Amy Schumer Snatched

>Snatched
>Snatch
the movie's title is literally a 'muh vagina' joke...

Will it be the alt-right trolls fault when this movie tanks?

File: snatch_61905-1280x800.jpg (111KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 1280x800px

>>81894945
>movie called Snatch
>it has literally zero women in it
What did Our Guy Ritchie mean by this?

>>81894914

This movie looks better than Logan desu.

>>81895099
Shut up Amy

>>81895095
Is there a more underrated director?

>>81895095
there are women in snatch m8

>>81895095
one is a heist movie about stealing stuff (snatching)

the other is a movie about nothing and they use snatch as a cheap vagina joke

File: keksi.jpg (15KB, 512x94px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 512x94px

You ready cucks?

File: witnessedorgy.png (193KB, 360x314px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 360x314px

>>81895099
Shut the fuck up

>>81894914
Must be those Netflix trolls

>>81895174
all... bets... are... off


if all bets are off then there can't be any money can there?

>>81894914
>"no, welcome, they arent serving whale seamen"

Yea cause I really needed the joke about whale jizz explained to me

>>81895414
She had a big gun

>>81895414
Yea dad, ya told us.

>>81895457
FOR YOU

File: 1490207193471.png (22KB, 274x242px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 274x242px

>mfw when pressing the dislike button

>>81895530
why do they call him boris the bullet dodger?


... because he dodges bullets avi

Poor Goldie

>>81895630
>schumer puts the final nail in her already failing career
Gee thanks Amy

File: amy schumer.jpg (140KB, 1080x1349px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 1080x1349px

Amy is Hollywood's brightest star.

File: 6576467674.jpg (106KB, 842x360px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 842x360px

Looks kind of fun tbqh sendpies

File: 2462524.jpg (20KB, 306x306px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 306x306px

>>81895829
Even if she worked out to get fit, her face is still a 4/10

File: beastwomyn.jpg (81KB, 600x707px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 600x707px

>>81895857
What the fuck?

File: steven-seagal.jpg (320KB, 2133x1422px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 2133x1422px

no....*inhales*
amy...*exhales*

i'm the only one...*inhales*
whomst'll be doing the...*exhales*

snatching around here *dies from heart failure*

File: 1458614314570.jpg (17KB, 720x405px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 720x405px

>>81894914
Wooooow! A bunch of jobless basement dwelling Drumpftards raided a youtube video with downvotes! SCHUMER WILL NEVER RECOVER

>>81895829
Even with a nice body that face is ms.piggy/10

>>81895153
Gore Verbinski.

>>81896347
Oh Amy let it go. You have so much money. Who cares what we think. So what if everyone knows you're untalented and not funny.

>>81896347
More like an unfunny joke stealing 'comedian' gets whats coming to her.

>>81895029
Alt-right? This looks like a piece of shit. Politics has nothing to do with it.

>>81894914
she looks like shes better in acting roles than as a stand up comedian.

i dont really watch comedies anymore because theyre all trash but she doesnt seem as terrible in this trailer. i did smirk a couple times i cant lie

>>81896347
>look, mom! I'm trolling

What gave it away was that no one likes Amy Schumer.

File: 1478657429858.jpg (72KB, 720x690px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 720x690px

>>81894914
I never watched to ever hear "Amy Schumer" and "Snatch" in the same sentence

I really hate that I have now

Oh god one day she's going to leak her nudes and it's gonna be like the fucking sheboon and people are going to slip them into threads to fuck with people

Man she's the next Rosie O'Donnel. Except less funny.

>>81894914

fuck you OP. I saw this trailer in the theater and it looked like shit... I just laughed like 5 times and felt ashamed.

>this is the movie Goldie Hawn comes out of retirement for

This is just depressing, she was one of the funniest actors in Hollywood in her prime.

That trailer was fucking disgusting, but I must admit I laughed at that Mexican saying he would be unlucky to lay with Amy, and called her melting candle, Amy is such a cuck, a disgusting cuck, honestly wouldnt have sex with her.

>>81896981
Prime Goldie is my waifu. Genuinely funny and super cute. I.loved her in overboard.

File: pepethefrog.jpg (28KB, 975x600px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 975x600px

>>81896707
>Politics has nothing to do with it.
I know but they will blame the alt right for this movie failing just like they did with Ghostbusters.

Funny isn't it? So according to them, there are a small group of woman haters online and yet everything Amy does gets so many dislikes on youtube, badly rated on Netflix and no one wants to see it yet it is all the alt rights fault...

I cannot take living in this fucked up world

>>81898606
Plot twist: the alt right never existed and is just another name for /pol/

File: Amy_Schumer.jpg (3MB, 2336x3504px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2336x3504px

>>81895829

File: BB-S3-David-Costabile-560.jpg (33KB, 560x330px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 560x330px

>>81899817