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PLAY A RECORD

quick rundown on Karl Pilkington

>XFM bows to him
>In contact with primates
>Possesses bullshit detection abilities
>Owns radio and telly globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient English royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Pilkinburg will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of jellyfish DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be orangeheaded manc cunt babies
>said to have an IQ of 70, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in dirty council estates in Manchester

>>81881880
You forgot master chef for royalty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiV3t3ZNC-c&t=2m32s

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>>81882005
if karl is a character he is easily the best comedian I've ever seen

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>>81882097
bump for karlos

Turns out
little monkey fella

>>81882005
>>81882097

They left out the part at the end where one of the African women brought out a platter of meat to serve the men while Karl was fumbling around with the custard. It was his final humiliation.

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You smell. You shit?

>little?