PAN NICE AND HOT

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>>81803556

>recently moved into a house with an electric stove top
>can no longer cook food properly

Fuck this gay earth.

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R A W W W

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>>81803607

>tfw no jet engine stovetop

I've watched a load of Kitchen Nightmares US on Youtube and some Junior Masterchef and my opinion of Ramsay has gone up even more

He's a genuinely nice bloke to people that can't cook because they've had no formal training, and gives people who SHOULD know how to cook a real good kick up the arse

>>81803740
>He's a genuinely nice bloke
i stopped reading there. bollocks.

>>81803695

That's fucking ridiculous.

How do you not immediately burn anything you cook on a stove like that?

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MUD

NICE AND HOT

>>81803796

Might be for a wok.

>>81803796
looks like a wok burner

>>81803796
>How do you not immediately burn anything you cook on a stove like that?
you usually would put a pan or a pot between the flames and your food.

>>81803607
>city wide black out
>literally can't cook anything nor go out to eat

>>81803851
But does it really taste that good? I imagine this dude's cooking must taste phenomenal seeing as he has his own little thriving egg setup in an area that's probably flooded with street food - but I'm just not seeing how a fried egg sandwich with some shallots and a sprinkle of salt can be in such high demand. Is it the quality of the eggs themselves?

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>>81804063
looks bland as fuck
an egg sandwich needs this to be even remotely palatable

>>81804063

It's street food, dude.

It's something you grab for cheap on your way to or from work or on your way home from drinking. It's not supposed to be an exquisite meal.

>>81804089
Then why the fuck is he being filmed in such a way as to indicate he's India's version of the soup Nazi? Is the idiot director really that impressed by an Indian man with a shit attitude surrounded by eggs?

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FOR YOU CHEF

>>81804172
Uh you don't get to bring chefs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU&feature=youtu.be

BOTULISM NICE AND JUiCY

>>81804120
He's just being filmed. There's no artifice there, no shit attitude, it's just a guy who most likely passes his entire day surrounded by eggs and who has a certain mastery of his craft that means he could do it with his eyes closed, hence his bored looked. He also most likely isn't filmed every time he makes a sandwich. You're getting confused over nothing here.

>is that gold leaf on the chocolate cake?
>yes chef
>and you mined the gold yourself, yes?
>w-well of course not chef
>unbelievable

>c'mereyou. Woss iss?
Chicken tendies chef

>did you make this?
No chef. My mommy did.

>f**k me...

>>81804254
I'm not even big on cooking but this fucker gives me irrational anger.

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NITROGEN

NICE AND COLD

>>81804063
>I imagine this dude's cooking must taste phenomenal seeing as he has his own little thriving egg setup in an area that's probably flooded with street food

I think you're forgetting how densely-populated some third world counties are

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>NICE AND HOT
>OVERCOOKED THE RISOTTO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1dBTqm90A4

Kino

>>81805629
>literally a copypasta of Jiro Dreams of Sushi

what a fucking joke

>>81804172

HEAD. NICE AND HOT.

>These eggs, did you lay them yourself?
>That's impossible chef
>Fuckin' Christ

>>81803607
>being such a bad cook that it's the stove's fault and not yours
Back to /ck/, you cu/ck/

>>81806259

Electric stove tops will always be inferior to gas. Just the way it is.

>>81803851
>recording this like it's something special in any way, shape or form
Ey lmao

>>81803556
"Oh, fuck off you, you fat useless sack of yankee-dankee-doodle shite."

OLIVE OIL

NICE AND GREASY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoV7lw7YBG4

>>81806297
So? It's not like your food will be any different because of that small detail.

>>81804063
>eating chicken abortions

>Are these ice cube fresh?
>No they are frozen.
>Aw, Fuck me!

>>81805370
Fuck this guy
>lets make a burger and chips
>makes chips out of liquid nitrogen frosted baby seal dicks and a burger that's beef flavoured ice cream with a bun made of wheat germ foam

Such faggotry

>>81806410
You have no idea how big the difference is

>>81806410

Oh it absolutely will. Will the meal be ruined? Of course not. But there's no denying that there is an appreciable difference.

>>81805370
Watched a TV episode of him making the best chili. Takes fucken 3 days. What do you even mean?

>>81806297
You can get a flat bottomed wok that helps. It takes longer to heat up but once you get the temperature right you can really fry.

Wok am I talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL5sZIfs8YM

Tell me when you went "wtf" the first time.

>>81804254
>the jarlifter
>not the grabby weckglas pulley

>>81806410
I bet you bbq with coal instead of propane too.

>>81805291
lel

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What makes a pan "nice" beyond the virtue of being hot?

>>81805756
This 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGZgvMwjq2U

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>>81806611

>7 minutes to make slop

>>81806611
How the hell can anybody eat that? After all that juice it's gotta be soggy slime under all that shit. Fucking disgusting.

>>81803851
i want this
i love eggs

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>>81806611

>>81806909
Yeah, it took your mom 9 months though.

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>>81806998

>>81806611
so in viewing this and the various webms that are posted here frequently, I think I can safely assume that 85% of the Mexican diet is crisp/chip based?

THE FUCKING BASS IS FUCKING RAW

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>>81806998

>>81804172
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A FAT USELESS SACK OF YANKEE-DANKEE-DOODLE SHITE

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>>81806611
MOTHERFUCKERS PUTTING GUMMY WORMS ON IT

>>81806611
This is compost - you're not meant to eat it. Where would you even start?

>>81806611
you really should build that wall

is it hard to learn how to cook?

>>81807345
No, you just follow instructions at first

>>81807487

This.
Once you get to the point where you realize you can add the eggs to your Ramen AFTER you boil the noodles you can start to see how things come together

>>81806526
>>81806531
Lmao, dunno what this pretentiousness gets you, but feel superior because of it, I guess.
I cooked with both and unless you're mentally handicapped, you're dish won't be any different

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"amazing"

>>81806611
Look at that plating kino towards the end.

>>81806526
>>81806531
>no arguments
>literally just 'nuh uh, you're wrong'
Explain in minute detail instead, please

>>81807345

How come you don't know how to cook?

>>81807345

90% of cooking a good meal is just proper preparation of the ingredients.

>>81807764
>asking someone to explain the chemistry of food - a topic that entire textbooks are devoted to - in a single post
>on /tv/

>>81807834
>90% of cooking a good meal is just proper preparation of the ingredients
What a weirdly specific and false way to describe cooking.

>>81807866
Lmao
>explaining chemistry of cooking
Again
El oh el, just admit that you are a fart sniffing douche with no arguments of your own and who just regurgitates what he heard elsewhere and blindly follows that

>>81807927

Again
>wanting food chemistry explained to you on /tv/ in a single post
It is not my job to share the knowledge that's taken a lifetime to acquire.

>>81807873

Nah. Throwing something in the oven, or onto a stovetop or grill, is easy as fuck. Putting together everything else that you need to make that into an actual meal (like sides, spices, and sauces) is where most of the "work" lies.

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>>81806611
>*drenches everything on the platter*

>>81806611
dat THICCC ass working the register tho

>>81806611
>that girl in the red shirt

THICC

>>81807834
>90%
At least. Maybe even 91% or 92% if it gets wild.

>>81808178
>>81808200
thatś fat not thick

>>81803851
This dude's Indian,and I can tell you that these things taste amazing.
Also,they're called "Bread Omelette" instead of egg sandwiches haha

>>81803796
the flame is blue which means its not very hot tho

>>81803607
You can cook just fine with modern electric stove tops.

>>81806611
when they going to start building that wall

>>81806788
Clean - ready for oil.

>>81803556
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Luyla4FavTI

>>81803796
That is like a standard stove in Asia, may man.
Even Chinese street food vendors will have large propane tanks under their trolley to stir-fry their noodles with a flame like that.

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>>81806297
nigger detected.

>>81808909
You say that like American "cuisine" is any better.

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>>81809204
are you serious. which would you rather have?

>>81809204
our taco bell is better

>>81809273
The way this cunt breaks eggs annoys the hell out of me. It's really such an innocuous thing to get pissed off about, but you can just tell he thinks he's so "pro"

>>81809267
I'll take the burgers, remove the buns

>>81809385
I saw 'crazyrussianhacker' on youtube take the yolk out with a plastic bottle in a second. This is annoying indeed.

>>81809267
A REAL AMERICAN TREAT
MAGA
https://youtu.be/8o7E3ioJ9Ek

>>81809267

>promo images of fast food

That Mexican garbage is fucking disgusting, but come the fuck on man.

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>>81809458
In N Out is good.

>>81809446
Why did he jizz all over it?

>>81809485

Agreed, but posting images specifically meant to make the food look good and asking "Which would you prefer?" is disingenuous.

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>>81803556
ZA, NICE N DOUGHY

>>81803607
ELECTRIC IS FUCKING CANCER

IF YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE GET PROPANE PUT IN YOU ABSOLUTE PLEB

ITS MOSTLY PEOPLE STUCK IN APARTMENT BUILDINGS THAT CAN ONLY GET ELECTRIC

>>81809446
My god, you guys and the Scottish need to check yourselves

>>81809485
its good for a fast food burger
i was extremely let down

>>81809560

goddamn that looks gross

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NICE AND JUICY

>>81809527
sorry dad I'll post the real thing next time. how about I put secret sauce on my asshole and you lick it off

>>81809621
>sorry dad

I love you, son

>>81809609
it's so fucking undercooked it's writing a diary in the attic!

>>81809609
but it's raw. I cringed

>>81806373
How did he make ramseyboy cry?
Was the oil to cold?

>>81803796

You move it around so it cooks extremely fast. This is stir-frying. Most restaurants use flames that are hotter than your average gas burner, since they need to cook things faster and en masse

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KINO
I
N
O

>>81809560
everything is electric in the shithole know as florida

>>81809731
same in cali

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>''''''''american cuisine'''''''''

>>81809668
marco didnt make gordon ramsay cry
he made himself cry
that was his choice: to cry

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>>81809731
IF YOU DONT HAVE NAT GAS PIPES BURIED IN YOUR STREET TO HOOK UP TO, ITS YOUR GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO GET A PROPANE TANK

IF YOU OWN THE HOUSE AND THE LOT FUCK EVERYBODY, GET U A GAS STOVE

>>81809788

he'll never be able to get rid of that smell of onions

>>81809762
>this is what foreigners actually believe we eat

>>81809560
There's nothing wrong with that pizza.

>>81809861
>There's nothing wrong with that pizza.

Pizza is not supposed to be thick you fat disgusting american

>>81809861
There is. The crust is huge and fluffy and in the middle if a bowl of cheese.

>>81809267
I'd rather starve tbfrank

>>81809887
>>81809893
Ramsay shills detected. That pizza was voted the best in Denver.

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>>81809861
AU CONTRAIRE

ITS FUCKING

R
A
W

>>81806611
How would you eat this, knife and fork?

I would have just stopped at the chips

>>81809924
>That pizza was voted the best in Denver.

Not the pizza in picture posted you literal-fucking-Mongoloid

>>81809435
Moving it from shell to shell is the proper way to do it, the bottle trick is a buzzfeed "hack".
Jack is just devoid of manual skills or common sense.

>>81809924
I would rather have pizza hut's 555 deal

>>81809609

I'm getting Diarrhea just by looking at this

>>81809951
>How would you eat this, knife and fork?

Cut my throat with the knife

>>81809980
>>81809988
.03 beef wellingtons have been deposited into your mouth

>>81809413
I'm sure you say that to reduce the amount of carbs in the meal. I've switched to no carb for about a month and a half and lost 40 pounds, it's fucking crazy, but my question is, how is it possible to eat out when literally everything is served on or with bread? Take tour example. I did that once, got a grilled chicken sandwich from whataburger, removed the buns and ate it like that, it was so unfilfilling and messy, I would rather not have that stuff at all than eat it like that. Also I think I'm plateauing at 160, can't really lose below that and I know I have plenty of fat reserves to get rid of

>>81810014

zero (0) cooking skill has been documented to your "Skills and Abilities" folder

>>81809843
At least one of you does, and he's got 6 million followers to his educational channnel.

>>81810039
160 WHAT KINDA MANLET ARE YOU

YOU NEED TO LIFT, SCALE WEIGHT IS MEANINGLESS ITS ABOUT BODY COMPOSITION

>>81809692

>saw the spillage coming
>then the oils not even hot

fuck me

>>81809810
Why did he make that choice?

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>moving out next month
>hardly any experience cooking
>tfw no gf

>>81806440
>abortions
more like periods actually

>>81810095
I feel that I'm too fat, I want to turn myself into a hungry skeleton and then work out from there, I think that would work better than starting to Carbo load and chug protein shakes right now given I'm recovering from being a 200 pound sack of shit

>>81805629
>>81805756
how?

also this guy shows you can probably achieve the same success as Jiro, without being anywhere near as autistic

Where the fuck does one even learn how to cook? Should I take a class? Work at a restaurant?

>>81803851
Every time he looked up at the camera I felt like he was looking right at me, just daring me to say something about his ridiculous egg sandwich.

>>81810039
If you're eating junk food removing carbs is the least of your concern you memefaddiet following skinnyfatfuck.

>>81810206
look up tutorials on youtube you fucking mong

>>81810192
THATS DUMB WASTE OF TIME, PUT ON MUSCLE ASAP IT BURNS FAT 24/7 AND PUTS YOUR HORMONES IN ORDER

>>81810135
seems like a good time to move out then lad. Necessity is the best teacher. Would recommend a couple good knives and buying a small 'pantry' before moving out. Also learn how to chop onions, peppers etc.

Also if you're implying a gf will cook for you endlessly ive got some bad news for you

>>81810206
no if you want consistent home cooking with cheap ingredients classes are a bad idea

in short aim to cook loads of chillis, curries, pastas, caseroles, paellas etc. Basically if it can be made in one pan cheaply then that should be what you're aiming for

For special occasions learn how to do roast dinners and fry off salmon and steaks.

Do people seriously not know how to cook? Is it not taught in school in non-Australian countries or something?

>>81810089
6 million poverty stricken hillbillies. I can find better food for 5 dollars here in California.

>>81806499
Only he never did that

>>81807345
oh yes. I frequent /ck/, I watch cooking shows and guides in my spare time, I can't took a chicken breast without it being dry. Can't cook a meal without using 3 pans/pots and several utensils. To make stuff taste good you need fresh ingredients like herbs that will wilt in 2 days unless you use them up, but you only had enough ingredients for that one single serving dish.

cooking just fucking sucks. The meme where "anything I make is better than what I can buy out, AND it's cheaper!" must be fibbers. I can get a chicken breast I think tastes good, without having to do dishes, for under $5

>>81807927
Other guy obviously doesn't know why, but he's right. Gas stoves heat the food up quicker and apply heat more evenly because the flames reach around the pan instead of just heating on one point. It's no complex chemistry shit.

>>81810444
I wonder why the entire coil gets red hot. It must be lying

>>81810199
>how

not him but you're a fool if you can't see the parallels between Jiro and that shit

>>81810482
COIL ELEMENTS ARE PURE 100% SHIT, THEN THEY PUT THE COILS UNDER GLASS WHICH IS ALSO SHIT

INDUCTION IS THE ONLY DECENT OPTION IF YOU'RE STUCK WITH ELECTRICAL

KILL PEOPLE FOR GAS THOUGH, THE ONLY WAY TO COOK

>>81810492
might be because it's a similar subject matter

Look!

LOOK!!

What the F U C K

>>81810706

cinematography up to the Michelin part is 1:1

>>81805629
did this fucker sniff helium before shooting that film or what?

>>81810366

Guess not. We had cooking courses in highschool but it didn't do shit to me cuz my parents taught me to cook since I was 10 so everything the school had to offer I already knew. It was fun to just fuck around and still get top grades from it.

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>beyond boiling point
>gets a deal to use ____ brand apples
>he uses regular ass apples with a spoon of ____ brand apples
>gets ten thousand dollars

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>>81803556
'GO

NICE AND 'ZA

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>>81810850
These would look edited if they weren't so low quality

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>>81810865
>NOT MY ZA

NUKE CHICAGO

>>81810865
Oh, NOW I understand they call it a "pizza pie". Fucking a I thought they were just being autists.

>>81810844
Had cooking classes in middle school but never cooked at home because cooking is fucking boring. Nowadays whenever you buy any package of meat there's literally instructions on the packaging so this whole meme about "oooh you know how to cook whooaaa" is pure autism.

>>81810865
>carbs fat and sugary tomato paste w/zero fiber

america needs to stop peddling their shitty interpretations of food

>>81810865
What's wrong with Americans?

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>>81803607
So much this. Fuck them.
>cooking a chicken breast breast
>stove is at like 5
>leave it to brown before putting it in the oven
>come back to a a cloud of smoke and a burnt breast

>>81803607
Try to get an induction stovetop, it's literally the next best thing.

>>81811059
>leaving your food unattended

It's the stoves fault you're a retard.

>>81810865
That's fucking disgusting, thanks USA.

> YOU THERE
> Yes chef?
> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ANIMATED MUSICAL FROM THE PAST 3 YEARS?
> F-frozen?
> THIS PLACE, UNBELIEVABLE!

>>81811202
Never happened to me on an gas stove, and it was for like 5 minutes

>>81811270
>Never happened to me on an gas stove, and it was for like 5 minutes

It's still 100% your fault. Had you been there the food wouldn't have burned.

>>81810865
the cheese seeped out of the first pizza like cum does out of a pussy

>>81809762
>dem strawberries at the end

dying

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Booya: job done.

>>81806410
>>81806259
>>81807628
yea when you don't cook anything that has to be even or cooked to a precise time you won't know hte difference

you're right, nobody should use induction or gas, everyone just eats ramen like you, you fucking mongoloid

>>81811299
Doesn't change the fact that electric stoves suck and burn food too fast

>>81809762
Whats with all the hate for Chef Scalfani all of a sudden?

>>81804254
is that guy tall or is Jack a manlet?

>>81805629
been there, he's better than the others in the shopping centre but he's incredibly overrated

it's like Franklin's BBQ in Austin, it's a 10/10 but you can get 9.8/10 BBQ down the street without waiting in a 4 hour line. Fuck that bullshit

>>81810206
buy some cookbooks you mong

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>>81810135
>wanting a woman to cook for you

there's a reason all the best chefs are men

>>81809788
that's retarded and slower than cutting them the proper way

>>81809887
>food has to be made one way and if there are any variations then it's an abomination


Did your mother drink while she was pregnant with you?

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>>81809560
>>81807684
>*Stirs food around plate*
*Oh god. Look at that*
>*Mixes torn bits and pieces together*
*Fucking hell, look at the color. Its like someone's been sick on my plate"
*Brings 1/10th of a mouthful to his mouth*
>*Spits it back onto the plate*
Terrible. There's some serious problems in this kitchen"
>Covers face for 10 seconds
"Thanks darling"

>>81810865
now THIS is a real pizza

>>81811902
>"Thanks darling"
*SLAPS ASS*
*SHE GETS WET*

>>81811906
GO ZA IS AN INSULT TO ALL ZA

>>81803607
Then why don't you get a portable gas stove?

>>81811960
Reposting a classic:


>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic.

>>81810014
his beef wellington recipe was really good when I did it for new years.
I'd pass on the chestnuts desu desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXIPhxL5XA

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HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKbgQ7LlVw

>>81812037
i did it for news years too. i used hazlenuts instead of chest nuts. it was really tasty.

>>81803556
MEME

DANK AND STALE

>>81806611
Is this supposed to taste like anything? Is every ingredient essential or the choice is left in the hands of the chef?

>>81812074
Is this fridgebro

>>81812074
Does this guy really live like this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Q3t7AOniI

>that guy dying of alcohol poisoning 1m in

>>81812235
yep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>81806297
Induction ≈ gas >>>>> rest

>>81812314
oh nono

induction>gas by far

the only con is a top tier full stove+range is expensive. the rest is all pros

>faster to heat up
>can't really burn yourself on the countertop
>very even temperature and heat area
>won't blow your house to smithereens if something goes wrong
>the paper towel trick

shits cash

>>81812314
>>81812476
show me some induction cooking videos in action

>>81812506
tech info thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izM2nGAp0Vo

wok based cooking thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz7KzRzuRAQ

>>81812698
looks good but I bet the prices are similar to buying a rocket in comparison to other stoves

>>81806611
I really wan't to see some fat mexican destroying his life eating this pile of shit

>>81812698
do they still shatter if you drop stuff on them?

>>81806611
That would give me the atomic shits. I feel sick after eat only a couple of doritos

>>81812781
you can get countertop induction hotplates for about $60 if you ever wanna mess with it, but a full stove and range is like 3x the cost of an electric so yeah
>>81812801
not any worse than a glasstop electric

>>81812235
I knew two girls who used to live houses like that. One had just the kitchen like that, and one had the whole house excepts the kitchen like that.

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>>81803556
>tfw to sensitive too cinnamon

>>81812939
did you fuck them on top of a pile of trash?

>>81806297
>>81803607
Isn't it just a means of heating up whatever you cook in? How does it make a difference?

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Left or right?

>>81813147
NEITHER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

>>81813147
Did someone vomit on that first plate?

>>81812476
>paper towel trick
?

>>81813180
induction ranges are magnetic, so you can put a paper towel between the bottom of the pan and the cooktop so if you have spillage or splatter you don't have to clean it up

>>81813147
Left didn't do the second fold, right is not really an omelette.

>>81813175
>tried it this morning
>overdid the thing he does at 1:40
>ended up with a klingomelet

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>>81813255

>>81813175
mmm give me the chive frenchdaddy

>>81813054
god i wish haha

>>81813232
Why the fuck is any of that?
I honestly couldn't tell a single topping they threw on that poor corn.

>>81806499
His lasagna from Waitrose was one of the best store bought lasagnas I ever came across (and I know my lasagnas). The fucks stopped stocking it though because it was outselling their own range. Such bullshit.

>>81813327
it starts with fake butter and grated cheese

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>>81813264

what the hell

>>81813175
ok you co/ck/suckers won't the fork kill the pan that way?

>>81813232
>>81813264
Porquè?

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>>81813264

>>81803556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmFt4Ov7l7M best Gordon moment
>the way he whispers into the guy's ear.

>>81813421
It's not a teflon coated pan

>>81813457
this place is such a fucking dump.
pro-tip from a NYer:
Don't go to Times Square ever.

>>81806611
wtf is that disgusting shit near his ear

>>81813421
nah

although this vid is really old and he might not have known, it doesn't matter much because a good high quality non stick can be used with metal utensils

>Le angry manlet chef with bleached hair
Boring show desu

>>81813445
its tongue really long

>>81813495
Hey man, fucking your mum night after night gets pretty boring but I do it anyway.

>>81807684
you can tell he's aware of how much people reacted to that. its clear he looked at the script and made a huge fucking groan.

i recently saw a video with him in it where he says it and does this big sigh before.

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>>81809692
>so much corn starch on the hot dog that the batter doesn't stick
>spills the batter like a retard
>oil not hot

Is this what being triggered feels like?

>>81813461
>>81813491
can I use a wooden spoon to get the same effect? My pans are barely bigboy pans

>>81810192
How tall are you seriously?

>>81813495
man the cut off for manlet keeps getting higher and higher huh

6 1 is now manlet hmmmm

>>81813457
He really hated that guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXXAMaffQbM

>>81813559
yep, just try to not use too much of the spoon if it's big

>>81813577
WHERE'S

THE OKONOMIYAKI

SAUCE

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jesus

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Who likes eating Barber Shop?

>>81813577
how?

>>81806611
For the 2020 election Trump should just show this video.

>>81813577
full pacman

>>81813668
>fried with kebab meat, greens, and gouda

sounds good, the american equivalent would be...carne asada fries I guess? which is a west coast thing

Has anyone ever actually eaten at Hell's Kitchen? Do they let normies in?

What if Gordon saw this?

https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

>>81813576
6'2" is the manlet cut off. At 5'9” I'm Dinklage tier.

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That'll be $80 + tip

>>81813676
>make the fried rice for omurice (recipes vary greatly)
>make a very soft french style omelette without the chives
>put it over the rice, cut it open so it butterflies out over the rice
>top with ketchup or omurice sauce/okonomiyaki sauce

the jaques pepin video i linked earlier has a perfect omelette recipe for this, aside from the chives
>>81813778
this guy is a g

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>nachos
>gummy worms
>Pocky

>>81806611

>>81813726
Hell's Kitchen is just a set if that's what you mean.
Otherwise I think you need to be in the area to be an extra on the show.

>>81813772

it actually started kinda promising. Then the Mr.Pajeets wild ride began.

>>81809594
This, I went to one and it was a big disappointment
Funnily I always get the "you might have been to a bad one" comment, but the pattern repeats every time I try a new ebin fast food restaurant.

>>81813883
>>81813778

the shit people waste their money on jesus christ

>>81813772
I'm dying from these youtube comments. "Yeah, I'm gonna order the corn nibblets and mayo. Don't bother putting it in a box, just throw it out." rip my sides

>>81813900
>pajeet
>they're speaking portugese

>>81813232
>>81813264
>>81806611
Fake food, there is not a single video of someone eating that crap.

>>81813175
Oh fuck yeah.

THICC
H
I
C
C

>>81808551
>literally the hottest part of the flame

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Kino

>>81813883
>Dark Souls Estus Flask

>>81806611
>red shirt
brehs

>>81814118
USA? USA

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>>81806611
this has to be some meme fair food. m*xicans don't actually eat this trash do they

>>81813457
>>81813481
>>81813590
He actually got taken to court over it because the guy accused Ramsay of defamation or something and that he couldn't find any work.

Seems like a piece of shit. No one who's an adult and paid like a professional should ever let a kitchen end up like he did.

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/gordon-ramsay-kitchen-nightmares-lawsuit-claims-f**king-joke-5689.php
>The idea of bringing moldy food in and planting actors is a f**king joke. There's a man (Hyde) who got very scared and very embarrassed about his lack of professionalism"

Rofl accusing him of planting food.

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>>81814118
>knife is incredibly dull breadknife
>goes through it all like butter

oh god my heart fuck sakes, hnnnnnnnnng

>>81814260
>meme fair food
That's exactly what it is. Just treats and snacks. Looks like shit but tastes good. When I go to a Mexican restaurant I get tamales with beans and rice and horchata to drink. So incredibly dank.

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gotta go fast

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JAPAN

NICE AND HOT

>>81814477
fuckin skills man. lemme get some of those for my deep freezer.

>>81814477
Fuck that's scary.

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>>81814477

living life on the edge

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>>81813577

>>81814580
I'm scared for his hands.

>>81813883
that shit better taste like holy water

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PAN
NICE AND HOT

>>81813457
>u wot?
>you ran it, you sat in it, you wasted it
Bravo D&D

>>81810865
you know what, I want to try this

>>81814535
I have a band saw for my shop (taxidermy) and do this with whole/half pigs from the butcher all the time
>>81814603
props for doing this with chopsticks

>>81810865
Chicago deep dish "pizza" looks fucking disgusting.

>>81814774
Chopstics are perfect for that.

>>81804120
>be simple food vendor
>make egg sandwiches in the hot sun all day to barely make ends meet
>fucking tourist shows up and sticks a camera in your face while you're working
why's he so mad guys?

>>81814855
I honestly don't know.

>>81811852
yes but cuting the proper way requires technique.

>>81814909
that's a big fish

>>81814909
What a massive underwater creature.

>>81814909
That guy can't cut for shit

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>>81813883
I just asked for a rum and Coke.

>>81814909
fish is gross

Why even eat that type of meat when delicious meat like steak and chicken is available to consume.

>>81815124
never had a tuna steak? I dunno about marlin but some fish is toppy tier

>>81813883
how much does it cost?

>>81803851
tuco?

>>81814580

That's retarded, i would fire him, paying for the accident is much more costly wise than having a slower production line

>>81811852
Yeah right, are you seriously, literally saying that you can dice a big onion like that under 15 seconds?

The dude in the webm looks chill as fuck, I'd probably come up with stuff like that too if I had a job cutting onions.

>>81813778
All I can think of sitting at the bar wanting a beer and some faggot in front of me orders this.

>>81815124
smoked haddock
battered haddock
smoked salmon
salmon
tuna

if you don't like these entry level delicious fish there is no hope for you, my personal favourite is smoked haddock, simple and easy to cook, just buy it, boil it, serve it with some greens and your done

but yes steak and chicken is "better" but you can't beat variance

>>81811461
Then why the fuck did you leave it on so hot?
Turn down the stove, idiot.

>>81810135

>be me
>have to learn cooking
>"""""""""""cooking"""""""
>just use an electric oven to make soups with meat or eggs
>sometimes make rice

no fucks given

>>81813778
I only asked for extra ice

>>81813883
>bartender sets it down
>slam it in .2 seconds
>"hit me again"

>>81813778
Why not just make a fucking mold?

>>81813577
WHAT SAMURAI SORCERY IS THIS

>>81810135
I learned to cook on my own. Its really easy.

>>81813658
>GOING HAM ON THE FRUIT JUICE

THOSE CHIPS UNDER THERE ARE NO LONGER CHIPS

WHO EATS THIS SOGGY SLOP

>>81811852
There's probably little room to work so they do what they can

>>81815894
bad hombres

>>81813484
His head.

>>81813900
>started kinda promising
>tore a hole when catching it
Nah m8 it's shit start from finish

>>81814477
How many hands end up cut in a week?

>>81814909
Katana btfo

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>>81815420
Smoked fish is awful without the acquired taste, wouldn't recommend that to a beginner to seafood. Fish and chips or something like pic related is what I'd start with.