Fargo Season 3

steam link

>Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Nope, i'll pass.

>>81832621
webm?

>>81832718
She genuinely great in the first episode.

>>81832748
Give me some minutes, downloading the episode to the HD

>>81832849
could you post a download link when you've got it?
would be much appreciated anon, i wanna make some Webms

>>81832849
Thanks anon. Haven't gotten a chance to watch the episode yet, but I need that MEW bum.

>>81832909
Give me 10-15 minutes hopefully, had a issue with my internet for a bit, but it back to normal.

So what were the books in the trunk all about?

>>81833252
I think Coon grabbed a hugo award

perhaps gramps secretly was a famous science fiction writer.

>>81833252

Random shit to make the web go crazy.

>OMG CTHULHU
>Tell me about the yella king!

It won't lead anywhere as usual.

0/10 episode. Post hiney so I can fap

>>81832849

Where'd you find DL link? Didn't find anything in the previous megathread

>>81833346
A friends Mega drive

>>81833284
That's what I thought. It might also connect to the UFO themes in the last season.

>>81833346

EZTV have it in 720p @ 1.6GB

>>81833346
Reddit Mega has a link - 1.4 gigs

>people still don't have btn

>>81833374
There was definitely some nodding to that with the reflection of headlights into the sky, but I think that was an entirely separate season 2 theme.

>>81833718
Hurry up nigga

why did they even kill the murderer?
was it so they wouldnt have to pay him?
i dont get the motive

>>81833252
When she gets the shotgun? Didn't even notice that. One of the reasons I love this show, so many nuances that need re-watching to fully comprehend.

>>81833798
Because he completely fucked everything up.

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>>81833798
You must be dense

>>81833793
ass scene or the air condition scene?

should I watch Fargo if I liked Twin Peaks and Legion?

>>81833798
He threatened to go to the cops

>>81833869
Ass please

is it garbage like s2 or s1 kino

>>81833891
Yes. Its quirky small town mystery crime show and its from the same creator of Legion.

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>>81833819
Trunk of her cop car, I can webm when she gets it if you want.

>>81833914
Season 2 was GOAT
kys

>>81833940
Nice, thanks anon!

>>81833940
That'd be cool, thanks anon

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>>81833940

Thanks!

>>81833940
no. there was a quick shot of side tit

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>>81833984
Okay, on it.

Also, general requests while I am still awake.

>>81833940
IT'S EVERYTHING I IMAGINED IT WOULD BE. ALL I EVER WANTED. She's never shown full-ass in anything before, has she? She almost did in Faults.

>>81833949
Agreed, it's up there with bb final season and true detective season one.

its a best character dies first episode season

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>>81834037

>>81834037
I have a feeling that piece that falls off when he kicks it is going to bite them in the ass. Plus, how did Maurice know which apartment to go to?

>>81834002
webms can only be produced so fast anon, working on the shotgun as we speak

>>81834050
Subtle, I like it

>>81833940
I want to eat that hiney!!!!

>>81834050
>and true detective season one.


You can't be serious.

Fargo S2 had the same problems TD S2 had. Rushed by a network after a freshman season writers spent their life coming up with.

>>81834002
I went back and played it, there wasn't really anything noticeable.

>>81834037
Left a footprint

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>>81833984

>>81833891
Absolutely. I thought Legion was pure cape kino and I fucking hate 90% of that genre. Noah Hawley is a certified genus.

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>>81834002
This?

>>81834253
Lame

>>81834112
I disagree wholeheartedly. To me, season two Fargo still explored in-depth societal issues that resonated. Race, corporatism, the fall of the "nuclear family", and immigration to an extent. Plus the score was absolutely on point in the Dramatics "What you see" and black Sabbaths "war pigs".

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>>81834253
RIP

>>81833940

Think it was a body double?

>>81834149
So I see the blanket and the gun but no books. What exactly were you referencing'

>>81833940
Is it an ass double?

>tfw no mew gf

>>81832621
What a pointless and meaningless poster, it's something Hitler would have had hanging in his office

>>81834322
>season two Fargo still explored in-depth societal issues that resonated. Race, corporatism, the fall of the "nuclear family", and immigration to an extent.

Elaborate.

>>81834335
>>81834355
unfortunately, I think that is probably the case

>>81834327
>>81834319
I was just trying to follow up a anon request who said there was a side boob, that as close as I saw.

What were those books that she pulled out of the grandfathers floor? Why was she comparing one to the carving thing?

>>81834373
No no no don't you do that to me now, don't you go killing my dreams so quickly. I NEED TO BELIEVE, you see?

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>oh hey fargo season 3 was today
>let's check /tv/
>it's all about MEWs ass
Went better than expected

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>>81834350
anon here >>81833819 asked when she got the gun.

>>81834438

i doubt her alpha jiu jitsu fightin' husband would be down with her showing ass

>>81834403
I know, you did literally nothing wrong. I was just bummed that it wasn't there

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>>81834431

Really good episode and I'm honestly not that big of a fan of Fargo.

MEW and Lupin will be the best parts of the season for sure

>>81833940

makes me want to kill myself

>>81834562
don't worry, bro
one day we'll all have qt MEW look-alike gfs
r-right?

>>81833940
I don't trust nothing anymore. The way the camera change makes me think that was a ass double. It should had been done like Evan's ass shot was done where he show it & turn towards the camera to know it was him.

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>Damn bubbles

>>81834602

she's so fucking beautiful it fucking hurts

>>81834628

I guarantee you it's a body double.

>>81834634
>>81834634

Far more than just bubbles are covering her.

>>81834602
Cloning

Season 1 had divine fish tornado.
Season 2 had literal aliens.

What will season 3 have? Right now my money is on the creepy investor guy being a literal demon.

>>81834369
> Race
So Hanzi the native was basically confided to near slave status. He saw the "magic of the white man" as a child and was not astonished. He knew there was a logical reasoning behind it and in the end resented the Gerheardts for how they viewed him, as just another ignorant native.

>Corporatism
Think its happenstance that Ned the butcher dies in a big box supermarket? Plus the allusions with Mike Milligan basically working up the corporate ladder to realize that he just works for a corrupt organization?

> Nuclear family
This was big in the 50s, you had 2.3 kids and they replaced you in the workforce. However, war has a nasty impact in this. The Gerheardts refer to the oldest son getting "shot in the head by some Gook sniper", amidst the other older stillborn, showing a resentment to both medical technology and leaving the old ways of having a dozen kids only to have 4 survive in the past.

>Immigration
This is by far the most holey theory with the show, but the Gerheardts are a German immigrant family. They established a shipping empire that worked in illegal goods.


This is the simplest I can write without with a thesis for a PhD. Anyways open to criticism if you have valid criticism.

>>81834659
Maybe Lovecraft-like mytho.
I mean it made normies piss their pants in Trude Detective season 1.

>>81834628
My brain knows it was a body double most likely.
my cock just says it doesn't care.

Also, last call on requests, I heading to bed in six minutes unless a request is made.

>>81834659
good call
definitely got that "deal with the devil" vibe in the office

>tfw emergency alert test came on right when the cop lady was about to enter the house after realizing someone broke in
What did I miss? I don't want to watch the episode again just for 3 minutes.

Why do actors use body doubles?

>>81834452
I would never say that the state is wrong, that'd be unpatriotic and a sentence to the gulags.

Seriously though, loved the shot when older brother McGregor looks down at his "house shoes" and they're the same as the east Germans regular shoes, minus the snow and blood.

>>81834712

lovecraft mytho is god tier

>>81834755
>What did I miss? I don't want to watch the episode again just for 3 minutes.
Its a hell of a 3 minutes to miss

>>81834793
It seems to be rarely done well. The madness aspect is always downplayed.

>>81834793
Depends. The concept is great, the execution has always been poor. >>81834814

>>81834814

Definitely true. Bloodborne did it right, but The Void was extremely disappointing.

>>81834760
Because muh American far-Left ruins everything.

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Night all

>>81834927
I'll take Coon over MEW any day.

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>>81834993
Coon is hot, but MEW is just stupidly beautiful.

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>>81832690
put on adblock

>>81834712
>I mean it made normies piss their pants in Trude Detective season 1.

Normies like del Toro "muh creatures" Lovecraft. They were upset there wasn't a tentacle pay off in TD.

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>>81835050
I should be in bed, but I just have to say I adore coon.

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>>81835123

how the fuck do i get a MEW gf

>>81834760

Because some actors want to work on projects that reflect their talent and ambition, and not their tits and ass.

So when something like Fargo comes along that is great but still not intelligent enough to ditch the tits and ass, the actress usually asks for someone with less talent and less self respect to step in as a body double for the nude scene.

with MEW and Coon, this season will be a fine one for waifus

>>81835159

Don't shave and learn jiu jietsu

go on a cruise

>>81835121
>Normies like del Toro "muh creatures"
Man I rewatched Pan's Labyrinth recently, this guy can't write for shit.

Muh filter

that was a body double right?

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>>81835162
You know, to me it all comes down to muh objectification. If your acting is good enough (like MEW in this episode), nobody is going to think you're in it for your ass.

You know what's the real problem? The judeo-christian idea, much spread in Burgerland, that nudity, the human body is something dirty and vulgar.

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>>81835191
Yep

>>81835050
MEW is too pretty for her own good. I'm insecure and I would never be able to trust her.

Coon just looks loyal and pure.

If I get sick, MEW would go out and fuck some dude on the side. Coon would stay at home and make me chicken noodle soup and put a cool rag on my forehead.

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>>81835297
>If your acting is good enough (like MEW in this episode), nobody is going to think you're in it for your ass.

Could easily argue the scene would have been just as effective by not hovering on her ass for two different scenes. The shot with the mans arm and gun covering her front was enough.

If you take your boner out of it you'll eventually notice the majority of nude and/or sex scenes in film and tv are unnecessary and the story could be just as effectively told without them.

>Season 2 shit the bed towards the end
>hate MEW
>McGregor revealed he's a massive twat earlier this year
sell this to me.

>>81835409
>Coon would stay at home and make me chicken noodle soup and put a cool rag on my forehead.

Coon would steal your baby while you slept handcuffed to the bed.

>>81835441
go fuck yourself, no one has to sell you anything

>>81835441
>>McGregor revealed he's a massive twat earlier this year

What did he do?

>>81835492
no problem. I'll just shitpost how shit it is to upset you

>>81835471
>Coon handcuffing me
Tell me more

>>81835471
how dare you denigrate my waifu's good name

>>81835492
If you like piece of shit show so much, why can't you defend it?

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>>81835409
MEW looks like a pretty faithful modest gal IRL.I mean I don't think she's the biggest skank in the industry.
>>81835438
Nudity could just be there for the added antithetical value. I'm sure some directors do that well. But Western culture has such an unhealthy relationship with the naked body that it's almost exclusively used in a soft porn, cheap trick way.

>>81835441
David Thewlis

>>81835500
>Piers Morgan ridicules Madonna at the women's march and questions why some chosen to be volatile
>McGregor, due to appear on morning show with Piers, refuses to appear (10 minutes late) because of Piers' comments

Anyone else think the episode was kind of meh?

>le videogames do retro laser noises meme

>>81835558

your mom is kind of meh

>>81835558

Everything since season 1 has been meh.

>>81835525
>Nudity could just be there for the added antithetical value. I'm sure some directors do that well. But Western culture has such an unhealthy relationship with the naked body that it's almost exclusively used in a soft porn, cheap trick way.

You proved my point.

>>81835558
I actually enjoyed the hell out of it
I haven't been watching much tv lately, so I might have a low bar

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>>81834838
>bloodborne did it right
is this a fucking joke? it did what every other shitty lovecraft style thing does, have squid monsters

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>mew will never sit on your face

>third runner up
>in the olympics that's bronze
wouldn't third runner up be fourth place?
is that the joke and I'm just autistic?

KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>81833301
This happens way too often.

>Ewan Mcgregor is two people
I really hope they don't make a big deal out of this. If they try to make it the nutty professor while also serious drama it'll probably ruin the scene.

>>81833869
>me with the cigarette

>>81835809
That's the joke

>>81833301
>>81835915


To be fair the only logical place for it to lead is nothingness and how do you show that

>>81835900
this season will definitely be waifu kino if nothing else

So place your bets, is MEW using her PO or does she actually love him?

Evidence she loves him
>They both play bridge "professionally"
>She wants to get married despite it being a terrible idea legally
>She seemed to love the idea of him scheming to steal for her

Evidence she's using him
>Gathering blackmail evidence
>Wildly out of his league
>Obviously smart enough to time the airconditioner and plan on the fly

>>81833940
such an old trope
fucking kikes never stop

>Carrie Coon and MEW on the same show
I'm swooning in almost every scene so far. If they could add Famke Janssen and make her not act this show would just turn into me edging for an hour

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>>81833940
>He completely fails to grab the gun because its actually very hard and he had no idea what he was doing
That was refreshing

>>81834037
this shot was straight up dog shit

>>81835123
OOOOOH.
Shit. I didn't even recognize her.

I liked the first two seasons of this show a lot actually.. I hope it doesn't get rushed along and lose it's quality.

Where is this season set? I am from Minnesota and lived in Bemidji for several years where the first TV series was set, so I guess it makes it more interesting to me.

>>81836264
Near eden valley, eden prairie, and some town near both of them. Which honestly might all be made up towns. in 2010 this time

>>81836313
Eden Prairie is definitely a real place.

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>>81835555
>it's a triggered /pol/ can't differentiate politics from acting episode

lol

>>81835438

It actually lost a lot of it's impact because of stupid Americlap standards, imagine what a great shock it would have been if she stands up and you see her tits and pubes and then a second later Ewan lunges for the gun, would have been kino because you would have been as distracted as the gunman and then as shocked when the gun is grabbed for and put you right in the scene, but since Americans are terrified of a woman's breasts and would kill themselves if they ever saw a woman's pubic hairs it'd never happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4w12oDjn8

KINO CONFIRMED

BRAVO VINCENZO

>>81835555
>brainwashed /pol/ drones defend Piers "ban assault weapons" Morgan now

ever stop to think that you follow whatever that board says no matter how contradictory?

This episode was great if you disagree you're a low t beta male for not enjoying that ass

I've been fapping to tranny porn for longer than I care to recall, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of those few actresses that reminds me that genuine grills can pull my benis and heartstrings like nothing else.

fuck she's just perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRVKmw8BPv4

punished emmit

>>81836563
based celentano

that intro is hilarious

>>81836685
this will be a good season
i can feel it in my loins

> le Oedipus meme
> MEW kinda reminds you of your mom in her younger days (brunette, doe eyes)

I really really really hate Freud.

>>81836752
>tfw your mom looks like Morena Baccarin right now

These webms suck, wait for a proper 1080p release.

>>81836789
jesus christ...
can I come over and spend the night?
I'll bring my game system

>>81836630

are you saying she looks like a trap?

What is mews endgame?
I bet shes gonna try to pin it all on ewan tbqh

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>everything went great when we met with the broker, a Mr. Ehrmantraut

BREAKING BAD CROSSOVER CONFIRMED

>>81837054
kino extended universe confirmed

>>81836916

I don't even know what I'm saying tbqh. I'm the same person behind this post: >>81836752

All I know is that I find MEW intensely attractive, much more so than most other actresses I've seen.

>>81836940

she clearly know she's smarter than Ray and is just using him for money (which is pretty good characterization and what attractive whores/stripper types are like irl)

there's gotta be some twin swapping antics at some point as is mandatory with all stories involving identical twins, I bet she'll talk him into impersonating his brother to steal the money from the deal he's working on and muh stamp, but maybe she'll secretly make a deal with Emmit to then double cross Ray and leave him in his brothers position to take the fall for whatever financial crimes Emmit's involved with, and he ends up in prison or getting whacked by Mike from Breaking Bad

>>81835669

The madness was literally a gameplay mechanic

>>81836597
nice one generalising but youre mistaken. Mcgregor acted like a child and chosen to cancel an interview 10 minutes after he was due to appear because he was upset at one person. Maybe watch the footage and look up the twitter debacle

>>81837186

is your mum a trap too?

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what do you think Noah Hawley meant by this?

>>81837356

what is that? the dead weed lmao guy?

>>81837401
https://youtu.be/t6KpGGtiNVg?t=53
come on anon

>>81834678

It also had some kino addressing gender issues, but not in a forced way like most shows, in a context and time period where it's actually believable for a man to be a misogynist and for a woman to think she's hella edgy fucking a black guy.

>>81837434

ah, wrong "lmao"

>>81837298

Nope.

I should stop drinking, thinking while drinking, and posting while thinking and drinking tbqh.

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>>81837356
Amazing

>>81836034

all the evidence for she loves him is just him getting money for her

>tfw MEW will never findom you

>>81833718
how old is MEW

>idiot druggy criminal kills innocent person in shooting that is investigated by the cop protagonist but he is then killed by a scheming woman and her dimwitted man who have to cover it up

bravo noah!

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Was this shot K I N O?

>>81834327
damn, its covered

>>81835525
shes definitely a prude. she got really mad and blocked me on twitter when the fappening happened

>>81837777
>doesnt show her feet

terrible shot, go back to film school hacks

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The episode was fun, but pretty disappointing as far as Fargo goes. If this had been the premier of season 1 then I probably wouldn't have watched it. I was hoping for murder(s) as shocking as Lester and Malvo's triple murder in S1 and the diner shooting spree in S2. This ep didn't really give me much to look forward to, but MEW and Coon are perfect.

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>>81836560
This anon gets it.

>>81837820

What did you say to her you creep?

>>81836264
>>81836313
>>81836361
St. Cloud is the other one. I'm guessing that is where the Stussy office building was, and MEWs apartment, since those scenes had taller buildings.

I like the episode, but I hope the season is not feminist (sexist). So far the two women are strong, while the men are either gay or weak fools.

>>81837839
I was trying to think of what black people were in the episode but then I realized the other actress is called Coon

>>81837822
>feet

Beta as fuck loser

>>81837877

Emmit seems to be a baller

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>>81837892
>woman painting her toenails
>dont actually show it

clearly a bad shot, pleb

let me show you some real mew kino

>I told you I don't like strawberries
>"Let me tell you how it works in the Bible."

Top kek.

What a great set-up joke.

Another one of those series where it overstays its welcome and then hires Clist actors

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>>81836560
They showed some Minnesotan hooters.

>>81833301
>It won't lead anywhere as usual
Why do plebs always expect mysteries to "lead" somwwhere instead of serving to spice the story/ characters/ atmosphere? I bet you would hate The Leftovers.

>>81838086
>ewan mcgregor
>c-list

>>81838314
his known for that shitty scottish cult movie about trains and the dude who couldn't act in star wars

he is very much c list

>>81833718
I wanna play bridge with Mew and then take a bath with her.

>All that wasted on a homo like Ewan

Sad!

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>>81838298
>mfw CANINE DNA

>>81838298

they are used to stories like csi where the entire point is le solving le case as if it's not a fictional story made up by writers

>>81838353

as opposed to le hobbit prequel man?

>>81838363
is strip bridge a thing?

is it better to watch one episode each week or wait until the whole season is out and watch them all in the same day?

>>81834037
Did he stand there long enough?
Only thing that bugged me about the episode

>>81838420
this 2bh
so far we've gotten le edgy middle finger man, miss showed her tits too late in life, and bargain basement obi wan

it was c list actors from season 1 episode one

>>81838508
>miss showed her tits too late in life
who dat

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>>81837253
>(((((((((((((((((People))))))))))))))) reeing on Twitter makes it a debacle
Well you've convinced me friend.

I don't know if I can keep watching it live. The commercial breaks are fucking ridiculous.

>>81838543

spidermans gf?

>>81838543
kirsten dunst

>>81838484
yes

>>81838420
>ewan and freeman are both best known for starring in dogshit prequels that ruined beloved franchises

wew

>>81838578
Wait until right afterward and pirate it

>>81838481

when the viagra gets passed around at the retirement home, yes

>tfw I want to talk about Fargo but celebrity worshipping faggots shit up the thread

Anyway, yeah, Vargas is going to be the devil, and he's going to run Emmit's business into the ground.

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>>81838867

I'm very surprised that Parking Lot Ewan is still alive.

>>81838940
one of them is going to die far sooner into the season than most would think

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What did they mean by this?

>>81839000
I think it could end up being Ray actually. It's the sort of thing I think they'd do.

Or maybe Emmit's wife.

Time to filter "MEW", it's so annoying. I'm consideringt not to watch Fargo at all because of her and her stupid innitials.

>>81839090
good
pls don't watch it
you won't be missed

>>81835438
this

>>81839090

Are you me, because I did the same 20 minutes ago.

>>81834988
>she's 6 feet tall

what the fuck

>>81838638

That's what I'm probably gonna do. I'll at least watch it live next week because the live threads are fun as fuck.

M E W
E
W

>>81839167
she's like 5'7''. Show is a bust

MEW is playing everyone in the show. She is a ruse master.

>>81839167
probably rocking some bimbo heels

>>81839158

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x5qml1PDI6

>>81839090
>>81839158

time to type M.E.W. just to wind you poofters up

Is there anything more cancerous than celebrity waifufags?

The music was on point again

>>81839342
asexual contrarians who get upset over someone being attracted to an attractive person

>>81839439
It's got fuck all to do with the show though.

It's like when you like a band, then they're used in some mainstream film and you can't ever talk about them again without some cunt saying "omg did you hear of them from X".

I liked Fargo before this celebrity shit and I want to talk about the show.

>>81839467
no one is stopping you from talking about the show
fell free to start at any time

>>81839467

You should be down on your knees worshiping us glorious waifuists for bringing you a 223 post thread about a tv show, if it wasn't for us this on-topic thread would have been bumped off the board within about an hour from the unrelated absolute dogshit that makes up the majority of /tv/ threads.

>>81839502
I have been. In this thread.

>>81837054

Mr. Ehrmantraub**

Absolutely inspired song choice for the bridge scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj5TL1l9QYQ

>it's a pissing montage episode
bravo noah

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>>81833940

>>81839674

does he have to watch his female paroles peeing? who watches Mary pee?

I feel like I'm the only one who didn't like it.
and I can't get over the fact that Obi-Wan didn't give more instructions other than an address on a piece of paper to Scooty.

the Vargas character interested me, though.

also someone on reddit (sorry) said they think the German open is like what the Coen brothers did in A Serious Man with a disconnected story that serves to represent the tone of the full story. Definitely think that's what it is.

>>81836034
They've already said in interviews she genuinely loves him and it isn't about money or anything else. The whole point of this season is that both McGregor sides are just as sympathetic as each other.

>>81839968

They are both meant to be dumbasses since obviously he'd be able to steal the stamp better himself because he knows the layout of the house, where the stamp is and could make an excuse for being there if caught and the junky guy could have just called him back and asked for the address again.

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>2010 was 7 years ago
>this isnt a meme

>>81838353
He's a national treasure in the UK, far more so than Martin Freeman
I'm guessing you're a burgerposter?

>>81839588
Fargo always has good music

>>81840130

the junky apparently wasn't even told that the stamp was framed and hanging on the wall. it's just stupid.

>>81840299
My only beef with the episode.

Any guessing on what the man and the women were arrested for?

>I thought I could do that in my house!
>forgot what the other man said

The junkie couldn't call because the phone messages are recorded.

That's why they had to meet at a bar.

>>81834335
>>81834373
Extremely unlikely

>>81833940
She finally doing nudity?

>>81835525
>cheats on her dweeb husband
>modest

>>81835555
Imagine actually defending Piers Morgan.

>>81838508
>>81838581
>>81838582
but her tits look fantastic?

Waifus were the worst thing to happen to this show.

>>81841046
They do, ignore the (((virgins))) who think they're already saggy.

Why is the show filmed like it's in the 70s when it's set in 2010?

Wouldn't it be nice if the show went full Chtulu ?

>>81841178
It would be interesting. You can never tell what will happen in it at this stage.

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>>81833940
so is it a body double or not????

>>81841199
It always looks great

>>81833940
BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP

>>81841211
not

>>81841178
>Fargo becomes one of the only good Lovecraft-mytho adaptation
How much would normies and /tv/ lose their shit if it happened?

why

>>81833940
Excellent ass

>>81841211
mew doesn't have venus dimples.

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>>81841265

>>81840550
the woman was clearly a dude weed lmao free spirit hippy type and the amish guy said
>what could I do? the land was fallow and we needed grain
so he probably stole some grain from another farm

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>>81841342
>>81841342
Yes she does

>>81841342
>>81841017
Backup your claim or be silent.

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>alright mister it'll be 200 for an hour and double for anything extra
>wait, you want to do what to my feet? hang on, I'm not sure how much that'll be

>>81841432
hnng those fishnets

>>81841432
her face is absurdly beautiful

>>81841017

it's not cheating if he's into cucking like all numales are

>>81841407
cool

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>that's you done already? I'll give you half price

>>81833301
Didn't it lead to actual aliens last season?

Loved the first episode by the way, good cast. I liked the investor, because up until his talk about singularity I thought he was some drunk from Ewan McBald's parole job. Also good cast and dialogue

>>81841407
those dimples are further apart from the ones in the webm

>>81841506
Just stop, dude. You got caught in a lie.

>>81833301
>It won't lead anywhere as usual.
Like UFO and daemonic powers in s1, amrite?

>>81835555

>its a /pol/tard gets upset episode

Zapping out

>no badass hitmen

but thats my favorite trope

>>81841432
She's fine with foot stuff. She showed up to Quentin's in flip flops.

>>81841526
>daemonic powers in s1
come again friendo?

>>81841211
it's body double

>>81841599
Nope

>>81837434
wait what the fuck, I had no idea this show had aliens. I only watched a few eps of the first season but now I have to watch it, looks cool as fuck

>>81834518
So it's Cthulhu this season then

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>>81841625

>>81841407
BTFO

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>>81841342
She has impressive ones actually

>>81834712
One of the books Carrie Coon finds has an octopus-head fellow on the cover

>>81835297
>You know what's the real problem? The judeo-christian idea, much spread in Burgerland, that nudity, the human body is something dirty and vulgar.
Pretty much this.

>>81835162
>you're not allowed to have any nudity in a film or else it's "not intelligent"

>>81835558
Started badly and I was ready to drop it but the loan guy kept me watching.

>>81834659
Season one was religious imagery, with Malvo being a devil.
Season two was aliens.
Season three will probably be something else.

>>81841951
lovecraft ;)

>>81837877
A gay couple is ok to have. Don't remember any homo content in previous seasons, only slight racial mixing in 2.

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>you'll never be her parole officer

>>81837877
you have issues

>>81841570
well, Malvo literally killed off entire building worth of mobsters, moreover there was some shit like light bulbs going out/blinking when he was about to kill someone (especially in hospital scene).

And he corrupted the guy who killed him in the end.

It was much more vague than season 1, but yeah

>>81837839
pretty much this. im invested just because s1 and s2 were pretty great, but yeah, if this had been s1 ep1, there would of been a good chance i would of gone "eh" and moved on. the aircon was just too goofy

did anyone else completely expect, and was heartily disappointed when it panned down and whatshisname was still there dead? i almost thought for SURE it would just be some blood and the twist would be it hit him, but didnt kill him. it would of been a good twist, since the second i saw him i knew he would be dead by the end of the ep

>>81842245

since it was so goofy and prolonged I thought what was going to happen is the airconditioner would simply miss and they'd have to escape the guy coming back to shoot them

>>81834519
It's a good show and I really liked season 1 but, I agree it's pretty overrated for the most part. People ITT calling Hawley a genius are morons.

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>>81842199
>get shot dead by cop because he knows you'll come after his family in revenge
>I-I actually meant to manipulate him into doing that btw j-just as planned

>>81841701
>dimple-game so strong, they can hold puddles of sex-sweat

What was the deal with the opening scene?

MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING
>MONGOLIAN
THROAT
>SINGING

K I N O
I
N
O

>>81842441
It was meant to lead into "This is a true story", but they might do something with it later in the season.

There was a callback to it this episode with the "house shoes".

>>81842296
i thought this actually as well. when i saw someone unrelated because he hadnt made it downstairs yet, and it focusing so hard on her counting but him stopping, fucking up the count down, she was gonna hit someone else innocent. maybe dudeweed would flee because hes high, has a gun and had recently committed murder and it would turn into a catch the mouse sorta dealio. and then when he full on kicked the aircon i thought that, he overshot.

nope. im still gonna watch it and hope its just a weak start, but man.

>>81842441
Will probably connect later in some way.
But it seemed to be about establishing the theme of artifice and storytelling, what is true. The fact the brothers had different interpretations of what happened in youth.
The parole officer saying "Once you're convicted it's fact" to the parolee saying he "allegedly" did something seemed to be a link as well.

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>tfw no Peggy

>>81842741
>she'll never tie you up and stab you and make you submit to her

>>81842532
Sweet I'll have to rewatch it for the 4th time
>>81842732
Yeah not sure but it seemed to fit the theme of the mistaken identify and address theme as well

>>81835558
The loan guy and the whole parole officer stuff been entertaining. As much as I like Coon that whole side wasn't very enertaining.

>>81842441

I assumed the German guy being falsely accused would be introduced later on.

>>81839439
Hell, even my mom mentioned how gorgeous M.E.W. was when I asked her this morning how she liked the Fargo episode

>>81841526
yeah, just showing non sequitur stuff like that doesn't make the plot make any better.

>>81842441
It's about mistaken identity and locations.

The robber goes to this place that he "knows" is right, and finds someone with the :"right" name and fucks everything up.

>>81842741
sheem fat tho

not even THICC

she's fat

>>81838298

t. JJ "its all about the mystery" Abrams

Good torrent anyone?

>>81842441
I think it's mostly thematic, and possibly somehow related to the plot in a way we won't see. Like the opening to A Serious Man.

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Reminder that the first season was the best season and there's no way this one will top it.