Anytime

Why didn't he use a knife instead of a disposable razor?

I think about this scene every time I shave desu

why shave if you have no beard

>>81896432
>he's never shaved sweat before

seriously what did your father teach you growing up

>>81896409
I think about Homer

>tfw a fucking cartoon taught me how to shave

Talking about simpsons, isn't it funny how it has tons of references to other movies but has none about the Predator? what's up with that?

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>fell for the dollar shave club meme
>blades go blunt in less than a week

kinda sad that they already covered the best idea for Predator and then the second best idea in Predator 2.

>>81896495
Google "stropping"

>>81896516
Not really. Better they got made back then rather than in 2017 where it'd be a CGI shitfest with tonnes of diversity™

>>81896473
wouldn't that be terrible for your skin?

IMMA HAVE ME SUM FUN

IMMAVMESOMFUNN

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>>81896495
call me a fedora but I bought a safety razor and blades for like 30 bucks and thats lasted me 2+ years so far, you can get a really close shave using one

Was this OCD behavior?

>>81896566
the original film was full of diversity as well you alt-right crybaby

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>not using pic related

why you guys shave like neanderthalus piticus?

>>81896476
Apparently there's a reference in "Bart's Dog Gets an F".

I'm watching it now to see.

>>81896635
Safety razors aren't meme tier for the reason you just said - they're incredibly economical

>>81896962
The diversity back then was organic and not forced -- unlike today where it's used as a marketing gimmick.

Stop getting triggered by alt-right stuff, you alt-left crybaby.

The reason niggers can't grow beards as well as whites is because they lack the male hormones, look it up

>>81896635
Debating getting one of these, tired of shitty cartridge razors desu.

>>81897045
>it was good diversity i don't like bad diversity btw niggers suck

>>81896974
just started using an electrical razor and I'm not happpy with it. to actually get all thei hair it takes much longer than just wet shaving

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*kicks down your door*

I don't care who you are back in the world.
You give away my position one more time,
I'll bleed you,
real quiet,
and leave you here.

GOT THAT?!?

>tfw razors bumps my skin and makes it red

>>81897066
they're worth checking out, I don't regret making the switch

>>81896974
mine can't shave my neck hairs, so I use
>>81896635

>>81896635
Sheeeit spent $10 for 500 razors. I keep used razors dry and I only need to toss them once every 2 weeks

>>81896974
I wish I lived in an alternate universe where any of these ever gave a remotely close shave.

>>81896476
>tear off some teensy little squares
>and put one there and there and there
>anywhere that you're bleeding

>>81896974
this is the only thing I can use or I can massive red bumps on my neck

>>81896359
I shaved my face today for the first time since high school and all I thought about was Predator

>>81896359
Predator was still the best movie ever

fucking plebs it's a disposable face squeegy to remove excess sweat.
Towels take up too much room.

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>>81896359
>so I says, "jeese you got a big pussy, jeese you got a big pussy"

>>81896635
I have a safety razor but the gilette mach 3 razors are easier and give me a closer shave

Safety razor I have to shave over my head like 3 times with and against the grain

>>81897434
>I went to my girlfriend and told her I'd like a little pussy
>She said "so would I, mine's as big as a house!!!!"
>....big as a house.....don't you get it....

>>81897411
thats why it cut his face? fukn idiot

>>81897378
I have to trim my neckbeard so I don't get those fucking bumps, if I shave it with a normal razor I get a rash all over my face and if I use an electrical razor I get bumps on my fucking adamsapple.

>>81896359
>he doesnt shave while driving to work to save time

>>81897472
>he thought i was serious

Stick Around>>81897468

I don't understand what the stigma is against disposable razors, I've shave drunk as shit and I've never nicked myself

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.

Mine's as big as a house

>>81897099
Who are you quoting?

Dumb redditor.

>>81897534
TMW the DVD re release they changed it to maggots

>>81897486
>i was j-just pretending!

>>81897576
PC gone mad

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>>81897311

it's possible. at least i think that's good enough. takes fucking forever though

>>81897672
lol chinlet you don't have any facial hair to begin with

>>81897066
If you have thick beard and/or only like to shave once it gets thick it's fucking godsend.

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>>81897447

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>ITT: shaving plebs
'No.'

Why does my skin hurt when shaving, maybe I'm fucking up somehow, specially in the goatee area, it's like my hairs get pulled or something. Have tried different razors and shaving gels and same thing. Is it normal anons?

>>81897991
how many times do you go over the same area?

do you use pre-shave/after-shave lotions?

You might just have really sensitive skin.

>>81897672
f e t a l
a l c o h o l
s y n d r o m e

>>81897534
Here we are again bro, just you and me.
Same kinda moon, same kinda jungle. Real number ten night, remember? Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat, we walk out just you and me, nobody else. Right on top of 'em. Not a scratch, not a fuck'n scratch. You know what ever got you, It's gone come back again and when it does I'm gone cut yo nae right into him.
I'm
gonna
cut
your
name
into 'em

>>81897672
What did you do to deserve a chin like that?
There's no way the universe is that cruel.

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>>81897534
asexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me

>>81898339
>>81898244
>>81897831
well there goes all my self esteem, never see myself from the side, didnt even know something was wrong

>>81898445
You shouldn't post pictures of yourself on 4chan brotendo, you'll just get comments on your worst features.

But come on, really? How are you not aware of that chin(or should I say lack thereof)?

>>81898518
>How are you not aware of that chin
imo it looks fine from the front, also had a goatee for the longest time, probably stop shaving again now

>>81898556
dear god what did your goatee look like

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>>81898633

>>81898695
if you have a girlfriend, you shouldn't.

>>81898781
i've had many actually, this is all really coming as a surprise.

>>81898695
>>81898695
good lord

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what are some shave-a-kinos?

>>81898695
>Brian Redban pre Hollywood
But flavor clouds you roll bro???

>Went bald at 21
>But half-black, have a good head shape, and can grow a full beard

>>81898897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fc36Hc2n2s

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>>81898897

>>81898926
I have not the slightest clue what that is supposed to tell me

>>81898938
the white man fears the mulatto

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>>81898897

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>>81898897
the scene from Mississippi Burning

>>81898695
So were you purposely trying to go for the "I live in a town with less than 10,000 people" look?

https://youtu.be/Jo4xiYESWvo

>>81898992
You give off vapefag vibes

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>>81899119

>all that blood

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is it too autistic to get one of these?

>>81898897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdNSlyrbcDY

alright lads, contacted my local plastical surgeon for a sliding genioplasty. wish me luck

>>81897972

I once grew my mustache super long and never trimmed it so it grew like a curtain over my mouth. I thought it was funny until I got sick and threw up in it.

>>81896779
probably, pretty minor considering the mental stress

>>81899119
lol she's terrible. why would someone spend money (i'm assuming this guy spend a lot) to get your head shaved?
also does anyone watch an entire 22 minute long video of a guy getting his head shaved?

>>81900486

I watched it at x2 speed while shaving and sliced up my head something fierce trying to keep up with the video.

>>81897447
Ah, yeah I wouldn't try shaving my head with a safety razor

>>81896394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF3y_ocbXfQ

>>81899119
why not just nair your entire head?

>>81899119
Holy fuck this gives me some really nice tinglies.

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>>81896495

Sit the blade in some oil when you're not using it.

It's stops the thing from rusting on a micro scale and leaves it sharp for months on end.

Then do some stropping.

>>tfw used the same razor to self harm for over 5 months.

>>81897270
>500 razors
How do people dispose of all the used up razors in the world? That shits gotta be a hazard if its just dumped somewhere.

>>81900486
ASMR videos have a pretty big audience. I thought it was weird at first but then I realized how painfully lonely I am https://youtu.be/efrnZ3WZfOI

>>81896495
>use dollar shave club razors
>bleed everywhere

pieces of SHIT

>>81902106
i think of this every time i throw disposable blades away.

there needs to be a razor blade recycling program

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>tfw havent shaved in over 6 months

>>81902448

They are metal. Take that shit down to a recycling depot.

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>>81902543
>haven't shaved in a week
>dying to get this itchy scratchy shit off my face but too lazy at the moment

I don't know how you beardcucks do it

>>81897045
>The diversity back then was organic and not forced -- unlike today where it's used as a marketing gimmick.

It's all the same. You're just a whiny little baby.

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>>81896359
>mfw Predator thread

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>couldn't grow a beard till late 20s
>get gf
>gf loves beard

I knew there was a reason i wanted to be able to grow one since being a kid.

arnold has a great beard, shame we didn't see it more in his prime. looked pretty badass

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>>81896359

>>81897672
is this who i think it is, heard you moved to vegas

>>81897672
JUST

>>81898695
NONONO

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>>81896359
[LAUGH INTENSIFIES]

>you will never set clever booby traps
>You will never build your own bow and arrow
>you will never disassemble your grenades and arm arrows with the explosives
>you will never cover yourself with mud in a badass manor
>you will never light a torch and roar at the top of your lungs in a challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXcgKjPy0v8

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>>81896359
>Thanks

>>81903079
A couple hours ago I shouted at a pack of Coyotes to shut the fuck up as they were howling and preparing to attack. That was fun.

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>>81896359
>You're one ugly motherfucker

>>81897672
My friend wants to see your feet haha

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>>81896359

>GET TO THA CHOPPA

>>81902106
>>81902448
>buy a hazardous medical instrument receptacle for $3
>take to recycling center near you when full

>>81898897
holy shit look at how he's sweating

>>81897121
You have to get the serious shit. 200 dollars or more.

Those three circle area electric shavers are garbage.

>>81902106
the blade is like .0 something of a millimeter thick. It'll rust away to nothing in less than a year.

>>81898971
Tough customer desu

>>81903079
>badass manor

Predator took place in a Central American jungle, not in an English estate owned by Lord Badass

>>81898897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otxlzSMcBTo

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>>81899191
Aftershave burns the fuck out of your face due to open pores after shaving. A warm damp towel feels much better

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Should I grow a beard?
>just got back from the gym when I took this

>>81896495
the blades are disgned to last like 3 shaves anyway

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>>81896974
>not using pic related + shaving cream so thick hairs don't get everywhere
>then using disposable to clean up and smooth out face

Best shaves of my life

>>81907008
i think we just found the new wolverine boys

>>81907008
I'M NOT LOCKED HERE WITH YOU

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>>81903016

>>81907008
i'd like to see me17 please.

>>81907607
this

>>81896635

I use this, too. I get razor bumps every time I use an electric razor, and disposable razors go dull in no time.

>>81896495
>falling for any of the meme garbage that joe rogan tries to sell you

>>81896974
They always miss spots, the shave is never close and if your hair is coarse it'll give you ingrown hairs. I have one and I use it if I'm in a rush, but I wouldn't recommend it as a permanent solution.

>>81896359

>that shitty women's razor

>>81897672
>that chin
Might as well go on hrt.

>>81898695
Suits you and hides your chin. Grow it out again.

>>81902106
>remove used razor blade
>suddenly get the urge to chew on it

Help

>>81908959
Women razors are ten times better than male ones desu senpai

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>>81898897

Such a good movie. I watch it with my mates every now and then, we're all hard the whole time and then we go home and fuck our gfs so hard. They hateeeeee predator night because they can't walk right for a week after.

>>81898971
>that dirty gun

Lazy mofo.

>>81896996
Santa's Little Helper's vision is Predator-esque I suppose. Mainly the visual and sound distortion

>>81907470
my sides

>>81909871
>>/fit/

>>81898897
https://youtu.be/BZk-nIy9RY8

>>81896495
>fell for the shaving m eme
>doesnt trim

>>81897972
most of us have pubes on our face

>>81902865

what the actual fuck didn't realise he only had like 2% bodyfat. Why was he so skinny in the predator?

>>81896495

try using DR CARVEYS EASY SHAVE BUDDDDAAAAHHHHHH

>>81901956

>"tfw used the same razor to self harm for over 5 months."


Hey at least you were hygienic about it. You could of let that baby fester with all kinds of crap and then self-harmed on a micro-biological scale!

>>81896635
i recently started using a safety razor as well. i had impossible irritation before using it, and as long as i shave properly (with the grain) i have very few issues with shaving with a safety razor. definitely a better option than the disposables.

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>>81907008
How do you like your bitch tits?

>>81909228
It's amazing how easy it is to kill a human being. A bit unnerving, really.

>>81906980
thats the feeling you go for with aftershave

smells great and feels great

>>81911823
nah
I have a mixture of witch hazel, tee tree oil, and lavender oil that I use as an aftershave, far better than whatever plastic fantastic shit they put in commercial aftershaves that are spiked with alcohol
in an emergency I'll use some balm, but never one of those killer splashes that make your feel feel like it's on fire

>>81911876
Aqua Velva is literally the best aftershave and the alcohol feeling is the best feeling in the world

>>81896394
Because that's something only tryhard hipsters do?

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>tfw never taught how to shave and only ever used an electric shaver

>>81911991
shaving is for women, real men have beards.

>>81896495
Isn't that the point? The fucking $15 Gilette blades I buy also go blunt after a week

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>>81912035

>>81897129

>forgetting the "like a pig" line

step it up senpai

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>>81896359
Fuck you, man!

>>81912053
hey senpai, I need glasses Can't see shit without them.

>>81912053
stay mad, beardlet.

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>>81899063
>>81898971
>Now right out there on that porch three times a week for fifty years, old Ben here would shave my daddy with a straight razor. Now if I was old Ben, I would have cut my daddy's goddamn throat, and it wouldn't have taken me no fifty years to do it neither. But he never did. Why not? You see, the science of phrenology is crucial to understanding the separation about two species.

I shave with a pair of clippers takes literally about 30 seconds

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>>81896359
Care for a shave squire?

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>>81898897
Unironically Burton's best and Depp's last good role.

>/tv/ is filled with literally twink faggots

No wonder it's gone down the drain.

>>81902106
The razors I got came in a plastic case of like 10. You slide the paper wrapped razors out of the top and slide the used razors into the bottom. That way when all the razors are used up you safely throw away of the plastic container.

>>81912282
This. I look better with a 3-days beard anyway. I just shave my neckbeard on top of that in the shower with 1$ razors, otherwise it'll fuse with my chest hairs

>>81896974
>paying $999.99 for a non-standardized component
They've got you buy the balls. They can charge you as much as they like so long as it's cheaper than buying an entirely new electric shaver.

>>81896432
How do you think you maintain having no beard?
>Can't believe I responded to this shit desu

>>81906450
Underrated

>>81907008
T H I C C

>>81902656
It stops itching once it grows long enough.

Until where do you trim your neckbeard so the jump from trimmed to beard doesn't look weird?

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>>81902830

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>>81907008
>those chest genetics
i'm so sorry.

>>81912997
starting from scratch is the only way. keep it clean(just rinse with water), only soap it up when you do you other hairI(if you are bald, twice a week minimum), comb/brush it at least once a day. If your going for length maybe trim 1/4 inch every 2-3 months.

>He cant handle alcohol-based aftershave

I like it because I have a greasy scalp and it dries it out when I shave my head.


For my face I line my beard up below my earlobes, taper it to the chin with 2mm,3mm,5mm, then 8mm around the chin and I have a moustache that connects perfectly to me beard.

I feel bad for beardlets. I am a hairlet but at least I am black so nobody cares

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>>81896359
>mfw when my girlfriend had immense fiber intake before sex.

>>81913898
BBBBBBRRRAAPPPPFF

*ssssnnniiiffff*

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Don't forget your styptic pencil.

>>81896495
>buy $5 pack of 8 disposables
>use each one 3-6 times
>toss it when it gets shitty
>buy maybe 3 packs a year
Why exactly do you faggots invest in these trumped up, 8 blade, ultra-lube, double penetration, extra sleek, skin soothing, ultra-conforming, flex-design, lace-trimmed, thrice ribbed brand name razors anyway?

>>81897672
>those patches on the adam's apple
Jesus anon

>>81897606
not the same guy, but he definitely wasn't being seriousfaggot :^)

>>81898695
Chin is fine
Mustache is far too thin and patchy.

use a comb and scissors to get a straight line across your inner lip and work your way out

>>81896359
>>81912117
I'd ship it

>>81897672
White "men" everybody

Anyone use a straight razor? I want to get one but I have no idea what to look for. I only shave the top of my cheeks and my neck to line up my beard and I think the straight razor would better for accuracy.

>>81899119
>no comfy wooden interior
>no local assholes bantering with the barber
>no game on to pass the time
>not even some jazz
>not a single cigar in the room
>not a single pair of balls either
>"Barber"

When I was a kid my mom took me to the local barber and it was the most absolutely /comfy/ place I've ever been in my life. In fact, I think I'll go get a cut today.

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who /predator2/ here?

>>81906980
>feels better
not the point. You use aftershave to close your pores. A warm towel definitely feels great but shouldn't be applied without the use of aftershave

>>81914669
It's pretty good, a solid 8/10, but P1 is a 9/10 and 2 just can't compete

>>81912053
>real men have beards
>real men have mustaches
alpha males have powerplay horseshoes, and goatees.

>>81914256

This.

I buy a £1 pack of razors. They're not even bad razors. Come withe 8 replacement heads and the body of the razor. Shave once a week, every week. Use a brand new head for each session. £1 pack lasts for two months. I spend liteally £6 a year on razor blades and get the end effect as all these ponces who spend £30 a month on super duper closer than you can get sixty bladed arse wiper razors.

>>81898695
flyover detected

>>81914669
FUKIN VOODOO MAHJIC MAHN!

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>it's a 200 plus posts Predator thread and no one mentions the show because it's a dead meme episode

feels bad desu

>>81900703
lol

>>81897045
>B-but it's different REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/pol/

>>81897576
They didn't

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>this entire thread

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>>81915838
no, you

>>81914612
Yeah. I think on balance using a DE razor is more convenient, but I have a few straights that I use from time to time. Main issue is keeping them in good condition requires a bit more effort, but shaving with a straight is quite a fun thing to do from time to time

>>81898955

man Clint was so handsome and effortlessly cool, no homo.

>>81915892
>tfw you soft reboot your own legacy into generic SJW shit with gangsta rappers and a literally autistic kid as main characters

I don't know about you guys, but personally, I'm going to love this new movie.

>tfw can't grow a beard.

I shave like once a month to get a bit of growth off, or not if I'm lazy.

>>81916280
Klinefelter's is a bitch, man.

>>81914669
I unironically love Predator 2.

Sure it's nowhere close to the original, but it's still a great time.

>>81896635
safety razor is amazing as long as you shave properly. now with the power of youtube even fatherless anons can learn. highly recommend switching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps88RU_BXlA

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>>81896495
>being a disposable cuck

>>81917389
tfw every razor you've owned has been shit compared to simple disposable gilettes.

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>>81897123

They don't make movies like this anymore.

>>81897434
>Reading Sergeant Rock

Ma commando

>>81898897
https://youtu.be/aIdGoAn7Fbs?t=5m1s

>>81907008

>cycles roids
>no gains
>acne
>gyno

Hate to break it to you, brah but

>>81898695
I don't get it , how is this a flyover?

>>81900703
Top kek

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>needing a close shave
Only if you have horribad patchy stubble.

Otherwise, what is the point? There are no jobs whatsoever that require you to not even have stubble. Only exception perhaps being if you're military bootcamp or reservist.