6 > 4 > 5 > 1 > R1 > 7 > 2 > 3

>including Rogue One on the list at all

>>81871031
I actually didnt even know what it was about so I completely freaked out at the end.

>>81871012
>>81871031
>including TFA or RO

4>3>1>5>6>2

>>81871060
>3 is the 2nd best
I Haaaate Youuuu

5 > 6 > 4 > R1 > 3 > TFA > 1 ≥ 2

>>81871012

>3>4>5>1>2>7

kill yourself

>>81871284
Was it just me or was the reason he worked on the death star pretty lame or just inexplicable? I mean his wife was already dead and his daughter was lost? If they held his wife hostage that would be made a lit more sense. He'd let whole worlds die if he could just be with his wife. Was there any real reason he thought he'd see his daughter again?

>>81871373
How rude

>all these plebs with R1 above 7.

>>81871406
7 is the worst. Lmfao at you calling anyone a pleb daisyfag.

4 > 5 > 3 > 6 > 7 > R1 > 1 > 2

All other opinions are reddit

>>81871444
Well those are some pretty heavy trips but 3 over 6 is inexcusable

>durr Ewoks are so lame

>>81871382
get raped by niggers you fucking faggot

Gonna get shit for this

5 > 4 > 7 > 6 > R1 > 3 > 1 > 2

>>81871507
Actually a pack at least 5 deep run from me boy

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ANH > ESB > ROTJ > RO > TFA > ROTS > TPM > AOC

At least literally every one of us agrees that 2 sucks at least relatively. It's not without its inherent charm but still.

decent movies>capeshit>5>4>6>1>3>2

5 > 6 > 7 > 4 > R1 > 1 > 3 >2

>>81871595
>At least literally every one of us
kill yourself consensus fag

>>81871636
I didn't imply it's proof but yes it indicates that.

>kill yourself
Thank you edgelord

>>81871374
>was the reason he worked on the death star pretty lame or just inexplicable?
Originally worked on it because:
"Galen was mislead into believing that Celestial Power represented the Emperor's dream of reconstructing the galaxy devastated during the Clone Wars by providing nearly unlimited energy. In addition to supposedly reducing poverty and aiding developing worlds, Galen was led to believe it would also deter growing Separatist holdouts from gaining new members dissatisfied at the pace of imperial reconstructive efforts."

When he allowed them to take him back, what other choice did he have. Was just going to keep refusing until they conceded? Realized that there was at least a chance they don't kill his daughter if he gave in and he could also sabotage.

>Was there any real reason he thought he'd see his daughter again?
Denial/hope.

Him making Jyn kind of integral to the sabotage plan being successful is kinda weird, but maybe he didn't give a shit about the Galaxy if his daughter isn't in it. But also wasn't she only really important for knowing "Stardust." Something had to be the code name.

V>IV>VI=III>R1>I>II>VII

This is the only correct answer

>>81871284
This is correct

>>81871012
Return of the Jedi was just alright. 5>4>6

>>81871012
TOP TIER
4, 5, 6
MID TIER
1, 3, R1
SHIT TIER
2, 7

>>81871700
I don't know, maybe I could reconcile it that if he didn't do it then somebody else would have but least he would sabotage it. Did they imply that no one else could do the job but him? I've only seen it once.

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>mfw they change the episode numbers to 10/11/12 and announce another prequel trilogy

>>81871595
I like certain short scenes from it like when Anakin kills Tusken Raiders (wish they showed more and it was longer) and when Jango gets his head cut off but not much else.
I actually kinda enjoy the Yoda combat.

Do Star Wars threads just print (You)'s now? Is that why we needed a third thread on /tv/ about this exact topic?

>>81871808
I really liked the opening sequence. That whole noir aspect went literally nowhere but I respect them for trying and thought it was still done well.

>>81871808
>I actually kinda enjoy the Yoda combat
Yoda fights should have just been using the force. Like Count Chocula pulls out his light saber and Yoda throws it away with the force and then they just start throwing shit at each other. Would have been way better. The tiny lightsaber is gay as fuck.

>>81871790
I only watched once also, but I remember them making him out to be the best and the brightest. Maybe they could have made an effort to replace him, but the Empire isn't going to take no for an answer.

>>81871829
Kek, I've been generating Star Wars (You)s all day. Fight me.

>>81871829
I double checked and all the rest were pretty different. Sorry it just went to redbox yesterday and like I said I didn't even know what it was about so my mind is still kinda blown.

Why are there so many of this? Why aren't remakes of greek myths this popular?

>>81871870
That's one of the things that blew my mind about the end of Rogue One. It wasn't the first time it's been done but seeing Vader do it like that had me climbing the walls myself.

>>81871012

5>4>R1>6>VII=3>2>1

>>81871870
Force users had already been changed to be superheroes, so it still works with using the force to go hyper midget mode even as an old cripple. But, yeh, I'd probably like it more also if he purely used the force; would be unique and fit his character as one of the strongest force users. Guess Lucas wanted to prove that Yoda got saber skills too; a bit of a surprise to the viewer.

Is there any criticism about PM other than muh Jajar?

>>81871012
5>4>RO>6>TFA>1>3>2

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>>81871937
< Obligatory.

>>81871870
>It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force

>>81872007
This. 100% correct answer.

>>81872039
absolute kino, but that one guy yelling
>HURRY UP AND GET THIS FUCKING DOOR HERE
>HELP US PLEASE HE'S FUCKING HERE
was a bit much for a kid's movie.

>>81872039
That was actually really powerful thanks. It's still hard to believe this exists.

My favourite Jar Jar Binks movie is the first one.

>>81872081
>was a bit much for a kid's movie.
That's what's good about Rouge One compared to the prequels and TFA. The tone of the entire film isn't complete babby tier.

>>81872102
When they inevitably remake Episodes IV-VI, I hope they add more moments like that.

>>81871985
Qui-Gon is unnecessary. Should have just been Obi-Wan that found Anakin. Anakin didn't need to be a toddler. Lack of general focus for the plot. It really shows at the end when there's 4 different things going on at once and you don't care about any of them. It's overall pointless to the other two prequels.

>>81872081
I swear it s even still toned down. The blind guys death was kind of suspicious. If something wasn't literally left on the floor then there's a storyboard. With just a tiny tweak that scene could've been way more intense.

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>>81872007
>>RO
>>TFA
>correct

>>81872135
That being said it's a really comfy flick with a lot of good cinematography, special effects, and set designs.

>>81872135
Qui-Gon was necessary to show what the straight normal Jedi looks like. Obi-Wan was a bit of a weird guy himself.

>>81872134
>When they inevitably remake Episodes IV-VI
Wut, don't bring me down man.

>>81872066
>But by our skills with a lightsaber.
Best dialogue.

>>81872039
>>81872102
>>81872134
90's born queers were a mistake.

I still don't understand how 2 is considered worse than 1. It only has a few cringy scenes, while 1 has plenty of dumb stuff.

>>81872135
>toddler
9 years old

>>81872215
tfa and r1 have more dumb stuff than either of them

>>81872202
I'm actually the exact same age as star wars thank you. This scene was basically a 40th birthday present. At least going by the home video release date.

>>81872039
People keep praising how he used force here, but the fact is if he just plowed through them with a saber, he'd get the data and SW would be over.

>>81872215
I think 2 is one of the worst movies ever made. It's fucking unbearable. The Phantom Menace is stupid but at least it's a fun flick. Attack of the Clones is painful to watch.

>>81872215
Dumb stuff in 1 is just kids stuff. Kids like it, it's for kids. Dumb stuff in 2 is just dumb.

>>81871707
Can not agree more. Truly the Patrician's taste

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>>81872222
Nice quads btw.

>>81872263
you're not fooling anyone kid.

>>81872135
Kinda feel that Obi-Wan still being a padawan when the responsibility to train Anakin fell on him provides a bit more reasoning as to why Anakin got lost to the dark side. Obi wasn't ready to be a teacher and failed Anakin to some degree.

5>RO>4>3>6>7>1>2

>>81872264
Anakin always takes his time and fights stylishly; dude was having fun. It's one of his flaws.

>>81872292
I saw Return of the Jedi in the theater at the same mall where True Stories with David Byrne was filmed.

>>81872298
I agree 100% with this. Yoda should have been his master though. Like it was implied in the OT.

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>>81871749
Oh my god...

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>>81871051
>being this retarded
Anon I don't know what to say...

>>81872346
well you're either a young retard or a very stunted middle aged man. i still think you're a retarded kid though.

>>81872391
Maybe uninvolved but there's nothing actually retarded about it. I mean I got more suspicious as the movie went on that it was leading up to this but I was totally blind sided that it led exactly up to the beginning of 4. The shock of that is almost indescribable.

>>81872448
Hey 40s the new 30

>>81872473
maybe if you're some sort of hipster faggot cuck

>>81871012
>R1 > 7
kill yourself

>>81871012
GR8 B8 M8 8/8

>>81872624
What's your list?

The only thing I'm second guessing now is 2 over 3

>>81872596
The Battle of Scarif stuff up until the end is better than anything in The Force Awakens but as a whole VII is a way better movie.

>>81871012
Watched rogue one last night for the first time after putting it off for ages. Seems I put it off for a reason. It was boring and generic as fuck. Didn't help that It felt like I was watching a film called minority wars. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have 50 year iold women flying x wings lmfao? what a fucking joke. I didn't like tfa but it was more enjoyable than this, purely because of the ost and old faces.

>>81872659
>better movie
A better movie that shits all over SW universe. Nobody cares that it's a better movie. Star Trek 1 is a better movie.

>>81872659
What was a weakness with R1? I thought it was completely solid.

>>81872452
For me it wasn't even the fact that it lead directly into IV but how perfectly executed it was. I felt like I was watching a missing scene from A New Hope. My jaw was on the floor.

>>81872596
You literally cannot provide a reason as to why that is not true.
VII: The characters are unrealistic, shallow, and unlikeable. Some of the camera shots are awful. The pace is fucking whack. The scenes seem stitched together. Some of the locations are obviously set pieces. The story line is almost literally A New Hope.

>>81872704
>purely because of the ost and old faces.
There were more old faces in Rogue One than TFA.

>>81872716
>What was a weakness with R1?
Soulless and boring.

>>81872716
It's a really messy and sluggish first half. It takes a while to really pick up. I was never fully immersed until they reached Scarif.

>>81872756
RO: The characters are unrealistic, shallow, and unlikeable. Some of the camera shots are awful. The pace is fucking whack. The scenes seem stitched together.

>>81872716
>I thought it was completely solid.
what a fucking retard

>>81872881
>The scenes seem stitched together.
No, that describes Suicide Squad. Rogue One flowed just fine.

>>81871012
5 > 4>R1=6>3>1>7>2

>>81872925
Well what was a hole? I thought it clipped along without missing a beat.

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>>81872933
>Rogue One flowed just fine.

>>81872794
Well, not really ones I gave a shit about besides vader. tfa had the key old faces and the soundtrack to go with it. Both films are shit though, period.

>>81872832
>Soulless
Kek, it has more mature themes and ambiguous characters and more on screen violence and human tragedy than most of the other films. I don't mean to say SO COOL CAUSE FOR US ADULTS WE'RE MATURE XD, but the other films gloss over death and tragedy so much it doesn't even evoke any emotions.

>>81872968
You have ten seconds to explain why it didn't.

3 > 5 > 1 > 4 > 2 > 6 > 7

>>81872982
I know I mean holy fuck that beach scene. That was the biggest scene that I couldnt believe I was watching a star wars movie. Which isn't a bad thing at all at least certainly not for that scene.

>>81871012
4>5>3>>>6>1>2>>>>>>>>>7

havent seen rouge one, not wasting any more time with disney star wars

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>>81872982
>the other films gloss over death and tragedy so much it doesn't even evoke any emotions

>>81873017
You forgot R1

>>81873049
You were right.

Tell your sister you were right.

>>81873058
no i didnt

>>81873049
Yeh, dude, there are select moments from the original trilogy, but I am not even referring to those as much as the prequels and TFA. Even in that example though, OH WAOW, we see some skeletons of some characters we hardly even knew.

absolute garbage worst movie ever made> all of star wars

>>81871012
4>5>6>2>1=3>R1

Rogue one sucked. And two was the best of the prequels (though all prequels are, by far, inferior to all originals).

>>81873103
Damn...

>>81873140
>And two was the best of the prequels
Any particular reason?

>>81873091
>OH WAOW, we see some skeletons of some characters we hardly even knew.
This was a huge moment. It was the entire reason Luke went with Obi-Wan.

>>81873140
>Rogue one sucked. And two was the best of the prequels
Holy shit take your opinions back to the cesspool you got them from.

5 > 6 > 4 > 7 > 3 > R1 > 1 > 2

>>81873162
>This was a huge moment
I am not trying to deny that, but compared to what we witness occur to characters we spent time with in Rouge One, it ain't much.

>>81873155
Best action sequences. Best plot. Best character development.....

And I for one, actually liked Count Dooku and though over the top, the Yoda vs Dooku fight. And Anakin and Obiwan vs Dooku were cool.

That being said, it has one of the worst scenes in all of star wars. Anakin and Padme's love dialogue about how he hates sand etc...

but writing a love scene has always been a problem with Lucas. I suspect he's had few romantic interactions before hitting it famous (and then women idolized him just for his status), so he doesn't really know how lovers talk to each other....

That scene, coupled with Hayden's terrible acting and Portman's too (usually she's a good actress, but this scene was cringeworthy), made for the worst star wars moment.

That being said I really enjoyed all the final battles from Battle of Geonosis to Arena, to the Dooku fights. All the best the prequels ever hit. I was let down by Episode 3 in comparison.

>>81873216
Yeah dude, and having more Jedi on-screen at once makes action scenes way more exciting, right?

>>81873216
>compared to what we witness occur to characters we spent time with in Rouge One, it ain't much
It is much though. The characters died in Rogue One because they had to. It wouldn't make sense for us to just never see or hear about them again in the series so they had to die. I felt more when the fucking robot died than any of the humans.

>>81873250
Who are you reply to? How did you even make that leap?
I am defending a movie that had one Jedi.

>>81873238
>Attack of the Clones
>Best action sequence
But fucking Ray Park come on man Phantom Menace

>>81871012
this is one of the worst ratings i have ever seen
Objectively correct ratings coming through

5 > 4 > 3 > 6 > R1 > 7 > 1 > 2

>>81873296
You seem to be operating under the logic that more extreme situations equals a more compelling film, which is retarded.

>>81873262
>he characters died in Rogue One because they had to. It wouldn't make sense for us to just never see or hear about them again in the series so they had to die.
That hardly takes away from the fact that they do die. You just happen to know the complete story, because of the order in which they were made. I feel you should be looking at them all as stand alone films at least when comparing this particular aspect.

>>81873338
What do you people like so much about 3?

>legs cut off
>I hate you!
I'm still laughing

Here's the official list (not including R1):
V>IV>III>VI>VII>I>II

>>81873262
Well yeah but that robot scene was pretty intense.

>>81873372
Still better than teddy bears fighting the final battle against the empire.

Why is the "TFA was a bad movie" meme still going? Are Extended Universe autists still that mad?

>>81873398
Oh spare me

Hating Ewoks is pure contrarianism. The Ewoks did literally nothing wrong.

>>81871012

5 4 7 6 R1 3 1 2

>>81873367
>That hardly takes away from the fact that they do die.
It does though. It's just something that happens and has no emotional impact.
>I feel you should be looking at them all as stand alone films
Rogue One is impossible to look at as a standalone film. It literally cannot exist without A New Hope. It wouldn't make sense nor would we give a shit about the plans for the Death Star without it.

>>81873366
When someone is calling the film soulless and the with it's scenes the film can potentially cause you to experience more empathy for the characters overall than most of the others alone, it seems like rather sound logic to me.

>>81873408
It didn't expand the universe in a good way. In fact it ruined the universe by expanding it in a direction that's not believable. R1 on the other hand expanded it organically and realistically.

5> 4 >6 (fucking ewoks) > 3.5 > 7 > 3 > 2 > 1

4>5>6

>>81873422
>mad at a bad line of dialogue
>not mad at teddy bears showing up
This OT cult needs to go

>>81871631
Close

>>81873455
I just don't think you can handle your emotions of when that little Ewok died. It's easier to hate I know.

>>81873427
>Rogue One is impossible to look at as a standalone film
Can you look at 6 as a standalone film? It literally cannot exist without 4 and 5, most character development and story lines are carried over. So what?

>>81873427
Maybe to say standalone was not the correct wording, but I mean that you should attempt to compartmentalize your knowledge of what occurs in the other films as if you were watching them in chronological order for the first time. I understand maybe the film is ruined for you because you find that difficult to do, but that's a different argument entirely; it doesn't make the individual film guilty of what you claim.

>>81873485
>Can you look at 6 as a standalone film?
No. I can't.
>So what?
Exactly.

5>4>6>7>R1>3>2>1

>>81873532
Gay

4 > 5 > 6 > R1 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2

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>>81873205
Woah a reasonable list

>>81873442
>3.5
More like 3.8 Final Chapter Prologue.

3.9 amirite

>>81873577

Objectively correct.

>>81871012
Swap 5 and 6 and we're set

>>81873694
Its a little too conpartimentalized. Isn't that a little convenient?

>>81873747
I appreciate that but I love 6 so much. It's fucking got everything. I think 5 is the best of the bluray versions though. That things fucking awesome.

>>81873764
Not the guy you're replying to but I wrote the list.

Eps 1-3 were all written and directed by the same guy within the space of six years, it makes sense that they're all roughly equal in quality. I don't think it's "convenient". Similarly, VII and R1 are nostalgia-baiting hard, slightly in different ways from each other but the core elements are the same.

OT > ST > PT, basically. I'm happy to debate placements within those tiers but the tiers seem pretty obvious to me. Any list that doesn't adhere to them feels more like someone's playing with an online randomiser than actually ranking by quality.

>>81873764

Given that each of the four compartments corresponds to a distinct creative team and over-arching vision for the series, I'd say it makes sense.

There was an overall trend of decline, which 3 began to halt and which 7 and R1 seem to have successfully reversed.

No point making up reasons to interchange them because it seems "too convenient".

>>81873828
What does ST stand for?

>>81873828
>by quality
By quality it's all shit. They're not good movies. 7 ruins the universe though, that's a big problem. If you rate it high, I'm not sure why you're even watching 7 SW movies, you're clearly not into the universe.

>>81871012
>7 not last

Wrong

>>81873788
You don't even have just a little bit of dislike for the Ewoks?

How does 7 ruin the universe? I think I missed that.

>>81873860

You don't have to be "into the universe" to enjoy Star Wars. 7 was just an objectively better movie than any of the prequels, yet still lacked the childish charm of the OT.

>>81873895
Hell no. I'm even super fucking pissed their song got replaced in the bluray.

>>81873914
>7 was just an objectively better movie than any of the prequels
Objectively, they're all shit. Why are you watching this trash if you're not invested in the universe? Go away, Disney cuck

>>81873931

Objectively, there are varying degrees of shit and the PT occupy the most heinous of those degrees out of all the Star Wars movies.

>Why are you watching this trash if you're not invested in the universe?

Because some trash is fun to watch. A better question would be, why are you "invested in the universe" if you think it's trash?

>Go away, Disney cuck

George, is that you?

>>81873847
Sequel Trilogy, although obviously R1 isn't technically part of that I just meant that it's part of the newest era of Star Wars films.

>>81873860
>By quality it's all shit. They're not good movies.
Okay. I think that the earlier ones are, especially IV and V.

>7 ruins the universe though, that's a big problem. If you rate it high
I don't rate it high, I think it's around a 5/10. Or do you mean that it's a problem if I rate it higher than the prequels?
I think the prequels "ruined the universe" more than VII did, at least VII didn't retcon the established events in the other films (though I'll grant you it did retcon a shitload of the EU stuff).
Before the prequels, Owen was heavily implied to have been Anakin's brother. That was thrown out the window because Lucas decided twenty years after he wrote it that he didn't like it anymore. Kenobi was said to have served Organa in the Clone Wars, that never happened. A shitload more was "ruined" in the prequels than in VII.

>>81873929
Well, I can't even sleep on the tunes they be bumpin'; shit's on point. But teddy bears defeating the most powerful military in the galaxy kinda irks me.

5>4>6>3>1>R1>2>7

>>81873860
>ruining the universe

You mean like midichlorians and hurr everything is connected, anakin built c3p0, Chewbacca knew yoda, abd boba fett. +the Jedi's were dumb ass idiots

2 > 1 > 3

>>81873967
Well yeah but it wasn't just them. Although still home advantage etc.

>>81873967
It's obviously a metaphor for Vietnam

>>81873997
No, that's minor. The fact that I have to pretend that SW universe is pretty much back to the same place it was at start of OT is not minor, it's fucking stupid. I don't believe it, for me it's not canon, I just don't buy it.

5 > 4 > 3 > 6 > 1 > 7 > 2

>>81871790
>if he didn't do it then somebody else would have but least he would sabotage it
That's exactly why he did it. It's explained in the god damn movie.

>>81871012
4>5>3>6>2>1>R1>7

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So many retards putting Phantom Menace above anything else in this thread.
Phantom Menace isn't just a shit Star Wars movie, it's a shit movie.

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>>81873049
Luke gets over it within a day. When Alderan is destroyed Leia reacts like she missed a bus and is wisecracking jokes with Han and Luke minutes later.

At least Jyn witnessing her fathers death has a lasting emotional effect on her that drives her actions to the very end of the movie.

>>81871284
Objectively correct.

>>81874634
Its a shit movie but a good star wars movie

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>>81871012
kidnap a scientist against his will. Never double check his designs despite having a team of other scientists. logic = shit

>>81871012
theyre all shit lol

>>81874724
>the empire being incompetent
This is just dawning upon you now?

5>4>RO>7=6>3>1>2

5 > 4 > 6 > R1 > 1 > TFA > 3 > 2

>>81874101
Why not? The empire only lasted 20 years according to the Prequels.

>>81871444
Not even trips can save you from being completely wrong.

5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > R1 > 1 > 2 > 7

>>81874519
Barely. As I recall this is literally the only line in the movie that mentions why he did it.

I knew if I refused to work, if I took my own life, it would only be a matter of time before Krennic realized he no longer needed me to complete the project.

>6

Are you fucking serious OP?

V > IV > VII > I > VI > III > II

Indisputable.

Since when are people rating the prequels higher than TFA and R1?

You have objectively bad taste in film, and probably think Rush Hour is Jackie Chan's best movie, Dawn of the Dead's remake is superior, and think Weekend at Bernie's 2 is a shit movie.

Stupid assholes.

5 > 4 > 6

THE REST DO NOT EXIST IN MY WORLD

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Beyond contrarianism why do people dislike Starkiller Base? It only needed to be used once to absolutely cripple the New Republic. From the safety of the Unknown Region to boot. First Order are damn smart.

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>liking a movie where the child actor literally has schizophrenia

Some of you must like the prequels because you can relate to the wooden performances, since they are so close to how autistic people act and talk.

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>>81871012
>4 > 5
>R1 > 7

This meme needs to die.

>>81877074
Because it's just fucking dumb. It's like the writers couldn't think of a way to make this story have stakes without having a SUPERSIZED DEATH STAR

4>5>6>7>R1>3>1>2

>>81871012
Is there a more overrated movie series? The pacing of the original trilogy makes is barely watchable.

>>81877074
Because it's a total rehash of A New Hope, same with the rest of the fucking script.

>>81871012
5 > 4 > 6 > R1 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2.

7 was boring and nothing new but I still like it better than the cringe that was the prequels.

>>81877281
>I watch YouTube videos that criticize Star Wars and can't form my own opinion

Obey.

>>81877074
Because it's no different to the worst fan fiction tier elements of the EU. Where different authors had to constantly one up each other by introducing more and more ridiculous and over powered super weapons. It would of been fine if star killer base formed a central part of the ST rather then have be used once then blown up.

>>81871012
V>IV>VI>R1>III>VII>I>II

>>81877407
>I'm too dense to have noticed it on my own.

>Thinking Episode III is good

Look at how many idiots were fooled by the incredible score.

Good music ≠ good movie.

Unironically
> 5 > 4 > 6 > R1 > 7 > 3 > 2 > 1

>>81876808
>5
Edgelord
>4
Fedoralord
>3
Contrarian
>6
Patrician

>>81877074
It was a badly executed and lazy afterthought. It could've been ok if they added more context to it, like explaining how the new order built/acquired it or making Coruscant one of the destroyed planets. As it is didn't even feel like part of the story.

I found it funny that the Death Star blowing craters into planets with weak single reactor shots in Rogue One felt infinitely more powerful and menacing than Star Killer Base simultaneously obliterating multiple planets in TFA.

4 > 5 > 7 > R1 > 3 > 1 > 6 >2

>>81871012
TFA is objectively >R1 so logically it must follow that

5>4>6>3=7>R1>1>2

greater than is a bit too ambiguous for my tastes, I prefer power brackets

Kino
V
IV

Watchable
VI
VII
III

Mistakes
R1

""""kino""""
I
II

>>81880181
>objectively
lmao, i know you're baiting, but could you imagine someone being that autistic?

>>81871284
objectively correct

>>81880335
What do you people like so much about 3?

>>81871284

this but

5 > 6 > 4 > R1 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2

>people still overrate RotS
>there's still hate for TPM

I will never understand this.

>>81880362
It's the least bad prequel (or is perceived to be at least) so it's the easiest to sneak into a higher ranking for a prequel apologist. If they put some obvious troll like II in a high position people will ignore them but if they put III over VII or even VI they'll bait people like yourself into responding.

honestly if you have a prequel above anything that isn't another prequel you should be chemically castrated

>>81880395
Have you watched TPM recently?

>>81880362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaW72ZchK6M

>>81871012
>5>6>4>RO>7>3>2>1

>>81880414
Good to know. So basically nothing.

Phantom Menace has actually become the most underrated of the series. Even severely hated characters like Jarjar serve a legitimate logical narrative purpose. He's supposed to be annoying. Sorry that's how the world works. Jarjar at actually makes the movie more realistic.

>>81880425
honestly if you have TFA over any other Star Wars movie you should be physically castrated

>>81880537
i dont think you understand how fucking bad the prequels are as films

>>81880557
I don't think you understand how fucking bad the Force Awakens is as a film

5>4>R1>6>>>TFA>>>>>>>>dog shit>3=2=1

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>>81880606
>TFA
>better than dog shit

>>81880436
You are aware that Spieberg helped storyboard the finale

i.e. you and her are just getting carried away with the difference

>tfw been marathoning the series this week after not watching anything since III was released

I started watching SW in 96 when I was 5. Loved them and got the 97 Special Edition Trilogy on VHS for my bday. I watched them almost daily. Then 99 came and so did I. Ep. I took all the cool shit and upped it. I was pretty neutral on JJB until he became meme doodoo. From the second I came out of the theater from Ep. I, I needed more. Got on Morpheus or Kazaa and got the bootleg. some short time later a "teaser trailer" was floating around for Ep. II and the kid in me went nuts. Even though it was mostly fake, I watched it over and over. Then Ep II comes into theaters and is was like Hiroshima in my pants. Padme muh waifu and everything. Had my bedroom LucasArts'd the fuck out, toy ships hanging via fishing line, figurines set up in battle poses all over the top of my entertainment center. By the time Ep III came around I was pretty much unenthusiastic about it. Everyone talking up how "its going to be sooo dark maaaan" and when it released it was pretty weak. I dont know if I and II peaked my expectations or what, but only bought III so that I could have the complete trilogies. A few months later I sold all my SW merch and got into cars and guns and 4chan and really never looked back.

IMHO its

1=2, 5=6, 4=R1, 3=7

>>81877530
to me III has almost no redeeming qualities and bringing in Duel of the Fates was sort of cheap fan service

V . IV . VI . III . I . II
Anything else is completely wrong

VII was trash
R1 was unnecessary
Crystal Skulls was dogshit

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>>81880676

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>>81880662
Forgot pic, nephew swiped my episode I and II a decade ago

>>81880650
I was not aware of that! That explains a lot.

>>81880676
>R1 was unnecessary
i hate this argument. there is no such thing as a 'necessary' movie.

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>all these redditors not realizing that 3 is literally the masterpiece in all of starwars

>>81880749
And because of that it's my own conspiracy theory that he was involved with the very end with the closeups up Vader. Its very suspicious and he also has a history of lying about that shit like with Poltergeist

>>81880782
See
>>81879302

Thanks for fitting the stereotype

>>81880758
It's just padding for their annual franchise, telling a story that had been told a thousand times already. There definitely doesn't need to be "anthology" films for Star Wars, the movies were always continuation of direct stories rather then spin offs. To think RO and all the other anthologies are nothing more than cash grabs is to be woefully ignorant.

>TFA and R1 higher than anything

4 > 5> 3 > 6 > 1 >>>>2 >>>>>>R1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dog shit >>>>>>>>>>>>7

>>81871444
Trips confirmed for truth.

>>81880823
>There definitely doesn't need to be "anthology" films for Star Wars
There don't need to be any Star Wars films, period.
>To think RO and all the other anthologies are nothing more than cash grabs is to be woefully ignorant.
Wow, so you mean big budget movies are created to make money? Stunning insight. scooter.

>>81871631
>1 being better then 3
Die

>>81880818
>Being a contrarian to combat contrarian opinions

That just makes you a normie plebbitor.

>>81871631
>7 and R1 that high

Into the trash it goes.

>>81880980
I'm OP so I wasn't contradicting anyone. I'm actually pretty surprised that I'm the only one who picked six. It's clearly the patrician choice.

1=4>3=5>>6>>2>>>>>ro>>>>tfa

>>81871511
>>81871532
>>81871955
>>81872007
>>81873205

You have to go back.

>>81880823
I'd like to see Kotor as a film.... Not Disney at the helm though.

>>81872039
yo, I'm just now noticing how the guy he slammed into the ceiling, he gives him a quick cut in half at :25. Shit was too clean.

>>81881105
Switch 1 with 5 and we're golden.

VI>IV>V>VII>R1>III>I>II

>>81881276
TFA/R1 higher than 3

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>81872264
Good point and I think it was intentional with the very last guy. Vader literally couldn't resist crushing his throat.

>>81873005
Jyn's character progression is schizophrenic. At first she doesn't give a fuck about the rebellion, "It's not a problem if you don't look up" to "REBELLIONS ARE BUILT ON HOPE WTF WHY AREN'T YOU FIGHTING?"

>>81881456
Because of her father's message? Also hadn't she held him as he died by that point?

5>4>6>R1>3>7>1>2

5>3>4>6>2>1

TFA and r1 don't even make the list

>>81881456
>At first she doesn't give a fuck about the rebellion, "It's not a problem if you don't look up" to "REBELLIONS ARE BUILT ON HOPE WTF WHY AREN'T YOU FIGHTING?"
Yeah, it's almost like she had a powerful emotional experience that changed her motivations, like discovering her father's life's work, almost immediately followed by him dying in her arms.

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>>81871012 >>81871060 >>81871351 >>81871748 >>81871749 >>81871955 >>81872007 >>81872596 >>81872624 >>81872704 >>81872943 >>81873042 >>81873140 >>81873338 >>81873426 >>81873747 >>81873890 >>81874562 >>81874724 >>81874726 >>81877108 >>81877246 >>81877347 >>81877447 >>81880181 >>81880438

What about the holiday special and ewok movies?

4=5>6=7>powergap>RO>3>1>2

>>81882366
Damn I've still never seen those.

>>81871012

6 > 5 > 4 > 1 > RO > 2 > 3 >>>> 7

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>6 above anything

>>81873017
This guy gets it.

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In topic like this for sw i never understand if you are talking about watch order or the ranking.

time to trigger all the snowflakes

5>7>6>4=R1>3>2>1

>>81882728
Have you not seen Rogue One? It's actually episode 3.9 so there's literally nothing optional about it.

>>81871012
>including Rogue 1 in the Episode List at all
>ever

4 > 6 > 5 > 3 > 1 > 2

>>81882898
You forgot to rail against episode 7

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>>81882735
>time to trigger all the snowflakes
>posts a tumblr-endorsed list
What did he mean by this?

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>>81882735
That's good.

>>81880427
Yes and I've watched RotS recently.

RotS is worse than people make it out while TPM isn't as bad as people wish it was.

>>81882930
7 wasn't made by Lucas, and doesn't count.

If I did include it, I guess it would be above 2.

>>81882735
That is literally the most generic opinion possible.

I have never seen a single Star Wars flick

WHY ARE THERE NO BOTHANS IN ROGUE ONE?!!

i didnt see many die, infact i didnt see any

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The RA fucked the Ewoks worse than the Empire ever did.

The Empire just built a base for their generator and left most of the forest alone.

>the RA caused pic related

>>81883133
>I didn't see any bothans

They were spies. The fact that you didn't see them means they were doing their job well.

>>81883133

Bothans were second death star

>>81871012

5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > R1 > 1 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TLJ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TFA

>>81871012
>1

Kys

>>81883195
oh shit son, you're right

my bad

>>81883082

agreed, Ep3 and TFA are close to tied for worst of the series

>>81883268
How rude

>>81883233
This actually seems to be the average /tv/ opinion. Except for TLJ that's not out yet

>>81874652
People that empathize with this image and line of analysis are absolute idiots and spell out the answers to their own complaints

>>81883082
and AOTC is literally the most underrated. its the best of the prequel movies

its just too deep for your average fan who pretends to like star wars

V > IV > VI > III > II > I > VII > Clone Wars movie > Rogue One

What's funny is that if you disagree, then you're wrong.

>>81883333
Those are some heavy fucking digits right there

>>81883333
I love AotC. The music, the mystery, the ominousness, the kinometography, the best battle scenes in the entire saga. The battle of Kashyyk could have been good in RotS but there was no need for it, and it got cut down to like 2 mins tops, for a fucking Chewie cameo. Chewie should have just been some random wookie.

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>>81877074
-with what money did the FO ( which was supposed to be the crippling remnant of the empire ) fund this thing?

-how did they get enough workers? Now don't come with that "they abduct children" nonsense, if you'd do that you wouldn't come close to what is needed.

-what's the point in destroying a star system? Usually only one planet in the system is habitable ( yes, even in the sw universe )

-Deathstar 3.0

Also the name Star killer was already taken

>>81875035
Only correct order. Pod racing and Darth Maul puts it above the other trash ones.

>>81883553
And that opening sequence. I cannot describe the feeling of seeing that in the theater opening day.

Nb4 ventilation shaft

>>81883327
>line of analysis
What's wrong with the analysis? He's completely right, the characters in A New Hope shrug off occurrences that would severely traumatize any actual human being.

>>81871012
Actually the objectively correct list, and coincidentally my own personal list is:

5>4>6>7>R1>3>1>2


But 4 and 5 are the only actual good movies out of the bunch.

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You are a fool, nigga, if you didn't put VII on the bottom of your list

>TFA not last in any ranking

>>81883729
in time, they will grow to hate it more something must be in its place before then like VII

5 > 4 >>>>>>> 6 / 3 > 1 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7 > R1

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>>81873975
That's my boy

>>81883333
What's so deep about it?

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5>4>6>7>>3>R1>1>2

Rogue One is literally prequel tier.

>>81883985
the sand

5>4>7=R1>6>3>1>2

5 > 4 > 6 > power gap > 7 > RO > prequel garbage

>>81883985
Midriffs

>>81883985

Don't feed the troll.

>>81884148
I agree.

>>81883724
>>81883729

VII is competently shot and decently acted which automatically makes it better than any of the prequels. I know it's fun and trendy to hate the new thing but you kids will have to grow up some day.

>>81883724
>MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE

>>81884596
fuck off, it looks good and that all it has for it.

>>81871012
5>R1>3>4>6>1>2>7

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>>81884638

... Which is more than the prequels can say for themselves by a mile. Suck it, Lucas apologist.

>>81884668
>3 that high

Stop it. Just stop

Well thanks for the thread everyone. I'm strictly a /mu/tant so I appreciate the bump limit. I'm actually not allowed to stay because of all the pedo posting.

May the force be with you.

>>81884688
yeah yeah the cgi is trash, dumb baby has to have everything look pretty to enjoy things. At least it's an original and interesting story.

>>81884730
3 is literally the highest level of kino Star Wars will ever reach.

>>81884800
>At least it's an original and interesting story.

You can't be fucking serious.

>>81884830
>prequel defending retards are also the ones spreading the kino meme cancer

it all makes sense now

>>81884800
>it looks astoundingly terrible and has a shitty story that makes absolutely no sense but at least it doesn't follow the originals too closely

You have your priorities out of whack, sir.

>>81884897
Greentexting won't make you less of a pleb.

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>>81882366
BfE > CoC > Holiday Special

Honestly though, I could be mistaken. I don't even remember the Ewok movies that much, and I only saw them a few months ago.

I remember Battle for Endor being darker, and Wicket speaking Basic which confused me because he didn't know a lick of it when he met Leia (supposedly after these events). But I think it mostly turned more implausible there, while the other was a more run-of-the-mill adventure.

That said, the Burl Ives narration felt weird and Rudolph-y, and it was fun seeing Wilford Brimley act tsundere to everyone.

Unfortunately, they were both so forgettable and boring that I can't be assed to go watch them again to check which I actually did like less. The Holiday Special was terrible, but it was at least entertainingly and memorably terrible.

>>81885032

See if you can go one post without using the words kino, pleb, or reddit.

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>>81884623
>haha I'll greentext a strawman as to make his statement that VII is shit seem ridiculous
>hehe he'll never see it coming XD

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>>81884596
>competently shot
>decently acted

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHA

*breathes in*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

3,5,6,4,7,R1,2,1

Jar jar killed star wars!
I would sell a kidney just to see that horrific creature's death !