we showtime
2 episodes tonight?
2 episodes and merger
>>81824730
and yep I'm a dumbass that can't spell survivor
Is Zeke /ourguy/?
Hali and Ozzy are the boots tonight
2 hours
i just made a thread.
i will delete it.. double ep? fantastic
Make a new thread that is searchable?
oh right i was supposed to stop watching after that tranny horseshit. oops
>>81824796
Let's use your Tai thread.
>>81824730
>survior
>>81824776
You mean /ourgirl/
This thread will work. Once you have at least Surv typed this pops up
yfw 3 survivor threads
>>81824846
>>81824742
it wont let me delete it... oh well lets just stay here
>>81824815
will there be a tribute to Zeke now?
>>81824869
I'd edit it if I could
up to you guys
I'm around to delete this one if we want something searchable
who /ozzy/ here?
there are 3 survivor threads because OP cant spell
So Zeke wins hands down now right?
I'm down with trans but I feel a bit like I'm being hit over the head
>>81824931
I haven't liked him since his second season. He's a one trick pony who's useless outside of challenges
>Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit, and tons of news sites jerking off to Zeke all week long
>Show will continue to jerk off to Zeke
Bring back based Varner
>all these twists
we /bb/ now
omg just stay here lol
>>81824915
>I'm around to delete this one
No, you can't.
>last season was a sham because dude just used "my mom has cancer give me money"
>this season will be a sham because everyone will use "he's so brave for being a tranny, give him money"
Oh well, at least Sandra is gone
Let's just stay here.
#wwmd
>>81824977
>>81825021
>at least Sandra is gone
mmmm
That bitch Debbie just had a day on the boat with a feast
>we /survior/ now
that poster that likes cum tributes(specifically of Hali)that /hoc/ poster that likes BB but doesn't watch Survivor who shows up in these threads every Wednesday anywaythat poster that always says Amber would be better suited for Survivorthat bomb squad member that always reminds us to watch the n-bombsthat one Nicole waifuist
If Debbie got an advantage, Brad and Tai might get something.
>>81825021
Queen stays queen
Are there any good stream sites for CBS?
>one Nicole waifuist
>>81824730
thsi is what my imaginary gf looks like
>>81825040
>>81825069
reporting
>>81825040
So if Zeke is gay, does he take it in the butt instead of vag?
>Debbie is still here
>>81825186
shame about the eyebrows at the end but still wifey material
>debbie
>>81825069
>merge at 13
>debbie pretending that she wasn't drunk
can she just stop lying
>>81825207
He's the pitcher with his enlarged clit
>>81825262
How many of the contestants loads has she swallowed?
>>81825021
Zeke leaves in a few episodes
2 hours of this shit? i did not plan for this
>>81825300
Definitely Jaison's
Audry still got some underrated hottness
>>81825300
it was just a business trip for based Nat, she stole the money and left Survivor behind
>>81825395
still needs another 10 days to ripen
>>81825395
seriously bro. been vibing on her since late last season
>OOYN YEAHP HA HA ETS TRUE GUZ IAM TRANSGENDERRR
Double eviction tonight boys
i guess the chest hair hides his tit scars. pretty solid tranny desu
How does a tranny have more body hair than me?
Dat side boob
>>81825523
consuming copious quantities of male hormones
if you did it, you would be all hairy, angry and horny too
how hairy do you think Zeke's bush is?
>>81825563
and die early due to heart disease if the suicidal urges don't get you first
I want Andrea to fart in my mouth
/bestguy/
>>81825300
>Caption this pic
>Zeke is going to narrate until he is sent home
where are my spoilerbros ar, i won't handle it for long
>only 9 more weeks until /bbg/
>>81825225
is that kidwell?
>>81825634
didn't that dude die?
>>81825634
Worst fucking thing to happen to the show
>>81825634
>where are my spoilerbros ar, i won't handle it for longhe won't last much longer
>>81825644
hell yeah
crashing this thread with no survivors
>>81825628
>You want to put your hidden immunity idol where!?
I know someone who went to a Survivor watch party with Zeke. Apparently the entire room was weeping during the tribal council.
andrea is 2cute4me
>>81825523
Greater density of androgen receptors, similar to why anabolic steroids can produce such different results in men despite similar training protocols
>>81825669
those streams are so damn addictive
andrea so fine
Why does black girls always have a temper
why is hali so perfect bros?
>>81825743
You'd have a temper too if you had to deal with black people every day
>from one n-bomb to another n-bomb stop being an n-bomb
>i haven't done anything
except being a snarky bitch all the time
>>81825705
>Apparently the entire room was weeping during the tribal council.
virtue signalling because he was in the room
END BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE!!!
>we need to stick together against these dirty whities
>you will never have a sassy, wise black momma mentor to give you life lessons and raise your spirits
I DINDU NUFFIN WHY DEEZ WHITEY WNNA VOTE ME OUTT??
>>81825780
that truth bomb
you gossa be reglear
let's vote all these crackas out
>>81825806
Californians, man. I'm surprised no one committed ritual suicide to show penance.
Ozzy wins this
>>81825783
As a black guy ive definitely had to tell some of my friends, "hey dude you're being aniggerchill out"
those yummy hairy Hali pits
>that Hali ass
>>81825890
please watch the n-bomb broseph
that was some premium butt
Michaela so cute
ooooo weeeeeeeeeee
>>81825806
As a near Boomer and country boy Varner was naive to the VS he was going to unleash as early as that final.
Wonder how it would have gone if there were a transgender contestant on an early season. Imagine a lot different.
>>81825917
>>81825936
screns pl0x
>>81825890
Respectful white man here, could you not use the N-word please?
>>81825879
O rly
>>81825890
COOL IT WITHT HE N-BOMBS BRO
>First Individual Immunity Challenge
>"For today's challenge, the first transgender male that stands up on this log wins immunity"
>Zeke slowly crawls its way up the post
>"ZEKE WINS IMMUNITY"
>Everyone begins crying and applauding
>Group hug
>Brad whispers, "Cool stuff man, you gotta show me how your junk works now, dude."
>CBS airs 5 back-to-back commercials for the Big Bang Theory
BASED ANDREA
>>81825926
>>81825966
My bad guys, what was i thinking..
tai channeling the buddhist monk
he always destroys at these long time endurance things
$5 survivor dollars on Tai
literally the last person I expected to win immunity
>>81825917
Hali cum tribute WHEN
>>81825644
bueno
>>81826006
>>81826022
she's a badass
like ozzy where it seems like she's made to live off rice and sleep outside on sand
>>81824730
is she /ourguy/?
I miss Tony...
>prescription med ads are legal in the US
absolutely disgusting
>>81826046
Just rewinded the dvr like 3 times
Did not expect an ass like that on Hali whew
>>81826090
>we never got a chance to witness the spy bunker in full effect
feels bad
>>81826120
Anyone get a screen shot?
Sierra is easily the dumbest person on that island
>>81826151
Hali looks like the horny grandpa wookie from the star wars christmas special
>>81826131
>tony could've secretly overheard zeke's tranny secret from the spy bunker and hilariously used it to his advantage
i was more of a cierafag but sierra aint lookin too shabby either these days either
>Why not Hali
NO
>>81826219
>i was more of a cierafag
You're not fooling anyone Sierrafag
>>81826198
>dumbest person on the island
>not one of the two niggers
uhhhh... anon?
>>81826219
so many hotties it's hard to keep track
Why are women and black people allowed to make sex/race alliances
>>81826096
Americans have the best healthcare system in the world. We don't have breadlines and month long waits for simple life saving pills here, Eurotrash.
>>81825956
Cant screenshot cause me phone broke but i try for you anon
FINALLY Cirie is making moves
>>81826263
>>81826198
>not Tai
>>81826283
>Americans have the best healthcare system in the world
I DUB THIS EPISODE:
WHITE """PEOPLE"" VS BLACK NUBIAN EBONY PEOPLE
WHO WILL WIN?
these are always the quickest hours
>>81826032
PEOPLE SO DUMB FOR KEEPING CIRIE THIS LONG LAMAO
>>81826315
>push tranny propaganda
>push stronk womyn propaganda
>push black lives matter propaganda
they're going all out
I really don't want Michaela to be voted out. She has more personality and sass in her left pinky than half the other female contestants.
>>81826377
tonight is the night to get Ozzy out before he wins 5 challenges in a row
DEVIN JUST JET SKIED TO THE ISLAND
PRODUCTION IS SCRAMBLING
>>81826380
>i dont expect to be shocked tonight
blindside incoming
>>81824966
what do you mean?
P R A Y 4 H A L I
R
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4
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I
How come no one ever false flags and says that "X said to vote for you" just to stir shit up.
The edits never show any of that.
reminder that Paulie chose Debbie as his winner pick
YES
GET NAKED HALI
>>81826380
I try
HALIE STRIPPING DOWN
TIME TO STRIP DOWN HALI YESSSSSSSSSSSS
I just went from six to midnight
>>81826377
Shes doomed to be 4th place always tho.
Same with Keith
HALI IS GOING TO STRIP
>Hali will never smother you with her crotch
GET EM HALI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MAN UP AND STRIP HER
>hali strip search
ZEKE, BE A MAN AND CARESS HER SKIN, LOSER.
>ywn give Hali a cavity search for an idol
DAMN JAY
Ya niggas aint ya niggas baka
BLACK ON BLACK CRIME
NOOOOOOO
NOOOOO FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
fuck
now we only have andrea left
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING IDIOTS
who was she pointing at?
FUCK
Da fuq
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
at least the ponderosas are gonna have lots of cuties
That was stupid.
>>81824730
DAMN. THAT DUMBASS SHOW MY MOM N GRANDMA USED TO WATCH 20 YEARS AGO IS LIKE DIS?!?!
look on the bright side, bros
hali is the queen of ponderosa and will be in every episode!
>>81826581
>i did it
GOAT moment
Bitch should clean her face.
Cirie playing 8d chess
is this nigger a 2 parter?
Michaela is going to tank Cirie's game
calling it now
I'm digging this Cirie + Michaela strong independent POC combo. White bois are gonna be BTFO
I love Cirie
WE GUD BRUH, WE GUD.
wtf I love Aubry now
Why Michaela is such a lazy waste of space?
>>81826711
/nubianqueens/
>grandma cirie
lmao btfo
>>81826711
>F3 is spoiled to be all white and straight
how could CBS let this happen
>The dragon gonna be loose
SURPRISE COACH APPEARANCE COMING IN TO SLAY THE FUCKING DRAGON LIKE WUJIN KI-IAH MOTHER FUCKS.
CLEAT STOMPING THESE HOES
Zeke voted out next?
>Zeke didn't learn his lesson from his first season
This is why you should never play back to back
>>81826783
Coach is too based for this shit season
zeke I swear on me fookin mum if you vote out andrea straight after hali...
just because you're a fag you don't gotta hate women
>brad and sierra not threats
u wot m8
tfw Andrea would be perfect if not for the mustache
WTF CUTIES MASSACRE EPISODE
>>81826828
it can't be any worse than last season. Literally every qt voted out premerge
do you fags watch amazing race?
best season in years
>>81826835
Tfw i thought the moustache was kinda cute
CAN ZEKE FUCK OFF ALREADY
SHE HAD LIKE 20 CONFESSIONALS ALREADY
I AM TIRED OF HIS TRANNY ASS
we should just learn to like uggos
>>81826878
no.
If i went on amazing race i would be a fricken nazi to my partner. I aint losin cause you suck
>>81826895
Zeke being a girl really explains a lot about the last season
Was incredibly catty
>>81826878
more like the only season in years, amirite?
LMAO
>>81826878
>amazing chutes and ladders around the world
too much luck to keep me interested
prefer chess games
>>81826965
have they ever done singles amazing race?
I would be good at that
Can we refer to her as Bearded Lesbian for now on? It's what Varner would have wanted.
>water challenge
>not picking Ozzy first
>>81826965
especially this season where they were matched up with complete strangers
they had a window washing challenge and one of the niggers went full muhhhh dick because of the harness and punched the window so hard he broke it
>>81825060
>>81827023
As far as i know its always been partners of various degrees of relationship
traps are crazy but i'm sexually attracted to them sometimes
When the wooden fish are taller than you...
>>81827053
>In pre-season interviews, Based Varner on his first impression of Zeke
>"That's a lesbian with a mustache"
>>81827155
I wish they had a better selection on chaturbate
>>81827087
See im black myself so i would probably tell him he chimped out to his face and call him an n-bomb
also i would be horrible at losing challenges like this. I would be super pissed and my face is so readable
>>81826872
Didn't the autistic chick almost get some dick as a result?
>>81827183
oh yeah always really big-dicked mexicans. no thanks
>>81827188
yeah she was lookin pretty good by the end.
Ken was ready to pork her
>>81827155
I gotta know... how do black people on shows like survivor and big brother stop themselves from casualy saying "nigga"
>>81827186
Are you that guy who met Ian? Or was that a troll?
>>81827268
Ask Dreamz
>>81827268
Phillip is the only one to drop the n bomb on the show as far as I know
>>81827278
I am not that person. If they were a troll i do not know
>>81827183
>Going on CB for the traps
I hope you don't do this. I remember the days when /sp/ would go in someone's room and spam Kobe images
>>81827316
Oh. So you do know what I'm talking about?
>>81827361
I do not my friend
>Phillip's pink tighties
Any pics of Zeke before she grew a mustache?
>my ex-wife
This season kind of sucks. I just want my /bbg/.
MENTALLY DISABLED UNITE
Zeke has literally learned nothing from his season jesus
what did they mean by this?
http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2017/04/17/Jeff-Varner-fired-following-Survivor-tribal-council-employer-speaks-out/6381492427720/
>>81827386
>tfw a girl has much more chest hair than I do.
>>81827447
3 more months until BB19
based debbie not falling for trans tricks
>fun moment at reward
>Zeke comes in with muh strategy
Can this fat faggot fuck off already
>that's what they say in the air force
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE AIR FORCE YOU DELUSIONAL CUNT
>>81827447
>not appreciating the 8d chess being played
>all these tryhards burning out
>>81827474
fags BTFO
>>81827474
They meant that he was a liability. And they didn't wanna lose business
>>81827483
9 weeks actually
OP you idiot. I've been watching survivor alone because you typo'd the thread.
Who watching Fargo after this?
>>81827486
I used to fucking hate her but I feel like she is a decent heel especially after getting cocked by Cochran. Is Debbie dare I say /ourgirl/
>>81827541
LOL we said fuck it
>>81827541
sorry
>>81827573
andrea is /ourgirl/
debbie is /ourmom/
>>81827497
>8d chess being played
this guy gets it
>Nobody is taking Zeke to the end because of sympathy votes
Based Varner wins again
>survior
sierra or tai got this for sho
or debbie
>the pole challenge
what a based challenge
it feels like its been a decade
audry already struggling
>two of the hardest most grueling challenges already
producers aint playing
Hali was literally gorgeous. Why did they vote her out? Idiots.
>>81827268
black people don't say that word unless they're around fellow blacks. And in most cases, they're are either one or two of them per season
>>81827600
Who is /ourguy/? culpepper?
Of course ozzie is winning when he is the only one sitting like that, he's using leverage to his advantage while everyone else is running their muscles dry
>nba playoffs
>nhl playoffs
>survivor 2 parter
>bbcan5
life is great bros
>>81827699
without a doubt
>>81827699
ZEKE
E
K
E
Tai looks pretty comfortable hugging that pole
>>81827722
>>81827699
Dubs confirm
>>81827386
>>81827754
He likes poles
>>81827785
kekd
andrea almost ruined her qt face off that pole
>>81827696
When im around friends i use it extremely casually regardless of the race of those around me. Admittedly around strangers i dont really use it
Andrea is /ourgirl/
Debbie is /ourmom/
Culpepper is /ourguy/
Zeke is /ourtranny/
What happens if someone goes full Joe and goes unconscious during this challenge? Do they just break their neck? lmao
These niggas have been clinging to a vertical pole for two hours wtf
>>81827825
She bounced off the ground so hard her tits almost popped out.
T A I
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I
ZEN
>losing to an old gardener
ozzydaeus has fallen
>>81827907
Sides in orbit
D E T H R O N E D
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#deathrowed
what's dinner tonight, bros?
I'm baking leg quarters once this goes off
this show is getting DROPPED if andrea goes home
I'm not watching that fugly blonde bitch, female coach, the cop, and the two angry black women for the rest of the season
>>81828015
>william finding a secret veto
>>81828015
Deer sausage
Cant wait for the challenge when they have to hold their arms out above their heads
gonna be next calling it now cap this
>>81828031
Fuck off
>>81828015
Chicken parm with ravioli and red sauce
>>81828015
homemade lasagna
>>81828086
The one in which they have to continuously pull on handles to prevent water from spilling on them
around traps, never relax
vote this whiny bulldyke queer out
Posting /our girl/
>Brad went from the biggest target to a literal nobody on the beach in 2 episodes
lmao
YOU'RE NOT QUIRKY DEBBIE YOU'RE KOOKY
>>81828165
Ayy lmao
<333333 Hali <3333333
hali lookin cute
>air force auxiliary
is this a meme?
>air force auxiliary
>>81828212
Titties sittin too right
holy shit that bitch mad
Debbie just fucked Ozzy
Yfw debbie's actually making big game moves
Ozzy gonna tear up Hali's pusy
WTF WERE THESE VOTES
ozzy too cocky. miss ya bro
Is this the 2nd place curse that haunts Amanda?
Debbie dropping that fire
>debbie controlling a vote
what a group of game changers
>bump limit
>show over
this is now /bbg/
>>81828543
she wasted her extra vote though
>>81828526
You aint neva lied
>another ozzy blindside
topkek
Shittiest timeline possible
>>81828570
She blindsided one of the greatest survivor players ever with it what are you talking about ding dong
>>81828564
>>81828591
nah that would have been andrea/brad going home desu
>>81828564
Who is that qt?
>>81828564
Anyone know the rest of the boot order?
>>81828591
audry and andrea still around so I'm good
>>81828618
Bridgette Eudy
Ozzy probably gets so much pussy off of survivor
>>81828564
>>81828698
Good lord.
>>81828698
The weak should fear the strong
>>81828612
the vote made no difference though
>>81825660
his boyfriend (who also competed with him) did
>What's wrong?
>I can tell you're not acting right
>Look at me
>I can't deal with you not acting right
>You trust them over me?
>Look at me, Bridgette
>>81828868
lol I wonder what her cuck boyfriend thought of this.
>>81828977
They're divorced.
>>81828773
>mfw Karen is running the house
>>81829115
>>81824730
Nope
Sorry
I'm sorry but I've gotta do this for my daughter