What's his favorite movie?

>>81872849
Rick and Morty.

I-i don't know Morty, I watch the same stuff as you do *burp*

Terminator 2

all of them, turn to putty, i mean, christ, n "fellieskiddies"

Anything by Zack Snyder.

Watchmen.

G-d doesn't give a shit about humans, let alone what they do with their motion pictures

The Gods Must Be Crazy

>>81872859
fpbp

>>81872849
Problem Child 2

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>>81872923
He cares enough to browse Mongolian image boards in his spare time.

It is a well-known fact that God (™) only watches reality television aka our pathetic little lives.

He's the goddamn Peeping God.

Percy Jackson

Xanadu

Xanadu, your neon lights will shine for you, Xanadu
The love that echoes of long ago
You needed the world to know
They are in Xanadu
The dream that came through a million years
That lived through all the tears
It came to Xanadu

Obviously Bruce Almighty

It's relatable

>>81872849
>But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.
Isaiah 64:6

>>81873086
You haunt these walls like cast-off rats

Of filthy cowering vermin crew

Where is it written

Who said to live like this

Show me the face of the fool who'd trade this gift for shit and piss

-Elton John, Lestat: the Musical

Annie Hall. That's my favorite movie. And I am god

>>81873213
Elton John's words are piss and shit compared to the words of God.

>>81872849
bvs dawn of justice ultimate edition

>G-d doesn't give a shit about humans, let alone what they do with their motion pictures

We are literally mini-gods in training. We were made in god's image and are ultimately trying to achieve godliness. We will eventually become god/gods, so god views our creations as a proud parent views their child's first drawings and sculptures.

>>81873322
Shut your whore mouth about Elton!!

>>81873384
Nice heresy.

Dogma

my face when I realize that God has seen every move that exists and will ever exist

>>81872859
>children's cartoon
>movie
Okay

>>81873384
Nah, God giving you hairless apes free will wan't a gift, it was him not giving a fuck about your sorry asses anymore. WE are the future Gods. You guys are just writhing in a corner, waiting until your innevitable extinction.

btw, when you die, your Soul keeps on living in the afterlife... for a few decades, in a black void around your pathetic planet, until it disolves into nothingness.

Have a nice day.

Angel out.

>>81873513
Deeply mentally ill LARPing

>>81873529
Please, don't bring your mom into the conversation, it's just unconfortable tacky.

>>81872849
Groundhog Day

>>81872919
>God starts to watch Watchmen
>it's not a movie about God watching his children and their accomplishments

God was so mad that day that it made Mount Redoubt erupt in Alaska.

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American Psycho.

a stream of you (specifically) masturbating

>>81873680
I make hobo porn look good when I jerk off. GOD has some weird fetishes.

Life of Brian

everything except vincent gallo

>>81872849
A Serious Man

>>81875581
no, he likes me, dislikes your species.

The passion and triumph of the will.

But he doesn't like them anymore after the (((devil))) won.

>>81872923
>G-d
Jews leave.

>>81875539
Buffalo '66 is a pious film, you heathen.

>>81875730
f ff demonjohn, also, the devil lost.