How do you go from this...

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...to this?

>>81866705
>>81866780
shoop?

Both of these images are shopped.

>>81866780
Holy shit is this real????

Wow. They even shooped the stretch marks.

roids

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>>81866804
>>81866865

>>81866864

http://www.4chan.org/rules

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>>81867413
fuck off retard, that's the proper response to a tripfag

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imagínate ser Pablo en esa foto y tener que estar como "maldición, Chloe Moretz, estás muy buena, toda sexy con tu cuerpo de refrigerador y horrible cara rechoncha. De verdad tendría sexo contigo" cuando todo lo que quiere hacer es tirarse a otra latina de 16 en el vestidor de Chloe. En serio imagínate tener que ser ese chico mexicano y no solo abrir esa puerta mientras Chloe Grace Moretz luce su asqueroso cuerpo frente a ti, la luz del sol revelando sus pezones perforados y pata de camello, y solo pararte ahí, una y otra vez, mientras ella se abre paso lentamente fuera de su auto. No solo tener que tolerar su monstruosa puta vagina sino su actitud arrogante mientras todos en el lugar le dicen que TODAVÍA LO TIENE y MALDICIÓN, ¿CHLOE GRACE MORETZ SE VE *ASÍ*? porque ellos no son los que tienen que pararse ahí y observar su rechoncha puta cara de michelin colocada flácida y sosa en su asqueroso cuerpo de refrigerador. Te has estado tirando nada más que una saludable dieta de latinas firmes y morenas y después presuntas víctimas de violación del cartel por TODA TU CARRERA saliendo de los barrios bajos en México. Nunca antes has visto algo tan jodidamente asqueroso, y ahora juras que puedes probar el sudor que está saliendo de su mal proporcionado culo mientras se lo abren esos mal ajustados pantalones deportivos, engreidamente confiada en que disfrutas la oportunidad de que te paguen por pararte ahí y deleitarte de su belleza "estatuesca (pues así es como se describe a sí misma)", la belleza por la que trabajó tan duro 7 días a la semana en los meses anteriores. Y entonces ella pide abrir otra puerta, y sabes que podrías matar a cada persona en este estacionamento antes que su seguridad pudiera derribarte, pero te sientas ahí y aguantas, porque eres un puto chico mexicano. No vas a perder tu futura carrera de chofer por esto. Solo aguanta. Asquea la cara y aguanta.

>>81867413

Hey, did I get the guy banned?

>>81867699
nah it just got deleted

>>81867721

Shit.

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>>81867641

>>81866780
Birth control pills

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>>81867641
>Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you're very good, all sexy with your cool body and horrible chubby face, I'd really have sex with you" when all she wants to do is throw herself at another Latina Of 16 in Chloe's dressing room. Seriously imagine having to be that Mexican guy and not just open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz wears her filthy body in front of you, sunlight revealing her pierced nipples and camel's leg, and just stand there, over and over again, As she slowly steps away from her car. Not only have to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her arrogant attitude while everyone in the place tells her that STILL HAVE AND CURSED, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ SEES * SO *? Because they are not the ones who have to stand there and watch their chubby bitch face of michelin placed flabby and bland in their disgusting body of refrigerator. You've been throwing nothing but a healthy diet of firm and brown latinas and then alleged victims of violation of the poster by ALL YOUR CARRERA leaving the slums in Mexico. Never before have you seen something so fucking disgusting, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's coming out of your badly proportioned ass while you open those badly slung sports pants, smugly confident you get the chance to get paid to stand there and To delight in her "statuesque beauty" (the way she describes herself), the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she asks to open another door, and you know you could kill every person in this parking lot before your security could knock you down, but you sit there and you take it, because you're a fucking Mexican boy. You're not going to miss your future driver's career for this. Just hold on. Grind your face and hold it.

google translate somehow always screws up pronouns that way, but otherwise it translates well