How did we go from this....

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... to this

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... or this

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... or that

30 years of coke

still wood

>>81882984
>>81883010
>>81883034

this is what I was looking at when they told me to get married

tell me I was asking for it

>>81882974
>>81882984
>>81883010
>>81883034
charlie sheen's HIV positive semen

>>81882984
>>81883010
>>81883034
Women should stop trying to look young forever. There comes a time after you're 35 when you should just let go of the past. Men however only age well

>>81883350
They look at pictures of themselves when they were popular and decide they need to return to that youthful look to recapture that popularity - that good feeling of having lots of desirable men desiring them.

They're deluded, it's denial, and it's rampant.

I should've gone into plastic surgery fuck law

>>81883350
I don't get it. The vast majority of the time they look far worse than before. Also, most of the time they still look good before they fucked up their face.

>>81882974
>How did we go from this....
It's called aging. Don't worry, most of us will experience it. Others will die before it though.

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>>81883720
The absolute worst is when those actual grandmas who can barely stand come out in full make up. It literally looks like clown make up. Obviously it's different from person to person how well they age, but regardless of how you age it's still always better to just accept it and age with grace than to try and stop it from happening. Cake make-up or even worse, surgery, just looks weird.
>30+ year old women wearing no make-up so their faint wrinkles and bags under their eyes show are patrician

>>81883350

I think it's funny how there's been this extremely weak narrative push by middle aged Gen X feminists to make older men seem "icky." It's clearly due to jealousy issues and increased difficulty getting laid.


Most women are sexier when they're younger. Most men are sexier as they get older. It's basically an even and fair split right down the middle, time wise. By the time both sexes make it to,80+, they're both unfuckable.

>>81883940
>80+
They can't even properly fuck at that age. Maybe if you're popping viagra and doing lines.

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>>81882974
>>81882984
>>81883010
>>81883034
With a simple phonecall

Imagine marrying a young Denise Richards and slowly realizing as she starts to age that you've made a huge mistake.

>>81882974

Dizzy best girl.

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>>81882984
>>81883010
>>81883034