>The Smartest Film Critic in the World

>>81876139
WHY DONT YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER AND """""SISTER""""" COLE!?

>>81876139
The poor man's Armond White
The rich man's Barbara Chandler's son

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All reviewers should be executed.

>>81876596
All reviewers without a degree in journalism or English should be executed.

>>81876596
Why?

>tfw the only reason people even know you exist is because of your retarded brother

>>81876139
Do you think Chris Chan was pre-determined to be the way he is because of genetics or could he have been different if he was brought up by different people?

>>81876635
Chris was destined to be a retard, but his parents made him much worse.

>>81876627
I can't think of a single more useless being. Completely irredeemable. Death will teach them. Every entity serves a purpose except for the loathsome reviewer.

>>81876646
Agreed, it could have been prevented but Bob n' Barb wouldn't let Chris get the help he needed because they didn't want to accept the fact that he was retarded.

>>81876139
What's he been up to recently? Last thing I heard about him was Chris sending him a message on facebook (or twitter) asking for money.

>>81876784
Pissing away money at Carnegie Hall that should instead be used to help his poor mother and sister.

>>81876139
Please send money, your sister is selling her last shirt!!

>>81876635
With proper parents Chris might be that friendly but weird guy working at a game store. Or maybe he would still play with toys all day, but at least he would do it in a clean home and be nice to everyone.