ITT: Film Adaptations stuck in development hell

Hopefully it and all other vidya movies stay there

They'd probably just turn it into some LotR styled schlock.

>>81896952
I'd like an adaptation that is like Ashes of Time.

Also Ashes of Time is underrated.

Would be kino if they made this without anyone saying anything the entire movie.

>>81896952
Lol, what story? That purely about the gameplay. And for the record, that flying colosi sucked ass.

>>81898159
It'd be a nice exercise in telling a story with as little information given as possible. Could be good.

>>81896952
this and ico should never be movies.

>>81897152
AoT is GOAT

>>81896952
I don't know how the hell they expect to make this into a movie but I do know they will totally screw it up and the only thing that will make it recognizable is that colossi on the cover.

>>81896952
>Josh Trank was slated to direct it
wew

>film
>story telling medium
>about a game with minimalist story

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>>81896952
pls never make this, thanks

>>81898930
i could live with those movies only if they're not made in murrica

murrica destroys stuff

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>>81899199
>film
>storytelling medium
say that to his face fucker not online see what happens

What are your favorite colossi?

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>>81896952

How would this movie work? It has the same fucking issue that every video game movie has, only worse. The story is progressed over levels or, in this case, colossi. No matter how much you cut, or how long the film is, you are still going to have to have a fucking montage of wander killing 5-6.

>>81899319
as opposed to what? shitty japanese weeaboo adaptations of anime and videogames?
I know your ass hasn't seen the Attack on Titan live action duology

>>81898159
Samsara
-Qatsi movies
Babies
etc. etc.

I am convinced that Half-Life is in development hell.

>>81899879
glad this didn't happen

Several Japanese/video game properties are in development hell.

Akira
Robotech
Pokemon
Halo

Nintendo has had offers but..... never takes any of them any more.

>>81899879
why is this so overrated

>>81900517
Wasn't Tarantino gonna make that at some point?

>>81899319
no u

>>81898159
There was a story. Guys {REDACTED} Is sacrificed so he steals a ancient sword and goes to the promised land to bringe her back to life. Dormin manipulates him into killing the collosi(his seals) he then revives through wander. Then the villagers show up and seal dormin away making Wander a baby.

>>81896952
Thank God, this game would never work as a Film.