>Half billion less than 4 days

>>81808455
HOW WILL DKEKS EVER RECOVER

APOROGISE

>>81808455
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE

LMAO MARLELS BTFO

REDDIT BTFO

and still, a bunch of mouth-breathers here were calling it a DOA film just before it opened. bet those same retards are the ones that say the same about Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

It's fun to see people being wrong.

We did it family!

>>81808485
nah this has disney BTFO for years to come. If they want to beat this they need to stop hiring blacks and shoving females in the lead spot.

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>>81808455
>2003
>Be successful main-stream rapper
>Not as good as Jay-Z, Eminem or 50 but still notable
>Accept a role offer in a sequel of a semi-successful car movie
>Literally have 10 minute Screentime
>14 years later I'm still doing the same role
>mfw I'm literaly part of the Car-Avengers team: doing car-skydiving, racing Russian Submarines, doing Heists Rio and Abu Dhabi

>>81808590
Literally the Opposite of JUST

Guardians, Pirates, Thor, and Last Jedi will beat it

count on it

>>81808590
guarantee up for Oscar before 2020 for his role in FasTEN The Furious

>>81808698
>Guardians,
Maybe
>Pirates,
Doubt it
>Thor, and
Not a chance
>Last Jedi
With absolute ease

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>>81808590
>>81808686
>>81808737

Truly touched by some Rap Deity

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/john-singleton-reveals-how-ja-rule-blew-his-chance-to-be-in-2-fast-2-furious/


>Ja got too big for himself. He turned it down. He turned down a half a million dollars,” Singleton said. “He got 15 grand to be in the first movie. He was really big at that time. I guess Murder Inc. was throwing out hits and were making money hand over foot. He was acting like he was too big to be in the sequel. He wouldn’t return calls. I went to the studio to go see him — that’s just my mantra, I deal with a lot of music people. He was kinda playing me to the side and I was like, ‘What? What is this shit?’ This was all initiated by me. I then made a call. I called Ludacris. I said, ‘Hey, Luda, I haven’t met you before, but I like what you’re doing right now.’ Luda was all humble, excited to meet me. I said, ‘I’m doing this movie and I’m wondering if you want to be a part of it.’ He goes, ‘What? Yeah! Anything you do I want to be a part of.’ That’s how Ludacris got in 2 Fast 2 Furious, and the rest is history.

>Ja Rule not doing 2 Fast 2 Furious changed Ludacris’s life,” Singleton said. “Years later I saw Ja Rule at the Source Awards and we joked about it. I took him under my arm and said, ‘Man, when I call you, you listen. I ain’t calling you for no bullshit.’ He said, ‘Yeah, man, I’m sorry about that.’ He apologized. I love Ja. I still think Ja has a lot of personality and can come back in a different way.”

>>81808590
it could have been Ja Rule but he turned it down

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>>81808857
NOOOOO MONICAAAAAA

Disney spent 4 billion buying Star Wars and they're about to be BTFO by this direct-to-DVD series. Feminism yay!

I'm glad they went full retard with it.

I've only seen one of them and it was alright.

>>81808455
They're getting too much shit for continuing the franchise after Walker died.
For normies that shit's about as distasteful as you can get.
Granted, that's kinda being balanced out by the novelty of Diesel being the antagonist of this one.

I'm thinking 900mil worldwide gross, with a 100mil opening weekend.

>>81808455
>Perfect World Pictures
>China Film Group
And it's all being pocketed by the chinks.

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>>81809033

>>81808590
>Joined the Franchise in a lame as sequel
>Waited enough to became best selling Franchise of all time

Furthering solidifying the proof that while male protagonists are becoming obsolete. Maybe Kathleen Kennedy is on to something.

>>81809813
Except both Vin and Dwayne both look "what race are they?" Which helps

>>81809897
Dwayne clearly isn't white tho

>>81809897
Vin is clearly Hispanic and Dwayne is black as evident by /pol/'s "one drop" rule.

Cry harder white boi. This isn't your industry anymore.

fuckin normies and slanties

>>81808455
They did what marvel did - they found a movie formulat that people love, and are making that same movie over and over again.

>>81809975
>Vin is clearly Hispanic
He's half-Italian, half-black

>>81809975
Except the fact it was the transporter lite the movie.

Just watched.

Based F8 ended with a Christian prayer for all the good things in life, Don got a kid and everyone is happily married or searching for a wife. How can one car franchise be this based?

>>81808590
>>81808455

The hilarious thing is how they completely changed the characters over time

Ludacris went from organizing street-races in Miami to elite hacker and tech-specialist.

Tyrese went from hardened Thug to comic relief guy who cracks jokes every 10 seconds.

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>>81808455
>capeshit btfo
>starshit btfo
>weebshit btfo
How will nu-males ever recover?

I watched it yesterday. It's a really good movie.
Roman's banter is fun as fuck.

>>81808590
>ludacris
Well exactly

>>81810363
Bet Charlize is a highlight as well.

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>>81808455
13 out of the 29 billion dollar movies were made by Disney

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>>81810292
they all changed. They fucking struggled trying to steal that truck in the first movie, which got Vince shot. Now I bet you they could do that in less than a minute. Its gone to shit, its just bro-tier movies, with cars, girls, and action

>>81812337
And yet Disney spent Billions just to make Billions. Avatar and Titanic and the Fast and Furious Series were all original productions no one had to spend billions for.

>>81812874
My boy Pablo always remained the same character. So did Mia.

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>>81808590
Holy shit

why wont they go to space already?

>some random villain from early movies kidnaps that black guy and takes him to moonbase
>"its all about family"
>everyone flies to space in corona shaped rocket and their cars are strapped to its side

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>>81814747
They're saving that for 10.

minorities fucking love this shit

>>81808455

GARBAGE MOVIE FOR CHINKS

>>81808455
>you lived long enough to watch Vin Diesel single handedly end Star Memes
oh wow
I love Latinos now!

T-the movie industry is dying guys, stop pirating!

>>81814890
Fuck it, why not? Time to turn my brain off.

>>81810132
>He's half-Italian, half-black
Sicilian?

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>>81808455
How much more full-retard can the sequels go? I love the franchise btw

>>81808590
LUDA

>>81815586

He said half, not full.

>>81815842
>F10: FasTEN your seatbelt

So, can anyone who watched these films sum up their finales? I only saw last two.

>city wide car-drone warfare
>racing against a nuclear missle submarine on ice in Russia

>>81808588
>implying Disney won't buy the F&F franchise

>>81815987
>not "Fas10 the Furious"

>>81815987
>>81816214
>forgot10 the furious

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>>81816037
>Fast 1
Brian lets Dominic go
>Fast 2
Brian takes down cuban drug lord, fucks eva mendes
>Tokyo Drift
Dominic shows up to race Alabama Drifter in Tokyo
>Fast 4
Dominic and Brian take down mexican drug lord, avenging Letty. Dominic decides to turn himself in to the authorities. Brian and Mia break him out.
>Fast 5
Hubbs lets Dominic and Co. go after they steal a shit ton of money from a brazilian drug lord
>Fast 6
Dominic and Co. take down Owen Shaw, which as a payment gets their police records cleaned and they go back to the house they owned in Fast 1
>Fast 7
They take down Deckard Shaw, Brian decides to retire along with Mia from Dominc's gang.

>>81813290

So?

>>81810329
C-can we pray for a new Riddick movie Diesel-san?

>>81816955
Next one is coming out next year.

>>81808455
Are these films even good?

I remember seeing a couple of them when I was younger, maybe seen 2 of them.

My gf is obsessed with this franchise so I go with her to watch these movies.

This is legitmately the most baffling "ramp up" in terms of stakes and direction I've ever seen in media.

From street boys who race at night and steal DVDs to fucking tank/submarine dodging Avengers.

hey isnt that half of what gta 5 made in a single day

>>81817279
They are entertaining as fuck. Fast Five is the only one that is legitimately good.

That one is almost on par with the greatest action movies of old. Not as good as Die Hard, just as good as Cobra or Commando.

>>81808590
Meanwhile Feminem is at his worst in every way imaginable now and 50 Cent has been missing since Candy Shop.
I always liked Ludacris the most.

>>81810142
Hollywood is so fucked up that the only conservatives portrayed as good are bank robbing street car racers

>>81817797
He's a great rapper.

>>81817666
Games are much more expansive than movie tickets retard

>>81810142
>Don

>>81817797
>Feminem is at his worst in every way imaginable

Do you know how fucking rich that guy is? Entrepreneur and made business with his money, not just pissed it all away.

>>81817797
Eminem, Luda and Lil Wayne did a song for Furious 6.

>>81817949
his last album was great too

This movie will become the highest grossing film of all time

>>81817228
Gruddamn zarjaz, man!

>>81808588
If anything this movie's success means they should hire more blacks.

>>81818042
until fast 9 comes out

>>81808588
But this movie's cast is nothing but blacks, Mexicans and other minorities.

>>81819611
That is who goes to the movies. The rest of us (white people) are working to pay taxes to refill their EBT card.

>>81819631
>That is who goes to the movies.

Then that's who Disney will make movies for.

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>>81808455

Are these movies even good?

I only watched the first one and one that was supposed to be in Rio de Janeiro but was clearly and retardedly recorded in some carribean/american city.

Which ones should I watch and which ones should I skip?

>>81819865
Watch All Of Them. No Question.

>>81819865
Watch them all, in order of release, no skips

it's better with friends at least the first time to really enjoy how retarded they are
tbqh the first 4 I would say are fairly grounded, then it escalates rapidly from there

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>>81819631
DOES EBT CARD COVER THEATER FOOD, HOW ABOUT CRABLEGS?

CAN I TIP MY MAN JAMAL WITH IT