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>>81808661
Pauly > Drunk Ronnie > Mike > Vinny > Sober Ronnie

OH YEAH

>>81808759
>mike
>above anybody

I don't think so

>>81808661
Vinny and Pauly were good bros.

>>81808759
>"Drunk Ronnie" and "Sober Ronnie"
Pauly > Vinny > Ronnie = Mike

>>81808759
Mike "The Situation">Pauly D + Vinny>Drunk Ronnie>Pauly D> Ronnie> Vinny

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>>81808661
Vinnie's penis size apparently rivals that of Dan "get in the van" Schnieder

GOAT shore, none of the others are even close

Anyone have that feel where you regret being born boring British ancestry white? I am just in that boat where all my friends are just...friends. We hang out and see movies, playin da vidya. Its not like we are "family" though. I might see them once a week or biweekly, then text the rest.

No, I am not in school.

Italians and Irish maybe Greeks have that bonding thing, they can literally be friends for a lifetime, they always want to go to bars together and help each other get girls, they do GTL with each other and if anyone gets into a fistfight, at minimum one will break it up after a few punches.

You go to all their weddings and they all go to yours and make embarrassing speeches and you don't even care. "Oh thats just Pauly D bein Pauly y'know feggitaboudit."

Then there are family get togethers and you evolve into a cool uncle who does the thumb trick.

Man I wish I had that life.

>>81808661
TEEEEEEEEEE

>>81810671
SHIIIRRRTT

T
SHIRT
TIIIIIIIME

>>81808732
ARE

TAX
EVASION
PRISON

BURGERS FOR DA BOYS

>you will never fall on a grenade Pauly and Vinnie set you up with

>>81810748
HEEEYAAARRR

BURGAS

FO

DA

BOYES

>>81808661
4 non-blondes.

>>81808661
What made this show so fucking good? It makes me want to reactive my Hulu account to rewatch it.

Everyday

>>81808809
atleast he is entertaing unlike vinny and ronnie

>>81811537
It's the right amount of likeable and hateable people put in 1 house and only have 1 goal wich is to get drunk and party.

>>81811537
I loved it because for me it was just a nostalgic trip growing up at the beach every summer with my group of friends

>>81808661
MANLETS

Gym - working out is good for you, improves longevity, sharpens your mind
Tan - exposure to UV rays either actual or imitation sunlight have numerous health benefits and are especially important for maintaining serotonin levels and not getting depression
Laundry - personal hygiene and household chores are signs of a mature, responsible adult. Also, proper care of your property shows conscientiousness.

Jersey Shore confirmed low key role models.

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>Sammi was kept on the show to cause problems and drama
>Vinny didn't get kicked out for being boring as shit

Could have gotten more seasons with smart cutthroat directors

>>81811932
That's why GTL is respectable as fuck. They kept a small basic routine everyday based on self-improvement.

>not being team pauly d solely out of postirony

>>81812031
I want real housedudes jersey shore

whenever they do other tv shows mainly paulyd or situation theyre still the stars of the show and hilarious

>>81812067
Pauly is a genuinely good guy. Funny, self-aware and has an ethos.

Jwoww is the only one i'd fuck out off the main cast. But if we include anyone it's definetly Ryder.

>>81812200
>>81812278
>tfw no Pauly D and the bois show

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>you will never see a reboot with this guy added to the cast

>>81812285
What's the name of the tall one with big fake tits? Jessi or something? She was hot too, and not as childish as Jwow.

2010 was stupid

>>81812302
How about Pauly D drives the Cash Cab and picks up guidos at the shore

Where's my check

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tfw no pauly vinny broship where youre the autistic baby face vinny and pauly brings you out of your shell to bang 6/10s

>>81812401
damn, I would like that

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>>81812401
They already did that, kind of, with Michael "bitch-ass fuckboi" Cera.

>>81812392
I'll give you tree fiddy for your idea

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>>81812392
>instead of asking questions he just hands them drinks and plays loud music while fist-pumping out the window and doing donuts on the street
holy shit
>google "fist-pumping" to see if it's with a dash or not
>pic related shows up

>>81812539
That was so hard to watch.

It's like they couldn't really tell it was satire, they were being so condescending to him treating him like a baby

>>81812539
>when he started speaking italian and they couldnt understand

>>81812623
I need this show in my life

Don't tell me none of these sluts have any nudes leaked or anything.

>>81810763
Underrated

>ywn GTL and fuck sloots with Pauly D and Vinny

>>81812882
I'm pretty sure they all do apart from A*gelina

>>81808809
He wasn't likable, but he was fun. Vin was like a backup dancer, and Ronnie actually made the show less fun to watch

>>81813091
post em

>>81812278

He was clearly raised properly seeing as he was the most alpha of them all and could have been the biggest dick.

>>81808837
all these opinions are check out, carry on

>>81808661
I always wanted to fuck Snooki. Still do as a matter of fact. That thick, fat little short stack, wew

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>>81815580
Same

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You gotta go to work selling them t-shirts to live in the house!

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>Mike "The Situation"
>Never explain what kind of situation

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>Vinny is talking about Ramona episode

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>>81816681
He is the situation, because wherever he is there is a situation

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Sammi looks and acts like my ex. I think that's why I hate her

>>81817841
Probably because she is a cunt and acts like a cunt.

>>81808759
Are we doing this based of who we would want to cum inside of us the most?
Ronnie > Vinny > Mike > Pauly
Pauly D is the one I would marry, though.

Cabs are heehya

>>81808759
Mike is below shit tier.

>>81810640
>tfw I have that bond with my friends
feels good man

bumpbumpbump

TIME TO WAKE UP