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why did snape kill gandalf?

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why did snape kill gandalf?
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He was trying to bring the secret plans of the death star to Frodo.
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>>81819727
That looks fake as shit.
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>>81819773

Magic isn't real anon
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>>81819796
That's not what /x/ told me
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is alan rickman the most overrated since christopher lee?
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>>81819905
>Christopher Lee
>overrated
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>>81819727
He was homophobic and alt-right
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>>81819773
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>>81819727
the gay frogs told him to
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>>81819727

Galadriel's riverdancing was so beautiful it turned him mad
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He was upset about being a cuck in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>81819773
kek
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>>81819999
Checkd
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>>81819727
Maybe because he was tired of Jon snow not flying dragon. yes
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>>81819727
Why didnt snape stole his wand so voldy couldnt get it
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>>81819727
to advance in dark side and surpass mr robot father
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>>81819727
He didn't approve of his tax policy.
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>>81819727
He knew he was a pedophile. First Frodo then all of Hogwarts. He was the Minister of Magical Dicking
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