What are the essential Hal episodes?

Every single one

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>>81868176
When he builds a robot that shot bees. He was one cool dude.

All of them

But really, the lightbulb one, the rollerblading one, the dance at the arcade, race walking, the bunker, the one where he takes Francis for a ride, all the episodes when Lois wasn't around, the killer robot, the steamroller and the plug/unplug the vegetable one off the top of my head

>>81868176
>the episode were half never showed up for work on Fridays
>intro episode were half is sing half naked about his stomach and Lois says something about being embarrassed for the both of them
>hal has a feeding fetish and keeps feeding pregnant Lois secretly
>hal speed walks with some people

>>81868176
The one where he beats Dewey with a belt and locks him in the attic for a week.

Classic Hal.

>>81868267
Wtf are you talking about that never happened

>>81868266
>hal has a feeding fetish and keeps feeding pregnant Lois secretly

Our guy

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>>81868233
How were bees going to harm another robot? Fucking Hal.

>>81868614
thier purpose was to harm the human controlling said robot

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>>81868266
>hal has a feeding fetish and keeps feeding pregnant Lois secretly

>>81868823
That episode confused me as a child...

>>81868889
honestly a lot of episodes confused me as a kid

>>81869015
Yeah me too.
As a kid I kept thinking to myself, why does half keep looking at her fat butt, I felt embarrassed having a big butt as a kid.

>>81868176
Power walking episode

>>81869015
>>81869090
Is injecting liquid butter into biscuits actually a thing, or did Hal invent that?

>>81869272
I already mention it, man.

>>81869334
Could be real?

fuck this show is so great, I wish I watched it as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oqKVkZTQ80

>>81869425
Who is the brave soul willing to try it out?

>>81868176
all of them. He's consistent, it's the kids who are inconsistent because they're aging
Dewey becomes a shit, Reese grows into his role, and Malcolm truly becomes always correct

>>81869801
You and post results!

>>81869348
oh well aren't you fucking special, man.

>>81869871
You mean try eating butter-injected biscuits myself, or feed it to my girlfriend in secret?

when he has to decide whether or not to pull the plug on that neighbor who made him his living poa

>>81868176
Crawl Space

>>81868176
I haven't watched this show in years but I can pretty clearly remember the episode where Hal wins $1000 in the lottery and doesn't tell Lois, and instead buys a steamroller and runs over a whole bunch of his family's stuff to blow off some steam (which I've just realised may have been an intentional play on words).
Dewey catches him and says he'll only keep it secret if he can run over Malcolm's bike, and Hal reluctantly agrees and reveals that he already has the bike in the car ready to go because he was planning on running over it himself.

Him and Abe going back and forth over who the murderer is in the trial they think Lois is in the jury for