HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO PLAY SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

HE'D RATHER HAVE

A BUFFALO

TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS YEAR

HE'D RATHER EAT THE ROTTEN ASSHOLE

OF A ROAD KILL SKUNK AND DOWN IT WITH BEER

AND DRINK BEER

>>81893469
HE'S THE ANGRIEST GAMER YOU'VE HEARD

HE'S THE ANGRY NINTENDO NERD

HE LOVES DONALD TRUMP

HE'S THE ANGRY BILLIONAIRE NERD

>>81893507
HE'S THE ANGRY ATARI SEGA NERD

CAUSE I'M SUPER DUPER WITH A BIG TUPER

HE'S THE ANGRY VIDEOGAME NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY CIA

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Based James

FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

HE PLAYS THE WORST GAMES OF ALL TIME

HORRIBLE ABOMINATION OF THE MANKIND

HE REVIEWS THE GAMES THAT HE PLAYS; OFTEN BAD

>>81893566
HE'S GONNA SHOOT AND THROW YOU OUT OF HIS PLANE

THEY MAKE HIM SO MAD HE CAN SPIT OR SAY COWABUNGA???

C O W A F U C K I N P I E C E O F D O G S H I T

is The Accountant any good?

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Long ago. I aku, took you to the future to play the good, modern games, but a foolish nerd with a shitting buffalo dared to go back to the past, to play the shitty games that sucked ass

>>81893735
TO FIND THE EVIL GUY THEY CALL BANE

>>81893570
That was some bizarre manufactured outrage in retrospect

>>81893764
It's essentially a two hour long Autism Speaks advertisement.

this guys is a legend,a true pioneer in gaming,the best of the best,the Hulk Hogan of gaming,he is The Angry Video Game Nerd! there will never be someone like the Nerd,if it wasnt for him there will be no piewdiepie,no creatures......the Nerd's videos have helped me handle depression and they really helped me alot,thanks James!

>>81893570
What was the aftermath of all this? When the reviews started to come out and everyone started to realize it was a piece of shit and Jame's was right?

>>81893264
lol

>>81893743
Castlevania?
More like castle my asshole.

>>81893774
HES THE BIGGEST GUY YOUVE EVER SEEN

>>81894097

Devin Faraci's career ended.

>>81894388
That fat fuck ruined the CHUD boards.

>>81894097
Read some of the reviews critics posted. It's pretty much them saying that everyone who dislikes the movie are whining manbabies.

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>made a three part series based on the fact sometimes people mix up "a" and "the" in movie quotes or titles
Is he autistic?

>>81894993
>you just KNOW

>>81894993
>the dark knight trilogy

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That Sonic 06 review though.

>intro cut to 20 seconds because "muh engagement"
>probably going to exclusively use instrumental themes from now on
>regurgitates shit said by Game Cucks
>shit he could've easily complained about with ShTH but chose not to because he didn't care
>never sounds angry, mostly just bored
>overuse of greenscreen
>that purecringe Forest Gump reference

At least he didn't do anything stupidly over the top with unfunny guests like that last one. And he saved the sponsorship for the end, thank god.

>>81895231
His heart probably wasn't in it and he just did it to stop people asking him to review it constantly

>Yeeeeaaa Word to your mummy, Cinemassacres' Monster Madness 80s-A-Thon will be right back.

so comfy

>>81894993
I'm almost positive James really does have some kind of autism, but he actually knows how to keep it in check.

HAHAAA I TOO THOUGHT THIS WAS JAMES ROLFE (AVGN) AHHHAAA HOW INCREDIBLY WHACKY

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What is this guys deal? He's fucking awful! Mike literally has taken over the entire channel!

Is it true that James is a cuck and Mike has a 10incher?

He really lucked out with that friend of his writing that catchy song 10+ years ago. I can't think of any other YouTuber who has such an iconic theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k15lNSrGjwg

>>81893264
This type of thread would have been banned so fast on /sp/.

I do not understand it.

>>81895231
That horrid review was also sponsored by Fullsail University...

>>81894993

No, he just wanted to ride the wave of Mandela Effect bullshit. Little effort, guaranteed clicks. Don't even blame him.

>>81895231

This was indeed subpar. But fuck me, I never played it, are the loading times really that bad?

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Whatever happened to Boosty? He was the only thing saving that channel and now he's gone.

>>81895417
i think he quit to pursue his music

>>81895417
I miss Bootsy.

The man was the reason I bought that SNES.

Wait what happened to the guitar guy? And does mike really have a big dick?

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What did he mean by this?

>>81895334

>tfw haven't seen Kyle in any nerd videos since Ikari Warriors

And with Bootsy gone as well, it's just not the same anymore

Ryan can fuck right off desu

>>81895231
>never sounds angry, mostly just bored

well he did point out the gameplay is basically just press X to win, especially during combat with sonic locking on automatically to enemies

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Remember the Cheetahmen scam?

>>81895513
Guitar guy got sick and tired of the fame from AVGN and wants nothing to do with it anymore. He's probably still friends with James but he wants to distance himself so his music isn't typecast.

That's why the latest review only credits the cover maker, not the composer.

>>81895417

He was actually good at vidya

Hence he was banished from the channel for showing up James and Mike as the massive casuals they are

>>81893816
this.

>>81893570
man, Patton Oswalt is like everything I hate condensed into one overweight twitter geek

>>81895627
I loved how he basically called them out as shit when he totally raped Silver Surfer.

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>>81895627
>implyiing anyone cares about videogames

>>81893570
That whole this was so stupid on both sides, the defenders of James and the defenders of that awful movie.

>>81893856
autism speaks, its time to listen.

>>81895744
James did literally nothing wrong. To suggest otherwise is insanity.

>>81895371
hi james!

Remember when Mike was likable?
https://youtu.be/_wibltmswYU

>>81895793
What a bitch. Good thing she only made a couple posts.

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>>81893570
>Guyz this movie
>I don't like thiz movie
>So I won't talk about movie but if you guys liek movie thats ok
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING MANBABY BURN IN HELL

>>81895788

>James did literally nothing wrong

>literally making a video about how you're NOT going to see something but it totally doesn't have to do with the politics u guise

It was retarded attention whoring even by YT standards. he could have just said "Not interested in seeing it" on Twitter and left it at that. You can't say you're not trying to start drama by focusing on all the drama you're totally not starting by making a video over it.

That's retardation on the level of latter-day Spoony, he deserved all the shit he got for it. You don't get to slather yourself in honey and run into the woods and then get mad that the bear attacked you and claim you had no idea it would happen.

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>>81895853

>>81895793
this isnt another peter coffin dupe, is it?

>>81895231
He's old now and just doing this shit for a living, I'm not surprised that he puts zero effort now there's only so much shitty games you can take until you become a broken shell of a man

>>81895919
This.

>>81895919
>>81895744
you are profoundly unintelligent

>>81895919
None of what you said made sense.

>>81896104

>you are profoundly unintelligent

>If I dump gasoline all over myself and then light a match as long as I say "I don't want to set myself on fire" I'm absolved of what happens next

This is what you sound like.

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>>81896104

>>81896188
>analogies go where logic and reason dare not tread

>reddiot spacing
>is an idiot
what a surprise

>>81895919
You're an idiot. He made the video because fans kept bugging him about it, so he finally decided to settle once and for all why he won't see it so they'd stop asking.

>>81895919
>guy typically keeps a tight relation with his fans
>fans keep asking him over and over and over if he's going to see the new Ghostbusters
>makes video to address said fans
wow what a FUCKING asshole

>>81895919
But he never followed up on it. All he did was say "not seeing it" and all the drama was all over after a fucking week.

He clearly cares about his fans, and thought they deserved a proper explanation. It wouldn't make any sense for him to just say "lol, not seeing it" in a post. He needed a video to explain his reasonings with visuals. It's not drama. If his fans had any sense they would just shrug and say ok.

Remember back in 2007 when he got millions upon millions of requests to see the TMNT movie? Then when he did a review, he just awkwardly rambled for 5 minutes? He didn't want that to happen again. The movie isn't made for him or his demographic, so why the fuck should he see it?

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Jesus Christ! Fuck Kevin Finn!

>>81896506
Why? Game Glitches is one of my favorites too. Ninja Gaiden wasn't bad either.

>>81895417
He spelled Trump's last name without a "d" and an "f" online and Mike saw.

You know, I've always wondered, Why hasn't James dove into the shitholes of Ye Olde DOS/Commodore 64 gaming?

>>81896745
He's done some Commodore 64 stuff. I think the biggest reason he doesn't do PC stuff is he can't "punish" the game like with cartridges.

>>81895325


BIG

>>81893570
What is the matter with these people? Why in the fuck are they so goddamn immature?

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>>81895417

>>81897044
What the hell, James? What could you possibly lose by keeping Bootsy on?

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>>81895518

He meant that any day now Israel, the middle east, and China will all open their doors to millions of African migrants, and literally invite them to kiss and fuck their women, because they have so much respect for them, their work ethic, law abiding nature, and intelligence....

And yes- scores of MALE immigrants mean that the 50/50 ratio of male/female is disrupted and the native males being cucked by the migrants; a native male is literally standing around holding his dick with no woman to call his own for every male migrant that mates with a native woman.

>>81895325

he looks like napolean

>>81895853
When he was playing a character and saying scripted lines?

Are "sponsored" AVGN episodes the new wave? Will we be hearing James pitch videogame creation universities after every video soon?

>>81898717
I just want him to end the series already with another movie. One that's actually kind of emotional.

>>81894993
No that's actually an interesting episode

>>81893546
HE'S THE ANGRY! VIDEOGAME! NEEEERRRRRDDDDD!

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>>81894993

>>81899722
Now this is a good image

>>81897044
That's fucking bullshit.

He's the Angry Atari, Amiga, CDI, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, Turbografx 16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd

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>>81897097
That's not James, it's all Mike.

>Mike is the one making all the business decisions for CM now
>James is too beta to do anything about it

>>81893816
After watching the Scientist Man video on this, it all makes sense why they did it. Holy fuck was it ever manufactured and false flagged

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Where did it all go so wrong?

my cuisin actually seen the movie so peeps thats didnt see the movie stop hatin_

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>>81900380
I saw the movie and it was honestly one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

>>81897044
;_;7

The King of Comfy

is this worth watching

BACK TO THE PAST SAMURAI JACK

>>81895354
Go back to your ESPN, all male showers, and locker room dongs. Sports loving dullard.

>>81897044
Do we have any idea what happened or was it all behind the scenes?

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>>81895326
>Mike has a 10incher

He did post a picture of his own penis to prove it.

>>81893264

More like Ben Assfleck

>>81901155
Damn..

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>>81901155

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Since when is Mike black?

>>81899722
Probably the funniest bit of his to me personally
I kek every single time

>>81893264
I kind of liked the film.

I just didn't know what the hell was going on when he rubbed that stick on his legs. I found those parts to be a little disturbing.