What would you do in this situation?

>>81859053

let left sit on my face

>>81859053
take free pizza
store leftovers in fridge

>>81859053
I wouldn't answer the door to begin with.

Depends. Am I in a state with a Stand Your Ground law?

>>81859209
This. I never open door because it might be the TV-licence inspector.

Also women are nothing but trouble

Jerk off

>>81859209
>>81859304
>not answering the door
beta as fuck

>>81859053
Turn the garden hose on them.

be delighted as it would be the first time a female has been in my apartment for nearly a year

>>81859053
Shoot them. Drag them inside. Claim they were inside when I shot them.

>>81859053
lexi belle on the left?

>>81859053
I honestly would not drag the night out. I would just call a taxi or drive them where they need to go.
I've come to deeply distrust hot girls.

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>>81859053
Double dose

>>81859918
You say that now, but when 2 succubi start coming on strong even the most will-powered man will lose his mind over his dick.

Fuck them, I'd be fine getting murdered afterwards, atleast I didnt die as a virgin

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As a man I would simply use my greater size and strength to overpower them.

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>>81860192
this

>>81859053
Feed them eggs.

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>>81860285
I'd like to think that because I am 6'4 and /fit/ I would be safe from their antics but they would probably get the drop on me with their succubus acts

marry ana de armas

>>81859209
this honestly

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Knock my gf out who lives with me, then invite them in. And tell them I have a dryer for their clothes. When they are all naked turn on a slow gas leak til they pass out

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>>81860285
i need more for research purposes