How much lower can americunt tv go?

>>81805591

the problem isn't that these people are on tv

the problem is that they exist at all

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>>81805591

shitting your self in america is extremely common

If you have american friends they will have stories about shitting them selves or know a few people who have

you will also here them say things like this on a regular basis

"I think I shit myself"
"I almost made it"
"that was a close one"
"I hope that was a fart"

sometimes while you are walking down a street one will stand completely still and say
"ah not again"

>>81805827
S H A R T

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I'd still rather watch these fat fucking monsters shit themselves and have a team of cleaners for their weekly bath time than sit through any of the Netflix Marvel shows.

wow what is this young mans name?

>>81805827
Tfw I've actually shat myself as an adult
I was at home though in the bathroom taking a piss and for whatever reason I've developed this habit of forcing out any "pending farts" while taking a leak and that one time I just pushed too hard and it was also liquid shit so there's that too
It was a little humiliating

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>>81805837

I N

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>>81805591
>he doesn't shit himself daily

Its a cultural thing. If you're fat and can shit yourself freely in America, its indication youre so powerful people will clean you up/you don't care what anyone thinks.

Its like how fatties were kings and nobility in classic times.

>>81805591

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JSDHFTvuPM

>>81805994
M A R T

Where can I watch the full episodes if I'm not a murrican?

>>81806073

first day on the internet?

>>81805591
When I flew to New York from London an American shit himself within the first hour. It was really bad, he sat there in his filth while everyone around him complained of a smell.

Eventually the air hostess girl had to ask him if he needs to go to the toilet. The captain eventually turned the plane around.

Cut my holiday short by 2 days, fucking cunt

PANTS

NICE AND SHITTED

>>81806159
>vacationing in the US
>in a small town, clearly a visitor
>walking down the street
>native Americans keep turning my way and staring at me sternly while shitting their overalls with really loud noises and a horrible stench
It's a weird fucking country man

>>81806159

when I was in Amsterdam a few Americans where high at another table and laughing at their friend because he shit himself

I puked up my coffee due to the smell, It was like the bottom of a bin on a hot day

>>81806022
jesus christ

He doesn't have enough willpower to be normal man, how the fuck do they think he will manage to lose weight and transition?