How come this guy got all the pussy on board and not Picard?

>facial hair

Get some testosterone fag

>>81888761
you mad faggot?

>>81888684

Baldlet detected

protip: women find slapheads repulsive.

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>>81888937
Are you mad your curly hair didn't make you captain of the ship yet?

Forever number 2?

>>81888684
He's someone that would slap a bitch then cuddle with her 5 minutes later. Bitches love that. Hell, I'd let him ravage my boipucci, tbph.

>>81888684
How long before the sexual organs poster finds this thread. Sometimes I think it's just one person who only ever says this one thing on 4chaps

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>>81888684
Because true love can only exist between two men

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What is this nonsense, Picard is a fucking pussy slayer

>>81888684

Picard went for quality, not quantity.

Riker banged the low level skanks and gold diggers, Picard got the classy ladies.

>>81889782
>implying troi was a skank

Objectively the hottest girl on trek

>>81889782
This guy knows whats up

>>81889823
Not really, pretty face, but a womanlet

He's taller. That's all females care about.

>not a manlet
>not a baldlet
>suave as fuck
>well built

no wonder he got so many women

>>81889782
> Vash
> classy

She cucked off with Q, That's so classy.

>>81888761
Go puke some more so you can fit in your sister's prom dress you prissy little fuckboy

>>81888937
Not like you have to worry since no woman will find you attractive either way.

>>81888684
how come he was the worst character in all of Star Trek, competing with the bajor bitch from DS9, and tupakka prophets shit from DS9

>>81888684
Picard had some love interests, keep in mind Picard was way older and Riker was just like Kirk which was 30-something in TOS

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>>81888684
Who would win in a pussy slaying contest between him and Kirk?

>>81889782
also after Inner Light Picard realized that 3D women can't compete with imaginary waifus, a lesson Riker failed to learn despite falling in love with an hologram

>>81888684
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs. What the fuck were they thinking when they wrote this line and then episode as a whole?

>>81892297
kirk was a hero of the civil rights movement for banging every alien race

dude constantly slayed

>>81892297
Sisko would just cuck both of them with his bbc.

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>>81889391

>>81892297
Not even a question. Kirk routinely slays multidimensional pussy

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>>81892297
Well Kirk actually slayed a pussy once, so...

>>81892402
Sisko was such a limp dick, even Janeway would slay more pussy.

>>81893516
well damn how can black bois compete :^)

>>81892297
is this actual kirk, or nu-kirk that's like a pop culture golem of what people who've never seen the TOS think Kirk was like

Riker got far more pussy than actual Kirk, and that's not even counting his depraved holodeck escapades

>>81893516
Except for the time he banged Kira and Dax in the same episode.

>>81893516
ths, he was also the only loser to actually get married in Trek

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Computer, generate 47 male Hirogen who are in bad need of a female. Generate 49 female Klingons who have had their sexual desires freshly sated. Generate a random forest, approximately 14 hectares in size, and place the previously generated subjects in random parts of it, but with mild weighting towards being near their own kind. Replicate one liter of 21st-century-style movie theater popcorn in traditional paper container. Complete with butter, of course. Begin program. Oh and computer? Disengage safeties, authorization tango-alpha-3-4.

>>81888684
Picard is super gay.

>>81892467
Is that what a feminine penis looks like?

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>>81888684

Big gains