why her?

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>>81833233
TOO MUCH ASS

why not?

>>81833233
Jim Bean a shit

Jim Bean is the essense of alcoholism

i always liked her more than that other jew chick natalie portman

she peaked in friends with benefits, ted and that lesbo scene with nat. then she gave it all up to squirt kids out for douchebag jew convert

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>>81833233
>>81833233

>>81833233
Jewish

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>>81835065
i agree. they should have had a classy le redpilled gentleman like you

I hate her voice.

How did she come back from Jupiter Rising?
Pretty sad that being on Family Guy is probably the only reason she "resonates" with Jim Beam

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>>81835099
I agree

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>>81833233
>why her?

>>81835709
the fucking guy to her left lmao

>>81833302
what a shame

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BANE?

>>81835723
hello red.ditfag

>>81835199
I suspect her career will ebb and flow till she stops being hot. staying away for wachowski sibling hot messes would help though

>>81835723

Looks like he's been Faceapp'd.

>>81835099
Shut up nigger.

>>81833302
that's heartbreaking senpai

>>81833302
absolutely disgusting

>>81835758
She can't have too many ebbs and flows left though, right? Three to five years, tops? After that, good riddance. She was never that good of an actor to begin with.

>>81833233
Beam a shit, she a cute.

>>81835844
probably, but who knows maybe she can stretch it out or transition to 'mom' roles, but yeah she was always more of a face than an actor

>>81835855
>Beam a shit,
beam gets me drunk on the cheap, so it isn't that bad.

>>81833233
She has a nice voice and a nice face. She's also very recognizable. She played a major character in That 70s Show and in Family Guy, so basically she's well-known and well-liked by people between the ages of 14 and 50.

>>81833380
This. Jim Beam has been the cause of my dumbest decisions since I became an "advanced drinker".

>>81835950
>Jim Beam has been the cause of my dumbest decisions since I became an "advanced drinker".
vodka and light beer has ever been my downfall

>>81833302
Ireland here

I have a massive erection right now

>>81836041

>vodka and light beer

Jesus Christ dude, if you really have to be an alcoholic you could at least try to be a vaguely masculine one

>>81836217
Jim Bean is literally a queer drink though

That shit in general is just fedora tier

>>81835723
That would actually be her right. You mean camera left.

>>81836257

I don't drink Beam either

Drink real whisky and real beer like a man, vodka is for middle-aged mothers and scrawny subhumans who squat on the Eurasian permafrost

>>81836295
nerd

>>81836257
Beam is way better than Jack.

You don't have a lot of choices in the "Fourteen Dollar a bottle Bourbon" category

>>81836041
For me, it used to be Bacardi+coke and/or vodka+oj, every night. Then I discovered Jim Beam and dear god that stuff is amazing. I can drink it straight and in massive quantities no problem.

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>>81836325
>Drink real whisky and real beer like a man

yeah, mad men is just great you know

>>81836351

>too ironic to consume quality alcohol

Your loss bitchboy

>>81836327
Just making a correction is all.

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>>81836370
did you see that bojack the horseman episode?

bourbon is just sooooooooooo masculine

>>81836397

I don't drink bourbon either, your meme fu is weak like your wrists

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>>81836431
oh i just love drinking whiskey which is for real adult men such as myself from one of those round glasses with ice cubs in it while wearing my bath robe

yes i own a bath robe and a fedora what's wrong with it

>>81836502

You should never put ice in a good whisky

I do in fact own a bathrobe because it's comfy as hell

Meanwhile you drink screwdrivers and chase them with watery piss beer and cry to yourself like a menopausal divorcee

>>81836565
nice reddit spacing

>>81836328

Beam and Jack are both absolute garbage that tastes nothing like bourbon.

You want Wild Turkey, Maker's Mark or (if you're a broke alcoholic) Evan Williams.

I like basically anything but gin and chardonnay, but a bourbon with a bite will always be my favorite.

I've had like 5-6 drinks per night for the last 5 years. I think I need to get help.

>>81836590

I have been using this site since before you were even old enough to stand on the corner outside the bottle shop and beg strangers to buy you light beers

>>81836041
What is it with Americans and light beer? If you drink light beer in Australia you are labeled a faggot forever.

>>81836590
one of my favorite memes of 2017 so far tbqh famalam

>>81835950
Really? I can honestly say that I've become a much better and more responsible person since switching over to Jim Beam from Evan William

>>81835065
>Russian Jew
those don't count

>>81835225
The blimp is right, white people do fuck.

>>81836649
>If you drink light beer in Australia you are labeled a faggot forever.

all your beer is literally light beer with an alcohol content below 5%.

You trying to say coopers or xxxx is HQ brew?

>>81836217
Sneaks up on me, never take it seriously

>>81836602
>You want Wild Turkey, Maker's Mark or (if you're a broke alcoholic) Evan Williams.

Only one of those is Fourteen dollars a bottle. If you were so hardcore as you claimed you would realize Wild Turkey is $20 a bottle and Maker's is $26.

The only cheap alternative you listed is Evan Williams which tastes worse than Beam and is a dollar more expensive usually.

>>81836664
separating every sentence with a double linebrea is very typical reddit formatting

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>>81833302
It's sad. Her and Wendy Fiore look and sound so much alike but their bodies are radically different.

>>81833233
two great tastes that taste great together.

Black is downright heavenly for the price.

>>81837194
it's nothing. People have been doing it since the BBS days.

>>81837074
ukranian

>>81837279
She's ethnic Russian.

>>81833233
>Act woodenly as the most one dimensional characters on the set of a tv sitcom
>manage to surpass all of her ex-costars, landing numerous major box office roles despite having no range
I have no idea how she managed to get to where she is, she reminds me of Gal Gadot, or Scarlett Johansson, lacking talent and nothing makes them stand out but it is as if God had chosen them to become famous.

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>>81837328

she's a qt russian jew but bad moms was awful

>>81833233
Hasn't it been however many number of years since she said she was going to come back for that barrel already?

>>81837393
Right. She has no connection to Ukraine the country. Her parents were probably not even born there.

>>81835099
state of these people.
I hate American's and their 'lets watch tv' parties

Watching That 70s Show all those years I never thought she would be a breakout star. I don't really understand why she is. She's tolerable.

>>81837853
She's a great voice actress at least.

>people in here fall for Jim BeamTM marketing about the devil's cut and whatever baloney they want to think up to increase the price per bottle from 14 to 18.

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>>81833233
>you will never get drunk on disgusting yank whiskey with Mila Kunis while pondering over life's greatest mysteries and solving all global issues

>>81839995
before and after waht?

>>81837976
It does taste better though. It makes Jim Beam into almost Wild Turkey.

>>81840084
eating OPs moms pussy lol

I couldn't find a good reaction image

>>81835099
nice tits

>>81837393
Wasn't ukraine a part of the ussr?

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>>81840226
It was

>>81840226
you think so?

now where did you hear that

>>81837691
Her parents are probably Soviet spies who have corrupted the West with their Marxist nonsense.

>>81840226
>>81840379
you guys think russia was part of the soviet union?????

my history teacher was is american as i am too wasn't too clear on the subject

>>81840084

meth lab explosion

>>81833233
I found it funny that just after they started the Jim Beam campaign with her it turned out she was pregnant and they had to pause it for half a year everywhere except the USA.

>>81836602
>ooo im a big alky because i have 5 drinks
>ew gin? no thanks. make mine a makers!
confirmed for 18 year old

>>81837234
i think you might be blind anon

>>81833233
I don't know why people like that honey stuff

it makes me vomit out of my butthole

>>81837130
But light beer is about lesser calories not alcohol.

>>81835199
>Jewish family.

Whenever you wonder why the hell is that person famous.
Thats the answer.

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>alcohol experts tell you what REAL men drink
>seasoned veterans deliver their hot tips on what beverages are acceptable and not

>>81841711
that doesnt exactly work when you have to drink so much beer to get drunk

Anyone else wish she was in the new PotC movies? She could pass for Jack sparrows daughter.

>>81836217
vodka is not a feminine drink just because you can buy it mixed with sugar water overpriced for some slut you want to fuck in a club you dumb faggot

>>81833302
DELETE THIS

>>81839605
>no thong popping out.
dropped

shut up, meg

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>>81833531
Use this image.

>>81833233
>don't find her attractive
>hear her speaking russian in an interview
>suddenly find her attractive

wtf i love slavs now??

>>81842589
her russian/ukrainian is shit

>>81842673
meh, i wouldn't know since i don't speak the language

it just sounds hot

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>>81842771
i was deeply in love with her when the show was aired but kinda lost the interest when she played in stupid movies