Tom Cruise's toughest stunt yet. Thoughts?

>>81845645

Hey is that Fat Cavill?

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>>81845645
>mfw this is accurate
BWAAAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA

>>81845645
>Cavill gets to star in a movie that will be good and successful
2017 truly is a year of miracles

>>81845645
I'm impressed. A manlet scientologist is my favorite actor.

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Everyone is a manlet to someone else.

>>81845700
It's the Eiffel Tower idiot.

>>81845700
yes, poor obese man

>>81845846
>6'2" - 5'9" - 6'2”

>>81845922
5'11"

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>>81845645

>>81845996

Water's cold.

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Does he think nobody knows?

>>81846119
jesus christ why

>>81845984
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-177.html
Dude lost quite a bit of height apparently.

>>81846119
>In fact, in a JapanTimes interview he said of this lift-wearing, "There's nothing to talk about there - lots of actors do that, both now and in the past. Tom Cruise. Or read up on John Wayne, who even had lifts in his car so he'd look taller driving. Height is one of the rules and practices of this male-enhancing business".
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Robert-Downey-Jr-523.html

>>81846119
If hes so fucking insecure why doesn't he just go to Russia and get that crazy leg lengthening procedure, dudes a fucking millionaire

>>81846119
Didn't he get payed 100mil to play Iron Man? How can he still be so insecure?

>>81846280
you can only get that while your bones are still growing I think

>>81846119
RDJ Jr has great posture though. That is more of an accomplishment than being born tall. It's height, presence and stature earned.

Not hunching in over a gaming rig for 19 hours a day and staring at the floor to avoid eye contact will do that.

>>81846361
Pretty sure they do some gnarly shit with metal screws where they constantly adjust them everytime the bones heal up

>>81846280
It's not worth it, rich people have died from it cause their bones got infected during the surgery

>>81846408

Yeah I had it done, it sucked ass and it was shit ton of trouble

>>81846439
how much did it cost? asking for a friend

>>81846462

It was free

>>81846462
Do the femur and tibia lengthening surgery a year apart in two surgeries $180,000 8 cm + 6.5 cm = 14.5 cm total

>>81846517
>$180,000

just buy a red sportscar jesus

>>81846119
He still appears taller, in real life probably not a lot of people look at his feet, so the illusion of height is there.

>>81846280
who said he hasn't

>>81845645
end height shaming now

>>81846649
of course, after you end bald shaming

>>81846672
sure, after you end dick shaming

>>81846698
no

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>>81846672
>>81846649

>Tom Cruise and Henry Cavill will never combine to form the new Master Blaster

>>81846041
mm hmm

>>81846280
Wearing stupid shoes to look taller =/= fucking up your legs for life to look taller.

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>>81846649
Never

>>81846798

You do realize that bones heal right?

>>81846698
granted you end dick shade shaming

>>81846764
shut up he's 5' 8" he's not that short
>>81846799
i never liked this smug lanklet fuck

>>81845846
based non-insecure Ahnold

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>>81846798

>>81846830
>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1235089-25-of-the-worst-career-ending-injuries-in-sports

at least 50% knee injuries

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>>81845645
why is cavil so handsome bros?

>>81846897
>lanklet
He's pretty buff.

>>81846830
>>81846913
>there are literally leg extension shills on this board now

holy shit lol

>>81846914

Well you're not gonna lengthen your knee now are you?

>They're going to lead the lead actor BASE jump off the Eiffel tower without assistance

Is it because he's a level 8 OT everyone has such faith in him?

>>81846914
Joints = Bone ?

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>>81846975
Bone ?

>>81846897
>>81846799
End Brendan shaming

>>81846955
> Implying you ware gorillionaire manlet you wouldn't get the surgery
ok mejt

>>81846955

>Spout shit
>Get corrected
>LOL SHILL !!!

>>81846957
>>81846975
how much is dr.vlad paying you guys?

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>>81846408
oh god

>>81847008
2" per customer

>>81846119
he tricked everybody

>>81847008

t. manlet who can't afford the surgery

sucks to be you i guess

>>81846913
what a fucking dork

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>>81847008
>>81846955
>yfw people pay russians to hack their bodies

>>81846897

It's a joke son, roll with it.

But seriously , that's a combo that can't be beat.

>>81847001
I would buy nice clothes and trips to the beach, not to the butcher

>>81847124
Humans waren't meant to be tall to begin with, look at all the best world Athletes they are all average height

>>81846942
he won't be buff after we send all the tall people to the gas chambers
>>81847139
i will never rest until every tall person is eradicated from the face of this earth

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>>81846897
>he's 5' 8" he's not that short

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>>81847086
daily reminder that napoleon got lots of tall people killed
>>81847199
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81847168

>look at all the best world Athletes they are all average height


From a quick google the average male height worldwide is 6'1.

The fastest man in the world is 6'5.

Now what?

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>>81846897
>shut up he's 5' 8" he's not that short

>>81846913
>what are brothers

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>>81847255
Now you lurk moar

>>81845645
I'm 5'7". How do I keep on living like this? I've tried hanging myself but I can't reach the rafters :(

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>>81847255
>>81847279
>the average male height worldwide is 6'1.
it's 5' 8" you fucking cunt

>>81847328
not like we have half a world filled with 5 feet tall indians and chinese lol

>>81847221
Pretty sure that's the plot of a Punisher comic

>>81847352
indians and chinese are people too

>>81847546
debatable

>>81847627
anything is debatable

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>>81846119
Give him a break you assholes!

>>81847790
debatable

is that henry cavill and nick frost

>>81847858

Gwyneth Paltrow is fucking ugly, people that think she's hot probably like Kristen Stewart as well.

>>81846894
Roger that, right after you end hand shaming.

>>81845762
Guy to the left has two crotches.

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>mfw Scientology is the religion of manlets

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A reminder that Tom cannot be killed by conventional means.

>>81846913
>standing on his toes

it's fake

>>81848012
poor stuntman probably shat his pants there for a second

>>81846913
The no underwear when taking photographs policy is a nice touch

>>81848111
>stuntman

>>81848184

He means the guy wearing the same outfit and prop gun that runs up to check on him.

>>81848184
they guy that check him afterwards you mong

>>81848012

He almost lost a foot there

>>81848424

forget his foot, he could've snapped his neck if he didn't fall properly

>>81848424
He has enough money to replace it

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>>81845846

Any word on what the ridiculous stunt is Cruise gonna do this time?

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>>81845645
>tfw 5'10.5
The worst part is that most of my height comes from my torso because it's huge and my legs are shorter than the shortest jean size.

>>81848551
>even the Mountain is a manlet
Wasn't the original like over 7'? Fucker was bigger than Hodor.

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>mfw 185cm tall and good proportions

a good feel.

>>81848586
Ethan Hunt is coming out of the closet.

So wild and crazy huh?

i'm 1.80m (is it 5'11 i think?) am i a manlet? I never really felt like one.

>>81848911
depends where you live bro

>>81848819
Holy shit lol her leg is his entire body
>she will never force u to be her pusy slave

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There's insecure faggot manlets like celebrities.

And then there's manlets like webm related.

>>81848819
He can eat her pussy standing up,
and he can snu snu with his full body snugged in her embrace.
This is the dream, the dream all men must strive to achieve.
To dominate an amazoness.

>>81849056
PUSYKINO
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>>81848111
why would stuntman care? he is not his babysitter

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>>81849612
you are an autist and your underdeveloped reptilian brain doesn't allow you to experience empathy

>>81846910
arnold is taller than 99% of people why would he be insecure you celebrity worshiping faggot

>>81849929
kys desu

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this is a cruise missile friendly board ur not supposed to try to make fun of his height here

>>81848613
i feel you mang
>long neck
>long torso
>big head

being fed shit food probably wasn't the best thing

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>it's completely harmless guise xdd

>>81846517
Holy fuck

>tfw you want to make fun of the leg extension manlets but seriously considered having your jaw sawed off in a similar procedure to fix your overbite

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Brutal

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Look at Tiny Toms lifts

>>81852739
hey c'mon, she's wearing heels too

fucking double standards

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>tfw handsome trumps height 90% of the time