HydeWars

>>81822442
No, not since he called and cried on Tim's show. Absolutely pathetic

bump

>>81822442
go to bed sam

cum

this guy is really not as interesting as the MDE sketches make him seem

>>81822442
no one wants to watch that reddit tier shit you fedora tipping neckbeard

Yes, I can relate to being a thirtysomething fuck-up.

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Dropped him after he made a big deal about going to HWNDU and then just showed up, and did nothing, got intimidated by Paperboy and just stood around awkwardly as kids hovered around him beaming with adulation.

Embarrassing.

>>81823839
He has zero comedic instincts.

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>>81822442
prodigal stun(na) and b&e cribs are the only worth while vids outside of world piece worth watching honestly.....

MDE was actually good, shame he squandered all that in a series of manufactured embarrassments

>>81822442
Yeah I've send a few, what about them?

Get a real job Sam. It's never gonna happen.

>>81822442
OH THAT'S AN ILLEGAL MOVE

HAHAHAHAHAHA

*plows into pedestrians*

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Just go back to making fun of hipsters while wearing your cum hat

>>81823889
>no mention of moms

>>81823839
>When Paperboy got called a dindu by Venti
There's no way anyone can top that.

>>81823889
>both are nick vids
>nicks pizza rules is funnier than all of the bombstrap stuff

really makes u think about who is the REAL showrunner here

>>81822442
Sam, look. This is /r/cringe material. Get a real job, son.

Do you think Nick and Charls secretly hate Sam for blowing their one and only chance at success?

>>81823839
He joined in a few of the chants. Seems like he very badly just wants to be just any old /pol/fag instead of "Sam Hyde". He fucking sacrificed his TV show so he could post fucking pepes and swastikas on twitter. Fucking retard.

>>81824121
>got an ok check for World Peace just months ago, allegedly $40k
>2k a month patreon
>gumroad KSTV
>indiegogo for 2k
>youtub money

he's bad with money but should be absolutely fine
>>81824127
no and this is a dumb narrative, back to /reddit/ with that

>>81823776

He was the organizer of the group. MDE and WP wouldn't have been made without him, but he doesn't make them good.

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>>81824079
its ok
>>81824081
nick is honestly amazing desu

When is he going to livestream the eventual murder-suicide?

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>>81824079
>you would coom all over her! anybody would!
>pumpkinhead: hey hey h-
>SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKIN RETARD, YOU FUCKIN STUPID RETARD

>>81824224
After you buy the 2nd edition print of his book available on Vapes.

>>81824206
How is it a dumb narrative? They could have had a hit show on Adult Swim if Sam would have just kept his mouth shut and behaved like a civilized person.

>>81822442
Yeah it's a good show, Sam's a funny guy.

>>81824206
>back to /reddit/

That's literally where Sam hangs out all day.

>>81824305

like a good goy, you mean

I think hyde is a faggot but he got straight up kiked

>>81824305
because they okayed everything that went on the show you mong

>>81822442
No, I tried but it was shit

>>81824379
I'm talking about behaving like a jackass on Twitter and in his interview with what's-his-face from Buzzfeed.

>>81822737
Fpbp

>>81822442
yeah I like it. always been an MDE fan though and was nervous when they got the tv show because I figured they would need to censor themselves, so i'm kind of glad they didn't and pissed people off enough to get cancelled.

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>they dont know that mde is pitching another show fall 2k17

>>81824448
Will Heidecker give it a greenlight?

>>81824305
ooooh a hit show on adult swim, what an accomplishment, lol

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the one about lootcrates was banging, I really fucking like Sam's stand-up, Surviving High School and Billy and the Clown. World Peace was ok i guess i didn't really like it but there were good parts. Hope he bounces back to do something he really enjoys again

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>Y-you should have saved my show somehow, for some reason even though i talk shit on you and your friends and I have no health insurance because of you!

>Sam, I had nothing to do with it but, i've experienced setbacks, and I really think you should move forward, keep making media on your own terms and-

>Y-you should have saved my show somehow, for some reason even though i talk shit on you and your friends and I have no health insurance because of you!

>>81824419
This. This is what got WP cancelled

>>81824474
Nick tried for years to get them that gig. And Sam has said himself that he doesn't want to be a YouTuber. Adult Swim was their chance to make it. They won't get another one.

reminder that one of the mde crew is a raging homosexual and sam finds it perfectly acceptable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtRZFGUJnOA

>>81824432

If they wanted they could be the first torrent-donation series. They have laid the groundwork.

>>81824548
Charls is a saint on Earth.

>Make fun YouTube vids with your good friends
>Take a stab at contemporary youth culture, skewering post-modern irony and exposing how shallow it really is with post-ironic humor, awesome editing, and a unique creative direction
>Land a gig on a major cable network despite your niche appeal after years of hard work
>Show is a huge success, earning a million+ viewers for many episodes and gathering a strong online presence
>The network grovels at your feet, ordering 10 years of show from you. This feat is even more impressive given that World Peace is the first right-bended comedy show to appear on TV in some time
>You finally have the podium, money, and security you always need
>Blow it all by being a cringe-inducing /pol/tard who doesn't realize how weak his position really is and act like you are invincible and that the new public awareness of you will have no negative repercussions, especially when you basically show no self-restraint in any capacity because you believe your entry-level "alt-right" opinions to be so worthy of distribution that you cannot be patient at all. So in the end, instead of being playing the game and fostering your show to an audience of millions so that slowly, over time, you can disseminate your ideas to a wide audience, you blow your load almost immediately all over the collective face of the organizations, people, and ideologies that you have grown and cultivated a burning hatred for while being a borderline-homeless, impotent internet comedian.
>Your shit gets cancelled before anyone outside of your tiny internet following knows who the fuck you are
>Your friends move on with their lives while you sit in your empty apartment military pressing 400 lbs

Sam's a fucking retard and now MDE is truly dead.

>>81824419
>>81824528
Viewtiful joe had it coming

>>81824592
He's an asshole, for sure. But Sam should have just played it cool.

>>81824548

what did charls mean by this?

>>81823839
I was there, i got my book signed by him.

First of all, what did you expect him to do? Start shit? Cops were swarming over the place that time and there were so many people coming up over to him taking pictures and saying hi you wouldn't want to break it all up.

Also, he was waiting for Shia to show up but he didn't so what's he going to there then? Sam was just appreciative at the love he got when he visited and he mostly was happy about it.

fuck off

>>81824629
I never understood why Sam went off on him in that video

>>81824548
fuck off i'd fuck charls in a heartbeat.

strangely my ex looks like the wigged charls on mde though

lets be clear here, his show got axed because of a smear campaign started by buzzfeed because he openly supported donald trump, retweeted a few pro white tweets and pissed off heideckers close friend.

all reasons that have literally nothing to do with world peace

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>>81824848
GIVE ME BACK MY SHOW

>>81824629
>>81824674
Sam simply can't play the game. He doesn't have the temperament or foresight to operate at any level close to mainstream awareness. I'm not saying the dude should censor himself, but by being cool for a couple of years he could have cultivated a following of many millions through his show, and thus could disseminate his opinions to them via comedy and satire. Instead he posts the most lame shit imaginable on twitter then gets his shit kicked in when he pokes at the inevitable public outrage machine by publicly blowing Joe Bernstein the fuck out.

>>81824939
Sam's pretty pathetic DESU

>>81824848
I think even if he didn't do those things World Peace probably would have been cancelled for some other bullshit reason.

>>81824848
Networks are weak-kneed and will bow at the slightest sniff of moral outrage. Sam should have known this and operated strategically and carefully online once the show was picked up.

>>81822737
This, he really showed himself to be an immature little child. Dropped all MDE trash (it wasnt very good anyway) at that moment.

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>>81824976
>says the /tv/ browing neet

Top jej

>>81824939
This. Sam needs to decide whether he wants to be /pol/'s darling or have an actual career. Although, it's probably too late for that now.

>>81823889
>No Extreme Bass FX
>No Moms
Pleb

>>81824671
>I was there

Thanks for exposing yourself as a embarrassing IRL memester. You are probably that fat fuck kid who was autistically standing with MDE's book. Truly suicide tier. Google "exit bag"

>>81824053
old MDE is the best

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>>81824589
>impotent
Have you personally fondled his cock to know this for certain, anon?
And you're also retarded, see >>81824848

>>81824939
Sam isn't really very bright. He played /pol/ memes thinking he could get with those shit. He burned bridges with [as] whereas that's the only channel that could show his shit. Instead of clearing things up he double downed on his /pol/ memes and which further alienated him. I'm not saying drop the /pol/ shit and apologize [that would mean losing his patreon bucks] but why not instead of ranting, produce content and go out there build up your fanbase again? I love the guy i still give out $20 patreon bucks to him every month but HE MUST KNOW that this shit can't go on forever

>>81824848
>I-it was the Jews!!!!!
Actually, Sam's just retarded

>>81824939
GOOD NIGHT ALT-RIGHT

>>81824992
They didn't want or need sam. They didn't buckle to pressure they kick him to the curb.

>>81825048
i got a chance to have my book signed (actualy 2 of them) by Sam "You can run but you can't" Hyde, plus meet Tiffany, Jesus, Naruto and Jackie and had some fun time hanging out taking pics chanting why would i pass it up?

stay salty that you werent there to experience it :^)

>>81825134
Didn't read. Probably just dumb justifications for being such a pathetic fanboy. Go jump in the Hudson holding a barbell (if you can lift that much).

I think infowars should bankroll some MDE projects, it would be hilarious.

>>81825224
He's a fan of Sam, of course he can deadlift 4 times his bodyweight. I've been eating my scabs and drinking zippy water and I've never been stronger before in my life.

POST KINO MDE VIDS!!!
Here's my favourite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7JlQqAi7vY&feature=youtu.be

>>81824536
Sam doesn't want to be a "YouTuber" meaning he doesn't want to be a personality putting out routine content in routine formats.

I don't think sam cares about mainstream success as much as people think, he's never really backed down or apologized for anything he's said.

>>81825385
HAHAHAHAH

>>81824536
I don't understand why Sam is so against being a YouTuber. There really is no place for MDE on mainstream television outside of Adult Swim and he blew that.

>>81825409
Yeah, but what other choice does he have at this point? Nick and Charls have moved on. He's on his own now. If he put out daily videos of himself rambling about current events or whatever, I'd probably watch. Of course, YouTube would most likely demonetize them.

>>81824536
YouTuber means to him is putting up a regular format with a regular persona. Sam if you meet him irl is pretty much normal tb-h sure i met him at HWNDU but he's not a bumbling retard that spouts /pol/ memes 24/7 he's pretty much an average big guy

>>81825059
>Impotent
I'd call having a YouTube channel of under 100k subscribers as pretty fucking impotent. He skyrocketed to millions of viewers, becoming a key figure in one of the most popular tv shows ever on [as] and instead of leveraging that he shot himself in the foot while he was most vulnerable.

You can also call it a smear campaign all you want, but here's the thing my man: literally anyone who posted online what Sam posted would get shit-canned. Hollywood is full of liberal pussies who'd rather kill their first-born sons than have an uppity white SJW or brown person mad at them. WP is the first sketch comedy show in I don't know how long that actively shits all over the insanity of the progressive left, and managed to attract a large audience despite it all. Those messages where there, but they were subtle enough to slip by without much outrage in itself.

What isn't subtle enough to slip by is Sam tweeting stupid race-realist shit and posting nonsense on reddit pages about how whites need to take their countries back. I don't care about his opinions on some kind of moral level, I just think it is obvious that these comments would inevitably cause colossal damage if he ever wanted to have a serious mainstream career. Weak-kneed networks bowing to fleeing public moral outrage is the only silver bullet that could kill WP after the success of its first season, and he invited all of it by not downplaying his shit at all and actively daring Bernstein and his acolytes to try and hurt him. He basically grabbed the gun, pointed it at his heart, and said "fucking shoot I dare you" because he thought he was invincible.

>>81825376
i actually started lifting because of sam

>>81825537
he can do more books, more stand-up, make another kstv thing, put out another comedy album, work on the video game, who knows. maybe work on Jaihoo or try something crazy like the TED talk again. getting the show was a longshot but I wouldn't say it's their best stuff.

>>81825576
>whites needing to take their countries back
>nonsense
Fuck off.

>>81825876
He should give stand-up. He's fucking awful.

>>81825576
sounds like you're the liberal pussy my man

>>81825953
The top 10 prison stand-up is one of the best things he's ever done. The way he dupes a room full of smug hipsters into laughing at extremely negative stereotypes of blacks is great.

>>81825953
????

>>81822442
This guy is a total fucking loser.

Get health insurance you fat fuck

>>81826047
He really needs more experience

His material is solid but he can quickly lose control over a room

>>81826101
he has no work though

>>81825385
hehehehe great stuff

>>81826047
Link, please?

>>81825048
You got a pic to that fat fuck with the MDE HTBTUSG book

>>81824347
Oh fuck off to /pol/ brainlet, blah blah blah jews blah blah

Kill yourself

>>81826047
Shit like that is why he'll never be successful and will die in obscurity. Most likely broke and homeless, too.

>>81826047
Sounds like a hit with racists. Woah, how is Sam not a multigorbillionaire success?

>>81824671
>you were that fat fuck with the book
Kek

>>81826284
>he's on a /tv/ board
>thinks jews don't run all facets of media

Fuck off kike

>>81825059
go to bed sam

>>81823839
I think it was lacking because Shia wasn't there.

>>81824848
Didn't he like
Do a black face sketch or something
That seems like something that'd ruffle advertising feathers regardless if funny or not
Sam has never been persecuted against, so much as punished for his own dumb mistakes.

>>81826417
>is on a board
>needs to bend to irrational hivemind parroting of /pol/ memes
>BLARGGHHH WHAT R U A KIKE???
People like you are literally trashing this board

>>81822442
It really was, especially since he didn't even know all the facts about his cancellation, and jumped right on the tim heidecker/gelman theory, when it was him BTFOing that buzzfeed jew that brought his downfall.

>>81826284

>browses a board dedicated to jewish entertainment
>telling anyone to go back to /pol/


KEK AND LEL

>>81826116
I always thought that was the point, but I'm starting to think his ironic approach to things aren't so ironic

>>81826794
>doubling down
>>>/pol/

Hyde has to have been a social shut in
/b/tard right? Him going full assburgers on Twitter at his age has to be caused by some sort of brain/social impairment right?

>>81827017

>le pol bogeyman

/pol/ is loving rent-free in your mind, ya manlet pinhead.

>>81827069
>boogeyman
Look at this thread you delusional faggot

>>81824629
>>81824939
you are morons. Joe Bernstein is a liberal Jew who had no intention doing anything besides a hit piece on Sam and WP. 99% of the time journalists already know how they will frame their piece before they interview their subject. Sam is not a moron and was aware of this, that is why he decided to shoah him during the interview. Bernstein would have wrote the hit piece whether Sam even responded.

>>81827131
Oh here we go again...

>>81827131
And the way Sam behaved made it look like everything Bernstein wrote about him and WP was true. Besides, if Sam had been polite and courteous, maybe Bernstein would have wrote one article and left it alone instead going on a crusade to get the show axed.

>>81827177
not an argument :)

>>81827331
Neither was your typical Samfag copy pasta about Bernstein am sick of fucking looking at

>these faggots arguing that Sam should have tried to appease Kikestein in the hopes that he would show mercy
Spineless pussies, all of you.

>>81822737
Nick was the real guy behind the show. Sam's smart at times but Nick, Charls, and Andrew Ruse are better imho

>>81827435
It's called being a grown-up. Something Sam and his sycophants are seemingly incapable of doing.

>>81825934
You fuck off. All you people do is talk and yell and bitch and whine. On both sides. You're just as good as the cucks you're making fun of in your own safe spaces. Eat a gun you fucking bitch.

>>81827554
>grovelling before uppity Jew scum is "being a grown-up"
You sicken me.

>>81827625
Nobody said he had to grovel. Just not be a giant douchebag for no reason.

>>81824471
its gonna be on amazon

>>81827616
You'll be eating those words when your daughter is raped and killed by Muslim immigrants. If only you were intelligent enough to realize this before it's too late.

>>81827315
If it wasn't Bernstein, it would have been some other new york -stein or -witz who writes for some shitty clickbait website. I have followed Sam on Twitter for a while and he was not being obnoxiously /pol/ during the time they cancelled his show. They had actually renewed World Peace so he was playing it pretty cool.

Also, Heidecker had tweeted support for Gelman who was actively trying to get the show cancelled. You can't call out White genocide on public television and stick around, that is the bottom line. People should be less concerned about how Sam could have played his cards to make the media bosses happy and perhaps wake up to the fact that there's more important things than financial success. Sam stuck to his guns, but I can see why the nu-male reddit posters on /tv/ hate him for that.

>>81827625
Listen to yourself

>>81827625
>unfunny racist needs an internet safe space away from le jew boogeyman

doesn't surprise me

>>81825934
not him but it was a really stupid move. I actually preferred WP to most of their Youtube stuff. I don't think Sam was ready for the reality of being a semi-publicly recognizable entertainment figure dealing with TV execs and all that politics. You don't have to be espouse liberal views to work there, but you really can't be openly conservative, let alone the shit Hyde was going off about and that's pretty well known. I don't know why he thought that AS's edgy late night lineup would mean it would run differently and not hold him accountable

>>81827684
White genocide is not a thing.

>>81827554
That's what MDE fans don't get. Nobody in Hollywood outright says they're redpilled and posts alt right shit on twitter and follows fucking David Duke. [AS] Has changed. It isn't 2003 anymore. Wonder Showzen's gone. The SSP is gone. Chapelle's Show is gone. You have to play the game if you want to get anywhere besides a ~100k youtube channel.

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>>81827736


you can't fool me, merchant

>>81827625
lol exactly why you guys will never make it on TV again.

>>81827684
>There's more important things than financial success

Not when you can't afford health insurance.

>Sam stuck to his guns

And look where that got him.

>>81822442
I do
sometimes

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>>81827677
>proving my point
kek

>>81827666
That's what the kike wanted though. He called Sam and wanted to grill him about his """""alt-right""""" connections, with the implication being that he would write a hit-piece on him if he didn't fall into line and deny holding any views that were non-progressive. Bernstein and his cohorts are little more than thugs, and cowering when they confront you is pathetic.

>>81827677
>>81827674
>>81827625
>>81827435
>>81827331
>>81827131
>>81827069
>>81826794
>>81826435
>>81826417
>>81826029
>>81825934
>>81825876
>>81825059
>>81825550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7JlQqAi7vY&feature=youtu.be
hi sam

>>81827394
ya ok, journalists who make money money off of the number of clicks their headline gets are totally good respectable people and totally never race bait for shekels, if sam was just a little nicer nothing bad would happen!!

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>>81827787
>genocide
>~800 people killed in muslim attacks maybe

>>81827830
Educate yourself, retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
This is coming to you soon.

>>81827856
Not an argument, faglord.

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>>81827926
>IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES
>SO THAT MEANS DA PEDOS ARE EVERYWHERE REEEEEE PIZZAGATE MAGA!!!!

>>81827926
hi have you heard of the catholic church
or high-level white politicians

no only spooky brown people are rapists

>>81827926
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

>Assuming it was only Pakistani men in a British child sex ring.

Dude... Child sex rings have always been a thing.

>>81827736
are whites a shrinking demographic globally and in all the countries which have historically been inhabited by them? can this be said for any other race? It's ethnic cleansing, period.

>>81827797
you're basically an NPC, just stop posting and go watch your netflix or something.

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A couple years ago, the rare MDE thread was always a great time. If World Peace had to happen, it would have been nice if it had terrible ratings and was quietly cancelled. Everything that's happened since the show aired has been embarrassing and even worse Sam now has a righteous high horse to sit on when complaining about mainstream entertainment.

>>81828041
Why don't you find a white woman willing to have loads of children with you then? :^)

p.s. you will die alone

>>81827926
>>81827677
>>81825934

Get off /tv/ and participate in your community if you're so concerned, you stupid cracker.

>>81827926
Repucblicans love kids
Not even kidding
Google republicans sex scandals with minors or some shit and look it up

>>81823839
HEBES WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>>81827838
You can stand up for what you believe in without being a dickhead. Sam came off looking like a bully with the mental and emotional maturity of a 14-year-old /b/tard.

>>81828021
DONT YOU KNOW THAT ONLY THE BROWN PEOPLE RAPE????

>>81828041

>shrinking
>genocide

It's called bait, and you took it. Now you're just babbling on what some paranoid loser was theorizing about.

>>81828073
Because dumbfuck started trying to be political and make political comedy instead of actually being funny

>>81828128
heh pretty funny joke sam made
shame he spent half his yearly "earnings" to go and make it on camera

>>81828041
>people not fucking and having kids
>who are the color I prefer
>is an ethnic cleansing plot by """"them"""
You types of people are unhinged as fuck.

>>81828154

>thinking rape is bad
>identifying as a nazi
fucking kek /pol/

>>81827983
Okay retard, have fun in 50 years time when you are outnumbered by stinking inbred Muslim apes, because they all father 10+ children while whites are barely reproducing at all thanks to being brainwashed into hating themselves by the Jew-controlled media.

>>81828208
Are you bad with sarcasm?

>>81828175
Oh shut the flying fuck up. Sam's comedy is political and we all know it. What was the water sketch?

>>81828154
>>81827991
>"brown people"
Go back to SRS you pitiful cuck.

>>81828254
>water sketch
From 2016/The show
Hello nu-MDE fan

>>81828225
Right, you sound like a productive and rational member of society

>>81828225
Go and have loads of white kids then! :^)

p.s. no woman will ever love you

>>81828244
No, I was agreeing with you. I was just saying how ridiculous these dudes in this thread are being.

>>81828262
What the fuck is SRS?

>>81828021
The vast majority of the men were pakistani muslims and the vast majority of the victims were white underage females. In other towns the perpetrators have been from other backwater third world muslim countries such as Somalia. These countries have no age of consent laws and are notorious for child slavery and abuse, as well as polygamy and lack of investment in child rearing. Also, they have IQs some 20 points below native Britons and Pakistanis along with other Arabic muslim countries have extremely high rates of incest causing a dysgenic effect on their populations. Indeed, Pakistanis account for a third of genetic disease patients treated by the NHS. None of this matters however cus were all equal and the government should import more of them for diversification and child rape (which will happen anyway).

>>81828262
nod an argumend :^)

>>81828282
Oh, and don't even get me started on fucking KSTV. I enjoy sam's comedy, but it's political.

Sam should have focused on being funny instead of ham fisting political shit into everything

now it's irreversible

>>81828289
>p.s. no woman will ever love you
I have a girlfriend, whereas you are probably trying to save money for a sex-change to live out your tranny fetish.

>>81828282
That's all NEW MDE, you fucking retard. Have some basic comprehension.
Jesus fucking christ

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>>81828339
>I have a girlfriend

>>81828317
>What the fuck is SRS?
A reddit board populated by the kind of heavily indoctrinated SJW imbeciles who use the phrase "brown people".

>>81828282
>>81828373
Why are you arguing with yourself?

>>81828339
have you told her you have a cuck fetish yet?

bet you can't wait for the arab takeover so they can steal your woman too

>>81827484
>Charls - surreal Lynchian themes
>Nick - lowkey, depressing feel which compliments the dreamlike nature of the show
>Andrew - great director for MDE, made the prison sketch and can implement multiple themes within the show (ex. Prison Sketch)
>trapped - surreal visual effects which compliments the show
>Sam - brash humor that works on it's own but doesn't add anything to MDE, caused the show to be canceled

Why is sam in MDE

>>81828319

>not reading past the greentext.

You're too paranoid. And if you're so concerned, try helping out instead of shitposting. Join Ashton Kutcher's organization or donate to it or something.

>>81828339
>all this projection

>>81828339
>I have a girlfriend

Do you really expect us to believe that?

>>81828426
Sam would be nothing without Trapped.

>>81828401
...you realize I was making fun of you, right?

>>81828401
well maybe you should go back there, sounds like you'd fit right in!

>indoctrinated
>sjw
>imbecile

yep, fits most /pol/tard the_donald fans to a tee!

>>81828339
>I have a girlfriend
HAHAHAHA, sure thing buddy

>>81828518
>>81828440
>>81828375
Keep telling girls what a committed feminist you are, maybe one day they'll give you a pity-fuck

>>81828429
Not paranoid, I just stated a list of facts that are relevant to the discussion. Although I will take your advice not engage in a political discussion with cretins on /tv/, which is a truly abyss-gazing waste of time.

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>>81828626
No, three people think you're a lying sack of shit nice guy.

>>81828626
>people who don't rant about mudslimes and niggers on the internet are all virtue signallers trying to get laid!

maybe try critical thinking for once, hopefully it won't hurt

>>81828626
>Feminist

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

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>>81828687
People who brag about getting laid on here have never been laid.

>>81828663
"""""Facts""""""

>>81828768
lol i guess you could say it's fake news

>>81828768
>Facts are problematic!
>Stop pointing out genuine atrocities committed by devout members of the religion of peace!

>>81824515
I feel ya man, his Boston stuff was great. He should just do a stand-up tour, I would go to a show.

Also, another podcast with Fantano would be nice. They had good chemistry.

>>81828833
I agree 100%!
We should also ban all catholics from our country!

>>81828833
oh fuck off. there is no religion of peace. maybe quakers.

>>81828833
You like inventing arguments and opponents in your head, huh?

>>81828908
Ah yes of course, it's the CATHOLIC crimes that the media and police are actively covering up in today's society.

>>81828809
But that would trigger you, anon.

>>81823870
>his stand-up routines consist of reading /pol/ tier jokes from a script while hyperventilating and giggling
ya think?

GOOD
NIGHT
ALT
RIGHT

>>81828991
lol what?

>>81828976
>largest pedophile coverup in modern history was from Catholic Church
Are...are you retarded?

>>81828976
>There was no coverup of the catholic chuch

HAHAHAAHAHA
Now I know you're retarded

>>81828913
Buddhists are up there

>>81829017
he peaked at 2070

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>>81829081
Close but no cigar, anon

>>81829045
>>81829047
>genuinely implying that Catholic crimes are downplayed to anywhere near the same extent as Muslim crimes in 2017
Kill yourselves, you dishonest manipulative scumbags.

>>81826029

The only point he's making is that Sam had it made with WP and then fucked it up by being politically outspoken. What major network other than AS would take a chance on something like WP? Comedy Central? Maybe?

>>81829181
You know literally nothing about the catholic church, thanks for proving that :^)
Do some research that isnt the_donald

>>81829181
But, that is 100 percent true. Look at your gymnastics right now
>literally under a dozen or so actual major Muslim rape, or terror crimes in 2016-2017
>against literal hundreds and hundreds of rape victims of the Catholic Church, that they still try to deny or deflect responsibility from
>Catholics get a past because anon is a retarded biased faggot who hates all Muslims
Read a fucking book

>>81829128

How is self-immolation a violent act? You're not causing harm to anybody besides yourself.

>>81829343
*pass

>>81829343
>hundreds of rape victims of the Catholic Church
In 2017? Provide proof or fuck off.

>>81829128
>Self-immolation in protest

It's flashy but non-violent, so what's your point?

>>81829181
>muslim crimes
I didn't know crime was contingent on them being Muslims and not...rapists.

>>81829383
>/pol/tard moves the goalposts

There have been no catholic rape coverups starting nnnnnnow!

>>81829383
>I am illiterate
I was using your statement as an example, you yourself said "Muslim crimes of 2016-2017", but there haven't been that many when you contrast it to the massive multi-faceted coverup of the Catholic Church.

You wanted to be autistic and compare them.

>>81828100
>implying he can't do both

>>81829428
>moves the goalposts
Are you fucking blind?
>>81828976
>"in TODAY'S SOCIETY"
I'm talking about what's happening RIGHT NOW. Holy fuck the levels of kike trickery are off the charts. Decommissioning the gas chambers was a mistake.

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>>81827991
>no only spooky brown people are rapists

>>81822442
unfunny hack

>>81829553
>M-KIKE TRICKERY REEEEE WHY DOESNT EVERYONE JUST AUTOMATICALLY AGREE WITH ME!?
It must chew at you that you exist in a free society.

>>81829569
FAKE NEWS JEWISH TRICKS REEEEEE

>>81829553
not an argument, why don't you pull up some data there kiddo :^)

>>81829569
>Try to go to link
>https://www.bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/content/pub/pdf/evus08.pdf
>site cannot be reached

Is there an actual source for this then? Or even more context? Like is this an annual statistic?

>>81829735
Its the FBI crime statistics

>>81829569
>fake pic proves black people are all evil rapists
shit, you got me good!

>>81829792
Here

http://conservative-headlines.com/2014/12/the-truth-about-interracial-rape/

It has links to the PDFs

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>>81829773
Then link them. Because the same stats say that whites commit the most hate crimes but we are probably going to just ignore stats we don't like right?
>inb4 hate crime is a meme reeee

Nu-mde fans who latched on last year because le funny racism need to all commit seppuku

>>81829857
No faggot, link DIRECTLY to the FBI stats nobody cares what your conservative shill site has something to autistically extrapolate from them.

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>>81829935
Click on the links, it goes right to the source

>>81829857
PDFs don't open on your unbiased source. What do you expect me to do with this anyway?

Should I become racist now?

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>>81829905
Blacks commit the most hate crimes

>>81822442
whats with all the fags hating on Sam? If they really thought he was unfunny and irrelevant why even comment on this thread?

>>81824080
And we got Paperboy to unironically say "we wuz kings"

>>81830031
Because MDE used to be great and Sam used to be funny. Now him and the cancerous nu-mde fans caused the show to be cancelled and so he just makes dumb vids pandering to the fans he has left.

It's sad really.

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>>81829998
They do

>>81830031
SJW shills patrol sites that don't actively silence non-progressive views and shit up conversations they don't like to the point where they become impossible. Every "MUH HEALTH INSURANCE HAHAHAHAHAHA" post you see in an MDE thread is made by one of these people, with the sole intention of derailing the discussion.

>another politically illiterate reactionary on the internet thinks he's profound

Fucking yawn

>>81830165
Nu-mde spotted

>>81829987

Okay well for one the year 2008 referenced in the original image links to the fucking huge pdf found also found in the original image:

https://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus08.pdf

Which contrary to another anon's post does indeed exist but I can't find any figures that state that there were 0 white on black rapes in that year. In fact, if you just ctrl-f the whole document, the number "19,293" doesn't even seem to appear once.

So... fake news?

>>81830165
they've bumped this thread for hours tho
>>81830256
the fuck are you talking about? I've been a fan since 2013

>>81830284
ummm sweetie read it the document to understand how they got those numbers

>>81830284
you're ignoring the fact that no white woman can actually consent to sex with a black man, even if they think they do.

>>81829987
Why won't you just link the FBI stats?

>>81830023
>Blacks commit the most hate crimes
No, they don't. You would know that if you looked up or linked the actual fucking crime statistics from the FBI instead of these autistic image macros made by /pol/ racists.

>>81830414
This is from the "U.S. Department of Justice Office of Justice Programs Bureau of Justice Statistics" which I meant

>>81830023
>if blacks would just leave the US...
Yeah, nothing wrong with these extrapolations

>>81830471
prove it.

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guys stop fighting we waz good boys n shiet!!

turnin our lives around n shiet!

>>81830471
https://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus04.pdf

>>81830397

Alright, would you mind explaining to me how you think Conservative Headlines arrived at the conclusion they did? Taking a concrete example from the website where they cite a specific example of the document from 2006:

>Some years you will get anomalies. For examples. In 2006, the “other” on black rapes are listed as 5,788

But if you go to the link for 2006, listed here:

https://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus06.pdf

Again, just using ctrl-f for "5,788", no results

Did they get the 5,788 from somewhere else? It seems like they're implying that they got the figure directly from the document, hence the "listed"

>>81830165
>every dissenting opinion is just an elaborate shill game and not people just generally annoyed with your autistic behavior

>>81830581
http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus03.pdf
http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus04.pdf
http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus05.pdf
http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus06.pdf
http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus07.pdf
http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus08.pdf

>>81830499
So link it directly, Christ.

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>tfw you sincerely find MDE funny but can never have a straight discussion of their comedy because of politics
I don't care about Shia's stream-autism, I just want season 2 of World Peace.

>>81830562
>prove a negative
Anon...

>sams friends left him


JUST

>>81830599
Read the document and you will understand why young one

>>81830605
Imagine being this delusional.

>>81822442

>i watched ghost in the shell and now ill interpret it racially

so deep, really joggin my noggin

we get it, he hates chinks

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>>81830658
So first of all, you were originally talking about the FBI crime stats...which you refuse to directly link. Secondly, this anon here was explaining to you how you were extrapolating the data to mean something else >>81830599
Lastly, did you actually look at the pdf? Pr no?

Fucking christ, you /pol/babies are something else.

>>81830743
source?

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>>81830839
How in fucking Christ is that delusional? So what's the alternative? That everyone who disagrees with you is a paid Shareblue shill informant and you are secretly the smartert human being on this board?

Kill yourself.

>>81830847
what are you talking about?

>>81825550
Jesus Sam, this is pathetic.

>>81830707
so you can't?

>>81830976
No, because that isn't how claims work.

>>81824548
What is wrong with humanity?

>>81830914
he has no source.

>>81831011
god the damage control is tragic

>>81830863
1. I already explained I meant "U.S. Department of Justice Office of Justice Programs Bureau of Justice Statistics" as the source, which I have linked
2. He didn't
3. You want the source, go read it

>>81830995
So you can't prove that blacks commit less hate crimes than whites?

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>>81830687
Can you manage to go three seconds talking about something actually substantial without sperging out about the niggers and Jewish tricks? I have yet to meet an MDE fan on here who has stuck with just talking about the show itself. It constantly devolves into /pol/.

By all means, if you can manage to speak without memes and screeching, tell me what you liked about his show?

>>81830933

in that video he talks about how white people need to be first to create a techno singularity instead of the chinks because theyre alien bug people

>>81830806
>muh hand waving

>>81831118
>It constantly devolves into /pol/.
only because people who aren't fans keep claiming he was putting /pol/ memes and swastikas in WP (which is false)

>>81831095
The claim was "blacks commit more hate crimes", that is the claim. One I didn't make. I don't have to disprove it.

>>81831120
So?

>>81831072
>1. I already explained I meant "U.S. Department of Justice Office of Justice Programs Bureau of Justice Statistics" as the source, which I have linked
No. You dodged for like ten posts on the FBI crime stats which three different anons asked you for and not once did you link them directly.
>2. He didn't
I literally linked it you fucking tard
>>81830599
>3. You want the source, go read it
But you aren't defending any of your autistic as fuck claims, you aren't making any arguments or addressing logical inconsistencies.

Stop posting already.

>>81831169
But it's been proven, and you deny it

>>81831118
Been a big fan since way back when they were pretty much unheard of. The vertical vids are hilarious and some of the rambling rants were funny. Sam used to be a lot more ironic.
The show itself was fine on the whole, a few funny sketches. MDE whypz and the street fashion interviews are probably prime mde for me.

MDE is dead and Sam isn't funny anymore

>>81831266
Neither of those things happened at all, friendo

>>81831293
why do you lie?

>>81831273
MDE never dies
Its so easy to spot you fake MDE fans, you need to go back.

>>81831257
1. That wasn't a FBI crime stat it was a "U.S. Department of Justice Office of Justice Programs Bureau of Justice Statistics" stat which I explained
2. Where's the word extrapolating
3. You thinking using ctr-f is understanding the document, holy fuck, come back when you improve your basic maths and reading skills

>>81831166
>only because people who aren't fans keep claiming he was putting /pol/ memes and swastikas
On his twitter and social pages, yes. Along with associating with questionable people, appealing to /pol/ kids and saying compromising shit. It wasn't about his show, it was about him. I mean Christ, there are videos of his standup where he is fucking horrible to people and a general autist

You live in a delusion if you think there wasn't something to actually criticize

>>81831404
>Where's the word extrapolating
Fucking shit, I'm done with you.

>>81831339
Still waiting for you to prove it then, kiddo.

>>81831257
"To see the real truth of the matter, let us take a look at the Department of Justice document Criminal Victimization in the United States, 2005. (Go to the linked document, and under "Victims and Offenders" download the pdf file for 2005.)

In Table 42, entitled "Personal crimes of violence, 2005, percent distribution of single-offender victimizations, based on race of victims, by type of crime and perceived race of offender," we learn that there were 111,590 white victims and 36,620 black victims of rape or sexual assault in 2005.

(The number of rapes is not distinguished from those of sexual assaults; it is maddening that sexual assault, an ill-defined category that covers various types of criminal acts ranging from penetration to inappropriate touching, is conflated with the more specific crime of rape.) In the 111,590 cases in which the victim of rape or sexual assault was white, 44.5 percent of the offenders were white, and 33.6 percent of the offenders were black. In the 36,620 cases in which the victim of rape or sexual assault was black, 100 percent of the offenders were black, and 0.0 percent of the offenders were white. The table explains that 0.0 percent means that there were under 10 incidents nationally.

The table does not gives statistics for Hispanic victims and offenders. But the bottom line on interracial white/black and black/white rape is clear:"

>>81831400
>MDE never dies
Worse than Alex Jones faggots, really.

>>81831118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58eaYbkIHeg
If you can't see the humour in this you aren't human.

>>81831514
>still quoting his conservative blog site that reaffirms his opinions
Kid, the direct data disagrees with you, filter it through whoever you want, it doesn't change that.

>>81831400
t. nu-mde

>>81831569
>direct data disagrees
lol no, Its explaining how you get the numbers, since you're too fucking retarded to understand

>>81831432
>I don't understand his politically incorrect humour so hes a nazi
kys my man

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>>81831166
>TEEHEE I AM ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A NAZI *WINK* THAT MAKES IT BETTER

>>81831565
>half-assed cliche fag character
truly a comedic genius that will influence generations to come

>>81831584
oh you're STILL here? I've followed MDE since before you found this site, thats for sure.

>>81831643
You keep filtering the raw data through a fucking conservative website. Gee, color me shocked that they say something you agree with.

>>81823839
>is a fucking frog poster
>calls sam hyde embarrassing
this board is really run by 12 year old fags isn't it?

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>>81831653
I don't understand, that's literally been his shtick online. Nobody is making that up...

>>81831668
I thought weev was built now

>>81831668
You're pathetic. You think a photo with weev means anything? The guys a professional troll.

>>81831653
Are you a retard by any chance?

>>81831009

gotta go fuck my boy, then everything will be alright

>>81831760
Sam is not a nazi you dumbass
being overly offencive for a laugh isn't new youre just retarded.

>>81831712
You're the one with bias mate, you can't even read a simple paragraph without being triggered. Anyone who doesn't subscribe to your worldview is a rural conservative so there is no convincing you.

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>>81831783
>REEEE IT'S ALL A RUSE HE A DINDU NUFFIN REEE IGNORE HIS TWITTER AND HIS /POL/ PANDERING! HYDE IS PLAYING 10D LEVEL CHESS!
>Y-YOU PATHETIC!! HEALTH INSURANCE!

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>>81831668
I hope his the real deal and not pretending.

Sam isn't responsible for his fans. He even told them to cool it with the antisemitism what more do you want from the guy? Just admit that you didn't like the fact that a right wing comedian had a tv show

>>81831668
do you think Sam sincerely wants right wing death squads to execute people?

>>81831883

wonder if he can sell that prime merch for some health insurance

>>81831514

Well in that actual document it states that the "0%" figure for White on Black rape is based on 10 or fewer sample cases, making the data pretty unreliable for actually trying to extrapolate things from it. The Bureau itself says as much here:


>You have a footnote saying that the number is based on 10 or fewer sample cases. But the number is larger than 10. How can this be?

>We develop national estimates from sample cases of interviews with victims. We take the data we get from these interviews and weight it to represent the nation as a whole. All of the published data from the survey represent weighted estimates. When the national estimate is based on 10 or fewer actual sample cases, we make note of this and encourage caution in interpreting results.

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>>81831833
>Sam is not a nazi you dumbass
Right, I never called him one
>being overly offencive for a laugh isn't new youre just retarded.
HAHA NIGGERS AMIRITE? WEEEWWWW! SO FUNNY SO UN-PC!! KIKES TEEHEE AMIRITE??? TRUTH TO POWER DUHHB

>>81831883
youre a joke m8

>>81831938
>is a Hydefag
>calling me a joke
I'm doing just fine, thanks.

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>>81831883

>>81831935
When has Sam ever acted like that though?

>>81831965
you get triggered by a man telling jokes.

>>81831905
No, but /pol/ thinks he is some avante garde, performance artist saying something meaningful. Some even think he is legit serious about his alt right jestering.

Let that sink on.

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>>81824848
This is correct. People saying sam shouldn't have been tweeting his politics are fucking assholes, people like heidecker do it much worst but its ok because it's politically correct? That's fucked up and things shouldn't be like that.

>>81832018
>y-you triggered
Who's fanbase do you think pollutes this board with ten threads a day?

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>>81831933
And your point is?

>>81832026
>No, but /pol/ thinks he is some avante garde, performance artist saying something meaningful. Some even think he is legit serious about his alt right jestering.
proof? or are you just basing this on people memeing about him?

>>81832046

Sam is such a manlet holy shit

>>81831975
>when has Sam ever acted like that thouh
Try harder

>>81832026
he is an avante garde, performance artist and his antagonism against progressive emasculation of white men among other things I think is meaningful, yes

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>>81832055
We dooo! We dooo!

>>81832046
>NIGGERS SUBHUMAN, JEWISH PLOT, PEPE KEK, MUH GOD EMPEROR, MUDSLIMES, DAY OF THE ROPE MAGA, PIZZAGATE! LIBRUH MEDIA CONSPIRACY!!
>woah, calm down I am just expressing my equally important political opinion. You don't want to be a hypocrite anon!

>>81832055
>waaah waaaah he cant say that waaaah
you

>>81832117
>progressive emasculation of white men
Thanks for proving my point you low IQ faggot

>>81832141
'Rationals' like yourself are fucking cancer, just stop.

>>81832086
so you got absolutely nothing lol

>>81832046
>5'11 vs 6'0

>>81832179
are you implying that's not happening?

>>81832141
So he is responsible for a small section of his fan base? Get fucked cunt

>>81832147
Yes, that is exactly what I am saying. It totally wouldn't work the other way around and you would never cry for a Hydefag safe space from the meanie libruhs who hurt your fee fees

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>>81832141
Calm down anon, clam down

>>81832141
Heidecker was literally tweeting about how he unequivocally believes the pissgate story, among other ridiculous pro clinton conspiracies. You're argument is retarded.

>>81832076
>>81832182
Are you new here?

>>81832204
>is my conspiracy not happening?
No, it isn't

>>81832179
how much tap water do you drink a day?

>>81832242
>literally a false equivolent whataboutism

>>81832213
Yes. I agree.

>>81832278
You going to sell me a water filter, Alex? To save me from gubment poisoning to emasculate me?

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>>81831933
I'll be waiting until you can get a better source then the fucking U.S. Department of Justice Office of Justice Programs Bureau of Justice Statistics

>>81832244
find me one time he has acted like you said. You can't do it.

You have to go back, >>>/r/eddit