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Are you excited for more Christkino?

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>>81861182
What could this movie possibly be about? The crucifixion had a lot of drama, betrayal, violence, etc. Jesus' resurrection is boring.
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>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like
>Get drunk and when a cop pulls you over you express your love for sand niggers
>Beg your Jewish overlords for forgiveness and apologize multiple times, but they show no mercy and kill your career
>Become an even bigger alcoholic in your depression
>Your wife cucks you for a nigger
>You get caught on tape crying about how upset you are that your wife is cucking you for a nigger
>Now trying to appease his masters by making an anti-war movie glamorizing a soldier who refused to kill the enemy, starring a Jewish actor

Is there a bigger cuck in Hollywood than Mel Gibson?
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>>81861182
he will get black listed again
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shouldn't it have been called "the man with burns on half his face". his face is still there.
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>>81861213
The Resurrection is the whole point, and it could make a far more interesting film, done right.

He should have shot it simultaneously though. Doing it now is as pointless as not including it in the first first was.
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>>81861218
Kinda stale m8
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>>81861237
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>>81861584
>The Resurrection is the whole point

No shit. That's why he included it at the end of the passion.

>it could make a far more interesting film, done right.

Absolutely not. You need to read more of your bible if you think there is any substance worthy of a stand alone film there.
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Hopefully it will not be laughable and forgettable like Hacksaw Ridge but more like his older works
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>>81861182
is it going to be part of the DCEU? and crossover with his suicide sqaud flick?
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>>81861182
he can''t beat the original sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZA2gbUz77U
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>>81861182
Jim Caviezel's wife just got the red panties out
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>>81861786
you know how to use... one of these?
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>>81861702
1. One shot of the empty tomb isn't the events of the Resurrection.

2. You need to see some better films if you don't think Jesus's appearances to his disciples would be more interesting as cinema than the Passion.
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>>81861749
As digital is here to stay, it'll be laughable and forgettable.

The medium is over.
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The first one was already terrible. Hardcore christians always get a hard on for the extreme suffering of Christ because it plays onto their bullshit narrative that "he died for our sins so our stupid ass system of belief is justified!". Also, is he going to send movie tickets to Catholic schools like he did the last time?
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>>81861763

If anything it'll be a prequel to the next film in the Shyamalamlfam cinematic universe.

>Mel and Joaquin's characters from Signs team up with Bruce Willis and Jesus to take down the forces of Satan and James McAvoy
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>>81861213


Believe he said he wants to depict Christ going through Hell and saving the souls of those who died before he resurrected.
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>>81861946
sup goldshtein
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>>81861237
if he was blacklisted why didn't he just make non-hollywood movies? the fact that he didn't shows he was just lazy. that pretty much blows up your shitty conspiracy theories.
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>>81861985

Sauce? Mel can't be that much of a hack. He needs go bo back to his Braveheart/Patriot/WWS historical banter roots.

>Jesus resurrects then fucks off to Heaven
>Plot is about how the Apostles deal with spreading Christ's message even though he isn't there to guide them irl anymore cue Mel's character from Signs inner struggles while having plenty of Christian-Roman banter (kawaii Lion pits etc.)

Would be Christkino.
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>>81862140

http://movieweb.com/passion-of-christ-2-resurrection-jesus-in-hell/

Sounds like its up in the air, I'm always interested in someone trying to depict Hell but it could definitely go horribly wrong
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>>81862063

>Director blacklisted by Hollywood for being accused (((anti-Semitism)))
>Being able to make movies in Europe, let alone get them distributed

No point in making films if they won't be shown in theaters, and Hollywood has a huge reach.

His only option would've been Asia/India, but I doubt Mel is capable of making slant-eyekino, and Shyamalamapai has been so discredited, he probably wouldn't have been able to break into Bollywood either.
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>>81861182
>based Mel doing another literal Jew movie
When's he going to do some proper kino again like Apocalypse Now?
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>*burp* MORTY
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>>81862245
do seriously you think all movies in america are hollywood movies?
George Lucas literally made Return of the Jedi with his own money.
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>>81862223

>but it could definitely go horribly wrong

It always seems to. The only film that portrayed Hell on a coherent way recently was Constantine, and it did it by spending only 2 minutes of screen time there and making it clear that you really need to gtfo asap even if you're prepared.

A whole movie there with fucking Jesus screams cartoony religious Capeshit.
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>>81862373

Which is why I mentioned distribution retard. Theaters are in as much financial shit as Hollywood, which by itself is so bad that most money-making releases are capeshit blockbusters or rehashes. They're not going to take risks on an independent Gibson film that would likely be low-budget.

>Comparing early 80s Hollywood to the present day

Wew
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>>81861182
jesus? you mean jeshua, the rebel jew.
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Wasn't he going to direct a movie about Vikings with all of the dialogues in a old norse dialect or something like that? Perhaps I'm confusing him with another person. That would be much more interesting, in my opinion.
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>>81861182
>another movie about the cool jew that saved us from "evil"
wtf i love jews, israel, jerusalem and judaism
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yeah... I'm thinking he's back
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>>81862543

He's working on a buddy cop film with Vince Vaughn right now, so it could still be in the works for later.
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>>81862543
Yeah but then DiCaprio dropped out because of the phone calls, so he had to shelve it
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>>81862751


Honestly its pretty amazing he continues to come back. I guess even liberal hollywood can't deny he's a talented man.
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>>81862245
He would easily have been able to make them in Europe.
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>>81862140
Of course Mel can be that much of a hack.
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ITT: people overpraise artists who agree with them.
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>>81861946
Hey, reddit.
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>Jesus was betrayed by Jews and killed
>resurrects more powerful than he ever was
>Mel was betrayed by Jews and (his career) was killed
>resurrects more powerful than he ever was
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>>81863218
1. Mel wasn't betrayed, he said "fucken jews" until they blackballed him. Then, when he'd nearly made a comeback, he said "fucken niggerrape".

2. He resurrected by making a pacifist movie starring a Jew. He couldn't have eaten more humble pie if he'd walked into a gay bar nude with a target painted on his ass, wearing a yarmukle.
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>>81863304
No, his buddy RDJ saved his ass and convinced the hollyjews that he had "hugged the cactus" long enough in front of an awards ceremony
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>>81861218
Real mean lose their hair
Faggot nu-males merely get grey hair
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>>81863891
Nope, check the dates, that didn't get his shit funded again. He showed himself willing to cast a Jew in a movie that made a 180 from his earlier apparent beliefs. That unlocked the system for him.
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>>81863937
This

Hair loss is a sign of high testosterone
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>>81862270
>Gibson
>Apocalypse Now
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>>81861702
>He doesn't consider the biggest shit storm to happen in the middle East worthy of a movie
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>>81861213
The movie will entail Jesus' travails and teachings in the Americas which occurred after his resurrection.
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>>81861182
YOU CAN'T QUELL THE MEL
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>>81861182
It's actually about Jesus's brief vacation to the Americas and the golden plates.
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>>81861182
>Jesus Christ: Ressurection
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>>81864361
>>81864431
Spooky
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