So we are getting a CG Robin Williams in this, right?

I want a CGI Robbie Williams.

>>81815259
Where's the board game?

>that much exposed skin in the jungle
They'll be mosquitoed/tick'd/stung/leeched to death within 10 minutes

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>>81815393

>>81815295
>>81815393
It's a video game.

>>81815393

Yeah in the centuries since proper world exploration began NO ONE has invented anything to counter any of those things.

Do you still use sheep stomach for condoms, asshat?

>>81815259
What a slut, someone should behead her.

>>81815393
Just what I was going to comment about.
It is plausible that someone would wear shorts in the jungle, and them assuredly dying from the insect bites is a bit of an exaggeration, but the amount of bare skin the girl has is full fucking retard.

>>81815450
you mean heavy duty bug spray? you're not supposed to put that on skin.

>>81815448
>Hey The Rock and Jack Black, since Robin Williams is dead now how would you like to star in a remake of Jumanji where the board game is a video game instead?
>Sign me the fuck up!

>>81815259
>dat red head
I can already hear the sjws complaining about her being too sexy.

>Karren Gillan will play a better Lara Croft in a fucking Jumanji remake

What a fucking timeline we live in

Is Jack Black supposed to be fucking Van Pelt? Jesus Christ.

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>>81815393
>>81815531

>>81815569
You don't have to be an SJW to think that wardrobe is stupid.

>>81815393
Yeah, that's why tribes native to jungles or rain forests are typically known for wearing parkas and shit.

this looks like it will bomb. Fuck everything about it.

>>81815601
No but that would be funny as fuck.

>>81815569
You're a few months late.

>>81815616
Jungle nignogs don't have guns either. Doesn't mean their spears are superior weapons.

>>81815607
I don't think realism is what's going to trigger them.

>>81815393
>>81815531
they were playing a game in their basement dressed as explorers, not actually intending to go to the jungle in those outfits. it explains in the movie why come she is dressed like that

>>81815651
realer than real life

>>81815636
Meh. First time I've seen a picture from this movie.

>>81815692
Get with the times then, moron.

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if you don't like her bare tummy, you're a whiny poobelly hambeast dipshit.

Jack Black has a ridiculous camel toe.

>>81815668
No, as a non-SJW, I still think that she doesn't have to show her stomach and a lot of leg just because she is a woman. As much as I enjoy the sight.

>>81815667

The fuck kind of comparison is that? You didn't even try.

>>81815548
mosquito oil buddy it does the trick
used to hike in mountainous marshlands picking cloudberries for a living during the summers back in the day
its a life saviour

>>81815712
Sorry, I'll try to follow pointless and stupid Hollywood remakes more closely next time.

>>81815728
>No, as a non-SJW, I still think that she doesn't have to show her stomach and a lot of leg just because she is a woman.

Well obviously that's because you're a fucking faggot.

>>81815713
it sads me when women ruin a perfectly good navel with a belly button piercing that leaves an ugly hole there forever

>>81815667
How is that relevant to the claim that if you don't wear long sleeves in jungle you would die "within 10 minutes"?

It is demonstrably true that human beings can live their entire life in the jungle wearing nothing but a grass skirt. Nobody said anything about it being the superior method, but to claim that you can't show skin in a jungle is fucking retarded.

>>81815779
I'm not the guy that claimed they would die.
I am just claiming that it is a poor choice of clothing, but now that it has been explained that it wasn't really a choice, I understand.

>>81815728
I don't really care. Lara Croft practically wears the same thing and goes into jungles all the time. This movie looks like it's going to be about as "realistic" as that.

>>81815713
Clearly you've never got them to put a ring in so you can attach a slim metal chain and then led them wherever you want to go just by tugging on their piercing until it stings.

>>81815836
Yeah, a character in a video game marketed to teenage boys wears that.

>>81815259
He made it illegal to use his likeness for 15 years after his death

>>81815779
What are these mystical tribes that 'live' in the jungle? African nignogs always live on open planes with lower levels of humidity.

Lemme guess. The girl is going to be strong and empowered but her shell will melt away revealing her femininity, the Rock is going to make angry faces and crack one liners, Jack Black is going to be loud and unfunny and the negro is going to be loud and unfunny.

>>81815836
the female character is wearing that specifically because of a tomb raider like video game from the movie. shes basically cosplaying as not-tomb raider, then she gets magiced into a jungle in that outfit

I can't watch anything with The Rock in it.

>>81815713
but I fucking love it, got me very hype for the movie

>>81815914
>Kevin Hart
>loud and unfunny
Well no shit.

>>81815393
It's better for sweat, so you're not wet under the clothes when nightfall comes.

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>>81815869
Well, yeah she does. What point are you trying to make anyway? That you don't like seeing women in shorts and having an exposed belly button while they're in the jungle?

>>81815955
pain and gain is worth it, even if you dont like the rock

>>81815955
Not even the Rundown? That movie was great.

>>81815713
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO IDENTIFY WITH THOSE UNREALISTIC BODIES?

>>81815993
its slutshaming i'll tell ya

>>81815259
Jack Black makes this film unwatchable.

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>>81816023
You aren't supposed to identify with them silly, you are supposed to identify to them.

>>81815897
>African nignogs always live on open planes

No, not always. And you have/had a ton of jungle tribes in South America.

>>81815993
I do like it. A nice lean stomach is actually my favorite part of the female body after the pussy.
It's just that I do not see any benefit to having an exposed stomach in the jungle; I only see down sides. It's not a decision the character would make.

>>81815895
All bets are off when you die. The contracts end, and it would be up to his estate.

>In a brand new Jumanji adventure, four high school kids discover an old video game console and are drawn into the game's jungle setting, literally becoming the adult avatars they chose.

Two of those are crappy choices for players.

>>81816239
If this was a realistic video game that picture would just have three Rocks and one girl in it.

>>81816058
This.

>>81816108
>down sides
I'd love to see down her sides...if you know what I mean.

>>81815259
If there is no DP scene with Karen/Rock/Hart while Black jerks off in the corner I'm not interested.

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>>81815259
What is the point of the chimp sidekick standing next to The Rock?

>>81816239
So Jack Black will be a healer or some shit like that

>>81816321
>>>/pol/

>>81816307
I would love to fuck her asshole and pussy, if you catch my meaning

>>81815713
Why is the real actress always hotter than the stunt double?

>>81816359
Nigger, is this a real question?

>literal token sidekick funnyguy negro
>skinny as fuck white girl in revealing clothing
Why are the SJWs okay with this?

>>81816345
I bet you're a blast at parties.

>>81816380
No, I just realized how stupid it was after I posted it

>>81815955
central intelligence. Suck it up and do it.

>>81815914
Uh, actually the it's something like a hot girl turns into jack black and a nerd into the girl

>>81816401
They aren't. They posted the usual articles when the promo pics were shown. They don't really need to be as vocal as they need to be anymore. A lot of directors really want those liberal brownie points along with that mythical sjw audience.

>>81816422
Yeah because I don't go

>Holy shit everyone! Look right dar! Dar be a nigger at this party!!!!

>>81816549
stay triggered, humorless faggot

>>81815616
if you grow up in a country with malaria and other mosquito-carried diseases then you can develop an immunity and the ones with weak immune systems die anyway

>>81816574
Looks like we're both triggered you friendless loser.

(You) for getting triggered by blackies

Me for responding to (You)

Flop-o-Rama

>>81815393
LEECHED