IM GONNA BLOW MY BEANS

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NO TURDUCKEN?

>>81853423
>Oh yeah, they can laugh, but I win because they think I pissed myself, they've no clue I came all in my pants!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2792sa3xvl8

>take the sunday times for a shit
>reading a best seller about child abuse
>im just a normal functioning member of the human race and theres no way anyone can prove otherwise

this series was probably the high point

>im eating dog leg i have definately reached a new low

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>>81853423
Has there ever been a more erotic scene on British television?

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>>81854458

>>81854458
I jerked off to it a couple of times. It's pretty hot.

Fun fact: when Mark is all flustered afterwards and is excusing himself he tells Dobby
""Sorry, I should be going. You know, the world turns on its axis, one man works while another relaxes.""

This is a shoutout to Massive Attack's album Blue Lines specifically the closing track the Hymn of the Big Wheel. For those that don't know UK's Massive Attack was a huge deal in the 90's and their debut album birthed the genre of Trip Hop. One of the best works of music ever, check it out you won't be disappointed, it only takes a couple of seconds into the first track to know this shit is something special.

>>81854458
I just realized they were looking in a mirror

>>81854784
Mezzanine is one of my favorite albums of all time. Their earlier stuff was ok but not as groundbreaking.

>>81854784
that fact wasn't fun

i want my money back

>>81854458
That scene was probably the hardest I've been in 10 years

>>81854784
When they set the house on fire he referenced Firestarter by le prodigy
It was gay

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>tfw something that hot will never happen to you

>>81854919
>>81854784

Since Mezzanine they are pretty bleh though

>>81854784
He also says "I'm going to do a Chesil Beach"

This is in reference to the novel "On Chesil Beach" by Ian McEwan where the leading male character prematurely ejaculates due to the couples' inexperience with sex. In my opinion McEwan is one of the best contemporary writers around, though I definitely wouldn't say On Chesil Beach is his best work you should really check out some of his stuff

>>81855218
cause in real life only retards shit where they eat

>>81855299
Tbh I think I'd risk my shitty job to get grinded on by Dobby like that

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NO TURKEY?!

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>Yeah compromise, The Swan.... and Pedo

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>>81855392

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>jez acting like this was a bad thing

>>81855647
>that cuckold in the first season

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>efficient time saving device

IM GONNA SPILL MY banana

>>81854458
how did they film this? i cant see a camera on mark

>>81855647
>I'd be turned on if this happened to me

Fuck you 4chan

>>81856197
just over marks shoulder and make them face the camera in the mirror

>>81856197
It's just filmed head on and then edited over the mirrors. You can occasionally check awkward moments where the mirrors are black when they turn to face one throughout the series

Sophie Chapman: Yes, you did. You said she was a knucklehead and she should knuckle down or you'd knuckle her fat head. Then you stamped on Gerard's foot.
Mark Corrigan: That was an accident.
Sophie Chapman: No, it wasn't.
Mark Corrigan: It could have been, I was careful to be sure that it could have been.


this is me

>>81854860
Wrong. A third person was in the room with them and it was their point of view.

>>81853423

Why can I tell they're British, do any non-inbred Brits still exist?

>>81856413

>implying you wouldn't fuck dobby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv9fsY9tU3c

Dark black comedy early series > later series wher everyones flanderised

>>81856495
Its still one of the only shows that can make me cringe as if im actually there.

>>81853694
>awwww...
>another horrible bit?

>>81856670

what other shows can do it for you?

>>81856495
>self harm might be very appealing, she'll want to take care of me

it's fucking weird but there's something musical or poetic about how he delivers that line

>>81854458
nothing like a good office slut to brighten up the work day

>>81855647
Fun Fact (I'm not the same fun fact guy): This actress was the voice of Lara Croft in the original Tomb Raider.

>>81856752
Not him but Inbetweeners. US Office made me cringe too when Michael got up to some of his shit

>>81854784
kek you started to turn into Patrick Bateman midway through

>>81856813
That IS a fun fact

>>81856813
>Jez got pegged by the literal Lara Croft

wow

I never considered Peek Show as being very grim/dark but my friend was telling me yesterday he's taken a break form it (around season 5) because he can't get over how terrible Mark has become as a person.
Did anyone else feel that way?

>>81856752
Cringed a few times at the inbetweeners and friday night dinner, basically anything that reminds me of something equally awkward ive done.

>>81856917
They're both really shitty people but not to the extent I'd ever call it dark

>>81856917
i started watching it after seeing random meme threads on tv and just assumed it was some funny basic comedy

usually the turkey meme or being a weirdo meme

immediately in season 1 i was stunned how dark it was, but i loved it because thats such an original and rare thing in tv comedy

i felt it became less dark as it went on

>>81856966
dude hes literally cutting his wrists >>81856495 to get a girl to pay attention to him, how is that not dark?

>>81857023
That's an exception really. Nothing else in the show is really at that tone

>>81854458
Who was in the wrong here?

>>81856670
I'm a fan of the US version of The Office (come at me) but I've never gotten why so many fucking people say that Scott's Tots episode is so cringy. I never cringe at that episode.

>>81853423
rewatching this scene now... fuck it was hot

also forgot how annoying Mark's voice is

>>81854458
>tfw no homely but still vaguely kind of cute girl to slowly rub her ass on my dick while giving me half a minute of intense fuck-me eyes until I jizz my pants in the office supply closet

>>81856495
>You could have your cock in her... you still wouldn't have the balls to fuck.
is this the most savage and cutting and undermining line in the series??

>>81856495
Why is Jeff so fucking orange in that one scene

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>>81857791

>>81854919
In my eyes Blue Lines was the groundbreaking album. Like I said it literally birthed an entire genre. Even to this day it's hard to find Trip Hop as quality as Blue Lines.
Mezzanine is badass too and is one of my favorites, but its so radically different than their first two albums that I don't like to compare them.

>>81856826

kek you are 100% right

I hope I don't turn out like that

>>81857116

It can get pretty dark at times. Like Super Hans putting Sophie's cousin into a k hole and making him suck him off.

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>>81858122
Fuckin hell i remember being like what the fuck at that scene.

>>81858122
Or the plotline where mark breaks up Sophies relationship and manipulates himself into one with her, get's cold feet when he meets her family but pretends he loves her when he finds out he'd be getting a house out of it all. Then jilts her at the alter and fucks off.

It's not grim dark but it's dark to me in that you're watching disgusting levels of human weakness and selfishness in a sitcom.

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Who would win in a fight?

>>81858394
Well one's a hologram so there would be much fighting happening. I suppose Rimmer would have to get the scutters to throw punches for him.

>>81858479
Not sure if you care about spoilers for an old, low-budget, British, comedy scifi but
eventually Rimmer gets an upgrade and can interact with the ship

>>81858394
Remember that season 5 episode where Mark puts down both a teenage burglar and Jeremy?

Don't remember much about Red Dwarf but does Rimmer ever win in a physical altercation?

>>81856813
camille luddington?

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>>81855289
>In my opinion McEwan is one of the best contemporary writers around

My fucking sides!

Say that on /lit/, I dare you.

>>81856670
>>81856752
The Comeback is best cringekino

>>81853423
no

>>81857791
>tfw no teenage goth girl who finds your autism endearing, to show you how to do degenerate things

>>81857116
What about when they eat the dog

>>81860047
this. such an underrated show

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>>81856495
Good guy Geoff

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>>81860628
He looks like a fat lee mack

>>81853423
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>>81856113
>its for horses hooves

>>81853423
>sitcom scenes youve fapped to

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How cute is this girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR1Upc9hu4k&spfreload=10&user=UCDxfG_jEwQjlV_3A6GgDn4w