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Why Superman and Supergirl don't have kids to save their race?

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Why Superman and Supergirl don't have kids to save their race?
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>>81895455
Because he's a cuck and want to watch her get BLACKED
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>>81895455
They're siblings
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>>81895455
Why doesn't Superman sit that big fat ass on my face?
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>>81895487
That only makes it bettet
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>>81895487
They're cousins. It would be fine. I mean not in the long term but for one generation it would be fine
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>>81895552
incest is only ok when it's with cousins and both are of the same sex
anything else is degeneracy
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>>81895487
Like two kyptonian beings are going to pass negative gene traits on to their offspring

FUCKY FUCKY NOW CLARK
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>>81895498
fag
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>>81895455
Yeah they dont even look related plus cousins are fair game
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>>81895617
He has a nicer ass than every woman in your life though.
Nothing gay with wanting to eat a premium quality butt.
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>>81895487
My Little Supergirl Can't Be This Cute!
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One time all the men on earth died
Superman repopulated the planet
But all his kids had super powers
And he was a deadbeat dad who fucked off
So all his kids were little shits with super powers who fucked shit up
Superman is a lousy dad
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>>81895455
can kriptonians breed with humans?

their perceptible phenotypical traits are literally the same
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>>81895455
Not to be that guy but neither of them look super attractive from this angle
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>>81896082
>my waifu
>not attractive

Die
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>>81896082
Why does supergirl look like a 50 year old, heavily potoshopped, woman?
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>>81895455
Pure breeding only creates mentally unstable idiots.

Examples are France, Spain, The British Empire, China, Germany, Russian Empire a few horses added to their mix, USA, and of course The Roman Empire.

God fucking damn is incest really THAT popular as a fetish?
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>>81895455
Because Superman is a fucking Spic you retard.
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>>81896333
Inbreeding does not cause problems like people think, it just brings deleterious genes to the forefront. If you have no harmful recessive genes, inbreeding just simply makes it possible for the best cultivation of your genes. It can essentially get rid of all the bad ones, if you let it work itself out. Hence why some plants are remained inbred because they're already pure from inbreeding depressions.
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Even if the first generation worked out they'd be fucked for the second one. One couple can't really save a race unless Kryptonians also happen to have some sort of incest super powers
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>>81895455
This.
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Just post the pictures of her getting fucked already.
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>>81896427
>If you have no harmful recessive genes
>If

Literally too many these days, combined with the genes we got from our ancestors fucking neanderthal women or neanderthal's fucking our female ancestors.

IF we ever truly wanted a literally perfect pure human being to exist, we would have to genetically modify and engineer one, and grow it in a fully functioning artificial womb.
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>>81896427
Arent first cousins are only like 6% more inbred than the general population to begin with?
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>>81896441
They just need to have a fuckton of kids.
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Wtf that Superman looks like a fucking alien
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>>81896700
well he is tbf
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>>81895455
EXTREMELY problematic
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Pretty sure they could just use some of the fancy Kryptonian science to make science babies out of their own DNA. But I'd still smash supergirl in Kalel's shoes cause she's hot.
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>>81896766
Sex looks boring
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>>81896814
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>>81896766
who took the picture?
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>>81896333
Dont forget sweden
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>>81895487
That might not be a concern biologically. Maybe the concept of chromosomes doesn't apply to them, so any genetic ailments within their offspring may not occur. As for whether it's a moral concern...
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>>81896515
a kryptonian with retard-strength holy shit he would be unstoppable...
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>>81896840
her husband
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>>81896839
Changed my mind
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>>81896840
The same one who took the pic of Neil Armstrong descending on the moon.
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>>81896766
This picture makes me so depressed because I remember I'll never be with her. Seeing qts with chads triggers me more than blacked for some reason.
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>>81896427
>It can essentially get rid of all the bad ones
This

But only if the girl is young like 14-15 otherwise the dna deterioration and old useless eggs will lead into bad genes
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>>81896878
ex husband
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>>81895455
what an awful superman, is he turkish or something?
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>>81895455
they're not the last. what about zod and the other aliens?

also, i assume fortress of solitude computer has several full dna samples just in case
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>>81896971
>>81896908
>>81896896
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>>81897019
I still dont get the appeal of putting a penis in a vagina
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>>81897019
;_; stawp
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>>81896766
Honestly, Chad's hotter than she. Good for her.
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>>81895455
It's 2017 and all men in TV shows are gay.
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Superman's catching bigger fish
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>>81895455
Why does superman have a mild case of derp?
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>>81896002
>can kriptonians breed with humans?
No.

Superman's penis would basically be an assault rifle in any human female's body. He would have an orgasm and...well, you can imagine.
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>>81897083
its comfy but kissing is nicer
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>>81897231
A canonically gay superman would be too controversial: he could go on an anal raping spree, and nobody could stop it.
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>>81897083
Are you gay and in london
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>>81895455
What is inbreeding.
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>>81897351
Lois and Clark fucked...
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>>81897620
probably used a kryptonite condom.
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>>81895455
is this still a show? I thought it would get cancelled after the first episode

>>81895484
XD
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>muh inbreeding
>implying the genes aren't superpowered and couldn't correct any defects
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>>81895455
Why does this Superman look so much like Alfred Molina's Doctor Octopus?
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Isn't Supergirl not a true kryptonian? I remember in the Death of Superman series Doomsday punches her in the fucking face and she literally melts. I think she was some kind of genetic experiment using kryptonian DNA and worked for Lex Luthor in that comic.
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>>81898512
In the tv show she is a true kryptonian
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>>81898512
There's different versions of her. There's one where she's his cousin, one where she's his cousin but from an alternate universe, and then one where she's like a clone baby by Lex. I think there's also a Supergirl who is Superman's future daughter but who knows.
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>>81897274
sauce me up
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>>81895487
they're not human so what does it matter?
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>>81895455

Why is Superman mexican?
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>>81898512
would a non-kryptonian have such a delicious neck?
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>>81895564
You rape your cousins don't you?
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>>81895484
No, she needs to get LENA'd.
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What's wrong with this niggas eyes
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>>81898995
>delicious neck?
Wew lad
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>>81896766
Look at that book in the top left on the shelf.

>Annie Lebovitz

/pol/ is always right
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>>81897274
Sauce, nigger. In return, pic related
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>>81899356
>ywn lick that neck
just stab me with a kryptonite spear already
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how many costars do you think fuck each other?
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>>81898939
Because he's an alien.
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>>81900965

>ywn break her hymen
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>>81900965
Looks like she was grabbed by the pussy
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>>81895487
>not wanting a superbaby with retard strength

I reckon it'd probably be able to BTFO superman
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What episode did she convert?
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>>81901194
By Trump's Kryptonite hands.
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>>81897351
they could breed under red son radiation.

But then, the human female would have to remain under red son radiation until she gave birth so the baby doesn't fuck her up from inside.
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>>81898939
Because he's not.
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>>81895564
>tfw never got to succ my cousins
>tfw never got the succ
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Superman really looks like an ayy lmao! in this iteration
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>>81895694
Which comic book?
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>>81897351
>Superman's penis would basically be an assault rifle in any human female's body.
So... literally no real difference from a regular human penis and human load?
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>>81897381
Kissing while inside a vagina is the best though
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>>81903364
If Kryptonian women have ultra-strong cervix's then the sperm need to be super-strength to penetrate to the uterus. Then they would need to punch into a bullet-proof egg.

It would be lethal to a human. And even if you impregnated a human, the first time that baby kicks she's going to have a fucking hernia or new hole in her abdomen.
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>>81903407
But the baby wouldn't absorb any yellow sun while in the womb, right? And the sperm wouldn't Have to evolve to be super strong because they normally live under the red sun of krypton.
So the real question is do the super powers granted by the earth's yellow sun transfer to superman's sperm?
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>>81901194
>advertisement
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Because if they did superman wouldn't be able to justify his actions anymore, also Bruce would manipulate the shit outta the youngling to fight against superman.
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>>81896878
>condom

hahaha cuck
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>>81899671
aye, its from Wonder Woman xxx.
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>>81896002


Yes. Lois and Clark have a child in the Curren main universe.
If yiu count Wonder Woman as human, she has had a kid with him too.
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>Mexican Superman

That's actually the kid from Road to Perdition.

And he's a better Superman than Henry "The World's Handsomest Fence Post" Cavill.
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>>81904621
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>>81903616
Doesn't matter how strong his sperm is, his dick is going to shoot it faster than a speeding bullet right through her entire body.
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>>81895455

The risk of birthing an inbred retard with super retard strength is too great
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>>81900965
> Lena and Kara scene preview.
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>>81897019
>>81896878
>dicklet
PFFFHAHAHAH
probably is cut too, but you can't really tell with a condom.
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>>81904873
retards are already super-strong a retard from super-strong parents would have retard-retard strength
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>>81905040
And still banging a beautiful woman while you fap to hentai. Stop watching porn, kid. Most women don't crave a 10'' dick.
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>>81905100
don't you mean super retard strength?
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>>81899244
He's an AYYYYlien
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>>81904463
Can't find IT
Anybody got a link?

>also Post more WebMs
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Having white babies to save your race is wrong.
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>>81905447
here https://idope.se/torrent/wonder%20woman%20xxx/a8fb10af5c190f80b731a88ebbb53ab73af25955/

She was in the Superman one too but they dont do more than this
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>>81895455
can you imagine a Super-Retard? Retard Strength is scary enough without magnifying it by 1000.
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>>81899671
green lantern doesn't have hypnotism powers
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>Superman impregnates a normal human women
>baby starts kicking
>mother dies because of the internal damage done

Yeah this does make sense.
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>>81905938
Baby wouldnt be exposed to sunlight yet :^)
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>>81905539
Tfw this Wonder Woman looks better than Gadot
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Why doesn't clark ever help super girl?

I mean, he should at least MEET the guy calling himself cyborg superman even though cyborg martian man hunter would make more sense in this show.

Oh, how about the fact that your planetary neighbors showed up and are currently floating over your cousins city? Or how about the fact your cousin is dating someone that would be able to give you unique insights into how your planet was perceived...maybe say what's up to him? What about the fact the mother of your greatest enemy, who hates you and LITERALLY tried to kill your cousin and abducted one of the people your pawned her off onto because you couldn't be arsed to try and help a member of your own family adjust to life on a planet?

Naw, this clark is a cunt. There's not even a reason he shouldn't be helping her. It's not like he's dead or on another planet. He just doesn't care about her.
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>>81906047
What's 3×7?
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>>81904463
>0:13
GodDAMNIT. Why are all these fucking porn actors trained to do that stupid sneer whenever possible? It's the most un-Supermanlike facial expression it is possible to fucking do! FUCK this guy!
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>>81907663
Your autism is cute.
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>>81906221

it's not his show.

Should've just made the show about a world where Kara survived Krypton's destruction but he didn't.
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>>81907925
Autism my ass. If I was his director I would have blistered his fucking ass for looking like he's about to call Wonder Woman a whore and tell her to suck his dick. This is supposed to be fucking Superman, the expressions and acting is as important as the costumes. If you're not going all the way then what's the fucking point? Why even pay for these fancy sets? Just have stupid cosplay sex in that case.
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>>81908013
And he's still directing the best parodies out there. Its up to you to show him who's boss.
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>>81908116
>And he's still directing the best parodies out there.
Only parodies as far as I can tell. Did DC sell him the fucking exclusive rights or what?
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>>81908238
The thing about parodies is theyre called that because they dont have the rights
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>>81908301
Then why's this hack the only one doing them?
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>>81896900
How did they fit the Apollo Lunar Module in their bedroom?
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>>81908316
I dunno, I think he just really likes comics. Brazzers is doing some too.
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Why does superman look like shit now?
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>>81909196

Goddamn Teri Hatcher Lois was stunning
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>>81895487
Not an argument
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Because that would be racist and perpetuating Kryptonian privilege.
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>>81896850
im not sure you are capable of understanding how retarded you are
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>>81909196
>Why does superman look like shit now?
What?
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>>81896878
fuck, just realised shes got his balls in her hand
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>>81898787
Man of Steel XXX
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>>81909503
>>81909503
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>81895455
Is that really Superman in the show? Please say it's Superboy.
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>>81909634

It's Bizarro
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>>81895484
But she's dating Mon-El now

Jimmy's all alone
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>>81909634
It's Superman

And he's still better than Snyderman
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>>81895694
damn is this some porno comic where they force milked his cock for cum to impregnate all the women of the world?
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>>81895455
Did they see The Force Awakens and decide "let's get a Guatemalan to play Superman"?
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>>81909963

/tv/ is terrible at identifying ethnicities
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>>81895455
he must wait until she matures into superwoman
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>>81895455
CW actually cast someone as supes who looks like an ayyyy lmao.
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>>81910102
That faggot is probably from /pol/ where you are white only if you are blonde, blue eyed and born in Scandinavia.
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>>81910287
No. I just thought he wasn't white. Stop going on a diatribe because I misjudged a swarthy dark hair dark eyed random actor.
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>>81904692
Yes the sperm would travel throughout her bloodstream and organs therefore infusing her with superstrength and durability of her own. Haven't you fucks ever read a comic book?

>>81904873
This actually happened in the Old Man Logan comic, The hulk kept killing all the superheroes he was fucking because super strength so he ended up having to marry She-hulk(his cousin). They had a bunch of incest kids who came out all retarded and shit
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>>81895455
That guys looks like a CGI cross between Cavill and Shannon.
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>>81905103
>This is what dicklets ACTUALLY believe
Settle down there dicklet, no need to get angry lmao
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>>81912148
ayyy lmao neet, you want a 10 inch cock so that you can suck yourself
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>>81912283
ive done it with six
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>>81905891
>green lantern doesn't have hypnotism powers
Silver age could
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>>81912544
no one cares about silver age of comics
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>>81895455

Because they're cousins, and incestual relationships result in genetically flawed children who will spread genetic defects on throughout the generations for hundreds, even thousands of years to come.
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>>81909237
She definitely had some work done on her face
Dean Cain looks bloated is all
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>>81909196
Every noticed how Clark Kent and Superman are never in the same place at the same time?
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