomer.

>>81911006
>not censoring the reflection in the mirror

Rookie mistake.

>>81903613
Dude, for me, she straight up knocked Angelina Jolie's Tomb Raider off the list back in 2002. I had a TV Guide with an interview about her. I fucking ruined that thing in less than a day at eleven years old. Come to 4chan some years later and learn she's a jew and contemplate sudoko.

>>81911006
Who dis?

>>81907324
The atmosphere is very professional, especially during sex scenes. There are lots of lights and equipment, the crew is there, the shots are usually short. The actors are professional as well, they're not horny teenagers who have never been touched by a woman.

t. worked for years on set

>>81904455
is Mean Girls worth a watch, even if just for shit like this?

>>81911259
It's an alright movie. It's not bad or anything.

>>81903314
I got you man, the meme is fun but as a child, many years ago, watching that scene alone for the first time... that moment my hunger started.

Man, I totally feel you.

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>>81906995
There's a strand of hair stuck to the corner of her mouth with saliva

>>81905749
is that val kilmer?

>>81911422

Leave this fucking board.

>>81907846
>that comic

10/10

>>81911422
Michael Keaton

Val is this one>>81903276

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>>81906995
hnnnnnggggg

>>81904408
>>81904530
>>81904646

mein nigger

>>81907481
Brad Pitt got a boner when he fucked Gena Davis in Thelma and Louise

>>81907324
>>81907379
>>81907481
>>81907821
I don't know why you "actors" neglected to mention it but Russell Brand talked at length on his radio show about his sex scenes with Kristen Bell during Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

If it's a legit sex scene where you're both fully nude in bed or whatever (as opposed to being in a car or fucking in the office with half your clothes on as you see all too often) men generally will wear what was described as "a black silk bag with a rope around it for your dick and balls" so the actress isn't feeling the full force of your erection and more importantly can't see it.

As a couple Anons mentioned when your shooting a nude scene in a room full of people (cameras, lighting, director etc) you're not always gonna be rocking a solid boner.

Also for simulated sex scenes women wear pasties over their nipples and merkins with/or flesh coloured underwear over their vaginas.

That is the actual correct answer you were looking for.

>>81906874
When he holds her shirt over her head.....hnnnggghhh

That is still my go to sex move

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I'm a softie, I know.

>>81911699
probably my most unfortunate semi I remember

>>81903583
They accurately predicted what Teenage girls would do when cameras became an every day object they could take anywhere with them. Sure, it wasn't a smart/camera phone, but the use was fairly on point, if not the hardware itself.

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>>81907481
Henry Cavill admitted he got a raging boner in one of his sex scenes from Tudors, wherein he had to apologise repeatedly to the actress afterwards.

>>81905221
>>81904591
>>81904378
>>81904320
>>81903583

I wasn't even as old as the actress when it hit theaters. I don't know, or care if they knew what they were doing, but young me sure as hell appreciated it.

>>81904389

And then my teacher had as watch this, instead of reading it, and obviously hadn't ever watched the fucking thing.

>>81903314
She's still a boner-inducer if you're 13.

>>81903322
always

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I was 4 I think when I first saw this.

Never had that "girls are icky" thing.

>>81911897
>"It's only happened to me once, and it was very embarrassing," he admits to the magazine. "A girl had to be on top of me, she had spectacular breasts, and I hadn't rearranged my—stuff into a harmless position. She's basically rubbing herself all over me and, um, it got a bit hard."

>"I had to apologize profusely afterward," he adds. "It's not great when you're in a professional acting environment and somebody gets a boner, is it? No, not acceptable."

>"You don't think of sex scenes as showing your bum to the nation," he explains. "It's actually acutely uncomfortable being naked in a roomful of people. The very last thing it is is sexy. The actual physicality is very uncomfortable. All you're doing is smacking your nuts against someone, and nothing is going in."

>>81904351
>>81904531
>>81904237

Yeah, Ricci single handedly shaped my preference hair dark to black haired girls with dark eyes and pale skin. Then Goth was a thing when I hit highschool and plenty of cute goth girls that I'm forever thankful for the existence of.

>>81912018

>watching Death Becomes Her at 4 years old

Boy you must have had some interesting dreams that night

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>>81904237

>>81910873
whats this from?

>>81912081

Yeah man. My sister loved this movie so I got to see it a lot. She's all old no but Isabella Rosselini will always be sexy as fuck because of this

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>>81903276
Either that Batman scene, or this.

>>81903586
Damn, nice choice. Elizabeth Montgomery was one hot piece of ass back in the day.

Also how old are you?

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wew

>>81904436
What does this racist pile of shit have to do with Natalie Portman's tits

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>>81903276
I was 15

>>81907203
no, 13

>>81907481
>random people staring, etc.)
sex scenes are almost always done with a closed set, only the bare minimum of people who need to be there to film the scene are allowed

>>81907481
Back when I was a full time fatty I was hoping to start a career in standing shirtless on set during sex scenes to prevent anyone from getting an erection but I was told that Kevin Smith wasn't done with the job yet.

>>81912253
don't do this to me with fake quotes anon

>>81903314
is there an non-texted version?

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5 years old is a young age to discover women, but even though I had no idea how sex worked, I used to fantasize about this scene even way back in 1st grade.

>>81911153
Alison Brie

>>81912266
Skyscraper

>>81911259
Mean Girls is worth watching simply as a film, it's a great comedy. And yes, the girls are numerous and gorgeous.

>>81903434
I didn't realize Adrien Brody was in this movie until now

I hope somebody here can help me find the movie.

>a skinemax or best sex ever or playboy movie or something
>a girl is a "nerd" (wears glasses)
>masturbates in the shower
>later gets fucked

Anyone knows which scene I am talking about?

Also

>blonde woman plays golf in her office
>fucks a guy working for her in a chair reverse cowgirl

>>81912711
ahh yes, I saw this in the theater when I was 10 and it was magical
Made my little pecker diamonds. I bet my dad who sat next to me guessed what was going on in my head and my penor

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A lot of stuff in this thread for me. Pic related while in the movies i thin i was grade 4 and it was my birthday. Also the scene at the end with the bus. Man i miss getting an erection over everything

>>81904022
diamonds

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My childhood was alot different than you guys

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What?

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Miss Piggy was the first object of desire that I was ever subjected to. To this day I still love trashy women with blue eyes and blonde hair

>>81912047
>I-I'M NOT G-GAY, I SWEAR LMAO
>I TOTALLY GOT A BONER WHEN THIS HOT CHICK WITH GREAAT BOOOBZ WAS GRINDING ON ME ^^
>S-SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! I LOVE BIG BOOBIEZ!

>>81903741

Damn that fuckboy was delicious

>>81907324
Being a professional, and...

Duct tape. Not even kidding.

They know they're gonna get hard, their coworkers know, the cast knows, the director knows, and they spend a lot of time around each other so it's honestly more humorous than awkward. They use duct tape for practical purposes but other than that it's been well documented on B-rolls that sex scenes result in the most keks

>>81911580
>a black silk bag with a rope around it for your dick and balls
At the suggestion of Mr. Brand, I'm sure.

>>81912047
scene?

>>81907731
>(you)

the one in Cherry Falls acting all slutty with her feet out. the dirty minx

>>81912947
did he fondle your little doggy a little bit afterwards?

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>>81913766
a shame they dont show it on tv no more

>>81913963

I blame her for the foot thing for sure

>>81912711
I think I was 11 when this came out and my parents dragged me to see it in theaters because my sister wanted to go

I was already into girls by that age but I thought Kate Winslet was so fat in this movie and this scene did nothing for me. What a dope I was

>>81911006
bruh

>>81911006
yo you got them shits I got some tradeable unseens

>>81914184
Nice meme faggot.

>>81907846
the jump from dog to kids makes no sense.

>>81904455

t-thicc seigfried...

wew, havent watched this in awhile

>>81907289
This movie made me realize I like girls and wanted to fuck them and it was maybe okay to do that.

>>81913834
No, I took care of that myself senpai

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>>81903276

>>81906982

i chose apocalypse too

>>81914952
He's the rocks of the eternal shore.

>>81904556
More like father-son movies. I'd always go see the new Bond in theaters with my dad.

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MUH

There was some weird porn animation on cable. It was just Jack and the Beanstalk but Jack hid from the giant inside of the giant's wife's vagina, and then the giant started to fuck his wife, so Jack had to jump around the vagina to dodge the giant dick.

I was very young and wasn't even close to "the birds and the bees" yet. Nobody believed me at school.

>>81915353
I dont believe you now

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>>81915465
Found it

>>81913193
is that the fucking legend of the white worm

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>>81915353
>>81915500

>>81907821
one of the perks and it gets turned to shit :D

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>>81915599
>my first exposure to sexuality was watching a cartoon frog suck on a woman's nipple

Kek has been preparing me for greatness since birth

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>>81915353
>>81915500
fucking kek

>>81907289
Sweet Jesus this movie was erotic.

>>81916184
>an erotic thriller was erotic
really jogged my nog

>>81911006
Lucky guy

>>81912874
>https://xhamster.com/movies/5545863/tamara_landry_softcore.html

found the cowgirl

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>>81911361
PUFFY

>>81907289
How was the guy from Something about Mary a sex symbol?

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old fag here

her name wasn't Natalie Wood for nothing

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This. I remember the crappy song.
>Hot spring hotellll
>hot springs hotellll
Loved beating off to this