/tv/ tattoos thread? McNugga Lubba Dub Dub

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this guy slaps your gfs butt, what do you do?

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>the shoulda been abortions generation

>>81820654
>>81820729
>>81820735
Why?

>>81820654
is this the hot topic right now among fans of this new edgy cartoon ?

>>81820729
A fat guy with a tattoo of a cartoon character isn't as intimidating as you might think

>>81820654
Wouldn't be the worst thing ever if it were just the head. Why would you want cartoon sauce packets tattooed on you?

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>>81820654

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It's a Scully gets a trampstamp and fucks some random loser Episode.

I have eli's little note to oscar tattood on my right arm

>>81820788
tattoos are a means of expression
tv shows/movies are a means of expression

I'm sorry you have autism and that needed to be explained.

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HEY GUYSSSS I M A GODZILLA FAN :DD

>>81820864
heh

>>81820654
Worst part is I know there are way too many people who will take this b8

>>81820654
>no bicep
>fat pasty hands
>alcoholic scrapez
>hot topic chain wallet with obviously nothing in it
>TWO orders of nuggets

>>81820807
its a meme. lurk more faggot newfag

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>>81820654

>>81820965
LOL!

>>81820965
>this triggers /tv/

>>81820735
why the weird purple? the door didn't look like that.

>>81820729
peeta griffin tattoos are epic

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can someone redpill me on these clowns?

I used to have a sociopathic maniac friend who kept on getting REALLY shitty zero effort tattos on his arm and shoulder.

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Thoughts on mine, /tv/?

>>81820874
r-rude

>>81821030

Easy pussy

>>81820654
even ignoring the content that's still a terrible fucking tattoo
why the fuck would you permanently alter your body if you're not going to pay for the best available

>>81821093

Friend might've drawn it
Owner might've drawn it
Who knows

Who cares

>>81821093
Fuck you I like it.

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>>81820903
Hnng is more like it

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>>81821163
Maaaaaan!!

>>81821030
i get tattoos to support local artists and carry around something that i like and find valuable. as the years go by, it will serve as a reminder of what i found important at this stage in my life. it's true what they say, right after getting your first you get really excited to get more.

but i've been too poor to get more lately.

Yes Rick and Morty will be relevant and cool for decades. It's not a flash in the pan fad like other meme cartoons such as Family Guy and Aqua Teen.

>>81821163
What did he mean by this?

>>81821030
Snowball.

You get one shitty tattoo and you want to draw attention away from it so you get more and as time goes by and your body changes those tats get shitty too so you get even more.

>>81821280
WE

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>>81820821

>>81821278

First cartoon to openly push the idea "fuck god" mentality and agenda. It's here to stay until society collapses in 10 years.

>>81821267
>tattoofags are this delusional
lmao

>>81821267
>right after getting your first you get really excited to get more.
This. Got my first tattoo this February : a sleeve (minus the forearms) on my left arm. While I was being inked, I thought for sure it would be my last one and my trip will pass.

Two days after I got out of the parlour, I was planning my next ink. Tattoos are so fucking addictive.

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me

>getting a tattoo

mark of the beast, sinners must repent

>>81820654
INKY RIIIIIIIIIICK

>Le tattoos have meaning to me so they're not shit meme xb

Aaron Hernandez had "Can't Stop Won't Stop" tattooed on him not long ago. They found him hanging in his cell last night. I wonder what special meaning it had to him.

>>81821345
perhaps we're not so different after all

>>81821364
It's pushing the opposite idea you absolute mollusc.
Morty isn't someone you should look up to or emulate, he's a crazy old fool who you should laugh and deride.

>>81821267
>Wants to support local artists
>Can barely support himself

Charity starts in mi casa, hombre.

>>81821567
>a man purely of science isn't one to be idolized

fucking massive lel'd at this one my friend
well done

>>81821567
Isn't morty the kid?

>>81821030
its a substitute for a personality

>>81821030
>teddy boy greg

Christian sxe hardcore guy who then got into heroin

He then got clean by replacing heroin with face tats

i think i'm gonna do a tattoo once i finish university

>>81821796

Do a header off the London Bridge instead.

>>81821834
that is for when i fail finishing the university

>>81821590
yeah i FUCKING love SCIENCE!! right, fellow pedes?

>>81821658
>falling for my reddit trap

Time for you to go back

>>81821439
>The "i'm stronkfit but have babyface" pose

>>81821879

>being this much of a cunt towards science

Keep preaching to your invisible man in the sky friendo I'm sure he's waiting to hear more from you.

>>81821725
Probably for most people. Some of us just like looking at them. It's not an art thing for me, or to look cool to others, or an adrenaline rush, I just like looking at a well-done drawing on my arm in different situations: in the shower, after applying lotion, with certain clothing/watches, when I reach up high, etc.

I'm also retarded, though.

>>81820735
i dont get it

>>81821515
aaron also smoke some synthetic marijuana and wrote a bible verse in blood on his forehead before committing suicide.

>>81821515

The irony here is you thought he was immortal.

Literally, you are a dumb fuck.

>>81821959
>implying I'm religious
you cult of science fags are irredeemable

>>81821959

>if I don't love science that automatically means I'm a religious fag

wew, that is quite the leap of faith there friend

>>81822005
>Nobody has back muscles
>Nobody has pores all over their back you can't see
>Everyone's going to get a fungal infection that lasts for years

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>>81820654

>>81821163
kek

funny as fuck desu

>>81821439
fucking shave your pubey face faggot you clearly cant grow a beard

>>81820821
There is nothing more crimgeworthy than taking silly, comical cartoon characters and making them look serious or badass

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google image search television show tattoos will give you a ton of these. At least get something iconic that has been around for 20+ years if you must do this.

>>81822083
>>81822074
>muh invisible man

Grow up kids.

>>81820883
This one is actually good though and godzilla is more socially acceptable than anything else in this thread

>>81820729
Peetuh I can't believe this fat man got a tattoo of his face on his arm!

>>81820821
fucking saved

tattoos are degenerate

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>>81820821
cringed so hard

>>81820654

Tattoos are supposed to have meaning.

When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.

10 years from now I'll look at my wrists and still have profound thoughts of what went through my mind the day I decided to get these tattoos but the idiots who got them because they like cartoons will only see an outdated, obsolete franchise.

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>this thread

>>81822272
Yeah but he got the '14 one which is lame

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at least we can all agree this one is patrician

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>>81822322
That's retarded and you are fucking stupid. If I saw you in the street you'd get a tap on the shoulder and then an uppercut.

>>81822276
>shaving a body part in order to put a tattoo on it
What is the point unless you keep shaving that part every day forever

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>>81822322
>When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.
cringe desu

>>81822337
you shut your zipperhead mouth

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>>81822339
Now I have to get a The Sopranos tattoo.

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>>81822322
>When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.

jesus christ i've never cringed so goddamn hard
10 years from now you would've remembered regardless
you just wanted the attention

>>81820883
Godzillla's acceptable

>>81822179
that vampire alien next to jabba is pretty rare star wars tattoo indeed

>>81822325
I wonder if he started regretting that before it was finished or waited until the next morning.

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>>81822322
>murderer-for-hire talking down on others for putting ink on their bodies

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A person I followed on instagram for his photography had some interesting ones

1/4

I really think these dumb tattoos really do prove how fucking vapid and nihilistic this generation is.

But I'm a fucking nobody so who am I to judge.

I think Tats are pretty damn cringy unless there's a personal meaning to it.

>>81822325
that's fantastic

>>81820963
there is nothing worse than a redditor trying to fit in by calling people newfag

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>>81822322
Sure, tattoos can have meaning. However getting the most generic shit possible then saying "Well, it actually has a lot of meaning you see..." Is faggy as fuck

>>81822149
The hells angels would kill you if you had that tattoo where I live.

>>81822430
People have been getting shitty tattoos for decades, it's just that now we have the internet so we can see them all. I've met some old fucks with really chincy tats.

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>>81820654
I thought about getting pic related for a while and then the LotR movies made me hesitant and the Hobbit movies pushed me away entirely

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>>81822428
2/4

>>81822371
that's nice

>>81822437
>getting Sheogorath's Theorem tattooed on your knee of all places

why?

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>>81822430
Even then they're wrong and bad. The ONLY reason people get tattoos is to show them off and explain what they mean.
You want to remember something? write it down, tape it to the fridge. the only acceptable tattoo is "MOM" written on a ribbon over a heart, and only if she was hot, like 9/10 or better.

>>81822073
You might have just posted the dumbest thing I've ever read here. Do us all a favor and tattoo the inside of your skull with bullets.

>>81822430
>my cousin tattooed a fucking dandelion
>one of the google suggestion for dandelion is "dandelion tattoo"

retarded bitch

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>>81822467
3/4

>>81820883
>>81821163
>>81821439
>>81822149
>>81822243
>>81822460
Only acceptable ones ITT

>>81822252
This one gets a mention only because it's well done

>>81822485
Protip people that interpret stupid fucking shit from tattoos are just as bad as people that put the stupid fucking shit on their bodies. Deal with it.

>>81822288
stupid but amazingly well done

also /tv/ approved

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>>81820821
>antifascist
>ricky and morty

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>>81822501
4/4

>>81822457
no they wouldn't retard. there are thousands of motorcycle clubs, only 1% of them are violent gangs. hence 1%er

>>81822430
>yeah man, my tat is so deep and has personal meaning and...
>zzzzz

>yeah man, I really like [thing]
>oh cool

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Would this be an acceptable tattoo?

>>81820654
>>81820821
>>81820729
>>81821030
>>81821047
>>81822005
>>81822210
>>81822243
>>81822276
>>81822517
maximum over-cringe
>>81822420
i want to kill myself
>>81821163
pretty funny

>>81822526
hi woowee

>>81822532

this is what they meant by americanized?

>>81821991
you sound fucking autistic, not retarded.

>>81822504
>fight club tattoo
>acceptable

kill yourself with a spoon

>>81822567
amazing

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oh boy look what I found

>>81822517
my brother has a joker tattoo
I feel shamed for him

>>81822357
>why do we fall?so we canl earn
>to pick ourselves up

>>81822602
spork*

>>81822510
>Protip: I'm stupid

No fucking shit.

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>>81822598

>>81822339
Is that a Star Trek tatoo?

>>81821456
this is some meta-ironic bodyart

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>>81822598

>>81822322
fresh pasta

Has anyone got a Baneposting tattoo yet?

>>81822400
if you can't tell me what this is from I'll know you're a faggot

my geneticist teacher has a dna double helix on his arm
pretty cool desu

>>81822633

I'm glad you're on the right path anon. Knowing your limitations is the first step in getting over yourself.

You'll be at peace with your stupidity one day anon.
Good luck

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>>81820821
Top fucking kek

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>>81822634
that bellybutton is way too brown

>>81822475
>Sheogorath's Theorem
Pythagoras'?

>>81820821
I want to meet this dude IRL just to laugh in his face

>>81822608
>fat ugly white woman
Every time

>>81822671
thats actually better than the other Joe tattoo I've seen

getting a dudes face tattooed next your cock is so damn gay though

>>81822598
god I hate this stupid old school tattoo trend
fucking hipster pieces of shit with no personality or creativity

you know, fuck tattoos in general they're attention whoring labels
having a tattoo of a copyrighted product it's becoming a walking ad

>>81822005
Rick and Morty isn't that good to have on your body forever...

>>81822667
>no "Speed Weed" tattoo on the front

Hasn't there been a Brendan tattoo?

>tfw i got a pepe tattoo before it became a symbol of hate

literally feels bad man

>>81821047
Kek I acually like this one

>>81822149
Cringe

>>81822179
Maximum cringe, but atleast nobody will see his back

>>81822242
>tfw no Predator tattoo

>>81822662
It's from the tattoo sketch

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>>81822751
pics or it didn't happen

>>81822517
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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>tfw girl I've been hanging out with keeps getting tattooes to cover her arms from when she cut herself during depression
I'm thoroughly concerned

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>>81822727
You'll love this

>>81822795
nice

>>81822571
>yeah I got this tat when my daughter was born
>cool

>I got this tat because I really like Invader Zim
>retard

>>81822322
>no one recognizes this ancient pasta
Really makes you think.

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This is my tattoo for autism awareness I got it for for all the people who think I can't be a superman even though I have autism and Marvelfags can eat my shit DC4LIFE.

>>81822809

SOME

>>81822667
Why is it a tramp stamp?

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>cringe

>>81822809
I'd you're considering buying that for her, don't.
By it for yourself.

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>when you go through 4 folders each with 5k pics in your main 4chan folder to find a tattoo pic that isn't all that great but it still makes you laugh anyway

>>81822809
I used to get really high on heroin when I was suicidal like 6 years ago and burn myself with cigs and I thought of doing that but honestly scars fade pretty heavily after awhile and tats are usually pretty lame

>>81822795
bobbs

>>81822517
>watching porn
>she has the lucky you tat right over her snatch

>>81822669

Proving his point. Good job.

>>81822642
the sopranos

would getting a tatt on the arm with a t-rex cranium written life finds a way be too gay or nah

>>81822781
That e is placed so random, also e = 2.72 baka

>>81822881
>have absolutely no authority on the matter
>thinks his opinion has any weight or meaning

kys

>>81822484
Substitute for a personality indeed.

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>>81822809

>>81822871
I would but it's out of stock unfortunately

https://www.traxnyc.com/index.php?file=detail&iprod_id=16071

>>81822781
>C*oe=mc2/\iot

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>>81822907
>haHAA hey mom i told someone to kys on the internet im so cool

>>81822302
Acceptable

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>>81822902
Not sure what that's a reference to but t-rex skulls and heads always look like they're smiling, which I think you will notice more the longer you have it. I say pass

>>81822954
>still going like the energizer bunny

>>81822907

>kys

Thanks for proving him right again you mentally or literally twelve year old youtube comment section faggot. I honestly considered getting a tattoo a few years ago and then I saw the pro tattoo people posting in threads on here. Not gonna go that road.

>>81822517

I use to want a a joker haha tattoo on my leg because I really loved mark hammil's version of the joker and that style of haha was more connect to his joker than any other.


than this shit happened and ruined it for me.

>>81822974
see >>81822971

>>81822971
not even him you fucking idiot you're just a baby ass bitch

>>81820729
HEY BETER

>>81823002

See yourself.

>>81822963
Chicks are obsessed with giving oral sex to dudes.

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>>81822997

>>81820909
200 comments later

>>81823005
see >>81822971

>>81823020

Are his children in the mafia?

>>81823018
see >>81822971

>ywn be so bootyblasted about a thread you make it about yourself

>>81823020
I don't have anything against this. You should either go all out or do nothing at all.

>>81823002
>>81823036
tattoo fags are this autistic
holy fucking shit dude

>>81822430
a lot of guys get them because a decent tatoo can label someone as "badboy" and a lot girls will go for that vs. the guy with tatoos. Still, way too many tacky pointless tatoos out there

>>81820654
despite the tattoo, i just realized that drives me insane when i see art of some official character and it has some weird color bleed like that. like the hair is blue...let's make the eyes the same blue! COLOR!

>>81822302
not bad

>>81822463
you probably saved yourself decades of pain from people walking up to you going "that's not what Smaug looked like in the movies"

>>81823020
cant hate this one

>>81822997
I can't wait for this normalfag ironic "dank meme" shit to fade away.

Pepe is gone though, he's their property now.

>>81823087
>>81823073

Irony here is dickback trying to make the thread about himself

>>81822463
>Smaug
>4 Hands
Dumb.

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>>81822475
>shegorath's theorem

>>81823020
>pay for expensive Godfather tattoo that covers your whole back
>dump your ugly kids into it
This is your brain on parenthood.

>>81822276
>he was only dead for a couple of episodes
top kekkk

>>81823159
who?

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>>81823083
that's not /tv/

>>81823025
Except for small dicked virgins like yourself lmao

>>81821163
Maaarge, stop riding Carl's BIG BLACK COCK

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>>81822567
>subtle tat
>mulder ear-stud

top waifu

>>81823198
lel

>>81823198
>Goku food bowl

>>81823213
That's not how it works, /tv/. You have to say the stupid insult, and then everybody else replies to it like it was epic for the win. even /v/ can get this correct.

>>81823196
How many upboats did this garbage get?

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I'll just post this again for the nth time

also the tattoo artist has a buffalo bill tat

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>>81823235
>americans

>>81822504
>Marge Carl family portrait
>Acceptable
Lol no

>>81823198
nice
>>81823196
holy fucking shit dude

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>>81823224
yes

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>>81822337
AKHTUALLY it's one of the concept statues from the CC'13 event, not the actual movie design.

fucking plebs these days, I swear

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>>81821955

opposite actually, early 20's and get told I look older

>>81822226

can't remember the context of the photo but I remember just having scissor shaved and then finished off

>>81820821
Antifa sure does attract the brightest minds.

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>>81823235

>daughter country

>>81823295
>I will never be this vane

Feels amazing man.

>>81822517
>not getting "DAMAGED" on your forehead

>>81823280
a tat you want to be totally outrageous

>>81823270
567 for the left, 281 for the right
the dumb skank who got it got half as many boats for actually getting it instead of just the idea of someone else getting it

>>81823089
Contrary to popular belief, changing your appearance does nothing if you're still a little bitch.

Tattoos are for shallow people trying to force an identity onto themselves, but at least some of them can look good.

>>81823336

vain and whatever man, i was cutting weight and take progress pictures, i think i'm 220lb in that photo down from 226

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>>81823280
I should watch this, it looks aesthetic.

>>81823380
>try to justify it further

"Whatever man"

>>81823401

i don't mind if people make fun of me or i wouldnt post pictures honestly

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>>81822526
I thought this was a Tucker tattoo from the thumbnail.

>>81823295
Why are people who want validation for their bodies always afraid of showing their face?

Is that just the actual insecurity shining through, or is there a reason I'm not aware of?

>>81823470
Now this is sparta!

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>>81823235
"Daughter Country Star Wars" is an anagram for

"Daughter's raw, rosy rat-cunt"

Why would he tattoo something so lewd?

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>>81823373
I was more trying to say, if you're already an alphaboy, a good tatoo might make you even more attractive to some women. obviously a tatoo alone isn't going to do anything if you have nothing to back it up with

>>81823488

the actual reason is that people on /fit/ are weird and when you post a picture of your face with your body they take the picture and use it on weird sites or post it to handsome males and jerk off to it

like legit, and i'm not showing off my face i'm trying to show my bodies progress

>>81822662
if i liked tattoos i'd rehearse the sketch to perfection and act it out at the parlor

>>81823235
Purge of liberals when?

>>81823295
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>81823583
I always like creative ones like these that actually utilize the body part they're put on.

>>81823449
How the fuck does that not hurt?

>>81823630
>bruce lee will never jerk your dick off to completion

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>>81823602

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>>81823488
Because they look like this

>>81823734
>Hi, I'm here about the managerial position.

>>81823659
I invented tumblr dogs and even I wouldn't put a tumblr dogs permanently on my body

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>>81820654

>>81822322
t. welfare queen

>>81823583
Neat concept

>>81823702
fucking retard, it's 2001. i'm not even american and I know that.

>>81823659
Oh shit

>>81823630
>>81823583
actually pretty nice

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>>81821534

i refuse to believe most of these are real.

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Only real nerds will get this one

>>81822517
this is post ironically great

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Maaarge, some fat man cloned me and trapped me on his arm

WUBADUBALUBDUB GOD ISNT REAL BURP MORTY

>>81822457
I'm glad I don't live in a shitty neighborhood.

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>>81823702
That tattoo actually makes sense because it says it's the year before and the buildings are still standing.

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>/v/ tattoos > /tv/ tattoos

>>81823702
>you will never enjoy frasier

>>81823938
*tips fedora
;∆)

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>>81823926

Stop making me agree with Muslims.

>>81823198
>Goku

Got a laugh out of me whether that was intentional or not.

>>81823948
Why does Homer have one eye and looks like a Minion in the middle picture?

>>81822781
coeoiot?

>>81823926
We finally found the path to world peace

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>>81823772
why is morty grabbing at rick's chub stick?

>>81824137
Oh shit is that abatap?

>>81822781
I always found it funny the Muslim thing is the capital C in that when Muslims are a religion based around not wanting to coexist and that people who aren't Muslims should be killed.

I unironically want a Dexter tattoo, but I'm not sure if I should because the latest seasons were so bad

>>81822400
>no notes coming out
how is everyone supposed to know he's wailing