YOU THINK YOU CAN DRIVE A CAR AND CHANGE THE WORLD?! IT DOESN'T

ending race was kino

>>81829385
You see what happens Speed? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?

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I CAN DRIVE A PLANE AND CHANGE THE WORLD, EAT SHIT DAD

I love this movie.

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>>81829432

>>81829451
Same here. Shame we never got a sequel. This would be something cool to see now in IMAX 3D

>>81829385
This movie left me in a weird state throughout its duration. I have no idea what they were going for, and a week after watching it was already wondering if it really existed or if it was a dream I had after drinking too much.

Better than Cloud Atlas or Jupiter Ascending.

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>OP doesn't tell us what the name of the movie is

there's a subject field for a reason asshole

>>81829538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V8sLlqJB2w

This movie is what the new Power Rangers should have been: hyperly bright and colourful and over the top visual treat that kids can enjoy with a story adults can understand.

>>81829549
>uttering Cloud Atlas and Jupiter Ascending in the same sentence
You've made a powerful enemy this day.

>>81829385
LOOK UPON ME

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND

>>81829582
>he doesn't watch every movie in existence

nigger drumpfrog poster

>>81829582
Speed Racer.

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>your face when "Get that weak shit off my track"

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>>81829706
>mfw "Two cars between him and destiny"

>It doesn't matter if racing never changes. What matters is if we let racing change us. Every one of us has to find a reason to do this. You don't climb into a T-180 to be a driver. You do it because you're driven.

I liked this movie

>>81829582
>Hasn't watched Speed Racer 3 times at least
Leave this board.
>Goodman
>Rain
>Christina Ricci
Perfect casting t b h
Is it Wachowskicore, /tv/?

This movie had quotes for days.

>Holy smokes was that a ninja?

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>>81829888
it's not on netflix

how do you expect me to watch it then huh?

unironically think this is the wachoskis best film

>>81829963
And it's like three hours long! They put fucking effort into this.

If I were to take 100 movies with me on a one way trip to Mars Speed Racer would be one of them. It's a masterpiece.

Why did this movie get reviewed so poorly?

Its a solid action/sports movie with great comedic moments and a fun colorful tone that reaches levels of visual ecstasy at the last race.

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>>81829866
>It's the only thing I know how to do, and I gotta do something.

>>81830497
I just don't think people or at least shitty reviewers didn't understand what they were going for, and got turned off by the fx, and just shit on the movie for it. Really is too bad. Good I guess in the case that it's becoming a cult hit. But too bad that it won't give them a chance to give it the proper sequel they clearly had in mind for it

>>81830497
Even the first race was amazing, I liked how you could see him racing his brothers ghost

Emile hirsch had a good run. Why didn't he blow up more?

>>81829866
>>81830576
This kino had more heart than it had any right to have.

>>81830696
Way too short.

>>81829888
Some might even say it's Wachowskino

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>>81829385
>I drive
How did they sneak this one in?

>>81829909
>More like a non-ja.

>>81830696
Alpha dog was his best work

>>81830776
>It's a shame what passes for a ninja these days
This movie was Fun. FUN!

>>81830763
The Wachowskis peaked into the future and stole it before anyone could claim it.

Unfortunately them peaking into the future warped their brains into thinking Females would be the dominant sex.

Couldn't believe how emotional I got watching this movie. Even got choked up during the final race while it was doing the montage of the different moments that led to it, particularly the one with his dad.

How the fuck did this movie end up being so good?

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>>81829385
>mfw I was genuinely surprised at the Racer X twist at the end since I hadn't seen the anime prior
>Punished Racer X

>>81830913
Same.

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>>81830829
>Wachowskis peeked into the future

That fucking explains this shot then.

I know that using orange and blue in the desert isn't original but the slo-mo usage kinda alerted me a little

I can't even believe this movie was directed by two women. It's too good.

>>81831023
>same
>irrationally wanting it to be his brother so bad
>and then

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>tfw that ending
>montage of events leading up to it
>announcers finally start to lose their shit
>race track starts to morph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvwhIStnDw8

How is it so good guys? It just doesn't make any fucking sense how good it is
>the cast
>the lines
>fucking great fight scenes
>10/10 racing
>manages to prefectly balance the action, drama, and comedy

One of the only movies to make me feel, especially the final race

>>81831405
Fucking 100000 out of 10 hype when the crowd and the announcers are absolutely losing their shit

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>>81829866
>>81829888
>>81830497
>>81830626
>>81831408
Critics confirm retarded? Sure it wasn't a 10/10 but it had a lot of positives attached to it. This film was treated almost exactly like Tron Legacy on RT. Why do they have no taste?

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>>81832007
>modern film critics

so when did this meme start? when did /tv/ start pretending that this trash movie was any good? fuck off back to redddit.

>>81832007
>Marvel movies get higher rated despite doing everything worse than Speed Racer

>>81829413
underrated post

>>81832142
How is it trash? It's a visual feast and played totally straight. Fuck off yourself cocksucker.

>>81832007
>professional film critics pan Speed Racer
>player reviews of video games are often faked by the thousands by spiteful consolewar fags
You can't trust reviews in general these days.

>>81832142
it's literally a reddit opinion that this is bad. Go fuck yourself

Legit one of my favorite movies

>>81832142
The only bad thing about reddit is that redditors come here to shitpost because they don't give a shit about 4chan and its post quality, kind of like you.

>>81832142
I bet you hate Cat in the Hat too

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Post carkino.

NIGHT FEVER

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>>81832142

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>>81832501
Nevver seen Initial D but I have watched rip-offs.

the family scenes really affected me. i don't even know why.

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YOU THINK YOU CAN DRIVE YOUR PORSCHE 130 MILES AN HOUR AND SURVIVE!?

IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!

>>81832709
I don't even know if this is photoshopped or not

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My wife's name is "Mom!" Do you have any idea how awkward that is?

Do you have any idea how awkward that is DURING SEX?

>>81829385 AND CUT AN HOUR OFF THIS MOVIE.

First 65% nice... then it goes on and on and on.

Thought producers had power to trim coke-addled director 'creativity'.

>>81832916
reddit

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>But no matter how well you drive, you won't win, you won't place. I guarantee you right now that you won't even finish the race!
I'll remember this quote till the day I die.

Review via pure kino reviewer rogerebert.com

Evil is not a primary color. That is the point of the Wachowski brothers' video-arcade treatment of "Speed Racer," insofar as one can be determined. Blue, you can trust. Red and yellow, black and white -- they're all decent visible wavelengths. It's purple you have to watch out for.

This is notable only because whatever information that passes from your retinas to your brain during "Speed Racer" is conveyed through optical design and not so much through more traditional devices such as dialogue, narrative, performance or characterization. Like the animated TV series that inspired this movie, you could look at it with the sound off and it wouldn't matter.

"Speed Racer" is not a feature film in any conventional sense -- although there is nothing so conventional in today's marketplace as a corporate product based on a campy vintage TV show that is developed for extremely brief exhibition in multiplexes on its way to more appropriate platforms such as DVD and video games, which provide the principal justification for its manufacture in the first place.

Neither is "Speed Racer" a commercial avant-garde film (though fans of the Wachowski brothers may wish to make such claims), unless you still consider Laserium shows of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" to be cutting edge. (Lights! Shapes! Colors! Motion! Money!) And there's nothing terribly adventurous these days about Eisensteinian montage treated as if it were William S. Burroughs' "cut up" technique -- with digital clips randomly scrambled like pixelated confetti.

<continued> from rogerebert.com

Nor is it some kind of subversive commodity, unless the outré strategy of pandering to a low-brow, retro-nostalgic crowd can be considered anything but business as usual in 2008. The faux naivete on display here -- right down to the imitation-fruit-flavored FDA-food-dye coloring -- is both shamelessly quaint and shamelessly cynical.

For a certain generation of American kids, "Speed Racer" was our introduction to the lo-fi animated form now known as "anime." At the time, we just thought it was cheapo Japanese animation: flat, static, dubbed into badly translated English and barely "animated" at all, given that the frame only seemed to change approximately two times per second and the "moving" backgrounds were made up of about four cyclically repeating drawings instead of the eight or so we were used to seeing in Hanna-Barbera cartoons. The faster Speed went, the slower the sequence of backgrounds. Wow.

To us, this show was just filler between after-school reruns of "Gilligan's Island" and "The Munsters." We watched it because it was on, and it was in color.

Now the Wachowski brothers (of the "Matrix" movies) have spent $100 million on a mixture of photography and digital animation and called it "Speed Racer." They have captured (almost) all the chintziness, inexpressiveness and incoherence of the TV show in two hours and nine minutes, or about two hours too long, give or take. Yet some of us would just rather re-rent "Tron" (1982), which was not only a more immersive, dimensional and original take on the Commodore 64 video-graphics aesthetic, but also funnier and more exciting.

The live-action components of "Speed Racer" include Speed himself (Emile Hirsch, consigned to anonymity again after a breakout performance in "Into the Wild"), who lives with his Mom (Susan Sarandon), Pops (John Goodman), mischievous little brother Spritle (Paulie Litt), pet chimp Chim-Chim (Kenzie and Willy) -- as well as, apparently, his mechanic Sparky (Kick Gurry) and his gal-pal Trixie (Christina Ricci). They all love Mom's pancakes.

Speed once idolized his big brother Rex Racer (Scott Porter), who died in a fiery car crash as idolized big brothers named "Racer" will sometimes do. Rich, evil, purple-clad industrialist Mr. Royalton (Roger Allam, as Tim Curry) woos Speed with a lucrative offer, but when the hotshot turns it down in favor of sticking with Pops, Royalton threatens to destroy all Racers. Fortunately, the mysterious Racer X (Matthew Fox, displaying fewer emotions than Jack on "Lost") zips in to help out.


FUCK CAPTCHA- READ THE REST ON THE EBERT'S SITE. NIGHT.

Played this the whole day after watching it the first time https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nin7_XotRNI

>>81833134
>jim emerson
opinion discarded. literlly
>Reddit: The Film "Critic"

This movie would be so much better without the monkey and little kid.

Don't you see? BURNS KNEW HE WAS GOING TO WIN!
god, this was such a good movie. I remember watching this in the theaters and it was a visual treat seeing all the visuals on the big screen.

>>81829413
10/10 holy crap dude

>>81829582
absolutely DESPISE when redditors do this

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>>81829413
>You see what happens, Speed? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
fix'd

>>81831408
>>manages to prefectly balance the action, drama, and comedy

And then the little brother is on screen and it briefly turns into the worst kind of kids movie.

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>>81833176
>(Matthew Fox, displaying fewer emotions than Jack on "Lost")

>>81830497
Critics complained about how colorful it was.
They proceeded to spend the next ten years complaining about action movies not having enough color.

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>>81829865
>British guy: "Speed Racer is knocking on the door of Canonball Taylor!"
>Black guy: "YOO-HOO ANYBODY HOME?"

>>81833224
He got mouth cancer because he has no taste.

>>81833134

>shitting on pink floyd laser shows

What a dork

>>81829582
I haven't even seen Speed Racer and I know what it's from.

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>mfw watching this in original IMAX in the front fucking row

>>81833967

Richard Roundtree is just based in general.

>>81834210

Jesus Christ.

>>81834210
I puked out of the cinema, only movie I walked out.

>>81830696
Best lord of dog town

>>81834210
Same. Shit was fucking glorious.

>>81833114
Literally did nothing wrong. Based Raceberg