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reminder he also has to go 40 days without jacking off which everyone here would kill themseles if they tried

>going 40 whole days without sex

whoa I thought this was supposed to be a comedy, not a fantasy movie

>>81802018
i've literally gone months at a time without fapping

>>81802018
Pay me 100,000 I'll do it.

>>81802009
Wow. 40 *days*?! Haha

I couldn't imagine such a thing haha

40 days! Haha

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I swear every time there's a thread about this movie, NO ONE ever posts the cgi tit-valley from one of his dream sequences in the movie

The part where he's literally flying over a sea of breasts

Pic related, first hit from Google, but doesn't do it justice

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Honestly I don't know how people just ignore their primal urges to fuck the opposite sex. It's in our DNA to want to spread our seed. Simply fapping shouldn't satisfy that biological urge. Getting your dick wet transcends species. Males connecting with females is the yin and yang of the universe.

>>81802677
>Males connecting with females is the yin and yang of the universe.

No.

>>81802677

If there existed a woman who wanted to fuck me I'd do it.

>>81802720
Yes. Despite modern gender norms, everything in the universe has either a male or female form.

>>81802746
>Despite modern gender norms, everything in the universe has either a male or female form.

Except asexual organisms
>checkmate without leaving earth

>Everything in the universe
Please tell me the silicon lifeforms that you've come across

>>81802828
>le playing doubles advocate
Don't be a literal fag. The universe and our planet is vastly split among males and females. This isn't a point of argument.

>>81802884
>my argument is I have no argument to your argument

Quality.

>>81802677
how does he get away with feeling her up like that

>>81802018
I would go 40 days without jacking off
if Kstew would say she loved me and wants to spend her life with me

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>>81802677
>DYEL manlet trying to claim the goods without the effort
Appropriately shot down.
>Males connecting with females is the yin and yang of the universe.
lel

>>81802009
Completely unrealistic. I mean 40 days without sex? That's just silly. You could make it a week at max.

>>81802899
Read a book sometime.

>>81802992
>says the anon who literally cannot refute

>>81802828
>grass is universally green
>except in rare cases when it's not
>therefore grass isn't green

>>81803012
I did refute you.

>>81803023
>rare cases
Not the Anon you are replying to, but most bacteria reproduce asexually. And guess who outnumbers us.

>>81803063
The universal concept of male and female is defined by more than the act of reproduction.

>>81803023

Protip those colors do not exist. They are interpretations of reflected wavelengths.

Grass is not green we only see it as green.

Again, quality post anon. Those books of yours have paid off.

>>81803096
These bacterias don't have penises or any sexual organs, Anon. Also, what about viruses? Those things are even more common and don't have a gender either.

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>>81803096
>he literally keeps moving the goalposts and refining his argument to appear smart to other anons

can't make this shit up

>>81803124
>still being a literal autist
>can't follow simple analogies
Read a book sometime.

>>81803145
They do have genders.

>>81803160
Nobody has moved goalposts but you, anon.

>>81803204

Quote the posts you think are his.

>>81803219
If you have nothing to contribute and are feeling threatened by my assertiveness, by all means close the thread.

>>81803277

You have no authority on the matter so any assertiveness is merely a mirage and an indication of mental illness.

>>81803307
It was a suggestion, given your last few replies have indicated you are feeling threatened and moved no discussion forward. Take it or leave it.

>>81803357
>It was a suggestion

Moving the goalposts.

>>81803383
It's not. Read a book sometime.

>book
>4 of 4 matches

lel

>>81802677
I just noticed he has a boner the entire time

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>make claim
>do nothing to back up said claim

>>81803023
Do you even know what "universally" means?

>>81802018
2 months here. Do it all the time

>>81802268
This.

>>81802746
>everything in the universe has either a male or female form.

What is the female and male forms of black holes?

>>81802918
A- women are not as opposed to this as you think, you have been conditioned to treat them like fine china when they're really more like a plastic plate
B- lover's spat. They've been dating for some time. Read faces

>>81802009
For someone with a cuckquean fetish, there scene where the bitch makes him cheat in his sleep is amazing.

>>81804021
>female
black hole (supercondensing matter)
>male
Big Bang or other theoretical cosmic outburst (hyperexpanding matter)

>>81804960

Big bang didn't "outburst" matter it outburst energy

>>81802677

>Literally dancing around him

>>81802018
I once forgot to jerk off for longer
Thats only a bit more than a month you know