Anon, look! Julia is drawing a picture of you on fire.

>it's a "Julia makes a Birdchu medallion out of modelling clay" episode

>>81846960
>It's a "Julia stays in her room during her own birthday party" episode

>>81847005
what is that?

>>81846960
>it's a julia draws a flying bunny surrounded by flames and everyone pretends it's normal epeisode

>>81847102
Sauce

>it's a Julia's mum takes her shopping and she runs up and down the aisles with her arms outstretched behind her episode

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>>81847182
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2144383

>>81847102
BOING

>>81847235
STOP

>>81847235
>tfw you were expecting her to have a benis cause of the boing
DAMAGED

>>81847235
Thanks anon, this fap is dedicated to you

>>81847102
Is this cropped? Is she supposed to be bouncing on my cock?

Who would you cast as Julia in a live action adaptation?

>>81847346
daddario

>>81847346
Jessica Chastain

>>81847346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ

Do you people actually follow Sesame Street?

>>81847397
you don't?

>>81847346
Idris Elba

>>81847346
Lily Mo in a red wig

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>>81847346
Rooney

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>>81847346

>>81847397
the fuck is sesame street? some american soap opera?

I'm just here for the cute muppet

>>81846960
This is funny and all, but god dam. Autism is a disease. Thinking about all the unfortunate souls to be cursed with it is heartbreaking. I wish people were more open to the idea of culling genetic dead ends in our species. I'm sure you can tell during the child's development in the womb that autism is present and abort it.

Has anyone seen the actual episodes with the autistic puppet? Are the brutally accurate with her mannerisms like OP?

>>81847496
>It's a Julia kills Big Bird and wears his skin episode.

>>81847522
autism is the next step in human evolution you troglodyte

>>81847505
You would have to live in a real shithole to not know what sesame street is. They even have afghanistan and ecuadorian versions.

>Its a Julia comes out of the bathroom with feces on her hands episode

>>81847549
This.

>>81847550
I would love to see the Afghani Sesame Street.

>>81847549
Its more like several steps back, and to the left actually.

Its a Julie shits her pants on a field trip episode

>A ten year old boy from Florida with autism is arrested at school, and spends the night in a juvenile facility. Unknown to the family, the boy had achieved a warrant after kicking and scratching one of his educators. The Autism Society of America is looking into legal options. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2017/04/19/i-dont-like-to-be-touched-video-shows-10-year-old-autistic-boy-getting-arrested-at-school/?utm_term=.554af7b2e079

>>81847550
we only had the muppets show and fraggle rock

>Its a Julia's classmates grades suffer due to her distracting hand flapping episode

>>81847610
Was this the inspiration for the curious incident of the dog at nighttime?

>>81847610
>It was not known why the boy’s family was not informed of his outstanding warrant.

This is odd. But i'm sure the school district has their own lawyers, and were probably not legally required to inform the parents of the warrant. No doubt the family knew of the incident though. They probably brushed it off as no big deal.

>>81847782
If the child is a minor, it would be important to inform the parents, as they would be legally responsible for him.

>>81847782
They obviously did know and thats why he hadn't been to school in 6 months untill they called him in for state mandated testing.

And obviously he's just a little ass hole, not autistic. No true autist would shout "this is so fucking stupid mama" while being arrested.

This is simply a case of people trying to get special treatment.

test

>>81847827
Sure it would be important. But im talking black and white here. Does the law require the school to inform the parents of the outstanding warrant? They were surely informed of the indecent. Why not tell them then? It was either filed shortly after the incident, or the school wanted to keep it quiet so they could legally remove the child from there school, without the parents lawyering up.

>>81847942
Oh shit, I didn't see that. So he was out of school right after the incident for 6 months at the schools request?

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if julia is autistic what the fuck is elmo

when did they start making the puppets resemble actual children when they clearly started as monsters

>>81846960
>its a Julia sits in silence aggressively picking her nose and slurping the snot off her finger for ten minutes straight episode

>>81848032
Doesn't say whos request but probably the parents took him out so he wouldnt be punished. Which requires paperwork.

Otherwise he would have probably only been suspended for a first offense. Which also explains why this went to warrant status. The parents had to be intentionally ignoring it.

>>81847397
It took a while to grow on me, the plot is a bit basic and constantly relies on over-exposition. But slowly it gets there and you realise what a marvelous impact all the characters have.
Watching Big Bird slowly succumb to schizophrenia has been a real treat

>>81848183
I agree. Good catch. Fucking bitch try's to sell a heartbreaking video of her punk child getting whats coming to him. Would have worked better without the "This is fucking stupid" line.

>>81848051
Elmo is supposed to be a Baby. His original name was Baby Monster.

Sesame Street started as a show for 5 and 7 year olds, and then it went to toddlers because they realized those kids responded better to it.

>>81846960
You joke about this but when I was a kid in catechism I was asked to draw a mother with her child

I drawed her as she was giving birth to him, legs spread, head sticking out of the vag and all

>>81847294
Same famalam

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>>81847593
>>81847628

>it's a Julia's actions perfectly mirror my own actions episode
How do they not understand what autism is? This is fucking stupid. I'm literally in the process of ordering some egg-shell paper so that I can write them a stern hand-written letter of complaint.

>>81847093
concept art

>>81847610
omg........that boy is CUTE!!!

>>81846960
>HOIII...ETSUBATSU!
>"Big Bird, my name is Big Bird"
>HOIII WIGWOOH

>IIIEIEEUUHHHHHHH!!!!! EIEEEEEIEIIIIIGHHUUUUUHHHH!!

>it's a "Julia's parents waited until they were 40 to have kids" episode

>>81846960
She drawing your aura.

>it's a "Julia is annoying so the school recommends pumping her full of SSRI medication and her mommy and daddy are busy so they go ahead and do just that before handing her an iPad and ignoring her until her suicide attempt/mass shooting then act surprised it happened" episode

>>81847942
they shouldn't have tricked the boy and his mom.

cops should not trick little boys, especially boys with autism

>>81849478
What does "etsubatsu" exactly mean anyway? Sounds like something out of an anime

>>81849651
xbox

>>81849701
thanks

>it's a Julia fucks young impressionable men with autism fetish for money so she could have paper to crayon on

>>81849597
>it's a anon is a projecting nutcase episode

>>81849757
I would literally marry an autistic girl if she was cute and had no physical deformities. I would give up on creating offspring just to have my own autistic waifu who is absolutely loyal to me and grateful that I would take care of her despite her problems.

>>81847522
Autism has been necessary to the evolution of humanity to where we are today. Without autistic individuals who were driven and obsessed with completing their goals far beyond the scope of "normal" people we wouldn't be using the internet right now.

>It's a "Julia spends too much time on an anime forum and ends up becoming a pedophile" episode

>>81849922
female pedos are alright though.

>>81847610
That sounds like bs. I have a 10 year old cousin that is definitely in the spectrum and they contact his guardian if he falls asleep in class.

Imagine Sesame Street being a real place and living there. And every fucking day as you walk down the street here comes fucking Big Bird, who is now well over 40 years old and he still comes up to you asking what the fuck number comes after 2, and here comes Snuffy asking to sing ABC's, and you gotta deal with this every fucking day

>>81846985
CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC AND ACRYLIC PAINT

>>81849877
Most autists aren't smart or obsessive. Look at the Louis Theroux documentary. Most are weird, violent and retarded

>>81850472

imagine going to the studio where they film this and sneaking around the storage closets and you find all the puppets and costumes just sitting there all spooky

Spoiled this because it's so spooky. Just warning you.

>>81851062
yeah LOL it wuld be liek five nights at freddys irl!

>>81851185

Is this a movie?

>>81850626
Most aren't, but the few that are have been necessary.

>>81847077
Fuck you now I'm sad for her

>>81846960
So she thinks I am hot then.
Cool.

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>>81847346
There can be only one correct answer.

>>81851280
it is soon

>Its a Julia hits her teacher episode.

>Its a Julia refuses to shower for 6 weeks because they don't make her preferred brand of shampoo anymore episode.


>Its a Julias parents sign her up for soccer, dance and debate class just so they can have 3 hours of peace a week episode.

>It's a Julia breaks a kids nose and screams for twenty minutes because he called her "Julie" episode.

>It's a Julia wont shut the fuck up about naruto episode.

>Its a Julia gets knocked up by the down syndrome hillbilly that pushes carts at Wallmart, now they're getting married and Julias parents have a whole family of speds that they need to pay for episode

>>81847235
Wtf I have autism now

>>81851290
That's because we have applied the logic of "everyone is special" to clinical psychology.

Being an eccentric savant and being a screeching retard are not the same condition but we put them under the same umbrella of "autistic" because its easier to tell parents that their kid is Rain man than a retard.

In reality the condition that Kim Peek has is as different from Chris Chan as cancer is from syphilis

>>81850472
Not to mention the fuckin' count and his thunder and goddamned lightening every time he counts. The number of the day? Zero. Zero is exactly the number of times I want to hear that bullshit on any given day.

>>81850472

Big bird is like the down syndrome man that likes to high five strangers.

Oscar the Grouch is a drunk homeless guy.

Kermit is like that one black guy who got out of the shitty neighborhood and did something with his life but comes back to be a social worker or teacher because he feels guilty for being successful

Cookie monster is a crack head.

Bert and Ernie are the elderly gay couple who call the cops every day and wont give you your ball back if you kick it into their yard.

The humans are wealthy hipsters that have been moving to the area lately and thing the abject poverty is cool an authentic.

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>hey julia if you tug on this hairless mole enough times it's going to spit out white stuff, it's really neat

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>>81849922
By definition all kids with crushes their age are pedos

>>81852156
So where does Julia fit in all of this?

>>81852156
Child of a new yuppie family. She's unsocialized because both her parents work and her Spanish nanny wont let her play outside with the ghetto kids.
She's doped up to the gills on prescription drugs but what she really needs is a real childhood in the countryside.

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>>81852576
anon...

>it's a Julia drowns her puppy because it won't start barking episode

>>81847522
i've studied services for people with disabilities and you're an uninformed ninny

do some volunteering or stop whinging. your attitude helps no one

>>81851795
>In reality the condition that Kim Peek has is as different from Chris Chan as cancer is from syphilis
this is objectively not true
High-functioning vs low-functioning autism have the same symptoms and disconnect from 'normal'
>inability to understand other people's emotions
>ocd
>easily attached to objects
>appealed to by bright colours and contrast
>poor interpersonal skills
>difficulty in expressing oneself
etc

There is a substantial difference sure, but to say the difference is as great as two completely unrelated illnesses is fucking retarded

>its a julia goes into a violent rage because the minecraft servers are down episode

>>81852847
You say that but conditions like Asperger are being removed from the umbrella of Autism all the time because they are categorically different

How easy do you think it'd be to molest julia?

It's not exactly like she can carry on a regular conversation with people.

>>81853194
why you asking

>>81853194
She'll start screeching autistically and you'll get caught

>it's a "Julia tries to open a cat's asshole because she saw something come out of it" episode
>it's a "Julia gets in infection because she didn't know to tell her parents she pissed herself hours ago" episode
>it's a "Julia throws a tantrum and gets a concussion bouncing her head off the sidewalk" episode
>it's a "Julia will only talk about communism for months and months on end" episode
>it's a "Julia tries to sleep in the dog cage with her dog and accidentally suffocates it" episode

>>81853436
If she doesn't scream that means being molested is an established part of her daily routine and you should call the cops.

>>81853841
or roll with it.

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>It's a "Elmo refuses to shake Kami's hand" episode

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>>81853517
Where'd you niggas come up with this shit?

>>81855412
life experiences

>>81847366
>>81847376
>>81847386
>>81847446
>>81847496
Newfags take note: >>81847461

Fuck Julia

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>>81847301
l.. lewd!

>it's a "Julia makes her peers uncomfortable by ranting about the jews" episode
>it's a "Julia screeches at a BMWF couple in the street" episode
>it's a "Julia meets Louis Theroux" episode

>>81847496
Um I'm not a pedo or anything but DAMN.

>It's a Julia keeps making the same "joke" for 5 years straight episode

>>81855668
I so would

>>81854266
>it's a kami pozzing episode