Is Crank kino?

Yep. Pure and unfiltered.

>>81832203
Of the highest order.

Jason Statham is a modern master of action kino.

Amy Smart is a terrific actress.

horse cock is the only good thing about it. la bete is better for that, though.

>>81832203
That scene with the black guys is always fucking funny

Another good one is Wild Card. Not quite as balls-out as Crank but still smarmy, fun, very entertaining and has some great Statham action stuff. The writing is very humorous and well done.

>>81832203
Crank 2 is

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In the beginning he washes his hands at the kitchen then immediately goes over to the TV and grabs the DVD by the data side

>>81832203
It is. Crank 2 however tries too much to be LOLRANDUM

>>81832330
IM GONNA KICK SOME BLACK ASS

>>81832203
Crank 2 is the greatest action film ever produced.

>>81832341
Yeah wild card was surprisingly good

>>81832765
AY THERE'S A WHITE NIGGA WIT A GUN UP IN ERE

JUST BE STILL MUTHAFUCKAS

>>81832203

Wait a minute. Is that girl Danny's love interest from Bloodline?

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What was in the box?

>>81832900
YALL LIKE THEM SOMALIA NIGGAHS

>>81833402

Script for Crank 3

>>81832203
was it rape? she didnt consent

>>81834556
She consented half way in and wanted him to finish.

>you will never be Amy Smart's nephew

I remember I accidentally dented a car reversing in a parking lot. started freaking out and then I sped off as quickly as possible and was like "WEW I'M JUST LIKE CRANK YEEEA"

>>81832203

There's a scene in the second one where he sneaks up on some Chinese dude, and says some thing like

>"Did someone drop some change? Because I thought I heard a chink"

And then knocks him out.

Have loved that shit ever since.

>>81834571
so he raped her into consent?

>>81832203
Hated every minute of it

>>81832341
>>81832836

In my opinion hardcore Jason Statham fans may enjoy parts of Wild Card, but all other action aficionados need not apply.

Dunno, but Amy's ass is cinéma.