Think of a cutaway gag for Peter.

>I haven't seen this much of a faggot since I met OP
>Cuts to OP posting this thread

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>"this reminds me of that time I got a tattoo"

you think thats bad Lois, this is worse than that time I posted on /tv/

red dit

>"Oh, boy. This is worse than that time I couldn't think of any cutaway gags!"
>Cut to Peter in front of a white background shuffling nervously.
>"I... huh... Conway Twitty?"
>Live-action Conway Twitty arrives and says "No."
>Peter sweats nervously and tries to sneak out of the frame.

Holy frigging crap Lois, I just got doubles!!

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>Cuts
>Peter farts
>"hehe we just made you watch me fart"
>Cuts back

>>81877592
>"Remember when we visited that fancy restaurant?"
>"More water Sir?"
>"That'll be 3.99"
>"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!??!?!?!?"
>Cut back

>>81877903
You did not, Peter.

>>81877592
>"Aww geez, Lois. This is almost as uncomfortable as dat time it was my turn to operate "da showahs" at Auschwitz."

>>81878503
>*cuts to a blank white screen*
>Oh right I guess that never happened

>>81878609
You missed the joke, seth macfarlane is jewish

>>81878646
Dumb phoneposter

>>81877632
>cut to peter being arrested for pedophelia charges

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>>81878663
Dumb cunt

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>>81877592
>"Gee Rupert, this is worse than the time the fat man tried to kill Yoko Ono"
>*cut to scene of John and Yoko outside apartment with Peter trying to shoot Yoko but repeatedly hitting John, ever time saying "oh jeez, I'm so sorry, I'm so bad at this" and variations*

>>81877592
Peter has Gaul stones. He insists on keeping them after surgery. He brings them home in a jar wrapped in a clothe and when he pulls the clothe away they are revealed to be Coldplay

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>>81878663
Different phoneposter here. kys fuckin tripfag

>>81878710
A++

>Hey louis remember when we took stereoids?
>cutaway to super muscular Peter and Louise beating up a skinhead on the sidewalk
>Say it nazi bitch SAY IT!
>g-god isn't... he isn't... real!!
>THAT'S RIGHT CUNT
>YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ISN'T REAL??
>YOUR FRONT TEETH
>kicks him in the mouth

>>81878652
actually it seems like you missed it

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>>81878759
Ahahaha ees funny because eet was a scene from Reeck and Morty

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>>81877592

>>81877592
>this is worse than that time I joined the alt right
>cuts to a bunch of losers in front of a computer

>god meg, you're worse than tha daughta from that otha tv show
>*cuts to lisa simpsons doing something cunty*

>>81878719
lmao tripfriends have been here since day one, and typically post longer and more thought out posts than the average anon.

Phoneposters constantly misspell, act pretentious and write short ass posts because it's uncomfortable to type on a phone. Ontop of that they're normalfags.

>>81877592
>"i havent seen someone this addicted to the computer since i found out about BLACKED.com"
>*cuts to peter on a computer and scrolling for 5 minutes*
>"this vid looks good"
>*cuts back to present*

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>m-m-orty come on we gotta *burp* we gotta go on an adventure morty let's go we have to visit planet Peefartscoopboop
>rick i don't think i can go rick i got this huge assignment for class
>w-what's it on
>well rick it's on the Bible
>you're a dumb f-f-f-fuckin idiot morty *burppppp* GOD'S NOT REAL!

>>81879000
hey man i think you're in the wrong thread.

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>>81878783

>>81877592
Make an incredibly offensive joke about Jews and then call Donald Trump a racist.

>>81878955
>peter scrolling on a computer looking for porn
>eyes widen
>"Lois...I don't want you hanging around Cleveland anymore"

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>>81879283
Cleveland's not the threat here

>>81879433
>Peter is literally one frame of animation with moving pupils
what the fuck

>>81879433
hot

>>81879517
It's comedic

>>81879517
>"i need 10 minutes to animate this scene"
>"you have 5"
>cuts to the animation studio in a frenzy

>>81879433
thanks for ruining family guy for me forever

>>81879613
keked

>>81878044
Very nice

>>81877592
>This is an even better idea than the time I got into money laundering
>Cuts to Peter washing his money in a washing machine
>Quagmire: You're not making any money, you're destroying perfectly good bills

>>81879613
triggered white boi, how do you live with yourself in this day and age.

>>81880388
>mafia guy enters
>good job destroying these marked bills, here's your payment
>hands Peter a big wad of cash

>>81880388
>>81880468
Won't work for family guy its too good. Try again in a simpsons thread.

>>81877592
>"This is more awkward than that time I went to an anime convention"
>Cuts to Peter at an anime convention cosplaying as Sailor Moon
>Neckbeard tries to cringely hit on him
>Peter (in calm, rational voice): "You are making me very uncomfortable right now."

>>81877592
>Yeah, don't worry, they won't find us here. Video stores have been abandoned since piracy became a thing
>Cuts to a 2 minutes long sequence of the video store being destroyed by legit pirates with cannons and stuff

>''Hey Brian, remember that time I used to be an operative?''
>cut to gag


>''Doctor Hartman, I'm Family guy'

>''The work for the wheeled man''
>''Swanson?''

>''If I pull that wheelchair , would you die?''
>''It would be extremely immobilizing''
> ''Your a crippled guy''
> ''For you''

Lois: "Oh Peter, your so racist.
Peter: This is like that time i was dating Halle Berry and took her to a KKK rally.
Cut to:
KKK rally in action.
Peter walks up with Halle Berry.
Peter: "Hey guys. This is Halle my love interest for this brief segment what will all make us think twice about race mixing. She's a Hollywood actress that has never done a nude or graphic sex scene ever!"

Various Rally Attendees: "Oh."
"WOW."
"Amazing."
"She's just like Kate Winslet."
Cut To:
Lois fingering her asshole
Lois: "Oh, Halle. HALLE!"

>you something something Bill OReilly

>Joke about sexual harassment
>Joke about him being fired but not from fox but some other job

>"This was almost as funny as the time I visited /tv/"
>shows peter scrolling down the board until he sees an image of CIA with the text "Bane?"
>Peter then bursts out laughing

Every time I see a thread like this its 10 times funnier than the simpsons thread when you just post lines from it. Are we over south park mocking one of the kinds of comedy on the show to admit its actually a funny animated show?

Or is the hive mind that its still terrible?

>>81879232
Is this real?!

>>81882993
It's pretty terrible m8, but everyone's still seen it.