Have someone else seen the spanish movie "Karate a muerte en Torremolinos"? I think that this film is the master piece in our cinema.
>>81857140
Half octopus, half spider-crab
>>81857140
Love Jess man
>>81857140
ARE YOU WITH SHOCKER?!?
Pay me with blunts
I need 5 just-fucked virgins
Dafuq is that thing?
>>81857359
Karate to death in Torremolinos
Yeah, that film in which a group o catholic surfers battle against 4 ninjas from WWII in order to stop the rise of Jocántaro
It´s Jocantaro, an ancient god which killed the dinosaurs and were killed by 5 virgins, It just can be woken by 5 just fucked girls.
>>81857140
Is there a single spanish movie worth watching?
No, I haven't.
But I can share the titles of some good Spanish (sometimes international co-productions) cinema in case anyone is interested:
>Amanece que no es Poco (1989)
>Arrebato (1979)
>Bienvenido Mister Marshall (1952)
>Cría Cuervos (1976)
>Día de la Bestia (1995)
>Espíritu de la Colmena, el (1973)
>Muerte de un Ciclista (1955)
>Piel que Habito, la (2011)
>Plácido (1961)
>¿Quién Puede Matar a un Niño? (1976)
>Santos Inocentes, los (1984)
>Verdugo, el (1963)
>Viridiana (1961)
Haven't seen Blancanieves (2012) but I have it on my backlock.
I feel split on the work of Carlus Vermut. I sort of enjoy his movies but he is way too passive with the camera, his blocking is not that good, lighting is mostly mediocre... it's like an indie guy that doesn't know what he is doing but has had the luck of working with some good actors and interesting narrative concepts.
yep, this one
>>81857511
This one bro
All these flims are bullshit in relation to Karate to death in Torremolinos.
>>81857517
Wow, those are actually good films. I recommend you these ones:
https://magnet.xataka.com/nuestro-tsundoku/31-peliculas-que-recomendamos-a-los-que-dicen-odiar-el-cine-espanol
Sharknado is fucking bullshit compared to this
Actually I´m from Spain and I seen mostly all this films and they are magnificent works, but this post is in relation to shitty films.
(Amanece que no es poco is one of the most funny films to see if you cought spanish humor)
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