What a piece of garbage this is

>>81816175
The pastry chef made it.

one of the worsts movies of last year 2bh

>>81816211
nigga...you're the one being contrarian
I like HP and this shit sucked

The movie didnt leave a single impression on me.
It was something about beasts that some autist has to get to america, but he shouldnt also one guy was evil.

>>81816175
At least I didn't have to spend 5 years of Newt learning magic.
I'm glad he already knew it.

>>81816211
this
>>81816175
way better than harry potter is what it is

>named after a lizard
>hes a wizard
bravo

Fantastic Beasts is the perfect example of the modern Hollywood movie. It casts the hit Hollywood star of the minute and it's loosely connected to a wildly successful franchise. This movie was made for the sole purpose of making money. There is no other reason. Rowling, Yates, the actors, everyone... all in it for the money.

It's easy to imagine the pre-production meetings... You know, that cute tree in Guardians of the Galaxy was really popular among audiences, let's have one of those. And people really liked that dive bar with lots of goofy creatures and fun music in Star Wars, let's have one of those too. It's frustrating when I hear people call this film imaginative. There's a reason all the fantastic beasts look so cute. Because toys.

Yet again we see Eddie Redmayne overact, taking the role of "autistic British wizard" to a level not needed. There was no chemistry between any of the actors, which made for awkward moments throughout the whole 2+ hours runtime. The relationship between Colin Ferrell and Ezra Miller especially seems unintentionally predatory.

There are two completely separate plots that are sloppily connected. One of the plots is pushed so hard and is used only to create a franchise of this thing. If they focused on only the fantastic beasts instead of the bizarre possessed horror aspect with a cheap twist, the film might not have been half bad.

In the end, yet again, almost a whole city gets destroyed in the climax. By now it is beyond tiring and by my count that is how FOUR big budget movies have ended in 2016. And by what, a fucking dark cloud. The whole film, each and every scene, is predictable, features terrible CGI, obvious blue screen, lifeless sound stages, and is riddled with plot holes

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>>81816175
The movie wasn't impressive, but for some reason it made me horny. There wasn't even anything in particular I could pinpoint it to. Felt like I was 11 and confused again.

>>81817291
Queenie's seductive voice?

>>81817328
Nah. She was nice but gave off mom vibes more than anything.

>>81816175
>writes a book warning about the ministry of truth
>believes propaganda from the ministry of truth

really activates my almonds