Horror movies....

I don't understand any of this.

>>81845092

you forgot making 10 gajillion at the box office from a 5 dollar budget

horror is reddit: the genre

>>81845092
lol

cause it's just boo and then it's over

>>81845092
Raw just came out, your opinion is invalid.

>>81845092
>what happened?!

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Fellas are there any horror kinos you recommend watching?

Nothing shows the difference more than "The Haunting" and its 90s' remake.

(God I wish someone would remake "The Haunting" and do it fucking right. In other words, we never see the spirits).

>>81845229
>God I wish someone would remake "The Haunting" and do it fucking right. In other words, we never see the spirits

Why not just appreciate the original? Why must everything be remade?

>>81845092
Nothing, horror has always been a shitty genre whose best movies are either first timers (as in first slasher, first body horror, fist found footage, etc) or satires of other horror movies.

There are a few exceptions tho.

they're made with no budget and make a shitload of money because now tasteless braindead females are 50% of the consumers and they drag along their bfs with them

this kind of feminized suburban horror is truly the opposite of manly blue-collar horror like john carpenter, romero etc

>>81845228
hellraiser

>>81845343
Quality post

>>81845229
It doesn't need a fucking remake.

>>81845352
seen it already it was pretty kino

God i hate the cgi wide mouth trend

>>81845092
We became desensitized. Even the classic horror movies aren't scary. Not even to kids.

>>81845139
>Horroreddit

>>81845092
It has literally always been a genre about making cheap shit that sells. Nothing has changed

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>>81845125
DELET THIS

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The savior is coming

watched all the texas chainsaw movies yesterday, the 2013 sequel or whatever it is is a perfect example of this shit + it has race mixing/evil white guy

>>81845228
Eyes Without a Face
The Thing
Scream
Tetsuo The Iron Man
Macario
Altered States
Scary Movie
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Jacob's Ladder
House
Kwaidan
An American Werewolf in London
The Wicker Man
Drag Me to Hell
Poltergeist

>>81845514
Idk how you can recommend Drag Me to Hell and not any of the Evil Dead movies

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>>81845514
y no giallo tho

>>81845549
>>81845561
Wasn't really making a list of the best, just the ones I thought they deserved to be mentioned. I also tried to avoid movies that will probably be repeated to death (evil dead, most slasher films, zombie movies, etc.).

But anyways, I liked City of the Living Dead and Macabre.

>>81845716
only 5 of these are worth watching

what are they /tv/?

>>81845469
the relevant question is what sells now vs what sold before? even cheap horror flicks from before had objective qualities, the attention to architecture in old gothic horror which reflected a serious dedication to the craft of set design and the creation of a cinematic atmosphere, the innovative camera work and stylish use of music in gialli, in the 80's the trend of ridiculous gore effects which forced SFX teams to be ingenuous on shoestring budgets, even the shitty 90s era of scream ripoffs at least displayed some wit and approached played out tropes with a parody sense of humor, plenty of cheap horror films have became cult film because they had subversive political themes or psychological weirdness, they at least tried to make viewers feel uneasy on a deeper subconscious level... but these contemporary PG13 horror flicks are devoid of any kind of virtue, tonally bland, no creativity whatsoever in their treatment of visual horror, etc. it's always a teenager or a young couple moving into a new suburban house and waking up in the middle of a night so they go open a door but it was just a cat! then nothing happens until a ghost/demon does a jump scare appearance so they decide to move out

>>81845092
The Wailing is the best horror movie ever

>>81845787
If you like horror movies, I think all of them are worth watching, as serious films, let me guess
Eyes Without a Face
Altered States
Macario
The Thing
The Wicker Man
?

>>81845092
Is her having her mouth opened supposed to scare me?

>>81845716
just curious. altered states is great

>>81845211
I heard raw was shite

>>81845795
These PG13 horror flicks are what horror is. It's easy to look back and remember the good movies but it's been mostly shit since the beginning

>>81845549
>Poltergeist

you should add the year some of those movies were made, no one should watch Poltergeist (2015) by accident. Also, there are (arguably) three The Thing

is there ANY horror movie that isnt "woman runs from thing that kills"?

>>81847133
The Thing (1982)

>>81847306
not really

>>81847133
well J-horror is "woman runs from woman that kills"

I could reinvent the horror genre by releasing your momma's nudes

>>81845412
Call me a pleb but it never fails to scare the piss out of me.

>>81847684
Blep

>>81845125
This is what I don't get. Why do people see these garbage films in droves?

>>81845510
>+ it has race mixing/evil white guy

If you really watched all the movies, you should know those two are nothing new.

>>81847766
you don't have friends? cause everytime I hang out with my friends and we wanna watch a movie, it's going to be a horror movie

>>81845092
Nothing happened.

Horror has always been shit. There's like, one good one every year and that's it.

>>81845502
>watch trailer for It Comes At Night
>liking it so far
>suddenly there's a kid

It's going to be shit.

>>81845228
The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre

>>81847804
there was nothing like that in the other movies.
the 2013 version literally starts out with a black guy working out and then kissing the white chick, then later he also fucks the other white chick. the two other good looking white guys turn out to be liars or thiefs.

>>81848260
So sick of the creepy kid trope

>>81847913
Get some friends with real taste. We don't always have to watch a horror movie because we have range in the genre we are willing to watch that isn't exclusively horror. The fuck is wrong with you?

>every day I drive by my local video store
>haven't come in since I was like 16
>it's still open for some reason

I might stop by tomorrow night to check it out.

>>81849532
it might be a drug front now

be careful

>>81845092
Same reason they still make marvel movies. they literally just make the same basic movie over and over again and it makes a trillion dollars every time.

>>81845092
you forgot
>child makes morbid comment
>spooky monster makes twitchy/jittery head movements
>clowns and dolls are le creepy Dx

>>81845228
the Witch

>>81845229
It is being made into a 10-part miniseries for Netflix, and is said to be going for a faithful adaptation of Jackson's novella.

>>81845395
Now go watch the 8 others.

>>81848696
I don't mind it if the kid is a good actor, but that's usually not the case.

>>81845228
The Autopsy of Jane Doe was pretty fucking great. Not perfect, but unnerving as fuck, and super intense. 8/10.

>>81849840
>Now go watch the 8 others.

Here is what I recommend when it comes to Hellraiser:

1. Hellraiser 2: Hellbound
2. Hellraiser
3. Bloodline
4. Hell on Earth
5. Inferno
6. Hellworld
7. Deader
8. Hellseeker
9. Revelations

Watching anything past Hell on Earth and you're probably going to have a bad time.

>>81849975
This is a fair assessment. The completionist in me argues otherwise, though.

you forgot the obligatory long limbed predatorial ghoul