ITT: Movies that no amount of marketing can save.

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I know how to save it

This movie looks awesome

Can waifus save any movie?

>>81868879
How so?

>>81868368
It doesn't have Ryan Reynolds or Armie Hammer, so it should be successful.

>>81868879
The movie will have some nice shots and scenes but will just feel like a big guy ritchie meme movie of snatch: medieval magic edition.

Atleast CIA is in it

Wtf is up with this movie and white skinny lanklets latching on to it cause the dude is white.. Movie looks like dogshit desu

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>>81868828
this

Ritchie's last film was pure kino so I will enjoy watching it when its available online or when it reaches the bargain bin at Wal-Mart.

I picked up both Man from UNCLE and Sherlock Holmes 1 and 2 for 5 dollars each at Wal-Mart a few months ago and marathoned them all

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>>81869258
How stupid should I be to become that poor in You-Ass-Ayyy ?
Is my pic appropriate?

Pirates 5 will make money but it will be terrible. Shame, I really like the first one. The second one has it's moments, but there are whole scenes that could be cut out. The third one, there's like maybe the quarter that's good as is, and maybe some scenes that are salvageable, but it's a bad movie overall. Why make Pirates into Star Wars? Why make it all epic? Why have the rebels versus the empire? Also the whole concept of all the pirates in the world working together is fucking stupid. And the fourth one, of course, is so terrible that I only watched it once.

>HEY GOY, DONT WATCH THIS GO WATCH GUARDIANS OF GALAXY INSTEAD. THIS MOVIE LOOKS SHIT THERES NO SAVING I SWEAR.
the state of disney shills

>>81869528
I'm not poor I just like a good bargain

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>>81868879