[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Karate a muerte en Torremolinos

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 19
Thread images: 5

File: jocantaro.jpg (90KB, 1001x612px) Image search: [Google]
jocantaro.jpg
90KB, 1001x612px
Have someone else seen the spanish movie "Karate a muerte en Torremolinos"? I think that this film is the master piece in our cinema.
>>
>>81857140

Half octopus, half spider-crab
>>
>>81857140
Love Jess man
>>
File: 1173778060522.jpg (71KB, 780x683px) Image search: [Google]
1173778060522.jpg
71KB, 780x683px
>>81857140

ARE YOU WITH SHOCKER?!?
>>
File: karate-muerte-torremolinos.jpg (5KB, 281x180px) Image search: [Google]
karate-muerte-torremolinos.jpg
5KB, 281x180px
Pay me with blunts
>>
I need 5 just-fucked virgins
>>
Dafuq is that thing?
>>
>>81857359
Karate to death in Torremolinos
>>
Yeah, that film in which a group o catholic surfers battle against 4 ninjas from WWII in order to stop the rise of Jocántaro
>>
It´s Jocantaro, an ancient god which killed the dinosaurs and were killed by 5 virgins, It just can be woken by 5 just fucked girls.
>>
>>81857140
Is there a single spanish movie worth watching?
>>
No, I haven't.

But I can share the titles of some good Spanish (sometimes international co-productions) cinema in case anyone is interested:
>Amanece que no es Poco (1989)
>Arrebato (1979)
>Bienvenido Mister Marshall (1952)
>Cría Cuervos (1976)
>Día de la Bestia (1995)
>Espíritu de la Colmena, el (1973)
>Muerte de un Ciclista (1955)
>Piel que Habito, la (2011)
>Plácido (1961)
>¿Quién Puede Matar a un Niño? (1976)
>Santos Inocentes, los (1984)
>Verdugo, el (1963)
>Viridiana (1961)

Haven't seen Blancanieves (2012) but I have it on my backlock.
I feel split on the work of Carlus Vermut. I sort of enjoy his movies but he is way too passive with the camera, his blocking is not that good, lighting is mostly mediocre... it's like an indie guy that doesn't know what he is doing but has had the luck of working with some good actors and interesting narrative concepts.
>>
yep, this one
>>
>>81857511
This one bro
>>
All these flims are bullshit in relation to Karate to death in Torremolinos.
>>
>>81857517
Wow, those are actually good films. I recommend you these ones:
https://magnet.xataka.com/nuestro-tsundoku/31-peliculas-que-recomendamos-a-los-que-dicen-odiar-el-cine-espanol
>>
Sharknado is fucking bullshit compared to this
>>
Actually I´m from Spain and I seen mostly all this films and they are magnificent works, but this post is in relation to shitty films.
(Amanece que no es poco is one of the most funny films to see if you cought spanish humor)
>>

▲▲
Thread posts: 19
Thread images: 5


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.