ITT: Moves that could never be made today

>>81898919

Revenge of the Nerds

The hero of the movie rapes the bad guy's GF, in a heroic moment

>DUDE MEMES LMAO

>>81899182
I mean she was totally down with it when she discovered it was him. But yeah, definitely not the reaction she'd have in real life.

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Blazing Saddles is the only movie that comes to mind in this category. Even then, I think it could be made considering the black dude is the only guy in the movie who isn't retarded.

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obligatory.

>>81898919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpGFESbLMKU

American History X

>>81899332
>>81899332
people would agree with Derek

>>81899294
So many good quotes:
>Back off! Or the nigger gets it!
>I heard you niggers sing like birds!
>the sheriff is a nigger!
Ahhh, it was a different time back then

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>>81898919

Heathers

>Murdering class mates
>Fat shaming
>Calling people fags
>Trying to blow the school up
>Making students look like they were in a homosexual relationship

>>81898919
Any movie that came out in or before 2001

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>>81898919
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>>81899533
If you move to a sand nigger country they p much release this kind of shit weekly.

Basically, hope that more muslims migrate to the west and you will get this again

>>81898919
Maladolscenza

>>81899555
What the fuck are you talking about? All that shit is perfect for today and it actually is being remade.
>In March 2016, TV Land ordered the series as an anthology dark comedy series set in the present day, with Veronica Sawyer who will be dealing with a very different but equally vicious group of Heathers. The series will be written by Jason Micallef and Tom Rosenberg, and Gary Lucchesi will executive produce for Lakeshore Entertainment.[26] In January 2017 the Heathers Anthology was ordered to Series at TV Land.[27] Original star Shannen Doherty guest stars in the pilot. [28]

>>81899616
>shit
>implying it isn't one of the purest form of kino

>>81899294
>Even then, I think it could be made considering the black dude is the only guy in the movie who isn't retarded.

No shit you dumb fuck. Just because the word "nigger" is used doesn't make it some kind of evil nazi movie

>>81899411
It wouldn't get away with it today because people would take the jokes as literal, rather than as a satire on the retards who hold the beliefs

>>81899621
/thread

>>81899657
The both of you are proving the point of the thread and how the movie is relevant to the topic
>>81899667
That's exactly my point

>>81899411
>>Back off! Or the nigger gets it!
Do what he say!

>>81899621
I think this might be overwhelmingly correct.
Although I've never seen it.

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>>81899741
AHHHWWWWWW LLAAWWWWWDDDYYYYY I THINKS HE MEANS IT

>>81899182
>plant cameras all over the sorority house
>distribute nudes to the college at the fair
>ends in a heroic rape
Revenge of the Nerds might be the most misogynistic movie ever made.

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>>81899783
Well it's a shit movie, but the brunette has a really nice body

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>>81898919

Cannibal Holocaust, the animal cruelty uproar it would cause would be even bigger than on release

>>81898919
I remember watching this as a kid and thought she shit her pants at that reveal

The Professional

>>81899828
How the fuck did people allow this to get made?

Its literally cp

>>81899855
>PETA getting mad at other for doing what they do on a much smaller scale

>>81899637
>TV Land
>original series
I thought they were oldies.

>>81899411
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UgEr_qOnpN4

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>>81899914
it's just nude underage anon. there's no sex or lascivious display of the genitals.

>>81899914
Parental consent. Plus Europe.

>>81899985
>there's no sex or lascivious display of the genitals

Have you not seen it

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>>81898919
>Hollywood is full of degenerates trying to poison our culture with trannies and other jewish trickery

>Lol they could never make Ace Ventura today because it has a tranny

Behold, /tv/'s cognitive dissonance

>>81900010
I have seen it. all the sex is simulated and again, it's not lascivious. It's erotic, which would make it pretty much impossible to do today. But it's not pornographic.

>>81900044
>Ignore the part where all the men spit because they've made out with him

>>81900044
It could never be made today because it's transphobic, not because it has a tranny.

>>81900044
i think you maybe mixed up
the left literally calls classic movies problematic
they want to ban classic works of fiction like tom sawyer and dog pile creators who dont step in line with their ideology
attack their own too if they dont check their privilege

>>81900079
Hey at least he tried, look he even used cognitive dissonance so be must be a clever old chap

>>81900044
it's because the tranny is the punchline

>>81900044
lol because making fun of self-imposed freak shows is an american tradition, spanning from the chicken head biting geeks of the 1800s to the BME obsessed punktards of the 1980s.

people who deviate from the social order to the point of threatening its very existence are mocked rather than ostracized and assaulted in our society, though i fear if this trend of pushing unsustainable lifestyles on children continues, that peaceful mockery wont last much longer.

>>81899264
Depends on how big his vaginal sensor is.

>>81899621
After reading the wiki page page, I'm surprised it was made at all.

>>81900333
Trips of truth

what I want to know is, why was Fabrizio such an asshole.

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>>81898919

>>81898919
MASH. Spearchucksd Jones is the least offensive thing in it. Hot Lips in the shower? Hawkeye cant get through surgery without committing a couple of sexual assaults.

Lawrence of Arabia

>>81899310
Wait I don't get it

I've never seen this spider-man

>>81900593
Summer get out

>>81900593
Uncle Ben goes on like a five minute long rant about "filthy kike bankers" trying to turn white christians into "cocksucking faggots"

>>81900640
I'm amazed Raimi managed to get away with it even back then.

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MY NAME IS MRS NESBITT

On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Also, literally every pre-craig bond movie.

>>81899809
Was this guy in any other big movies?
Dude was absolutely hysterical

>>81899555
>>81899637
Not only remade, but there's a musical of it now, too.

>>81900833
Apparently he was called in as a last minute replacement because Richard Pryor went on a crack binge.

>>81900079
>>81900134
Was the villain meant to be an actual tranny or just pretending to be a woman?
>same thing
ok, aside from that obvious joke

>>81900695
>With great power comes a great responsiblity to preserve the white race!

Usually I don't mind when comic book movies take liberties with the source material, but that change was a little confusing.

>>81898919
Dredd 2

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>>81901042
>joke

>>81901042
>character goes completely insane
>pretends to be a woman
It's perpetuating the idea that all trannies are mentally ill. Whether or not the villain was "legitimately transsexual" or not doesn't come up because nobody cared about the distinction.

>>81898919

The Room. I've been watching bad movies over 30yrs and I can't think of another movie like it.

It's like there was a real alien on Earth and it was forced to make a mediocre drama.

>>81901178
you know I never connected that them pretending to be a woman was related to them being mentally ill, I assumed that was just part of their scheme.

>>81901202
there must be a lot of films like the room that are being made by amateur directors

>>81900413
oh damn, I've never realize about it

>>81901277 #

Then I've yet to see it. It's just not bad, it's PASSIONATELY bad. My only theory is Tommy had a woman really fuck him over and used the movie as some sort of therapy to get through it.

>>81900751

trans shaming cis scum

should've been left to rot with the rest of Sid's toys

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this one would cause a boycott today

>>81901977
how dare gay people boycott something that called them a faggot

>>81902057
he's just insulting someone, it's not an indictment of homosexuals

>>81900044
t. someone who isn't as clever as they thinks they are

>>81899294
An SJW movie in disguise

Africa Addio, Mondo Cane, etc. Any of the Italian globetrotting shockumentaries from the 60s. Mostly because that world doesn't exist anymore, partly because it was all kinda racist.

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>>81898919
Since this movie came out 10+ years ago, "fag" and "retarded" have gone from slightly offensive words on par with "bitch" to full blown meltdown offensive words like "nigger".

>>81901977
gosh I miss when we use to call people faggots in movies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nziMFPHThj0

>>81900863
Crack wasn't around until the 1980s.

Coke yes, crack no.

>>81902592

This, I watched Mal D'africa (The Final Prey) like 2 days ago and as racist as the movie sounds it sadly 100% right most of the times.

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Porn. It could never be made today.

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>>81898919

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>>81902845
Sounds like something that Slim Pickens would say in Blazing Saddles in a sentiment meant to be mocked.

>>81899621
it has one of the GOATest tracks I've ever heard in my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02PSu5sWM3E

I haven't seen the movie (nor I plan to) and found the song on related videos

Literally any of these movies can be made today now that we can CGI dead actors.

>>81902112
it is, you're literally saying you're gay and that's a bad thing to be.

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Seasons 1-15 of The Simpsons, would be impossible to do in today's SJW world. Or the first few seasons of South Park.

Both shows have been ruined because of it. Especially South Park.

>>81902592
Is that the one with the combat footage of that band of crazy Rhodesians, Boers, CIA guys, and ex SS mercs?

>>81903505
Yep. It's like /k/ and /pol/ fucked and made a film.

>>81899310
Those were different times man

>>81899411
Every Quentin Tarantino movie has like 100 or more uses of the word nigger though. Have you watched Hateful Eight?

>>81903699
>Have you watched Hateful Eight
No, not yet

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Too many transphobic jokes

>>81904010
Well they say nigger a lot in it. They did in Django Unchained too and to a lesser extent in Tarantino's other movies. I just looked it up, it's said 110 times in Django and a little over 60 times in Hateful Eight.

>>81899824
Nerds, generally, arn't nice or good people.

They only get the sympathy nod because they're at a physical disadvantage.

>>81904053
>>81904053
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

>>81903184
>GOAT
>stands for greatest of all time
>GOATest
>you're a dumbass cunt

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>>81899182

This. Jesus that movie would trigger the fuck out of audiences now.

Also pic related - We get "date rape", "CP (maybe)", Patriarchal traditional gender roles and dating conformity, and of course;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gy-aFrypqA

>>81899846

Also, this whole "sub-genre".

Especially...Madaloneznznanazcza? Or however it's fucking spelled.

I mean, you'd literally go to jail for that shit now.

>>81899914

You have to remember a few things - It wasn't until the mid 80's that it became illegal to own CP. It was legally produced and sold during the 70's AND underage nudity, even if it was blatantly sexual, wasn't considered CP back then.

Phoebe Cates got her big tits out at 17 and no one blinked. Page 3 Topless Models were routinely in their mid teens, and they were in family sunday papers in the U.K.

>>81899855
>>81899917
ASPCA is much better than those dipshits at PETA. They are sensible about it. PETA are pretty much a front for the crazy animal liberation movement.
There is no fucking need to be cruel to animals on set. Use a fucking special effect instead of injuring a living creature. It's immoral and inhuman.

>>81900136
Actually a good post.
/pol/ wrecks all discussion on 4chan tho, the old racism, sexism, cp stuff was all laughs, the middle school lepers who grew up with it and flocked in to take it seriously were mocked at first, the Scientology raids were a joke on them, but they swarmed in greater numbers and became the norm.
tldr 4chan was complex and funny once, now it's all serious and simple.

>>81901977

There is a ton of harmless teen comedies from the 80's that routinely use "faggot" or racial slurs now that would never make it.

The homosexual slurs for sure are probably the most obvious and blatant, since they're in basically kids movies, since they weren't considered swearing.

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howdy, pilgrim

>>81899637
I can't wait to see Veronica, a proud, intelligent woman of color, teach those privileged rich Heathers a lesson

>>81902873
freebasing cocaine was what John Belsushi and Robin Williams wasted dumptruck loads of money on, kinda the same thing.

>>81898919
you could definitely make this it would just set twitter on fire. but honestly who gives a damn.

>>81902592

Also because Liveleak exists so there is literally no reason to produce them. Sort of like big budget "srs" porn.

>>81904578

ASPCA are there to ensure animals are treated well. PETA are a radical organization that will simply lie and make shit up to get attention/punish people for involving animals at all.

>>81904597

It's a double down effect too. People here used racism, sexism and CP half jokingly, half seriously, but once newfags and outsiders started getting really upset about it? Rather than toning it down, it just enticed people to get even worse.

But I mean, to outsiders, there would be zero difference between old and new 4chan. Since they'd only go by what people are saying and take it at face value.

>serious and simple

Not really. Boards like /tv/ and /lit/ and /v/ get a ton of normie/new traffic which makes it seem that way. /pol/ itself is basically old /b/. It's fully of an immense collection of conflicting retards. /r9k/, /s4s/ and /pol/ sort of combine to make a less pedorific /b/ - although it's a shame they are more "topic" boards than old /b/.

Then again, all we did back then was cry about how shit /b/ was and how it ruined every board.

>>81904632
your post rustled my jimbos

>>81904641

Pryor went from free basing to crack. He kept up with the times.

For real though, I always thought cocaine must be horrible and wondered how people got addicted, since my closest experience with coke was speed/MDMA.

When I actually got to do it...Holy shit, if I had the money I'd be all over it, constantly. It's so much nicer/better than those drugs.

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>Male bonding
>No SJW moral to the story
>Emphasis on heredity and tradition
>Race is a real thing that matters
>Tolkien created a British mythology without black people, therefore it's evil

If they came out today there'd be calls for blood.

>>81904697
>/pol/ itself is basically old /b/.
if by 'old /b/' you mean what it became when stormfront nerds tried to make it their super sekrit clubhouse.
the serious nazis/racists/pedos get too toxic and ruin an otherwise funny free-for-all.
This thread doesn't need to turn into SJW vs Nazi flamewar.

>>81904738
inorite
Actual real cocaine is like some kind of wonderful power powder.
When a drug is that good, i put it down immediately, because it will eat me.

>>81904815

I mean anarchic, retarded and people trying to turn it into /i/.

Because of it's popularity the serious Nazis are much more heavily diluted than what they were previously. And so are the people who want to discuss politics too, I guess.

>>81904760
>mfw you're differentiating 2001 from 2017
SJWs would get bodyslammed for trying to shit on a work of literature by people who would patiently explain the understanding the author had of human nature and politics as well as languages and cultures. I read a short book explaining the motivations of Aragorn that was written as a defence of LotR when people at the time were saying it was fantastical rubbish with no basis in reality.
2017 isn't that different from 2001, maybe you're just 17 yourself or maybe the internet has shrunken around your head and become the world.

>>81904760
Ain't the guys who had elephants niggers though?

Also that Frodo+Sam gay shit.

>>81899616
>owned by Allies
What?

>>81904938
>Also that Frodo+Sam gay shit.
Exactly what I'm talking about. Media has killed male bonding so hard that men believing in men is automatically "gay shit."

>>81899616
what ">muslim"s?

it's same as saying christians because 4chan.

>>81904841

I thought it was going to be way stronger/nastier than amphetamines and and MDMA.

Instead it really pleasnt and subtle coming up, and was like strong speed and MDMA with only the social effects and none of the weird shit and NONE of the negatives and basically zero come down. Wears off smoothly and subtly. The one drawback (not for rich celebrities of course) is that it comes and goes so fucking quickly.

I could eat a cap of MD and not need a top up for like 3 to 4 hours.

Half an hour after racking some lines of coke and I'm stone cold sober (or back to being tired and drunk).

>>81904977

>What Muslims

Not him, but ask for Sunnis. Africans and Arabs rather than those from the sub-continent and Asia (central or south east). You still get a huge amount of crazies from that region, but not the 99.9% hit rate that Arab and African Sunnis will give you.

>>81904973
This.
There's an overlap tho.
I've seen skinheads grow up getting into brutal streetfights, backing each other up and they will forget their girlfriends to help out their bro because the bonding was life and death. Add to that the confusion of guys attracted to that scene because of that and they don't know they're gay, then guys in that scene because they are gay, hoping to bond with a guy and fuck him.
Sex is a mess, if you get all hateful about any part of it you're not up to it.

>>81904988
That's the trap, it's so good.
Speed works by your body fighting it, so it's awful.
Coke works by letting you burn your savings instead of the interest.
Speed turns you into a flat chunk of wood that can only get angry or depressed, coke turns you into Actually Hitler™.

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The remake doesn't matter, a true to form blowout of sex/nudity/blood/violence/machismo filled movie about Conan the Barbarian simply couldn't be made now. Also the bad guy couldn't be black.

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>>81905068

>Sex is a mess

>It's not gay because he's my prison wife.

The creepy thing about Prison Waifu's is that it's also not "just sex". They aren't just fucking a hole because it's a hole. Prison ho's often also work as normie wives - They are expected to be high trust because a guy will want to get emotional in front of them, be able to relax around them and have someone watch their back. All high vulnerability things in jail.

>>81904437
You should probably kys yourself, newfag.

>>81899616
>muslims wants to kill muslims
Pretty good lol. I chuckled.

>>81900833
Cleavon Little. Died in the early 90s. Only other thing of note he did was playing a burglar in a pretty great episode of All in the Family.

>>81900833
>>81905838

Well hell All in the Family is practically relevant to this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0xsid5I5j0

What recent normal movies or lines of dialogue do you think will be controversial 15 years from now?

>>81898919
when I was a kid I thought she shit herself

>>81904206
THIS
i keep trying to tell my friedns, im not gay but they say that por nwith two dudes is gay, it's not, if it has a woman in it it's gay!

>>81900593
There's this bizarre half-hour arc in the movie before Peter gets his powers where he's trying to recruit friends to make an ammonium nitrate bomb and blow up a FBI Building, because it's been "corrupted by international jewish forces," but this all happens before he's bitten by a radioactive spider and the plot shifts.

https://youtu.be/z2zMrjBLwn8

>>81902965
sauce???

>>81901977
>double cheese and fries for $3
good deal

>>81905875
Fug...

>>81904760
>only 3 movies from 3 books
We gotta get at least 10 movies

>>81899310
That's an awesome poster. Really built the hype.

>>81900593
There is a scene when Spider-Man gets in a burning building in Harlem to save people, but when realizes that most people living there are black he just leaves.

Also, in spider-man 3 he beats the shit out of MJ when he realizes that before dating with him she was with a black guy for a few month in high school.

>>81904571
>if i purposely misspell the name of the movie people won't realize it's my favorite film and I masturbate to it daily

i'm on to you, anon :^)

>>81904632
It wouldn't surprise me if this were the case, but "young veronica" is cast as a little white girl, so it isn't.

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>>81904973
>>81904938
>>81905068
Two men can either be gay, or be in a "bromance" or a "friendship" as people who live in the actual real world call it

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I blame that movie and the third Naked Gun for getting me into traps by using hot women

>>81904053
F

>>81908577
Why does that trap have peyronie's disease?

>>81899621
Thread over. Everyone go home.

>>81900413
oh shit

>>81899310
Yes, it'll certainly be a long time before we a Spider-Man movie again

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>>81899294
But the joke of that was that it was written by a black guy(Richard Pryor) and a Jew and had its tongue so firmly planted in its cheek that it's impossible to take seriously.

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>>81899616
I only hate Sunni muslims, Shias are based

>>81900863
He didn't actually go on a coke binge.
It was actually the studio that was scared of Pryor and his reputation for going on coke binges and fucking shit up that they wouldn't let him near the set. So he hooked up Brooks with Cleavon Little and the rest is history. Of the World. Part I.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cy9HeM8QQc

>>81909317
He has a shitty mustache.

>>81904058
Well, it also depends on the light of the movie, in Django you're supposed to empathize with him being diminished based on his race, undoable movies today would have you empathize with the one dissing the black person for being a nigger

>>81904625
That was the movie that killed John Wayne.
It was filmed in former nuclear weapons test bed and the crew had Geiger counters and would laugh about the hotspots of radiation they could find.
They weren't laughing when half the cast and crew got cancer shortly afterwards.

>>81905155
James Earl Jones transcends color. Kinda like Morgan Freeman. Of all the reasons you listed, this is the least likely to stop Conan from being made today.

The rest of it would kill it in the first pitch.

Unless they made Conan black. Then it's fine because suddenly it's not a fucking white male showing masculinity, it's a privileged minority.

>>81909317
Why doesn't some rogue reporter get an interview and then beat the living shit out of him before slitting his throat?

>>81899318
>Man talk
>slaps ass
truly those were better times

>>81900413
K I N O
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>>81906025
>>81907763
>>81901043
>>81900695
>>81900640
>>81899310
shit meme

>>81902845
>Almost blow up
>call your partner a fag
classic

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>>81909549
They tried that with Jason Momoa just a few years ago.
The movie was a fucking horrible mess of CGI and bad writing and directing that didn't know what the fuck it was doing.
But Momoa really wasn't bad in it. He played Conan a lot more like the book version, where he was clever, street-smart and charming.
Ahnuld's Conan was the definitive dumb brute.

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>>81904206

>>81909528

Really?

It's just a B-horror movie without any nudity or anything triggering.

>>81909473
>the movie that killed John Wayne.

He died about 25 years after the filming of the movie.
Dude also used to smoke 6 packs of cigarettes every day.

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Two guys dress in drag and join an all-female band to hide from the mob. They then fight over one of the women while trying to keep up the ruse to much hilarity.

>>81909788
Damn, his face looks completely different without the facial hair

>>81909885
It was only shot in black and white because they just could not pull off believably in the slightest in color.
Granted they're still not very believable in black and white, but it at least accentuates the joke instead of killing it like color film did.

And Billy Wilder fucking hated working with Monroe. She'd show up hours late to filming, stay for only a few hours then leave without giving a single usable take. The studio forced her into it because she was such a big name.
Afterwards, Wilder commented that he's too rich to ever make a movie like that again and deal with that kind of diva attitude.

At least the end of the movie was gay-accepting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYUfPTeE0DM

>>81900833
The only thing i remember him from other than this was First Bite with young Jim Carrey.

>>81909788
The movie being bad doesn't change what I said.

It just means it was allowed to get made because the protagonist wasn't a masculine white male.

The fact that it was so bad that it's one half of what kills Jason Momoa's career (the other half being Justice League when it bombs) is irrelevant.

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>>81904526
Ringwald also called AMH a fag in it

>>81899621
Just checked it out to see what all the fuss was about.

Damn..........the controversy behind this film is well deserved. I never need to see it again.

>>81910078
>Trying to pick up the pieces as fucking Aquaman

Being Momoa is suffering.

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>>81910078
>a masculine white male.
But the bad guy was.
Race has nothing to do with the writing and directing being utterly abysmal.
90% of everything Hollywood shits out is bad. This has always been the case since the beginning. Just because you think you're "woke" to the social issues of the era doesn't make any of the bullshit you spout about SJWs any more true.

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>>81898919
It certainly could be made today, you guys like to ignore that the people who will boycott something for being anti or mocking their beliefs are still a minority.
Not everyone gives a fuck, it's just that the people who do are annoying as fuck.

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>>81899824
don't forget
>forcefully invade sorority house to steal used underwear

>>81898919
>tfw the tranny had a bigger cock than you

>>81910198
Even spongebob had a panty raid

>>81910216
i cant even

>>81910220
Is that a FAMAS?

>>81899310
he is crawling on one of the Twin Towers?

>>81910167
You literally just made my point for me.

Conan was made because it was a mystery meat nonwhite male in a masculine role fighting against an evil white oppressor.

The only way they could touch Conan as a franchise was to ensure white men were not portrayed in a positive light.

Meanwhile Arnold's Conan is literal required viewing for ALL men of my generation in the same vein as the Godfather movies.

>>81904970
In American slang the word "owned" means beat/destroyed.

>>81909375
He is a beardlet, he can't grow good facial hair. I assume most of 4chan has this problem because of underage or beta-ness.

>>81909973
As far as old timey movies go, it's one of my favorites and I watched it with my grandparents when I'd visit them in the summer. Still holds up pretty good.

>>81909549
Read the wiki for Conan. Even back in the 80s SJW were freaking out about Conan (a great white male) cutting a black man's head off

>>81910461
Difference was that back then people knew how to react to such inane hysterics: they ignored them.

Nowadays people shove a camera and microphone in their faces.

>>81909973
>And Billy Wilder fucking hated working with Monroe.

Him and everyone else. According to Tony Curtis having to plant one on her was like kissing Hitler.

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>>81904760
You *faggot*. You giant, swooning faggot.

>>81905952

This.

You could never make a slasher movie where the killer is an underage tranny today.

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>>81910488

>>81910250
kek

>>81899637
>Original star Shannen Doherty guest stars in the pilot. [28]
Oh! Thank god I was worried It would fail

>>81905989
I thought the same. Even now as an adult I find it hard to believe that was meant to be cock and balls in her ass

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>Eddie Valiant says "Ooga Boogah" to the bouncer at The Ink and Paint club
>Donald Duck calls Daffy Duck a "Nigger"
>Eddie Valiant's pants drop when Jessica Rabbit touches him
>Eddie Valiant bumps his head on Jessica Rabbit's tits
>Jessica Rabbit exposes her pussy after being thrown out of Bennie the Cab.

And this was supposed to be a kid's movie?

>>81900044
>that pic

You clearly hate this site and its users. You might want to go to the frontpage of the internet

>>81910571
You can call me /pol/ until your cock rots off.

Know what you can't call me? Wrong.

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The outrage for this movie coming out today would be comedy gold.

>>81910687
>And this was supposed to be a kid's movie?

It certainly gave me a kid's boner.

>>81899621
Yep. I remember the first time I read about it and it blew my mind that not only was it made but that the people who made it didn't go to jail.

There were a few movies like that in the 70s in Europe but I think it's certainly the most extreme.

all of them

it takes more than a day to make a motion picture idiot

>>81904625
>not pirgrim

>>81910488
Nice dubs

>>81904053
Oh yeah, and when the gay uncle's partner is referred to as "your aunt".

>>81910735
Nobody'd even notice.

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>>81898919

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>>81898919

>bill maher starred in a anti-feminist sexploitation movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAmuZsI75kc
Always surprised how nobody ever brings this up.

>>81904919
I don't think there'd be calls for blood as the op suggested, but objections to the film's cast being all white would certainly be louder than they once were. The push for diversity in Shakespearean adaptations, historical films and opera honestly rankles me.

>>81910981
>that time Reese called Malcolm gay

>>81906042
That was even controversial at the time. Pretty much killed off C Thomas Howell's career as a leading man.

>>81903233
>faggot exclusively means homosexual
What a faggot

>>81905189
I hope you're not implying that prison wives are doing it on their own accord and not because of due to intimidation and coercion with treats of violence and rape?

They must be all fucked up in the head when they get released from prison.

>>81911104
You do know most of the people in that film were Jewish? And that's kind of it kind of pisses me off even today. People were mad that this racist song was sung in redneck bar somewhere by rednecks. The people in the abr were shafted by this clip because it tried to imply that they were anti-Semitic. The obvious thing is that the people were being peaceful and minding their own business until Borat got on stage with a stupid hat and started playing the stupid song.

>>81909788
>>81909549
>>81909954
>>81910078

You know, Momoa was a perfectly good choice for the role. The movie had lots of problems, but not that casting choice. Hell, these days he looks even better.

He's a fun actor to watch, ever since the first thing I saw him in. Just sad he doesn't get better parts in better flicks, or that the flicks that could have been great came through on their potential. Even in a bad movie, he's usually been that one shining light in a mass of, "Why the fuck did they do this?"

>>81910545
You could, they would just have to be unquestionably in the right for all the killings, some people view the tranny in Sleepaway Camp as a hero, there is a documentary on the film in youtube that is very complimentry.

>>81899555
I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!
I saw it for the first time recently and shit was great.

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SpaceJam

Sax starts playing when the sexy female aproaches.

>>81909317
They're pretty much the same. Assad's only based because he doesn't take his religion that serious, his wife doesn't even wear a headscarf. But look at Iran, for example, it isn't much different from Saudi-Arabia.

>>81910687
>Donald Duck calls Daffy duck a nigger
Wait, what? I've used to watch the shit out of this movie and never heard this

>>81914185
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PAn0Oq5P3eQ

>>81914185
>Daffy calls him a wise'cracker' first

Kek

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>>81899621
>you will never go back to teenage years
>you will never spend summer in a countryside
>you will never have two prime age cuties to do whatever you want with

>>81899621

i've seen it. if you thought pretty baby could never be made again that's child's play compared to this one.

>>81899616
"/pol/estinians" am i right bro?

>>81914814
this movie is fucking great but it's honestly not anti-pc at all
the zulu are treated extremely sympathetically and the message to be taken from it is 'war sucks' and 'jeeze we really fucked that up eh?'

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>>81900413

>>81910697

yes because everyone on 4chan is a 14 year old /pol/tard

80% of you guys literally came to this board in the past year from r/thedonald so please do us all a favor and go back to the front page of the internet.

>>81904526

HWOTS HOPPENIN HAWT STOFF?

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>>81898919
Dang. Traps look like that now?

>>81900751

*SMACK*

>BUZZ GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!

"I... I'm better now."

SEE! THIS IS WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE! A GOOD SMACKING

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>>81900751
>That's NOT a vagina you got there!
>It's a little light bulb that blink!

>>81902112
>>81903233
Kill yourself, faggot redditor.

>>81898919
I've long debated using a "CAPTAIN WINKY" gif to shitpost trap threads

a serbian film got made not so long ago, anything can be made these days 2bh

>>81903362

Matt and Trey ruined South Park by making season long jokes that aren't funny and nerfing their best characters to make it happen.

They have less jokes and make less commentary in an entire season than would have been a single episode back in the day.

>>81914462
lel funny I never heard that before

>>81903014
kek

>>81903233
Everyone get a look at this gayfag who thinks that being called a fag means your gay.

>>81904625

What do you mean? We just whitewashed the shit out of Ghost in the Shell.

>>81899351
Derek was right

>>81899294
I sure could use a good ol' nigger work song right about now

>>81915327
How about Camptown Lady?

>>81909457
>Empathizing with the racists
gross

>>81898919
Why not? Why do you think anyone gives a shit what sperglefties think anymore? You're either a lefty desperate for the old days, or you're a fucking moron faggot from /pol/ who is so slow and stupid he doesn't realize the world is currently his.

>>81915354
Camptown Lady?

Any movie starring Bill Cosby because of all the rapes.

>>81910284
I rewatch it every year with my dad and brother. I don't think there is a man alive who doesn't fucking love Conan. Its pure testosterone

>>81915507
You know,
Camptowm Lady sing this song Doo daaa Doo daaa
I hear you niggers sing like birds!

>>81910712
You're wrong. You're a tribalist nigger monkey that is destroying humanity. You're unambiguously wrong. You're literally the worst that humanity has to offer and everything you buy into is cancer propaganda designed to manipulate stupid insecure people.

Now what nigger?

>>81898919
Context on this scene?

>>81916220
Pretending genetic differences in behavior and predispositions don't exist is creationism tier denial.

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>>81898919
im not even sure if the sequel is possible to be made today, i mean they're in tribal africa and all

GOAT scene right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpR1XNZQA7Q

>>81911104

It would be interesting to make fifteen minutes of fake documentary about an Israeli Borat visiting Japan, and see whether people thought it went too far.

>>81911104
always lost my shit when the kids kicking the egg

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>>81916626
Maybe. Jim's In Living Color days would immunize him from a lot, particularly because he brings in Tommy Davidson, another In Living Color allum to play a tribesman.

>>81916626

Nobody wants to make a second movie with Jim Carrey.

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>>81914860
It doesn't matter what message Zulu was trying to get across. We'll never see a movie about a fully black army fighting a totally white army again.

It was a based as fuck film though.

>>81917226

They couldn't win. The alt-right wouldn't tolerate a historically accurate film.

>the 90's sucked :(

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>>81898919

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>>81917226
>>81914814
>Dat final battle scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI

>FRONT RANK! FIRE!
>REAR RANK! FIRE!
>THIRD RANK! FIRE!

>>81917352
Why couldn't Goonies be remade? Because of Sloth? Come the fuck on

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>>81900044
kys

>>81917387
Makes me wish I was Welsh.
Even though in reality their were hardly any Welsh there.
Even though no one really sung that song.
Even though they changed the words for the film.
Even though I'm glad I'm not Welsh.
It stirs my loins.

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>>81899294
Tarantino already made the gritty remake tho

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>>81900413

>>81917498
The "objectification" of women and "fatshaming" alone would drive SJWs crazy.

>>81917352
Someone tell me one part of this that would be unacceptable by todays standards.

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>>81899533

Junge...

>>81917623
What the fuck are you on about?

>>81917559
>>81903699
Tarantino movies are taken somewhat seriously even though they're mostly dark comedies.
People see Django Unchained as a serious look at the hash reality of slavery.

Blazing Saddles would be seen as making light of racism instead of insulting racists, the tone isn't the same.

>>81906124
Lexi Belle; but this picture is not from porn

>>81917623

The fat kid in Goonies is the average weight for a modern American child of that age.

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>>81898919

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This with age appropriate actors.

>>81917792
They were remaking it iirc. But they changed their mind and did an '''original''' remake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gKSW4SjGNs

>>81910697
ironic since /pol/ is reddit incarnate.
literally a board for newfags.

>>81904760

two nations of white men stand together against the orc-nigger and "people of the east"

>>81904625
He was gay so he would get a free pass if he made it today.

>>81898919

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3aEND9NS5w

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>>81900413
holy god

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>>81910981
>Stevies fat dad was in some bank commercial not to long ago
>hes skinny as fuck now

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>>81898919
X2, at least the scenes in which women get BTFO'd

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people were protesting the retard jokes in 2008 when social media was an infant. can you fucking imagine the twitter faggots now?

>>81917674
Do you remember Mouth's dialogue at all?

>>81904760
>without black people

Wrong. The Haradrim were described as 'dark skinned' by Tolkien. Khandish were Mongols/Asians.

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>>81918068
also contrast Mystique's portrayal with the J-lard character from the 2010s

>>81910220

If WFRR wouldn't be made today it's because Hollywood has become almost completely adverse to novel ideas.

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imagine the tweets and BLM protesting after some SJW on the set snapped a pic of this during production...they'd be rioting and burning down any kinoplex trying to show it

>>81918060
Didn't Eli Roth make a shitty copy of this only a few years ago?

Also to be fair it barely got made back then, considering the controversies surrounding it.

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>>81918057
Yea, I saw him like that for the first time on Whose Line

>>81910687

Think you missed the point a bit. WFRR is riddled with commentary about American culture, including race relations in the mid-20th C.

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>all the sharks are explicitely female
>both survivors are men

now imagine if antifu sacrificed herself in Jurassic World to stop the shitstorm she was responsible for

>>81901178
>idea

no, it's just a fact

>>81899294

You realise that was the point, right? That was the entire reason that it *worked*. Mel Brooks got it.

>>81899741

He'll do it! He's crazy!

>>81917674
The truffle shuffle would trigger the fatties these days.

>>81899294
The dance scene with Dom Deluise at the end. Lot of howls in that movie.

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>>81898919

>>81917303
Why not? The changes made to the original film only made the British seem weaker. In reality many of the niggers had rifles too.

>>81918611

Alt-right do not like depictions of strong natives using modern weapons defeating strong European invaders.

They seem to think that the rest of the world was undeveloped, and they get very angry when you show them otherwise. A film about it would freak them out.

Prediction: if they remade Zulu Dawn, alt-right trolls would demand a sequel that shows a battle Europeans won

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Could this get made today?

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World Peace

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>>81918419
>this was a fat kid in the 80s
How things have changed

>>81918683
Yeah! You show those FASCISTS, anon! GOOD NIGHT WHITE PRIDE

You fuckers are unbelievably dense narrow-minded idiots. Go cry about your bogeyman somewhere else.

>>81918611
They had rifles in the movies, but they couldn't aim for shit, just like real life.