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>>81852363
>Which captain do you guys think will die first?

Pike.

Sometimes I forget that Shatner is older than Stewart, but then I remember that Stewart looked like he was in his 50s by the time he was 35.

Anyway, I'm gonna pull a wild card and say Kate Mulgrew will die of cancer.

Brooks won't die, he's too funky (and Rutgers Medical School will keep him alive).

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This is Chancellor Gowron

Say something about him!

Please don't put trek in the title.

>>81852655
Shatner is going to outlast us all. He should have died of a massive heart attack 25 years ago, but somehow he's outlived Kelly, Doohan, and Nemoy.

It's not fair.

>>81852780
He died like a Klingon.

>>81853135
The real question is will any of them top the class of Nemoy's last tweet.

>>81853135
if he actually visits 4chan its only a matter of time before he chokes on his own tendies.

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>mfw i won't be able to make myself watch the Discovery series because the ugly-as-Klingon-shit ship just rustles my fucking jimmies too god damn much

I'm not usually autistic about shit in cinema,
but something about this ship makes me want to punch the screen every time i see it.

>>81852780
He trusted a Klingon without honor and paid the price for it

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>>81853326
>Worf
>Klingon

why are the captains the only ones that had a career after their Star Trek phase?

>>81852363
>that ship design
Was it really so hard for Enterprise to give us something like this? It looks much better than the flying saucer we ended up with.

>>81853514
That middle-eastern looking medic, the young actor with hair from i can't remember which series,
appeared in plenty of movies and TV shows afterwards.

Discovery pushed back to fall 2017.

https://www.inverse.com/article/30505-star-trek-discovery-release-date-rumors-delay-cbs

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>>81852363
>2 deflector dishes

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>>81853514
wut? Only PatStew had a worthwhile career following the show, if you can call playing Professor X a career. At least it's kept him on the screens, unlike any of the other ones.

>watching DS9 after two month break
>wonder why I stopped
>it's fucking Lwaxana is pregnant, Jake lusting on some milf episode

>>81853730
Claudius Picard looked pretty fucking boss there.

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>>81853773
Jake has great taste in women

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>tfw rewatch Voyager all the time
How can such a poorly written show be so comfy? I love just putting some Voyager on and sitting back to relax, none of the other shows give me that feeling.
It does have some incredibly well written Trek episodes, though, mostly involving Tuvok

>>81853947
>fun space adventure with a somewhat likeable cast

that's why
it's not trying hard to be edgy or different like DS9 which totally falls apart if you already know all the "twists" and events

>>81853947
Since the Voyager was a smaller class ship you can hear the faint white noise of the engines much more. That is the secret to all Trek and its comfiness. VOY just upped the volume on the white noise while actually making it make sense.

And even though it was a shit Trek, it still had some great characters. Tuvok being the best.

>>81853947
I didn't really like Neelix but loved his effects on Tuvok. When Neelix leaves the ship Tuvok's farewell was surprisingly touching. The guy cared about trek more than the people making it.

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>>81854023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOElzUkr5a0

>>81852780
His actor is a bretty cool guy

>>81854117
Pure neonatal bliss. Thank you anon, you've just commuted your sentence at Rura Penthei down to 9 months.

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>>81854102
Tuvok knows how to tug on the heart strings, I got choked up a few times watching Voyager and they were all Tuvok scenes. The one where they find out how to fix his brain damage, but he tells Neelix he doesn't want to go back to how he was because he wants to stay and have fun with Neelix as his friend. The one in Year of Hell where Janeway decides to take Voyager on a suicide mission, and that one where he says goodbye to Neelix.
;_;

>>81853247
>you have most likely shitposted with THE SHAT in your lifetime
I can die at peace.

>>81854432
I really liked the episode with the con artists posing as the crew and the guy posing as Tuvok goes in too deep and starts believing the ruse. Then the real Tuvok shows up and shoots him in the gut.

>"Your logic is flawed"
>goes full swat blinding the guy while also holding the high ground

>>81854432
I really liked the episode where he got stuck on that planet where time passed in a different way

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>>81853540
That was going to be the new design for season 5, but then the show was cancelled just as it was getting really good.

Personally, it's one of my favorite designs from Star Trek

>>81853623
Redundancy necessitated by unreliable technology. Why do you want them to put all their eggs in one deflector shaped basket?

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ITT we shall now discuss how Star Trek: Discovery should have the Star Trek franchise merged with Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda.

>>81854715
well you do have to realize that shields weren't like a thing in enterprise

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>>81853623
Voyager has two too.

>>81854754
>the federation
>ever falling

2edgy4me

>>81854698
Jesus christ that refit is pure sex.

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> tfw their will never be a voyager movie , ds9 or enterprise
feels bad man
> but in all honesty they should have made the new series about the enterprise b or a series that would have followed in the events after voyagers return

>>81854555
>>81854602
Tuvok really was a great character and Russ is an excellent actor, it's a shame he wasn't used more. In most episodes he was pretty much just restricted to a few lines of "Shields at 20%, Captain" and "Firing phasers"

>>81854754
anon please no

>>81854927
True, but the episodes that were about his POV were really good. Like the episode where he is investigating himself. I liked it better than DS9's version with Odo doing the same thing.

Or the episode where he and Tom crashed on the planet with the fake "multipass" girl they had falling in love with him. Its yet another Enemy Mine ripoff episode but it was good. Only Darmok fulfills what it set out to achieve better.

>>81854698
>>81852363
This is by far one of my all time favorite designs. So God damned nice.

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Allright /tv/, release your power level and let us know all about that Star Trek series you planned out, maybe even wrote some chapters or scripts. Tell us about the ship, the plot, the episode ideas and characters, etc.

>>81854518
>THE SHAT
His alias here is Bill Shits, he's a fucking maniac. Still love you Bill, do more music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jze2xTcukc0

>>81854518
>tfw you might have called shatner a faggot at some point

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>>81853773
I like the Lwaxana plot but the Jake part of that episode is 100% shit and I always skip through it. Pic related is where you are now.

>>81856140
I like every Lwaxana episode, with her DS9 episodes being her weakest (as they portray her at her weakest). Something about her is genuinely muse-like. They sincerely managed to portray aging in a nuanced way.

Picard fucked up not gallivanting around the stars with her when she came to visit.

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>>81855686
>Ship - standard federation ship in the TMP-era, sometime before Yesterday's Enterprise
>Characters - no idea, your standard crew but the doctor is a secret S31 agent
>Plot - here we go

So the ship encounters a race of aliens that use "hard" science fiction style technology. It's "primitive" but very effective.
>Casaba howitzer nuclear shaped charges that shred shields
>nuclear pulse propulsion based on antimatter-catalyzed fusion
>ablative armor
>effective point defenses
>actual electronic warfare
>bomb-pumped x-ray lasers

The federation crew is dumbfounded how a non-warp civilization can wreck their powerful and advanced ship, which is damaged following their drop out of warp in their system.

>meet with aliens
>aliens are free-market fanatics
>split into clans/mega-corporations
>obsessed with eugenics
>matriarchal
>embrace genetic modification

So the crew meets them and they find the aliens VERY sexually aggressive/forward. They reproduce by getting pregnant, then storing the embryo for later analysis. The more genetic diversity in a clan/corporation, the better so they like to fuck a lot.
>sex is competitive
>if partners are from different clans/corporations, the one who experienced the most climaxes loses, the one who provided the most pleasure gets to keep the embryo
>one alien mentions to a female Starfleet character that his family line has prehensile penises- and shows her

The Starfleet crew is horrified by all of this. The aliens are friendly enough but they're completely fucked in terms of Federation morals and values. Even when it comes to engineering, they laugh at Starfleet for using force fields to do simple shit like damage control. They consider replicators a massive waste, same with artificial gravity when you can just genetically modify the crew to resist zero-g and acceleration stresses.

>aliens have slower than light empire of 3 systems
>aliens are near Romulan border

>>81856428
I asked about your Star Trek series, not your fetish

But I like it

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>>81852363

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>>81856428
cont'd

>Feds eventually detect a graveyard of Romulan ships from about 150 years ago
>ships are wrecked, clearly picked over for technology
>ask aliens about it
>aliens reply that they thought the Romulans were clearly some race that got ahold of advanced tech but weren't ready for it- seeing as they use artificial gravity, don't wear vacuum suits during combat, etc.
>They think warp drive is an artifact from a hyper-advanced race and is too dangerous to use
>Were unable to decrypt much of the Romulan information, but did discover a planet's location
>decided to fuck them up
>sent a relativistic kill vehicle towards a Romulan colony system ~130 years go
>due to impact in the next week or so
>Romulans will never detect it coming, will 100% guaranteed destroy their planet
>Feds explain how much sh it this will cause, explain politics and technology of the galaxy to our aliens
>aliens understand, agree to help the Feds stop the RKV
>Feds fix ship, go to stop it
>Realize alien electronic warfare systems on the RKV's makes stopping them very hard
>Alien liaison on-board won't hand over EW shutdown codes to the Feds without some assurance- a main character joining his clan via mating
>Feds relent but no time for mating
>Alien liaison is very good at his job, shit happens they didn't expect, he still saves the day through sheer competence and engineering talent that puts Starfleet's engineers to shame

The episode ends with the Feds agreeing to donate gametes (eggs and sperm, no fertilized embryos) to the aliens to join their clans as honorary members/friends.

Everyone parts ways with disaster averted but the closing Captain's narration notes that he's terrified of what the aliens will be like on the wider Galactic stage. He notes that the Federation Council should make exceptions to allow these aliens membership- if only because he fears being their enemy and they wouldn't otherwise be allowed into the Federation-- as they despise unified governments.

>>81853730
Are there any other actors that looked better without hair?

>>81855686
Oh boy, you dun asked for it now

I've got a story I'm working on VERY intermitantly.
Takes place very, VERY post TNG. It's basically about the crew of the USS LaForge, an Igor class tender, as they follow behind some of the more prominent ships, including the Enterprise (In this case, the H) cleaning up messes and making repairs.

The idea is the Federation is the single longest lasting and broadest spanning intergalactic alliance, outlasting the Klingon empire, the Romulans, the Dominion, and even eradicating the Borg. There's not much left to do, and it's a very poorly kept secret that the Federation has kinda disappeared up its own ass, and become too much of a fan of itself.

I tried designing an Enterprise with that idea in mind. Something that's still cool, but also intentionally gaudy.

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>>81856822
Forgot my pic

>>81856797
I honestly can't think of any other characteristically bald actors.

>>81856934
I like the Starfleet symbol-shaped nacelles, it really gives the 'way too cocky' thing you want to go for. I'd elongate the ship, though, it seems pretty scrunched up.

>>81854754

this is a terrible post, and yet ironically hits on an idea since Nietzschens are essentially Andromeda-universe's augments.

Both are causes for their perspective universes in nearly the same fashion.

>>81855686
When I was in middle school and ENT was coming out my friend and I used to fantasize what a Sphere Builders war show would look like. As an adult I don't think it would be that great though.

>>81852567
Pike died in 1969.

>>81853947
I think the special comfiness of VOY is intrinsically linked to its bad writing.
The premise was supposed to allow for the grittiest Trek ever made, with a crew at each others' throats, no help from friends and allies, choices which force them to violate the PD just to survive... but instead it almost immediately became a comfy, familial 'adventure of the week' show.

>>81853245
screencap?

>>81853277
It really is a design with no appreciation for Federation A E S T H E T I C S

I have no fucking clue what they were thinking and I also screech autistically when I see it, anon.

>>81853730
I would not fuck with Jean Luc Claudius desu

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>>81858035

>>81858082
I thought the pics we saw were just concept art and not the final design ... right?

>>81854698
Enterprise and Voyager got the Braga dick so hard lads, it really makes me sad :(

Season 5 Enterprise they'd *finally* thrown off most of the baggage and all the cast was actually locked in to there characters/giving a shit about the material. CANCELLED.

Voyager? The most unique take on the Star Trek forumla possible, literal tabula rasa + freedom for darker sci fi story lines etc.
BERMAN-BRAGA'd

Rustles some sad jimmies my officers

>>81855686
Say what you will about the ship designs (I think they're actually pretty great, but to each their own), credit where it's due, the guy who renders these ships certainly knows what he's doing. The render and photoshop job on these shots is stunning.

>>81854820
I thought that thing went along with the exposed part of the saucer section and combined to be a secondary/specialized sensor array?

As I recall, Voyager was from a class of ships designed for scientific analysis & exploration. Thats also why they were outfitted with the bioneural gel packs (field testing) and the adjusting nacell pylons designed to slow/prevent subspace damage by high warp travel.

...I'm a fucking nerd :(

Does the uniform have any special property like being cold resistance or something along those lines? I'm asking because when the away team goes to a cold planet they rarely use any equipment

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>it's a Janeway refuses to kill a Vidiian to save Neelix on moral grounds but kills Tuvix to save Tuvok without hesitation episode

>>81855039
Darmok is on some Philip K. Dick shit though, tbf. Its truly one of the best written sci-fi telenovellas ever.

>>81858175
based. ty.

>>81858404
>Viridian
>a life that already existed

>Tuvix
>a life that only exists because of a transport accident

Tuvix had no right to exist

>>81858247
I prayed, but I secretly knew...

Paramount/CBS that whole Trek squad has never taken fan feedback seriously so I knew it wouldn't change. Yet I screech on into the darkness..

>>81858402
Its special property was being durable and reusable thus saving kike shekels

But shitposting aside, thats one of the few things I really like about nuTrek films - away missions get kitted out based on situation.

>>81858404
Tuvix was an abomination of transporter technology. Its pretty established by subtext that the Federation has little to no regard for any life forms that result from what can properly be called
>a transporter malfunction

its one of the subtly dark things about the Trek universe imo

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Was it kino?

>>81852780
He was in an interactive VHS board game some friends of my parents had when I was a kid
https://youtu.be/3_739DxrMOs

>>81858781
That scene in sickbay where he did six lines of holographic cocaine and started babbling about Phil Hartman was really unnecessary.

>>81858635
I asked because I was rewatching that Naked Time episode and they wear some special suit

>>81856720
>>81856428
this is fucking awesome m8
are you a writefag? I'd love to read stories like this

>>81858781
You know that Andy Dick did some voice acting on GTA: San Andreas? That's kino!

>>81853135
jewish blood magic

>>81856797
Willis and Statham

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>s4e2 The Visitor
how was ds9 able to make something so emotional

>>81858865
I STILL HAVE THIS GAME

used to play it with my parents. its fucking based lads. pop in the comfy vhs and play along with the board game as crewman attempting to save an abandoned Enterprise from takeover by Klingons.

This needs a blu-ray re-issue

>>81859115
There are a handful of times where the writers thought to address the need for special costumes/suits and the studio had the budget for it to happen. So it ends up being pretty rare.

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>watched TOS a long-ass time ago in high school
>plus TAS
>finally got around to watching the movies

>TMP: DC
Good stuff. Great story and character development, but ultimately felt like an extended episode and was just way too slow in some parts, even with the director's cut fixing some pacing issues already.

>II
I knew it was supposed to be good, and I had seen clips but damn, I never knew how great this truly was. It's better than TMP at being a movie, because it ramps up the stakes and the action without overtaking the characters.

>III
A little boring, but still quite enjoyable. I like the new Klingon look and language, and the plot felt like a natural extension of II. The ending was pretty awkward though.

>IV
Oh this one was great. I love when there's no villain and it's just about solving a problem. The humor was fantastic. I miss when Trek was this fun. My only problem is the plot.

Now I'm up to V. Pic related. I am 20 minutes in and already this is one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen in my life. I've heard people say it's still true to Kirk, Spock and McCoy but even that feels very off.

And it started so promising, so humble. Just Kirk climbing a mountain while he's on shore leave? I love it. And the intro in the neutral zone was kind of compelling. But after those first 8 minutes, it just takes a nosedive. Did Shatner himself write this script? I don't think I can finish this.

>>81860023
Yeah Final Frontier was pretty shitty. The Kirk/Spock/McCoy bantering and some of Scotty's shenanigans were the only thing redeemable about it. Undiscovered Country I think is the best Trek film though, so atleast you have that.

>>81860023
TMP is the ultimate pleb filter. It's all downhill from there. Only Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country is worth it.

>>81860023
The thing about TMP is that it originally WAS a TV episode. It was originally pitched as a pilot for a new series with Decker as the Captain, but nobody wanted to pick it up so it was reworked and optioned as a movie.

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>>81852363
>>81853784
I accept your graceful defeat and apology.

You see, us Enterprise fans are weirdly enough the most outspoken and defiant against the naysayers and rightly so.

>devoid of nu-males or feminists
>actual frontier space exploration, unlike the rest of trek
>bro-tier Captain who has your back no matter what (and can play the funk outta' some Water Polo)
>sexy Vulcan bridge babe
>country fried catfish Trip Tucker the Third makin' sure them engines are running at peak efficicacy
>sexy comm officer who can speak in more tongues than you've ever had running across your WHOOOAAA

Face it. Enterprise is arguably the best of the entire franchise and will go down in history as such.

Later fags.

>>81860084
>>81860122
Anyone have a Mega or torrent of the director's edition of VI? I can't find it anywhere.

>>81860225
I enjoyed Phlox

>>81860171
This.

>>81860023

II works so well because it's telling (like in a good Trek episode) an archetypal story in a newish way with Trek flavor.
Submarine stories are always high tension affairs and generally excellent.

http://ew.com/article/2016/05/06/star-trek-ii-wrath-khan-geekly/

This article is quite fun too

>>81860225
>the ENT autist is evolving

How do we stop him

>>81858375
>...I'm a fucking nerd :(
More like "I'm a ....fuckin' nerd \m/ ^_^ \m/!"

>>81860365
Bro, I'm another ENT autist. Not that spam-wizard David (his real name irl).

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>>81859192
No. I just love the idea of an "anti-Federation" that isn't outright evil. Also a foil to the over-engineering of Starfleet design.

That and they've met sexually weird aliens before, but there's never been a compelling reason for them being forward other than strange gender system or ulterior motives or just being slutty.

Other Trek idea:
>USS Diversity
>Klingon Medical Officer who believes euthanasia is the correct choice for all serious problems
>Copious bloodwine consumption solves all other problems
>Empathic ship's counselor who CONSTANTLY senses that enemies on-screen want to bang him
>Apathetic captain, given position as punishment
>Starfleet's most practical engineering department, literally stares at the captain when he suggests using a force field instead of closing a door.
>Consoles on the bridge NEVER explode- engineers explain they just used low voltage electricity and fiber optics- go on to ask why ANYONE would run high energy plasma through a simple console
>Engineers are aloof, inaccessible, condescending- think the most insufferable IT team ever
>Ship's counselor is often traded to enemies of the week in exchange for the ship's survival
>Captain always has a dirty trick/plan to dupe the enemies
>Sensor lock on counselor
>beam out the MOMENT before penetration
>Ship's counselor is a goddamn wreck, can't counsel anyone because of his crippling PTSD
>Think Harry Kim but worse with women, because he's scared shitless of intimacy or sexual contact
>Counselor will regularly and publicly melt down when nubile alien women are involved in the plot
>Ferengi academy grad as helmsman
>Jewish human at ops
>They are unnaturally good bros, better than Bashir and O'Brien
>Routinely swindle and trick aliens for shit the ship needs
>Constantly running scams among the crew
>Tactical officer is of vaguely Germanic extraction (he's secretly Swiss, strangely gets on with Ferengi and Jew), very intense, borderline genocidal

>>81860365
>he thinks there's just one ENTrician

>>81860634
This idea is batshit crazy but somehow sounds interesting

Are the IDW comics good?

>>81860634
>crew are routinely sent on dangerous but relatively low-stakes missions

So episodes could include:
>the crew meets the Borg and the tactical officer literally just beams canisters of caustic gas to melt flesh off of them
>rest of crew agrees they should salvage borg technology
>decide to sell it to Ferengi instead of turning it into Starfleet because money buys nice things

or

>Crew negotiates with would-be federation member for dilithium rights
>alien leader has the hots for the counselor
>let him get almost raped, record whole thing on sensors
>beam him out
>alien leader is pissed
>blackmail him with near-rape
>save the day and get the dilithium

or

>re-hash of the Inner Light
>Captain realizes his reality isn't true
>figures he's in a coma
>spends the rest of his simulated life drinking and womanizing, drifting from town to town as he gets kicked out of them
>receives flute
>puts it on his desk and calls it the "Skin Flute" based on how he lived his virtual life

That kind of thing. Just how a crew of rejects and misfits would handle the Trek universe.

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>>81860634
fuckin FUND IT

>>81860423
I don't care who you are, please just stop shitposting.

You're giving a bad name to the rest of us Enterprise fans. It's hard to convince new people to give Enterprise a try when they look over our discussions and see how "that kid" and cringeworthy you are.

>>81853104
>Please don't put trek in the title.
Why not?

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My god why does this have to be a thing
Anons please tell me she never shows up again in DS9 and this is just to make feel TNG fans feel at home?

Im seriously not even that against Lwaxana Troi, she's more entertaining than Deanna, but this is a little too much, and can they give her something else to do other than to chase after a guy? And i don't mean some bullshit about a dead kid either, that Menage a Troi episode was fun, but just stop with her looking for a mate bullshit, at least not make it the centre of every episode she's in

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>>81860634
>>81860922

pic very much related. shit that's a fucking hilarious crew. I wish Paramount had the balls to do a Trek deadpan black comedy like this.

>>81853277
TNG enterprise also looks like shit tbqh, especially compared to TOS enterprise

>>81861028
>I don't care who you are, please just stop shitposting.

That wasn't a shitpost, just an homage to his style without all the name calling.

When I REALLY post about Enterprise, it's usually in response to someone who acts like they've seen it, then gets called out and inevitably says like "Well I forgot that because it was so boring" or something useless.

Trust me, I meant every word of what I said. I have faith to believe.

>>81861106
Its taken me literal decades to realize shes a cock hound the way 60s Trek would have poon hounds be acceptable. And its just as annoying the other way.

whoadude #feminism I guess, but for real. That one note pandering shit is insufferable, so grats to the writers for showing it to me in a way I could appreciate that truth.

>>81853730

>>81853730
He also plays poop in the new Emoji Movie
does that count as a worthwhile career?

>>81861133
get the fuck out. now.

>>81861140
>That wasn't a shitpost
It was.

Please take a vacation or something, then come back and re-evaluate your posting style. You're too close to your shitposts right now, you can't see them with any sort of objectivity.

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>>81854754
We already wrecked your asshole in the last thread, don't make me repost and destroy you a third time.

>>81860264
Nobody?

>>81861166
Counts as gettin fuckin paaaaaaid nigga, nothin wrong with a little bread.

He was also in some serious acting shit on Broadway with his bro Magneto a few years ago. I saw one of those performances, the dude can act his fucking balls off have no doubt.

>>81852363
Patrick Stewart has made the fatal mistake of adopting a pitbull that was used in dogfights, expect him to have his face ripped off within the year.

>>81861211

Captain Kevin Sorbo?

Get erased from the time-stream faggot, that would be based af and you know it.

>>81861166
>not being a stuck up asshole actor that think he is above roles is now bad

>>81860225
>le sexy ayy girl
>le sexy piss color girl
>"bro-tier"
Literally and unironically kill yourself
Even Voyager is better than your garbage.
go watch real trek.

>>81861273
;-;

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would you?

>>81860769
So another episode idea:
>be inna Dominion War
>crew has no real orders, Starfleet Command seems to have forgotten about them
>decide to be useful, if only to avoid getting in trouble
>concoct plan to poison Ketracel White supplies
>Jew and Ferengi figure out it's produced by subcontractors in the Gamma Quadrant
>a long series of bribes and blackmail ensue
>poison Ketracel White with powerful hallucinogen
>winds up winning the Federation a major series of battles
>leads to Dominion nationalization of Ketracel White production, economic crisis as the producing subcontractors collapse
>crew get medals for it

Holodeck character runs amok episode
>Sexually aggressive characters from an adult holoprogram are rampaging throughout the ship
>projectors throughout the ship for an EMH nobody uses allows them to run amok
>No safeties because the crewman who caused this likes it rough
>crew are barricaded in their quarters against hordes of horny holocharacters
>somebody takes Jeffries tube to engineering
>Engineering crew going about shit like nothing's happened
>realize they disabled the holoprojectors as unnecessary and just shunt the power to other systems
>ask them to help
>they literally press a single button and the holorampage ends
>ask how they did it
"You did graduate from the Academy, right? Who would make a holomatrix you can't disable?"

>>81861273
:(

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>>81861299

>>81861106
She has two more episodes where she chases after Odo, but new context makes those plots work as tragedies instead of comedies.

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>>81861306

lmfao bro, deapan trek comedy fucking WHEN?

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>>81861273

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>>81860023
>>81860171
The Motion Picture is also a remake of a TOS episode, The Changeling.

Gene, you fucking hack.

>>81861273
why did you do this?

>>81861273
Bill's alone now...

>>81861306
That TNG episode where everyone "de-evolved" into weird creatures
>it happens to the crew
>re-programmed EMH is only one on-board to fix it
>complains constantly that the concept of "de-evolution" is nonsense, swears this has to be Q's doing
>de-evolved crew is screwing constantly, tons of eggs and young abominations on-board
>EMH fixes crew
>left with a cargobay full of little abominations
>decide to leave them on random planet
>receive distress signal a week later from Federation ship visiting said random planet
>little abominations killed entire away team, including captain and entire command crew
>insert speech about why essential ship's personnel don't go on away missions
>called to Starfleet Command to testify and have their logs audited
>a mad dash to edit the ship's logs and get their stories straight ensues
>crew spend entire journey to SFC in holodeck practicing their lies

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>mfw Klingon theme from TMP is stuck in my head again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58wJRrvVgZI

They actually tried using this theme in early TNG episodes but quickly abandoned it.

>>81861273
As if that asshole actually cares, he probably hated everyone of them anyway

Can we legitimately get like 3-4 scripts from these comedy adventures put together?

Playing with such sacred tropes would make for 11/10 comedy. Like even normies would be dying from these inappropriate hijinks thanks to Trek ubiquity if banter met lofty heights of premise.

Like fuck, these stories would be hilarious to watch like a 12 ep season of.

>>81861682
>Aliens are demanding the head of several crew for shit they did last season
>realize transporter "accidents" can be replicated to make duplicates of crew like what happened to Riker
>do it
>spend rest of the episode with clones locked in the holodeck to convince them they're real
>give aliens their clones as sacrificial lambs

Random things the crew does as standard:
>beams aliens into the holodeck to ensure they aren't going to immediately try some kind of murderous rampage- this saves them tons of time and effort
>will intentionally introduce errors into the transporter beam to wound aliens being beamed aboard, treat them with EMH, and use their medical care as leverage in negotiations
>replicate nicer furniture than standard because why not?
>have an emergency "panic button" tied to command authorization codes for command crew
>"panic button" beams all non-crew into the brig, releases sedative and depressant gas throughout the ship in case the crew's going mad or being influenced or some other nonsense
>Crew are literally bros with Q
>no tests for all of mankind
>no nonsense
>Q just enjoys their warped company

>>81861862
Fuck, I'm a writefag, I'll cook something up

I might tone down some of the more /pol/ stuff though. A Jew AND a Ferengi? That's just redundant.

If 8, Nichelle Nichols dies

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>ywn play the upcoming Star Trek pen and paper Role Playing Game with /trek/
why even live?

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>>81862025
>TOS era ship
>TNG era Klingon

>>81861924
also using the grav plating as a weapon, like they did one time in Enterprise to crush that alien.

>>81853604
>the young actor with hair from i can't remember which series

Oh yeah! That guy

>>81862057
>Search for Spock is a TNG movie

>>81862057
Was there ever any lore explanation as to why Klingons suddenly changed what they looked like? Even though in TNG eps when they talk about old klingons, they all look like TNG era klingons

>>81861926
Please do. I'm just an actorfag who sometimes writes so I don't wanna spoil the concept with my shit-tier execution.

Honestly I think the Yidd/Ferengi combo is perfect if you're lighthearted enough with their scamps and scrapes. Cuz obviously The Jew is going to survive past even Islam in the face of space-atheism and they'll get along perfectly.

>>81862123

Watch "The Augments" from (best series ever) Enterprise.

Stop being a pleb.

>>81862103
>The Motion Picture is a TNG movie

>>81862123
They do not talk about it with outsiders.

>>81862165
there were klingons in TMP?

>>81862057
The game will cover every Star Trek era apart from JJ Abrams movies

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>>81861926
That's the joke! If it must be toned down, have the Swiss (but comes off as very 3rd Reich-German) tactical officer be bros with the Ferengi.

Make the ops officer a... fat Tellerite. Yeah! Make him fat, hilariously into whatever's trendy with the replicator, and a constant danger to the crew's health as he discovers and passionately shares obscene replicator patterns. Think like an episode where he's on a chili-cheese fries kick and is walking around with just a dish of them in nigh every scene. Each scene, the fries get more insane with something else absurd added to them.

>start as just fries
"This Earth snack is delicious!"
>cheese fries
>then poutine
>then chili cheese fries
>then truffled poutine
>then duck fat confit fries poutine
>then waygu beef chili cheese fries with shaved truffle
You get the idea. His idea of food just keeps getting more and more over-the-top because there are no limits with a replicator so he gives no fucks. The crew's health suffers thanks to his obsession with snacking and passion for sharing it.

Make the first officer female. Make her kind of like Dee from Always Sunny - attempting to be the "straight man" but failing miserably because she too gives into her baser instincts. Also like Dee in that the crew doesn't respect her.

>>81862185
The whole first scene.

>>81862153
when i said "lore explanation"
i mean canon, which means no Enterprise
i'm sorry if i worded my previous post poorly, i hope this clarifies, and anon, i'm sure there's better fanfiction than ENT to explain that reason, but canon is all that matters

>>81862191
The literal definition of "studio notes" in a post.

There are kernels in here but god damn nigga, let the creatives work.

>>81862230
wait what, I guess I should rewatch it

>>81858404
>Tuvix
>needs of the many out weight the needs of the few

Sacrificing two people for one doesn't make sense.

>>81862262
Enterprise isn't canon but JJ flicks are?

Jesus, Trek is deader then dead.

>>81862306
JJ trek is it's own timeline though
separate universe
they are canon
TOS through to VOY is also canon
they don't interact with each other though

>>81862342
No, TOS, TNG and DS9 all interact with each other at points. VOY is its own thing.

>>81862376
VOY starts from DS9
they gets news about the Maquis later on
and then they interact with people from TNG like Barclay, Riker etc.

Anyone else only watch DS9 for the side character episodes? Mainly Quark & Garak. They're so fucking good.

I couldn't give a shit about the main plot

>>81862262
>thinking his biased headcanon is "canon"

You don't have to like "The Augments" but it's canon in the sense that it adheres to what was previously established to it in terms of the Trek universe and actively sought to give an understanding of an abrupt change made in IIWOK.

>>81862447
I have watched all Star Trek except DS9 and refuse to do so because I don't want anything to do with that bratty and arrogant fanbase

>>81862415
VOY shouldn't be canon. It sucks too hard.

>>81862475
put down ur ego homo

ds9 has the best cast all-in-all and has some of the best episodes in all of trek.

>>81862475
True autism speaks.

>>81862342

ENT is canon to both JJtrek and the original timeline though, since JJtrek diverged after ENT.

They even have an NX class ship in Beyond

>>81862265
I am the originator of the dark comedy Trek series post...

Random scene:
>Swiss/German tac officer
>Jew
>Cardassian
>together for some official reason
Cardie: "And I guess you're going to, of course, bring up the occupation of Bajor?"
Tac Officer: "You know, you'd have been better off killing them all. They've been nothing but trouble for you guys."
Cardie: "We wanted to work them, show them civilized life requires hard work!"
Tac officer: "Yeah, whatever bro. Just saying that human history has examples of people who've done it better."
Jew: "Exactly! What's wrong with you people? Can't you stick to a blockade to starve them out? You gave them replicators, had them working mines for wages! If you want to oppress a people, you have to strangle their economy, their reasons to live, their ability to fight in any way."

Cardassian: "Are you two really giving me tips on how we could have more effectively handled the occupation of Bajor?"

Both crew: "Yup."

Tac Officer: "Not our fault that humans do it better."
Jew: "I'd like it known that I'd normally NEVER do this but...
>fist bumps tac officer
... he's right. (points to tac officer) Humans do it better."

Cardassian: "Right... At any rate, we've been having Maquis trouble in sector 55 and we'd like your input for how to..."
>crew interrupts him
>talking over one another
Jew "Build a subspace fence around them"
Tac officer "Round them up into camps"

>>81862520
>>81862541
>literally proving my point

>>81862475
You're describing yourself, to be honest.

>>81860264
>>81861215
SOS

>>81862558
>if u tell me to watch the show becos its good ur proving my point that the fans suck!

fucking genius

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>a bit too much makeup but anyway

Btw, Worf's girlfriend (Alexander's mom) and Doctor Solar - the same actress right? And she also played Q's wife in VOY or was it someone else?

>>81862578
>>81862585
>you see by saying that Islam is dangerous and violent you only proved that you are the violent one!
>that's why you deserve to be beheaded for saying bad things about it

yeah sure, I am at fault here

>>81862634
>yeah sure, I am at fault here
Well, yeah, you're picking fights and trying to position yourself as superior to other segments of Trek fandom.

It's just a TV show, you shouldn't build your identity around it.

>>81862634
You sound like a child, grow the fuck up.
Make your own opinions based on experience, not the surrounding rumors, stereotypes, "fanbase" behaviors or other nonsense.

>>81862747
>>81862634

And also you're missing out on literally the best Trek series because of it.

>>81862747
>>81862765
I didn't pick any fight, I only answered to the guy that was asking a question about DS9 watching habits and then "I" got instantly assaulted for having an opinion

>>81853730
Let's not forget that he was in Dune, friends.

>>81853947
A black Vulcan.
But never a white Klingon.
Get it?

>>81862790
You started off by saying that the fanbase is arrogant and bratty. You answered that poster by insulting them. Now you're acting offended when people defend themselves against your attack.

Yes, you're picking fights. Watch it or don't watch it, the choice is yours, but either way, please find some other way to behave.

>>81862376
now i was saying that JJ Trek and TOS-TNG-DS9-VOY don't interact with each other, separate timelines

>>81861478

There's a reason some folks call it "Star Trek I: Where NOMAD has Gone Before."

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>>81862832
Looks white to me.

>>81862886
So I said something that you and other people proved was true and somehow I am at fault for pointing it out? No sorry, this isn't how it works.

>>81862957
>you attack someone
>they defend themselves
What's arrogant or bratty about that?

Yes, you are at fault for unprovoked attacks.

>>81862937
Gowron was white too. There was plenty of white Klingons.

>>81863009
I made a general statement and that's how people reacted.

As I said you are justifying people getting killed for criticizing Islam

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>81863063
>I made a general statement and that's how people reacted.
What was your reasoning for making that statement in the first place? Oh, right. You were trying to pick a fight, because you are bratty. You wanted to tell people that you are superior to them, because you are arrogant. You were describing yourself after all.

Every thread you try to stir up this negativity. Don't you ever get tired of it?

>>81852780

He knows how to party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FjzFHyjhVI

I don't get it - why is Neelix generally considered the most hated Trek character? I always thought he was fun, a bit wacky but honest and resourceful
fellow, always cheerful and not dumb.

Why not Troi? Or B'elana and Chakotay? Alexander? A lot more annoying characters imo.

>>81863151
I only said that to explain why I wasn't going to watch it, I don't feel superior to other people. I am not a DS9 fan that uses his favourite show as a measure of his self-worth

But sure go on and keep attacking me and insulting and then wonder why someone would say that you are arrogant and bratty.

>>81863217

Neelix literally did nothing wrong and saved the ship countless times.

10/10 would travel the delta quadrant with.

Chipotle and B'elana are both terrible.

I have watched all Star Trek except TNG and refuse to do so because I don't want anything to do with Stewart and his endless baldness.

>>81863225
>I don't feel superior to other people
>I do feel superior to DS9 fans
DS9 fans are people.

It's just a TV show. You shouldn't let it inspire such hatred in you. Believe it or not, I bear you no ill will, and I wish only the best for you.

Take care and good luck.

>>81863341
>DS9 fans are people.

any proof for that?

>>81862123

We do not discuss it with outsiders!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xka6IYCpj4E

>>81863217
>Why not Troi? Or B'elana and Chakotay? Alexander?
None of these are child molesters, although Neelix is.

In fact, for some of them, it's the opposite. Troi was molested by her own child.

>>81863292
AKOOCHIEMAYIO

>>81862547
switch the tac officer and the jew around in the last two lines

>>81863101
see
>>81856428

>>81863325
Then you should probably just lock your pattern into the buffer until it degrades rn sempai, cuz your shit is irredeemably fucked up.

>DS9
I started watching this shit a while back and basically can't stand it outside background white noise while working out

>It's a space jew tries to jew his bar again
>It's a "oh shit we wrote ourselves into a hole, time for space gods to get them out!"
>It's a jake episode
>It's a damn the universe imma do my thing with no reprocussions
>It's a station almost blew up again episode but all fine
>It's a let't drag out some stupid relationship in the episode for the hell of it

I mean, its not as bad as Enterprise(the UPN one), but it is no where near as enjoyable as the shlock that VOY throws at you.

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MILES EDWARD O'BRIEN!
DON"T YOU DARE PRETENDING TO BE DEAF AND GET BUTT OVER HERE!
JULIAN AND YOUR TOYS AND GAMES CAN WAIT.

>>81863487
Grab the episode guide and save yourself the trouble, if you follow just the must-watch eps its very good.

>>81863365
retards are still considered people

>>81863525
>just ignore the bad parts and it gets better

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THIS BEFORE!

>>81863506
>ywn have Keiko yell Japanese obscenities into your asshole before she ties you down and suffocates you with her pussy.

jdimsa

>>81863565
I dunno what to tell you anon, there's more filler than good in that series - unless its "your" Trek you gotta filter hard. Because whats left is unironically top tier trek.

>>81855686
a trek with rotating casts (with cameo options for popular characters) that follows multiple ships/crew, even delving into more DS9esque type episodes about guys at starfleet academy, settlers on far flung worlds, and starfleet marines making planet fall during a war

>>81863365
>>81863565
>blatant disregard for the rules of the English language
>unnecessary carriage return between greentext and blacktext
Are you samefriending?

>>81856428

>Trump supporters

>>81863642
*rotating casts

stop

I don't know how to direct reply to someone's post but the comedy sketches posted ITT are funny and have real potential. I'm not sure why everyone is bickering over autism when there is hilarious fresh OC in the works.

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>>81863765
>I don't know how to direct reply to someone's post

>>81863660
only the first post you quoted was mine

>>81863795
Sure.

>>81863813
you redditors should stop accusing everyone of being the same person only because you are not used to anonymous posters

>>81863855
If you're posting as Anonymous then you shouldn't try to stand out. Typing like a Pakled means that you stand out.

>>81863924
>writing in perfect english means you are trying to stand out

>>81863964
Did you mean to type "imperfect"?

>>81863998
Point any error, I dare you.

>the same guy who posts "in English" "unnecessary carriage return"
>doesn't understand English and the term carriage return is something from the typewriter days

Please find another forum to shitpost in, Papa.

>>81864028
>Point any error
There you go.

>>81864076
click the fucking post number m8

>>81863765
Yeah man ive been supporting people ITT whipping up that content. The greentext premises are honestly potential 10/10 scripts

@81864190

>attwhoring and sperging to the point of forgetting what he was arguing about

I told you to leave, now fucking go!

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>>81863661
>implying you wouldn't watch it
>>81863765
Your reddit/newfag is very, very obvious but I agree that we should focus on writing some comedy Trek... somehow

Link to Comedy Trek thread
>>>81864388

>>81854698
>That was going to be the new design for season 5
No it wasn't.

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>>81862547

>It's easy my Cardie friend, you have control of their media. First, include Klingons in all Bajorian media, even where completely historically inaccurate and impossible. Then, promote racemixing with Klingons in all Bajorian media, tv, movies, music, advertising. If anyone reacts negatively call them racist, and say they are simply hatemongers who which to perpetuate a negative stereotype of Klingons. In movies and tv try and have the Bajoran female lead have a male Klingon love interest. In advertising always show a Bajoran woman with a Klingon husband holding her supportively. It doesn't matter if in reality Bajoran/Klingon couples make up less than one percent of all couples on Bajor, what matters is what you show in media. Just keep pushing it and eventually reality will imitate what you have shown them, because what they see on the screen is what they believe. Then push Klingon immigration to Bajor. It can be a mix of saying Bajorans are not having enough children to support their economy and Klingons are needed to provide the growth necessary for that, and that they will do the jobs that Bajorans don't want to do. You can also push for mass immigration from Klingon regions that are being affected by the war with the dominion. If anyone objects to any of this say that they are hateful racists who want to leave refugees to die in a war that Bajor is partially responsible for. If there is still resistance then feature predominately in news media stories about Klingon children suffering in war zones, maybe show a picture of a dead Klingon toddler face down on an Risa beach. Just keep hammering them with images of Klingon women and children suffering. When you have refugee influx stories always focus on women and children, don't ever show pictures of Klingon men. When there is violence between the new immigrants and the locals always say this was caused by intolerance of Klingon culture and by racism against Klingons inherent in Bajoran society.

>>81864741

>Just stick to this plan my friend and eventually after a number of generations you will have a fractured, chaotic society, most of the traditions and culture of Bajor will be forgotten, the Bajoran youth will consider them antiquated, intolerant and racist anyway after decades of media showing it that way. In fact the Bajoran youth will be more anti-Bajoran than the most anti-Bajoran Cardassian. They will spit on the accomplishments of their ancestors and say they stole everything they ever accomplished from other cultures that they oppressed and victimized, after all that's what they were taught in school. By that point anyone reluctant to mate with Klingons will be reviled and racists and be forced out of their jobs. After their society has reached this point they will no longer be a threat to you in any way, and you will able to do whatever you like.

>You see my Cardie friend. I told you we know how to do it better than you.

That rash of autism an hour or so back notwithstanding, still the comfiest thread in the catalogue my officers.

Unexpected /trek/ development this time: legitimately funny dark trek comedy ideas.

>>81864741
>>81864775
Super funny! MOAR!

>the great DS9 wars are finally returning
As cancerous as the shitposting is, Trek threads were at their best during the VOY-DS9 rivalry days

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>>81864741
10/10, brilliant.

Though it's heavy-handed, I'd love for the Jewish character to be likable while still being a borderline Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion type. Just always scheming and hyper subversive, just MOSTLY for the interests of the crew and the Federation but ultimately to himself.

I'm imagining a lot of scenes with the Tactical Officer glaring at the Jew with his finger over environmental controls buttons. The thing that keeps them from actual racial violence is their mutual friendship with the Ferengi and, ultimately, laziness.

I'm imagining grudging respect and group schemes to launder/hide Cardassian loot from the Occupation of Bajor, arguments about the Kosher status of Ferengi Gree worms, and an ongoing scheme to bootleg pleasure holodeck programs for the crew's usage.

Comedy aside, I have some facts about "Weird Al" Yankovic if anyone is interested.

>>81864775
Cardassian:
>We just wanted their resources and labor without a fuss! What kind of a twisted mind would propose...
Tactical Officer
>Now you see why we tried to kill off his kind 400 years ago. The galaxy isn't prepared for their strain of evil.
Cardassian
>Forget the Maquis, I have to file this to the High Command.
Jew
>I'm going to need payment for the idea.
Tac Officer
>Me too.

>>81865235
Holy shit, I'm in tears.

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>>81860023
Decided to watch a bit more of V...

WHY DOES SPOCK SUDDENLY HAVE A BROTHER
WHY IS SPOCK ABLE TO NERVE PINCH A HORSE
WHY IS NICHELLE NICHOLS UNNECESSARILY DANCING NAKED AT 57 YEARS OLD
WHY IS CHEKOV IN COMMAND WHEN SCOTTY IS RIGHT THERE
WHY
WHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>81865541
>WHY IS NICHELLE NICHOLS UNNECESSARILY DANCING NAKED AT 57 YEARS OLD

This shit was so out of place and it didn't make any sense because all you could see was some vague shadow of a MAYBE a woman who MAY BE ugly and repulsive, and that trick was good enough apparently for the writers.

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>>81865276
Cardassian
>I'm not paying for the privilege of hearing your... ramblings. Now if you'll excuse me, I must be back to my vessel.
Tac Officer
>Your choice

>Cardassian storms out accompanied by a security crewman
>gets into turbolift
>turbolift stops on the way to the transporter room
>security officer looks at Cardassian

Security Officer (ever-so-slight Italian-American accent)
>Be a real shame if the gravity plating gave out, you maybe broke your leg. Maybe if your next sip of Kanaar puts you 6 feet under. MAYBE, the transporter malfunctions and you find yourself inside out. Understand, friend?
>gesturing with hands as he threatens
Security crewman
>My friends, they hate it when someone takes their ideas without paying their fair share.

Cardassian
>Fine. What do you want?

Crewman
>How much ya got?

>fade
>Cardassian is on the bridge of his ship
>cut to Tac officer, Ops officer, Ferengi helmsman, and security crewman in one of their quarters counting strips of latinum
>cut to bridge of Federation ship
Cardassian
>We congratulate you, Captain, on an excellent round of negotiations. I must commend your crew for their... inventiveness.

>>81865587
>implying black women can be ugly or repulsive
I'm tired of /pol/ ruining these threads. Please leave.

>>81865654
I never said anything about black women though. But you did. Are you /pol/ false-flagging?

>>81855686
Okay.

A planet in the far, far distant future. Two disparate intelligent species, one human, one ... let's say lizardlike. They have a cold war going on. Their technology is somewhere between the 50s and the 70s, with biology coming ahead.

Both species are plagued with tons of genetic disorders, mutations, and so forth. It's why their biology is ahead of everything else. They're also both smart enough to have begun suspecting that they might not have originated on this planet.

Each side discovers an artifact, incredibly well shielded (FROM WHAT?!?), that points to ... something hiding in orbit.

The sides mount a joint expedition to whatever it is. They board what appears to be a bizarre ship, it's hideous, covered with redundancies and intertwined systems, often working off of wildly different technologies, with the whole thing inside of that same weird shielding ... perhaps an asteroid's worth.

And it activates, sending them on a trip to what appear to be random destinations. Each trip they have to locate something, usually a piece of technology, or some information, or biological samples.

The premise is that it's a post-Federation galaxy. Something TERRIBLE has happened to all of the species and their technology. The ship is a last-ditch effort by some in the Federation to preserve their technology/culture, held for a future date for just the right people to find it.

As they go from planet to planet, they gain more understanding and finally control of the ship. Familiar species are encountered, but they too have been changed by millennia and who knows what else.

And we're not the only ones trying to make a comeback.

>>81865680
Yes.

>>81853540
>than the flying saucer we ended up with
That was the point. Adding asinine greebling every fucking place had to wait for Star Wars.

Before then it was all sleek and slick. Quite frankly, newer stuff looks terrible. The most recent movie ship is a decent recovery from that, regardless of the stupidity of the rest of the reboot.

>>81865694
Kevin Sorbo controls the artifact, which is an advanced starship from the Federation era.

>>81865709
>Yes.

I don't believe you because my post was a set-up. I think your goal was in any way to disparage /pol/ even though it was never brought up.
Nobody mentioned /pol/ and you did which is the last thing people from /pol/ would do.
You gotta' go back to not existing.

>>81865541
But what DOES God need with a starship?

>>81865774
You're right, it was a ruse. I honestly believe that all women are beautiful, no matter their background, race, class, sexuality, gender, ethnicity, sex, or appearance.

I'm sorry. You caught me.

>>81865892
>I couldn't help but notice your pain!
>My pain?
>It runs deep... SHARE IT WITH ME!

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>>81855039
>>81854927
All true. Alter Ego was absolutely fantastic. Possibly the most underrated episode of Voyager, at least now that "Counterpoint" has had more recognition.

>>81856720
This is just the magical negro, but in greenface.

>>81853730
>>81856797
I dont think that's his real hair. He said he lost it when he was much younger, like in college.

>>81860122
>It's all downhill from there
>after TMP
>KHAAAAN! KHAAAAN! worse than TMP
>the one with whales worse than TMP
>JasonAlexanderWithABaseballBat.jpg

>>81860634
Sounds like a spectacular Futurama spinoff.

Fund it.

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Pegasus is the most important episode in all of Star Trek. It illustrates how the Federation is willing to cripple its defensive technology for political stability, weakening it to larger galactic threats like the Borg, who, despite being warned about in advance by Q, hurt the Federation enough to force them into a bad treaty with Cardassia, leading to the events of DS9 and VOY. It also makes absolutely clear the need for Section 31, who almost certainly acquired the phasing cloak technology and used it in the best interest of the Federation against the Romulans.

Discovery should have been the name of Enterprise.
>avoid all the mess about how many Enterprises there have been
>appropriate name for the first ship to do any major exploring

>>81866850
>willing to cripple its defensive technology for political stability

Of course. Because the Federation has to constantly walk the talk with its utopian ideology in the face of galactic evils and generally oppressive intelligent life.

The Federation has to actually show that they're willing to put peaceful cooperation above all else because if they just said it or half-committed no one would believe them.

The Klingons mistook this attitude for one of a people that lacked any warrior spirit or honor-culture, believing that peace first was a weakness. They eventaully discovered not only the deep reserves of honor found in humans but a latent (arguably purposefully suppressed/repurposed) ferocity in combat and a natural gift for warfare.

The Federation is the galactic Turn The Other Cheek club. But if you slap both sides they will come fuck your shit all the way in nonstop.

Fed literally mined a wormhole. Laying just simple landmines anywhere on earth is already a war crime today.

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>>81866850
>Pegasus is the most important episode in all of Star Trek. It illustrates how the Federation is willing to cripple its defensive technology for political stability, weakening it to larger galactic threats like the Borg, who, despite being warned about in advance by Q, hurt the Federation enough to force them into a bad treaty with Cardassia, leading to the events of DS9 and VOY. It also makes absolutely clear the need for Section 31, who almost certainly acquired the phasing cloak technology and used it in the best interest of the Federation against the Romulans.

These are the types of posts I miss on Trek. And not just because I'm sympathetic to the S31 or the darker elements introduced in the series around that time. I also thought that the Romulans knowledge of such cloak inevitably would lead them to spend increasing amounts of resources in trying to complete one for themselves, even though the Feds have supposedly dropped the project in favor of peace.

If you can get people to believe that defending themselves by such an intractable threat as the Romulans is a bad idea, you can get them to believe a lot of other destructive ideas.

>>81867064
Please stop posting.

>>81867147
Well I was hoping that little icon in the tab meant a rejoinder or a critique, but just more useless text.

You should take your own advice if you're not going to add anything to peoples' posts.

>>81867064
Imagine for a moment how goddamn paranoid the Romulans would get after Picard showcased the phase cloak.
At first they laugh, because the naive and inferior Federation captain has just given up a significant tactical advantage in the name of peace.
Then they stop and think. The Federation, known for their technological prowess, has just given up a significant technology. One they know the Romulans will want to recreate. Moreso, they've just admitted to breaching the peace treaty. Wars have been started for less.
Is that what they want? Do they want the Romulan Empire to publicly fire the first shot? If they've given up a phase cloak, what else do they have in stock? They are known for their advanced technologies, after all. Are they so confident in their victory? Is the phase cloak a trap?
Imagine the Tal Shiar banning research into the tech, with whole departments pouring precious time and resources into looking for hidden motives, while Picard sits back in his ready room chair, sips a hot cup of Earl Gray, and allows himself a small measure of pride in having made the Federation a slightly better place.

>>81867312
Stop posting forever, fag.

>>81867364
>>81867147
why are you hurrying this general quicker to the bump limit? is this your goal?

>>81867354
high-tier political maneuvering was always distasteful to Picard but yeah, you gotta take a moment to enjoy it when you've successfully mindfucked your opponent on some 8th-dimensional chess shit.

>>81866850
>Pegasus is the most important episode in all of Star Trek. It illustrates
an entire fucking episode to satisfy fanboi needs to have every last detail explained, like why doesn't the Federation use cloaking devices, when the actual reason is because then you can't see the pretty ships in the episodes.


Second stupidest "explanation" in Star Trek, after the idiotic Prime Directive, to explain why nobody contacted Earth.


There is no honor in letting feral races stew in their own infections, dying. It's made up bullshit.

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>DS9: Paradise

Is this the most infuriating character in all of Star Trek? I was so fucking mad when Sisko didn't stab her with a rusty shiv at the end. The ending is so damn dumb. You find out this controlling bitch has falsely imprisoned you, killed your friends and family, and you're just happy to stay in her little science experiment? FUUUUUUUG this episode makes me rage so much.

I will say, it is a great example of how woman shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything.

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>open trek thread
>its just people bitching back and forth about the same old bullshit

Someone do something fun. A poll. A question. Some fucking thing.

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>>81866850
If Trek were real the Federation would have been crushed by the Romulans so easily. The Feds are total cucks and would have been easily destroyed by the brutality of the Klingons. Roddenberry's Jewish humanist view of the future is extremely naive and extremely stupid when you break it down to its elements. This is why DS9 is the superior show. It threw all the shit in the trash.

>>81867431
We're at 272 posts right now with two active posters atm. Your concerns are really premature.

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>>81867772

That entire episode is like having acupuncture but the doctor actually stabs you and slowly continues the process.

Early DS9 episodes seemed to follow along this theme for me so many times but it was the most unrealistic shit to think that none of the men in the colony would've immediately taken charge of the situation because it's in their fucking DNA to do so.

I know it's trek progressive nonsense but seriously it was an unrealistic episode of the worst kind (when people act like stick figures to serve the plot).

>>81867956
will repeat my post with a little more explanation: why do you make useless posts that serve only to speed us closer to the end of the thread, filling the active void with stuff that I can only hide and not delete? you choose to fill the captcha and post that dumb shit, now choose to be a good little boy and add something to the thread for once

>>81867772

It completely made no sense. It's like "oh my daughter died from the flu at eight but I guess it's alright because we're a COMMUNITY."

Yeah no fuck off.

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>>81867985
>>81867985

>>81867817
So you missed all the Comedy Trek bits, all the laffs and autistic sharing about ship design further up, all that? Come on now.

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>>81867064
>>81867354
>>81867582
The thing is, the Romulans were already working on a phasing cloak, too! It's what led to the accident involving Geordi and Ro in "The Next Phase." And since the Enterprise only knew about the Pegasus because of an operative on Romulus, we can assume there was a lot of back and forth espionage about the technology between the Federation and the Romulans over the years. So it was probably not a huge surprise when the Enterprise decloaked outside the asteroid, except for the fact that the Romulans might have went, "holy shit they actually got it to work."

Section 31 eventually has the leader of the Tal Shiar working for them, ensuring their alliance against the Dominion, so the fact that the Federation got to the phasing cloak technology first was huge.

>>81867772
Did any of them leave at the end? I could be mistaken, but I believe everyone stayed behind. That really pisses me off.

>>81868127
I really would like a Starfleet Intelligence miniseries or something. Not so much for Section31 cuz theyr'e a little too pastiche for my taste but for back-and-forth like this.

Because you would have to have constant intelligence wars and the gathering of scientific and technical data and wooing of neutral scientists. And for the Federation at the end of it they'd have to ask the same question, "We're going to uphold the treaty and not use this right? We went through all this work to keep technological parity *just in case* right?"

And every time you'd risk the Federation finally eating its own ideals and doing what everyone else said was just a matter of time: becoming the aggressor.

>>81868131

Yeah, they all stayed. I still can't watch that episode to this day.

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>>81868239
Definitely, it would have been great to learn how Koval ended up working for Starfleet. I mean, the leader of the Tal Shiar. Holy shit.

>>81868375

Probably something to do with what was in the best interest of his own people like every other defector into the Federation.

>>81854754
No.

>>81868375
I figure its gotta be changeling related. Like the entire structure of Romulan society from the Senate to the Tal Shiar down to the fucking bus drivers in the capitol is so susceptible to that kind of fuckery.

Everyone would be pointing fingers at everyone else and firewalling off entire departments and fleet commands from each other because changelings are coming out of the fucking walls.

Romulan society would be pushed to near-collapse on some hyper-Red Panic style shit.

In that environment if you're the actual head of Tal Shiar you gotta GTFO before your nanny's husband's son who works over in Senate Sanitation says the wrong thing to a FleetOps informant and suddenly theres a fucking bomb in your plo'meek soup.

>>81868038
This is /trek/. There are no limits.

When this thread expires a new general will be made.

Do you even understand the concept of /trek/?

>>81868113
>Comedy Trek
This shit is awful and I'm glad your other thread died.

>>81868702
So then what's the point of telling someone to stop posting when they're making worthwhile contributions to the discussion and you aren't?

I watched star trek beyond today

Don't get me wrong, it's shit, but a lot less shit than I expected

>>81868735
Ironic reference to the other guy ITT who tells people to stop posting. I feel really bad having to explain this.

>>81868795
Shitposting ironically is still shitposting. Please cease your shitposting activities immediately.

>>81858404
Neelix and Tuvok had a transporter accident. Get over it you faggot.

>>81868776
I think you have to watch like its an intentional shitfest. I mean [spoilers]fighting aliens with the power of Beastie Boys? Fucking seriously?[/spoilers] Watching it like an intentional joke makes it better.

>>81868709
I didn't have another thread and the greentext premises earlier were humorous.
If you cant see the appeal of a deadpan Trek comedy, I can't help you.

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>>81868931
Pretend I didn't fuck up the spoiler.

>>81868588
>and suddenly theres a fucking bomb in your plo'meek soup.

KEK

>>81868965
Yeah, what a """fuck up""" indeed.

I know you planned it.

>>81868836
That wasn't shitposting. It was a supremely entertaining post for those who understand the context it was posted in.

I'm tired of small-minded dimwits making demands in these threads. I demand that you stop posting.

Why did the TNG series decide to make Wesley into super genius chosen One?

I don't understand his character's arc at all. His entire character always felt so forced.

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>>81869206
It's called Gene Roddenberry's regression insert.
Wesley is Eugene's middle name, and supposedly Gene was a DAS WUNDERKIND in his childhood blah blah.
Gene was a hack. Gene was a hack, man. Gene Hackman.

>>81853604
Alexander Siddig, who played Dr. Bashir, is who I think you're referring to. Yeah, he's had a pretty decent career with a number of supporting roles. Colm Meaney and Leonard Nimoy as well. But yeah, for most of the Trek supporting cast it's the biggest career move and honestly that's fine. There are thousands of actors out there most of whom we never remember. There are worse fates than making a moderately good living out of attending Sci-Fi conventions half a dozen times a year signing autographs and taking pictures for $40 a pop.

>>81869206
I kinda liked Wes because he was just like me. Wes and Doogie Howser made me into the person I am today.

>>81869912
>>81869912
>Wes and Doogie Howser made me into the person I am today.

A literal "my wife's son" crossed with flaming Hollywood poof?

>>81869973
I'm not talking about the actors, you memeing tard, I'm talking about the characters they portrayed.

nb. I didn't quote you twice because I'm not as excited about your post as you were about mine

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>>81868588
>>81868466
>>81868375
>>81868239
With phasing cloak technology on a personal as well as shipwide level, the Federation could have covert operations that would rival even the changelings.

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>>81870011
Just joking, bud. Take a toke on the that beetle snuff.

>>81870050
>on the that
Please review your text before striking the Post button.

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>>81870023

Fuck, that episode was true Ghost-kino in space

>>81869206
Infuriating child genius characters were the norm in the late 80s and early 90s.

>>81856428
Why would a nuke even register an impact on their shields? Photon and quantum warheads are both orders of magnitudes more effective, that's why they use them. Also, as there's no atmosphere in space a nuclear detonation won't create a blast wave, just a massive mess of radiation that you couldn't shape. You might make the crew a bit sick while they scramble for radiation meds but I don't think it would do anything at all to the ship.

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>>81870090
>Post button
>implying

>>81853730
Shatner did pretty well for himself on Boston Legal. He got an Emmy out of it. Plus the Priceline money. Mulgrew has done okay. Supporting role on Orange is the New Black, some Broadway work, a few awards. Scott Bakula gets regular work in television. Honestly the only one who hasn't really done much is Avery Brooks but he's still a professor at Rutgers. None of these people are hurting for work.

>>81860634
I can dig it.

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>>81853247
But anon, he's here. He's among us.
He's probably here now

>>81870191

Ironically it's also around the same time that parents started treating their kids that way.

>>81870023

They never addressed what the side effects of long term use might be but I'm willing to bet that there would be some.

>>81862475
I watched ds9 last. Worst trek of them all. Couldn't stand about 80% of the episodes. Took me 8 months to finish it