Why do people hate him so much?

He's a modern day alchemist who has turned lead into gold. I used to hate him, but now I realize, I was just jealous.

>>81871894
He's more successful and has more money than them.

>>81871894
He's a modern day Jesus who has turned water into wine. I used to hate him, but now I realize, I was just jealous.

His crass, juvenile sensibility. Shame because 13 Hours was pure kino.

he does what he wants and that is to make money and people watch his movies regardless.

Only reddit-tier pleb snobs dislike him.

G.O.A.T. Entertainment Director. He is just mastering the other side of cinema which is the entertainment spectacle.

MTV music video director who has no talent or substance who only has a career since he is a Jew

>>81871894
Is that Skip Bayless?

>>81871894
40 years ago he would be directing porn.

he needs to stop making toy car commercials and do capeshit

he makes colorfully shot movies with masculinity and femininity, passion and excitement, things that are not allowed anymore

He makes bad films, that's pretty much it.

>>81871894
He's the only filmmaker left that shows patriotism as a good thing.

>>81871894
>literally takes a fucking toy about robots and cars and turns it into a billion dollar movie series
>capeshit needs a dead actor or 6 heroes to do something similar
absolutely based

>>81871894
/ourguy/

people need to be reminded of movies like the rock, transformers, and pain and gain. all kino.

>refused to let Scarjo get naked in The Island because he wanted to keep a PG rating
cunt

>>81871894
because he makes blockbusters about giant CGI robots, you need more than this?

>>81871894
I-i don't like that guy, Morty, he makes commercials for merchandise *burp*, I'd say flashy ones but still not as good as they could be *burp.

Critics have always been out to get him since Armageddon was unapologetically Pro Christian & Right wing

The pro US military themes pisses them off also

His movies are only pretty decent, only Transformers 2 was really that bad

because his movies are really bad

>>81872719
Because a director is in charge of what rating the movie has.

>>81872741
This.

>>81872549
>13 hours
>Armageddon
>The Rock
>Bad Boys
These were good though

>>81872745
Yes, he is. If she got her tits out it would be R and that sought-after teen audience would be unable to put money in his pocket. But if she kept them in it would be PG which meant more money for Michael and the studio.

>>81872741
>Transformers 2

I really dont get whats so bad about it

>>81872777
kys

>/tv/ is so contrarian it will laud the most bargain-bin popcorn seat-filler as a decent movie maker
Not suprising seeing as his audience as the same underage boys that comprise the majority of the userbase here

>>81872775
>implying the rating isn't agreed upon before the movie is greenlit

>>81872766
The Rock was "ok", haven't seen 13 Hours, dont like the rest.

>>81872813
>The Rock was "ok"
I want numales to leave

>>81872041
But it's boring as fuck.

@81872799

after you

>>81872775
The movie bombed anyway
Which is a shame because it was a good movie & a good remake of Logans Run

>>81872826
There are better thrillers than The Rock out there, i just thought that it was fine, how does that make a numale?

>>81872057

If I manage to somehow trick people into thinking I'm a jew, or find some long lost jewish ancestor and embrace my juidity can I be famous too?

>>81872885
there literally aren't any thrillers better than the rock though.

He's the best at what he does since Cameron doesn't do straight action anymore.

Armageddon and Pain and Gain were both good.

>>81872969
>Hunt For Red October
>Escape from Alcatraz
>Assault on Precint 13
>Marathon Man
>The Conversation
>North By Northwest

Off the top of my head. Better than The Rock.

>>81871894
Only resistors hate him
Joss Whedon is far more deserving of hate.

He's a modern day alchemist who has turned lead into gold. I used to hate him, but now I realize, I was just jealous.

The first Transformers film was actually alright. The amount of detail in that one was actually very good. They apparently went into extensive detail making sure that most parts actually ended up somewhere because they are "transforming" not "morphing".

At this point after seeing 2 and Age of Extinction, the only time I will see another one of those films is when they make one about Unicron.

>>81871894

He helped Trump get into the White House with his fucking 13 Hours: Secret Soldiers of Benghazi movie.

Also, here are some youtube videos:

How to Make a Michael Bay Movie in 3 Minutes or Less.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCSwZ9dQZHI

10 Reasons Why Michael Bay Movies are Hated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PIFpObY1ug

Don't spend any money on his new Transformers movie.

I actually like him, I just wish he'd direkt more stuff like the Bad Boys movies or Pain and Gain and less three hour commercials for toy robots.

>>81873369
>Don't spend any money on his new Transformers movie.
Fuck you I watch every single one of those in the theater.

>>81873517

I saw Pearl Harbor, Transformers and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I want my money back.

>>81873369
>too much patriotism
this is bad? fucking chinese pandering are worse in movies these days

>objectifies female characters
he also objectifies male characters you know

>racial stereotypes
if anything, we need more racial stereotypes

also
>watchmojo
>cinemasins

>>81872969
You know, I like The Rock, but this is the worst attempt of defending Bay I have seen, because it blatantly wrong.
Ironic Bay worshipers are doing a better job.

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>>81871894
>tfw I will never get has autograph on a copy of Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

>>81871894
Because his movies has too many explosions and gratuitous action scenes, duh.
*proceeds to masturbate to capeshit furiously*