Ey /tv/, remember your first blowjob?

Not really, no.

>>81804739

Watch it, Paulie

>>81804739
Yeah, i remember

>>81805191
How long did it take for him to come?

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Ive never had one

>>81805191
>>81805213
>samefag

>>81804739
>19
>tinder sloot
>first time getting dick wet
>couldn't get hard
>she laughed at me

I await the day I won't have to remember

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>>81804739

>be 19 at family weekend gathering
>everyone outside at the pool having fun
>get headache and go inside and lay on couch
>drunk aunt stumbles in from the pool, sits on and and falls off armrest on top of me, unaware I was there
>instantly asleep and curls up on top of me
>try to get out from under her, motion wakes her slightly
>head right next to crotch, mumbles uncles name, undoes fly and blows till I pop
>falls asleep again right afterward

The back of the couch was facing sliding glass doors leading out to the yard and pool. Cousins were literally cannonballing into the water as I was getting blown. To this day nobody had a fucking clue.

>>81805351
Wrong faggot

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>>81805213
How long did it take for the goy to come.

>>81805351
How long did it take the guy to cum?

>>81805191
>>81805213
>samefags
>still fucks it up

kill you're committed suicide

>>81805548
reddit.com/r/ThatHappened /10.

Would downvote again.

>>81805694
Do you even English faggot?

Yeah, way too much teeth. Hurt more than anything.

>>81804739
Yeah. It wasn't worth it. I sucked it for at least 10 minutes until I tasted the cum in my mouth.
That's when I learned autofellatio feels less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking dick.

Yes. 30y old fashion designer/dancer sucked my dick in her atelier like a pro, truly something that teenage girls just don't grasp.

>>81805809
so tell her not to use her teeth u autistic fuck

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LEAVE THE FUCKING CHEESE ON THE FLOOR!

>>81805219
This, but I have phimosis and a curved dick so I'm really self concious about getting one

>>81805996
>her

>>81806068
ask a whore to bite it off

>>81806052
I STICK MOTHERFUCKING PROVOLOGNE IN MY SOCKS AT NIGHT

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What did HBO GO mean by this?

>>81805987
But sucking dick is fun

>>81804739
No, I actually don't.

>>81806382
UP IN THE CLUB

>>81806382
>Dr Melfi
>Her own therapist
>the rapist
clever

>>81806352
>PROVOLOGNE

wew

Nope, only hand jobs by me

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>>81804739
jokes on you ive never even been hugged before

No. That joke would not work with me.

>>81806864
thats_the_joke.gif

It was the town faggot that gave me my first blowjob when I was 9

>>81805715
how do you even know about these subreddits you faggot ass redditor